0:00:12.590,0:00:16.446 Lentelefilm 0:00:20.936,0:00:27.253 The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit 0:00:27.253,0:00:31.937 Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains. 0:00:31.937,0:00:33.931 There and back again. 0:00:33.931,0:00:34.698 The fairy tale 0:00:34.728,0:00:37.357 of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien:[br]"Hobbit" 0:00:37.357,0:00:43.003 Translation : N.Rachmanovoy 0:00:43.003,0:00:46.662 There once lived 0:00:46.662,0:00:49.078 In his hole in the ground 0:00:49.078,0:00:50.634 A Hobbit 0:00:50.634,0:00:55.678 Not in a damp dirty hole 0:00:55.678,0:01:00.125 This hole was for Hobbits 0:01:01.340,0:01:03.571 There are no magical things about Hobbits 0:01:05.116,0:01:12.779 There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet 0:01:12.779,0:01:17.959 They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch 0:01:17.959,0:01:25.428 And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury 0:01:25.428,0:01:32.798 Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life 0:01:32.798,0:01:36.598 And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him 0:01:36.598,0:01:45.135 But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid 0:01:45.135,9:59:59.000 And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On a quiet, early morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you trying to imply? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The first, the second, and the third 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Gandalf: Very pretty! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I have no time today. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am looking for someone to share in an adventure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are Hobbits! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That only could that it is time for me to leave! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh but you do know if it, dear sir! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you do know my name, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 though you don't remember that I belong to it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am Gandalf. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and Gandalf means me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who would've known, eh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well... I am truly sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did not consider that you may still be in buisness 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And what else is there for me to do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This means that you are not completely useless 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll be on my way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ah, thank you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And go elsewhere 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will certainly send you on my little adventure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you, Mister Gandalf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I truly do not feel like going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am sorry, but perhaps... another time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Drink a cup of tea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But regretfully not today, I am sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dwalin, at your service, greetings 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, enter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I see we have begun to arrive already 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Balin, at your service.[br]Bilbo Baggins, at yours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Would you like to have some tea?[br]A glass of kvass would suit me better, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if only you have any. But I don't mind some raisin cakes, if it's not too much trouble. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not at all! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kili, at your service.[br]And Fili, too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bilbo Baggins, at yours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dwalin and Balin here already, I see.[br]Yes. Please... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let's join the whole caboodle! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm very glad... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone else is coming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There are many who go with the bell. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please take a seat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep friends waiting on the mat. Let me introduce Bifur, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And pay attention to Thorin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now we are all here! I hope there is something left for the late-comers to eat and drink! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of course![br]What's that? --Tea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tea? No thank you! A mug of ale, I think, for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And gooseberry jam and apple-tart would be good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mince-pies![br]Cabbage pies! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 More cakes! And pudding! A cup of coffee![br]Two coffees! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And just bring out the cold chicken![br]Pickles! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God damn those dwarves...[br]Okay, okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Chicken! Pickles! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In just a half-hour all the Mr. Bilbo's food reserves had been consumed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the merry bunch lent their 26 hands to the hobbit to wash the dishes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Smash the plates! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Smash the crocks! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Blunt the forks and bend the knives! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Smash the bottles against the floor![br]Burn the napkins! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 An order at your command! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tear apart the cloth, dear guests, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Splash the fat upon the chairs! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Throw the bones and crusts on the floor, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Smear the valuable parquet with mustard! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Put glasses and cups in a boiling bowl 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Stir'em up with an iron bar! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Put them out, dry them, and dump them all! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's sitting around still? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Adress yourself to the fragile crocks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Meanwhile it became evening.[br]The stars were out in a dark sky above the trees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They sat around the chimney and were smoking their pipes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Gandalf, dwarves and Mr. Baggins! We have come together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the most excellent and audacious hobbit to discuss our plans. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Our object is, I take it, well known to us all. But perhaps to Mr. Baggins, may the hair on his toes never fall out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and to some of the younger dwarves (I should be right in naming Kili and Fili), the situation at the moment may require some explanation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I explain. Very soon, before the break of day we will start on a long way, a dangerous journey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 from which many of us, or perhaps all of us, except our friend and counsellor, the ingenious wizard Gandalf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I repeat, perhaps all of us, may never return 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excitable little fellow[br]Gets queer fits 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But he is one of the best, as fierce as a dragon in a pinch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will he do, do you think? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is all very well for Gandalf to talk about this hobbit being fierce 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think he swooned from like fright! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In fact, if it had not been for the magic sign on the door, I should have been sure we had come to the wrong house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Right after I saw him I had my doubts 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He looks more like a grocer than a burglar! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hush! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A grocer? --A grocer.[br]A grocer?! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will show you. I will show you what I can do. A grocer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As soon as I saw your funny faces I was quite sure you have come to the wrong house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But treat it as the right one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A grocer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me what you want done, and I will do what I can, whom ever I have to fight. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't pretend to understand what you are talking about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Especially your last reference to burglars 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's right. I have chosen Mr. Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mind you that you cannot get into the Mountain's secret passage without burglary 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a lot more in Mr. Baggings than you think, and a deal more than he has any idea of himself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You may yet to thank me yet, of course if you survive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Brace yourself, Baggins. It is time to discuss our journey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is the map of the Old Thror, your grandfather, Thorin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He was King under the Mountain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In those days, Dwarves owned all the treasures of the Mountain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and had peace and friendship with denizens of the Lake City. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But a fearsome and cruel dragon called Smaug 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 has burned down all the neighborhood. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He took all the Dwarves' wealth for himself,[br]and has been living there since then, sowing the fear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and taking the heavy contribution from the Lake City. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But we Dwarves have never forgotten our stolen treasures. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Especially the diamond named Arkenstone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh Arkenstone! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The Heart of the Mountain![br]And we still mean to get them back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and to bring our curses home to Smaug[br]— if we can. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let us be on the road! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And they began to sing a mysterious song of the Dwarves, which were accompanying them[br]throughout their entire journey. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And the hobbit wished to to see the great mountains, to hear the pine trees and waterfalls, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to explore the caves, to wear a sword instead[br]of walking stick. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yet he said to himself: "Don't be a fool, Bilbo,[br]thinking of dragons and all that outlandish[br]nonsense at your age!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But the taste for adventure overtook the poor hobbit, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Far over the misty mountains cold[br]To dungeons deep and caverns old 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We must away ere break of day[br]To seek the pale enchanted gold. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,[br]While hammers fell like ringing bells 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In places deep, where dark things sleep,[br]In hollow halls beneath the fells. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The bells were ringing in the dale[br]And men looked up with faces pale; 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The dragon's ire more fierce than fire[br]Laid low their towers and houses frail. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The mountain smoked beneath the moon;[br]The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They fled their hall to dying-fall[br]Beneath his feet, beneath the moon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Far over the misty mountains grim[br]To dungeons deep and caverns dim 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We must away, ere break of day,[br]To win our harps and gold from him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Long days and many miles had they left behind. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It was a hard path and a dangerous, long path. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One day, they were high up in a narrow place, with a[br]dreadful fall at one side of them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They met a thunderstorm. You know how[br]terrific are thunder and lightning[br]in the mountains at night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when storms come up from East and West[br]and make war.[br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's very dangerous to be here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If we don't get blown off or drowned,[br]we could be picked up by some giant and kicked sky-high for a football. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — Well, if you know of anywhere better, take us there! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — We need the send someone to look for a better shelter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — I'm very tired![br]— And I'm afraid to fall down in the chasm! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — We need to send the youngest of us.[br]— That's fair. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — Yeah right. Those are always us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — Why did we took a hobbit with us?[br]That is his duty, let him do scouting. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — I'm rather new to mountains 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — Enough bickering already![br]Fili and Kili, go while we aren't[br]stricken by lightning still. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 — There is nothing like looking,[br]if you want to find something. Go, go! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You certainly usually find something, if you look,[br]but it is not always quite the something you were after. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So it proved on this occasion. That is the dangerous part[br]about caves: you don't know what is waiting for you inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The whole company fell asleep while enjoying the warmth.