1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Lentelefilm 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Fairy tale of Mr. Bilbo Baggins 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There and back again. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 By fairy tale 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Hobbit" 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Translation : N.Rachmanovoy 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There once lived 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 In his hole in the ground 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A Hobbit 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Not in a damp dirty hole 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This hole was for Hobbits 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There are no magical things about Hobbits 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 On a quiet, early morning 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good morning 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you trying to imply? 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on? 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The first, the second, and the third 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 >> Gandalf: Very pretty! 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But I have no time today. 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am looking for someone to share in an adventure 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone. 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 >> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts! 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We are Hobbits! 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good morning! 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning" 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That only could that it is time for me to leave! 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 >> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh but you do know if it, dear sir! 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And you do know my name, 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 though you don't remember that I belong to it. 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am Gandalf. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and Gandalf means me! 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 >>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf? 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who would've known, eh? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone? 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well... I am truly sorry 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I did not consider that you may still be in buisness 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And what else is there for me to do? 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses... 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This means that you are not completely useless 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll be on my way 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ah, thank you 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And go elsewhere 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I will certainly send you on my little adventure 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you, Mister Gandalf 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But I truly do not feel like going 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am sorry, but perhaps... another time 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Drink a cup of tea 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But regretfully not today, I am sorry 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dwalin, at your service, greetings 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table? 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please, enter