WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lentelefilm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fairy tale of Mr. Bilbo Baggins 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There and back again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 By fairy tale 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hobbit" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Translation : N.Rachmanovoy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There once lived 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In his hole in the ground 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A Hobbit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not in a damp dirty hole 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This hole was for Hobbits 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There are no magical things about Hobbits 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On a quiet, early morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you trying to imply? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The first, the second, and the third 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Gandalf: Very pretty! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I have no time today. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am looking for someone to share in an adventure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are Hobbits! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That only could that it is time for me to leave! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh but you do know if it, dear sir! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you do know my name, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 though you don't remember that I belong to it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am Gandalf. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and Gandalf means me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 >>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who would've known, eh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well... I am truly sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I did not consider that you may still be in buisness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And what else is there for me to do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This means that you are not completely useless 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll be on my way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And go elsewhere 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will certainly send you on my little adventure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you, Mister Gandalf 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I truly do not feel like going 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am sorry, but perhaps... another time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Drink a cup of tea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But regretfully not today, I am sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dwalin, at your service, greetings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please, enter