WEBVTT 00:00:12.590 --> 00:00:16.446 Lentelefilm 00:00:20.936 --> 00:00:27.253 The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit 00:00:27.253 --> 00:00:31.937 Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains. 00:00:31.937 --> 00:00:33.931 There and back again. 00:00:33.931 --> 00:00:34.698 The fairy tale 00:00:34.728 --> 00:00:37.357 of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien: "Hobbit" 00:00:37.357 --> 00:00:43.003 Translation : N.Rachmanovoy 00:00:43.003 --> 00:00:46.662 There once lived 00:00:46.662 --> 00:00:49.078 In his hole in the ground 00:00:49.078 --> 00:00:50.634 A Hobbit 00:00:50.634 --> 00:00:55.678 Not in a damp dirty hole 00:00:55.678 --> 00:01:00.125 This hole was for Hobbits 00:01:01.340 --> 00:01:03.571 There are no magical things about Hobbits 00:01:05.116 --> 00:01:12.779 There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet 00:01:12.779 --> 00:01:17.959 They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:25.428 And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury 00:01:25.428 --> 00:01:32.798 Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life 00:01:32.798 --> 00:01:36.598 And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him 00:01:36.598 --> 00:01:45.135 But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid 00:01:45.135 --> 99:59:59.999 And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On a quiet, early morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you trying to imply? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The first, the second, and the third 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Gandalf: Very pretty! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I have no time today. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am looking for someone to share in an adventure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are Hobbits! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That only could that it is time for me to leave! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh but you do know if it, dear sir! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you do know my name, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 though you don't remember that I belong to it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am Gandalf. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and Gandalf means me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who would've known, eh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well... I am truly sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I did not consider that you may still be in buisness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And what else is there for me to do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This means that you are not completely useless 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll be on my way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And go elsewhere 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will certainly send you on my little adventure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you, Mister Gandalf 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I truly do not feel like going 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am sorry, but perhaps... another time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Drink a cup of tea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But regretfully not today, I am sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dwalin, at your service, greetings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please, enter 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I see we have begun to arrive already 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Balin, at your service. Bilbo Baggins, at yours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Would you like to have some tea? A glass of kvass would suit me better, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if only you have any. But I don't mind some raisin cakes, if it's not too much trouble. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not at all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kili, at your service. And Fili, too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bilbo Baggins, at yours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dwalin and Balin here already, I see. Yes. Please... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's join the whole caboodle! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm very glad... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone else is coming 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There are many who go with the bell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please take a seat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep friends waiting on the mat. Let me introduce Bifur, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And pay attention to Thorin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now we are all here! I hope there is something left for the late-comers to eat and drink! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of course! What's that? --Tea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tea? No thank you! A mug of ale, I think, for me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And gooseberry jam and apple-tart would be good 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mince-pies! Cabbage pies! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 More cakes! And pudding! A cup of coffee! Two coffees! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And just bring out the cold chicken! Pickles! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God damn those dwarves... Okay, okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chicken! Pickles! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In just a half-hour all the Mr. Bilbo's food reserves had been consumed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the merry bunch lent their 26 hands to the hobbit to wash the dishes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Smash the plates! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Smash the crocks! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Blunt the forks and bend the knives! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Smash the bottles against the floor! Burn the napkins! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 An order at your command! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tear apart the cloth, dear guests, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Splash the fat upon the chairs! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Throw the bones and crusts on the floor, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Smear the valuable parquet with mustard! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put glasses and cups in a boiling bowl 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stir'em up with an iron bar! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put them out, dry them, and dump them all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's sitting around still? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Adress yourself to the fragile crocks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Meanwhile it became evening. The stars were out in a dark sky above the trees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They sat around the chimney and were smoking their pipes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gandalf, dwarves and Mr. Baggins! We have come together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the most excellent and audacious hobbit to discuss our plans. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Our object is, I take it, well known to us all. But perhaps to Mr. Baggins, may the hair on his toes never fall out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and to some of the younger dwarves (I should be right in naming Kili and Fili), the situation at the moment may require some explanation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I explain. Very soon, before the break of day we will start on a long way, a dangerous journey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 from which many of us, or perhaps all of us, except our friend and counsellor, the ingenious wizard Gandalf 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I repeat, perhaps all of us, may never return 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excitable little fellow Gets queer fits 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But he is one of the best, as fierce as a dragon in a pinch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will he do, do you think? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is all very well for Gandalf to talk about this hobbit being fierce 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think he swooned from like fright! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In fact, if it had not been for the magic sign on the door, I should have been sure we had come to the wrong house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Right after I saw him I had my doubts 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He looks more like a grocer than a burglar! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hush! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A grocer? --A grocer. A grocer?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will show you. I will show you what I can do. A grocer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As soon as I saw your funny faces I was quite sure you have come to the wrong house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But treat it as the right one 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A grocer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me what you want done, and I will do what I can, whom ever I have to fight. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't pretend to understand what you are talking about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Especially your last reference to burglars 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's right. I have chosen Mr. Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mind you that you cannot get into the Mountain's secret passage without burglary 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is a lot more in Mr. Baggings than you think, and a deal more than he has any idea of himself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You may yet to thank me yet, of course if you survive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Brace yourself, Baggins. It is time to discuss our journey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is the map of the Old Thror, your grandfather, Thorin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He was King under the Mountain 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In those days, Dwarves owned all the treasures of the Mountain 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and had peace and friendship with denizens of the Lake City. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But a fearsome and cruel dragon called Smaug 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 has burned down all the neighborhood. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He took all the Dwarves' wealth for himself, and has been living there since then, sowing the fear 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and taking the heavy contribution from the Lake City. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But we Dwarves have never forgotten our stolen treasures. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Especially the diamond named Arkenstone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh Arkenstone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The Heart of the Mountain! And we still mean to get them back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and to bring our curses home to Smaug — if we can. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let us be on the road! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And they began to sing a mysterious song of the Dwarves, which were accompanying them throughout their entire journey. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the hobbit wished to to see the great mountains, to hear the pine trees and waterfalls, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to explore the caves, to wear a sword instead of walking stick. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yet he said to himself: "Don't be a fool, Bilbo, thinking of dragons and all that outlandish nonsense at your age!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But the taste for adventure overtook the poor hobbit, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Far over the misty mountains cold To dungeons deep and caverns old 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We must away ere break of day To seek the pale enchanted gold. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The dwarves of yore made mighty spells, While hammers fell like ringing bells 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In places deep, where dark things sleep, In hollow halls beneath the fells. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The bells were ringing in the dale And men looked up with faces pale; 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The dragon's ire more fierce than fire Laid low their towers and houses frail. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The mountain smoked beneath the moon; The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They fled their hall to dying-fall Beneath his feet, beneath the moon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Far over the misty mountains grim To dungeons deep and caverns dim 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We must away, ere break of day, To win our harps and gold from him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Long days and many miles had they left behind. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It was a hard path and a dangerous, long path. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One day, they were high up in a narrow place, with a dreadful fall at one side of them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They met a thunderstorm. You know how terrific are thunder and lightning in the mountains at night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when storms come up from East and West and make war. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's very dangerous to be here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If we don't get blown off or drowned, we could be picked up by some giant and kicked sky-high for a football. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — Well, if you know of anywhere better, take us there! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — We need the send someone to look for a better shelter 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — I'm very tired! — And I'm afraid to fall down in the chasm! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — We need to send the youngest of us. — That's fair. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — Yeah right. Those are always us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — Why did we took a hobbit with us? That is his duty, let him do scouting. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — I'm rather new to mountains 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — Enough bickering already! Fili and Kili, go while we aren't stricken by lightning still. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 — There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. Go, go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So it proved on this occasion. That is the dangerous part about caves: you don't know what is waiting for you inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The whole company fell asleep while enjoying the warmth.