9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lentelefilm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fairy tale of Mr. Bilbo Baggins 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There and back again. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 By fairy tale 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hobbit" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Translation : N.Rachmanovoy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There once lived 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In his hole in the ground 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A Hobbit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not in a damp dirty hole 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This hole was for Hobbits 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There are no magical things about Hobbits 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On a quiet, early morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you trying to imply? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The first, the second, and the third 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Gandalf: Very pretty! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I have no time today. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am looking for someone to share in an adventure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are Hobbits! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That only could that it is time for me to leave! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh but you do know if it, dear sir! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you do know my name, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 though you don't remember that I belong to it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am Gandalf. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and Gandalf means me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 >>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who would've known, eh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well... I am truly sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did not consider that you may still be in buisness 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And what else is there for me to do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This means that you are not completely useless 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll be on my way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ah, thank you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And go elsewhere 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will certainly send you on my little adventure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you, Mister Gandalf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I truly do not feel like going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am sorry, but perhaps... another time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Drink a cup of tea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But regretfully not today, I am sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dwalin, at your service, greetings 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, enter