WEBVTT 00:01:16.553 --> 00:01:21.357 Moanin' Low, my sweet man I love him so 00:01:21.357 --> 00:01:24.861 though he's mean as can be 00:01:24.861 --> 00:01:30.567 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me 00:01:30.567 --> 00:01:32.702 a woman like me... 00:01:32.702 --> 00:01:34.971 a woman like me... a woman like me... 00:01:34.971 --> 00:01:37.207 a woman like me... a woman like me... 00:01:37.207 --> 00:01:52.020 a woman like me... (etc...) 00:06:45.081 --> 00:06:49.921 Rick wants to hire me! He's at a new studio. 00:06:51.420 --> 00:06:52.525 Where is it? 00:06:56.092 --> 00:06:57.173 India! 00:07:02.377 --> 00:07:03.636 When? 00:07:03.636 --> 00:07:05.097 I don't remember what year... 00:07:05.097 --> 00:07:05.968 there's no year... 00:07:05.968 --> 00:07:07.970 How do you know there's a year for that? 00:07:07.970 --> 00:07:10.540 I think they say the 14th Century. 00:07:10.540 --> 00:07:12.742 The 14th Century was recently. 00:07:12.742 --> 00:07:13.976 No, but...I don't know... 00:07:13.976 --> 00:07:16.571 That's when...the Moghuls were ruling, Babar was in India 00:07:16.571 --> 00:07:17.336 The 11th then? 00:07:17.336 --> 00:07:19.982 It's definitely B.C. 00:07:19.982 --> 00:07:21.984 It's B.C. for sure 00:07:21.984 --> 00:07:25.988 and I think it's Ayodhya, where Ram was born 00:07:25.988 --> 00:07:28.321 I know that because they razed that temple. 00:07:28.321 --> 00:07:31.033 They say that Ram was born there. Which I don't believe - 00:07:31.033 --> 00:07:32.374 - but that's what they say. 00:07:32.374 --> 00:07:35.558 And Ayodhya is in the state of Uttar Pradesh. 00:07:35.558 --> 00:07:38.230 It's right there! Therefore the story has to be true. 00:07:38.230 --> 00:07:43.005 It's probably based on as real as event as the Bible is based on. 00:07:43.005 --> 00:07:46.008 You want to know the whole story? 00:07:46.008 --> 00:07:50.012 Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives. 00:07:50.012 --> 00:07:51.013 -3 wives. 00:07:51.013 --> 00:07:52.014 3 wives? 00:07:52.014 --> 00:07:53.015 -4 sons. 00:07:53.015 --> 00:07:54.407 4 sons, 3 wives. OK. 00:07:54.407 --> 00:07:56.639 I know the names of the sons by the way. 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:58.020 Kausalya... 00:07:58.020 --> 00:08:00.147 No, that's the wife, that's what I meant. 00:08:00.147 --> 00:08:03.960 Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi. 00:08:03.960 --> 00:08:06.963 And Kausalya's son was Ram 00:08:06.963 --> 00:08:08.965 Sumitra's son was Laxman 00:08:08.965 --> 00:08:10.742 Kaikeyi's son was Bharat 00:08:10.742 --> 00:08:11.968 I'm so impressed! 00:08:11.968 --> 00:08:12.969 Yes, and 00:08:12.969 --> 00:08:16.973 Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother which means he had to be, uh 00:08:16.973 --> 00:08:18.774 Sumitra's son. 00:08:18.774 --> 00:08:20.977 Sita was Ram's wife 00:08:20.977 --> 00:08:25.314 Right, and Sita I know also, Sita's father was Janaka. 00:08:25.314 --> 00:08:27.984 Sita has many names, Sita only being one of them. 00:08:27.984 --> 00:08:28.985 Yeah. 00:08:28.985 --> 00:08:29.986 Janaki! Janaki! 00:08:29.986 --> 00:08:31.988 Janaki also. 00:08:31.988 --> 00:08:34.991 And Vahish, Vahish, uh... 00:08:34.991 --> 00:08:36.993 -I saw a play... -Vaidehi. 00:08:36.993 --> 00:08:41.998 Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right, which I learned was another name for Sita. 00:08:41.998 --> 00:08:46.335 Ram was about to be crowned by Dasharatha as the king 00:08:46.335 --> 00:08:48.744 and Kaikeyi went to him and 00:08:48.744 --> 00:08:52.008 Because she had done something really good 00:08:52.008 --> 00:08:54.370 I think she had taken care of him when he was really sick. 00:08:54.370 --> 00:08:55.478 Yes. 00:08:55.478 --> 00:08:58.014 And so at that point he had said to her, 00:08:58.014 --> 00:09:01.584 "You have one Boon. Anything you ask of me I will do." 00:09:01.584 --> 00:09:04.954 and so she went and asked him to send Ram away for 14 years 00:09:04.954 --> 00:09:08.407 thinking that was a long enough time, that if you go away for 14 years, 00:09:08.407 --> 00:09:10.653 you're pretty much out of sight, out of mind. 00:09:28.411 --> 00:09:33.449 Rama my son, today I wish to crown you King of Ayodhya 00:09:33.449 --> 00:09:36.218 but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi- 00:09:36.218 --> 00:09:37.310 Grrr... 00:09:37.687 --> 00:09:40.990 -just reminded me of an ancient vow I made. 00:09:40.990 --> 00:09:44.994 To honor this vow, instead of crowning you king, I must 00:09:44.994 --> 00:09:48.229 banish you to the forest for 14 years! 00:09:49.304 --> 00:09:53.736 Goodbye, dear boy. You are noble and good. 00:09:53.736 --> 00:09:55.738 The embodiment of righteousness. 00:09:55.738 --> 00:09:57.740 A brave warrior prince. 00:09:57.740 --> 00:10:00.009 Joy of Heaven and Earth. 00:10:00.009 --> 00:10:02.011 The Ideal Man. 00:10:02.011 --> 00:10:04.696 May the Gods be with you. 00:10:05.014 --> 00:10:08.517 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. 00:10:08.718 --> 00:10:13.022 That's what she asked for and Dasharatha was heartbroken 00:10:13.022 --> 00:10:17.026 but given that all Indian men are true to their word... 00:10:17.026 --> 00:10:21.030 He had to... do that. 00:10:21.030 --> 00:10:22.963 And then he died? Didn't he die? 00:10:22.963 --> 00:10:24.033 No, I don't think... 00:10:24.033 --> 00:10:25.034 He died eventually... 00:10:25.034 --> 00:10:30.039 No, but all those Ram Leelas I've seen when I was a kid... 00:10:30.039 --> 00:10:31.807 He died right away? 00:10:31.807 --> 00:10:34.043 There's this big scene, very dramatic 00:10:34.043 --> 00:10:37.046 he's having a heart attack when his son is going away. 00:10:37.046 --> 00:10:40.049 I do think he was unwell... 00:10:40.049 --> 00:10:41.050 Yeah that's true. 00:10:41.050 --> 00:10:43.052 And he also has a huge issue, right? 00:10:43.052 --> 00:10:46.205 He's like ravaged by guilt, because Ram is such a good son. 00:10:46.205 --> 00:10:48.394 And Ram, when he was told to go away, 00:10:48.394 --> 00:10:51.290 actually said he would. He didn't create any problems, he didn't say, 00:10:51.290 --> 00:10:52.061 "why?" 00:10:52.061 --> 00:10:53.062 He just said, 00:10:53.062 --> 00:10:56.065 "If that is your wish Father, I shall go." 00:10:56.065 --> 00:10:57.066 And then he went. 00:10:57.066 --> 00:11:00.069 And Sita said, "If you go, I go." 00:11:00.069 --> 00:11:01.608 No, Sita. 00:11:01.824 --> 00:11:06.008 The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons. 00:11:06.008 --> 00:11:10.713 They harrass our Wise Men and desecrate their ritual fires. 00:11:10.713 --> 00:11:14.650 I must fight them... alone. 00:11:14.650 --> 00:11:19.021 But Rama, a woman's place is next to her Husband! 00:11:19.021 --> 00:11:21.023 I will accept any hardship. 00:11:21.023 --> 00:11:23.472 I cannot live without you... 00:11:23.472 --> 00:11:31.091 I cannot live without you... I cannot live without you... 00:11:44.046 --> 00:11:50.576 I hate to think what might have been if we had never met 00:11:50.619 --> 00:11:56.625 Why should I suppose that this could be? 00:11:56.625 --> 00:12:02.689 The weary days, the lonely nights, are easy to forget 00:12:02.998 --> 00:12:09.403 since I am here, and you are here with me. 00:12:09.738 --> 00:12:16.405 Here we are, you and I 00:12:16.445 --> 00:12:22.782 let the World hurry by 00:12:23.018 --> 00:12:29.685 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 00:12:30.025 --> 00:12:36.726 You'd find me, I'd find you 00:12:37.032 --> 00:12:43.562 Here we are, alone together 00:12:43.606 --> 00:12:50.307 what matter whether, we wandered far? 00:12:50.613 --> 00:12:55.050 And though we haven't got a bankful, 00:12:55.050 --> 00:12:58.287 we can still be thankful 00:12:58.287 --> 00:13:04.089 that here, that here we are! 00:13:33.022 --> 00:13:39.723 Here we are, you and I 00:13:39.762 --> 00:13:46.668 Let the World just hurry by 00:13:46.702 --> 00:13:53.835 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 00:13:53.876 --> 00:14:00.179 you'd find me, and I'd find you 00:14:00.983 --> 00:14:07.320 Here we are, alone together 00:14:07.356 --> 00:14:14.489 what matter whether we wandered far? 00:14:14.530 --> 00:14:19.435 and though we haven't got a bankful, 00:14:19.435 --> 00:14:22.571 we can still be thankful 00:14:22.571 --> 00:14:28.976 that here we are! 00:14:30.779 --> 00:14:31.677 That's all! 00:14:40.723 --> 00:14:42.024 I'll miss you. 00:14:42.024 --> 00:14:46.518 It's only a 6-month contract. I'll be back before you know it! 00:15:00.976 --> 00:15:05.981 Ravana was the evil king of Lanka 00:15:05.981 --> 00:15:10.986 and he just stole Sita. 00:15:10.986 --> 00:15:13.989 He was an incredibly learned man. From what I understand, Ravana was... 00:15:13.989 --> 00:15:16.992 Actually the only bad thing he seems to have done... 00:15:16.992 --> 00:15:19.198 ...is capture Sita. 00:15:19.198 --> 00:15:22.998 Which is kind of interesting because everything else about him seems to be, like 00:15:22.998 --> 00:15:24.820 he was this really learned guy, 00:15:24.820 --> 00:15:26.231 he knows all these weapons 00:15:26.231 --> 00:15:28.170 he prays to the right Gods... 00:15:28.170 --> 00:15:31.273 so all this stuff! He's like this Good King. 00:15:31.273 --> 00:15:35.010 Except that, over time, we've been led to believe he's this complete... 00:15:35.010 --> 00:15:38.013 that he's like Mogambo. 00:15:38.013 --> 00:15:41.016 That's right, he lived on an island also! 00:15:41.016 --> 00:15:45.020 He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta. 00:15:45.020 --> 00:15:47.022 and he plays - -all these instruments... 00:15:47.022 --> 00:15:50.025 Veena with his intestines. 00:15:50.025 --> 00:15:52.027 With his intestines? 00:15:52.027 --> 00:15:54.029 Yeah, for Shiva. 00:15:54.029 --> 00:15:58.500 There's this whole thing about how devoted a fan he was 00:15:58.500 --> 00:16:02.438 and he's asking Lord Shiva for some wish 00:16:02.438 --> 00:16:08.143 and, you know, he is basically playing Veena with his intestines. 00:16:08.143 --> 00:16:10.979 It's hard to fell someone like that in battle, because 00:16:10.979 --> 00:16:13.482 what is pain to a man who plays Veena on his intestines? 00:16:13.482 --> 00:16:15.084 Nothing much. 00:16:15.084 --> 00:16:17.986 What I'm really impressed with is he was the king of Sri Lanka. 00:16:17.986 --> 00:16:20.989 No, he was the king of Lanka. 00:16:20.989 --> 00:16:23.992 It was Lanka. It's called Ceylon. It's the same country I think. 00:16:23.992 --> 00:16:25.994 Well the point is that's what we think. 00:16:25.994 --> 00:16:26.995 They built the bridge. 00:16:26.995 --> 00:16:30.999 The bridge still exists, so NASA images say. 00:16:30.999 --> 00:16:36.004 Really? NASA? It must be true then! 00:16:36.004 --> 00:16:39.007 Maybe they saw it when they were on the moon! 00:16:39.007 --> 00:16:42.544 Isn't the Suruphanaka story - Suruphanaka right? 00:16:42.544 --> 00:16:44.443 Surphanaka. 00:16:44.443 --> 00:16:47.015 I'm messing up her name. God, they're gonna be after me 00:16:47.015 --> 00:16:49.351 Surphanaka is the one with the really ugly nose. 00:16:49.351 --> 00:16:51.520 Surphanaka. But she was Ravana's sister. 00:16:51.520 --> 00:16:57.025 Ravana! Rama has slaughtered your Rakshasas in the forest. You must take revenge! 00:16:57.025 --> 00:17:02.364 Don't do it, Master. Rama is powerful. 00:17:02.364 --> 00:17:06.925 Sister, do not bother me with your petty concerns. 00:17:08.670 --> 00:17:13.976 Dear Brother Ravana, have you seen Rama's wife Sita? 00:17:13.976 --> 00:17:17.980 She is the most beautiful woman in the world. 00:17:17.980 --> 00:17:21.550 Her skin is fair like the lotus blossom. 00:17:21.550 --> 00:17:24.419 Her eyes are like lotus pools. 00:17:24.419 --> 00:17:28.390 Her hands are like, um, lotuses. 00:17:28.390 --> 00:17:32.952 Her breasts like big, round, firm, juicy... 00:17:33.328 --> 00:17:34.997 Lotuses! 00:17:34.997 --> 00:17:37.625 Mmmm, ahhhh... 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:42.805 Make Sita your wife, Ravana. Steal her from Rama! 00:17:42.805 --> 00:17:46.008 Don't do it, Master! 00:17:46.008 --> 00:17:51.469 I'll hear no arguments from you, Mareecha. You must help me at once. 00:17:52.014 --> 00:17:57.653 Transform yourself into a beautful golden deer to distract Rama. 00:17:57.653 --> 00:18:03.025 While Sita is unguarded, I'll grab her! 00:18:03.025 --> 00:18:09.191 Sita WILL be mine! Hahahahahaaa! 00:18:20.375 --> 00:18:23.979 What a beautiful golden deer! 00:18:23.979 --> 00:18:26.982 Oh Rama, won't you capture it for me? 00:18:26.982 --> 00:18:29.985 I don't know, Sita. It could be a trick! 00:18:29.985 --> 00:18:32.487 Oh Rama, pleeeaaase? 00:18:33.388 --> 00:18:37.993 All right, Sita. You ask for so little and give me so much. 00:18:37.993 --> 00:18:42.998 But promise you won't leave the hut while I'm gone. The forest is dangerous. 00:18:42.998 --> 00:18:47.002 I promise! Oh Rama, I love you! 00:18:47.002 --> 00:18:49.971 I love you, Sita. 00:19:21.637 --> 00:19:25.974 Love was blind to me, now it's kind to me, 00:19:25.974 --> 00:19:29.511 Love has opened my eyes. 00:19:29.511 --> 00:19:33.849 Since it came to me, life's a game to me 00:19:33.849 --> 00:19:37.986 with the sweetest surprise. 00:19:37.986 --> 00:19:41.990 I never knew how good it was to be 00:19:41.990 --> 00:19:47.796 a slave to one who means the world to me. 00:19:47.796 --> 00:19:53.235 I loved that man from the start, and way down deep in his heart 00:19:53.235 --> 00:19:58.006 I know he loves me, Heaven knows why 00:19:58.006 --> 00:20:03.601 and when he tells me he can't live without me 00:20:03.666 --> 00:20:08.016 what wouldn't I do for that man? 00:20:08.016 --> 00:20:13.255 He's not an angel or saint, and what's the odds that he ain't 00:20:13.255 --> 00:20:18.126 with all his faults I know he'll get by 00:20:18.126 --> 00:20:23.565 I'll be so true to him, he'll never doubt me 00:20:23.565 --> 00:20:28.036 What wouldn't I do for that man? 00:20:28.036 --> 00:20:37.138 Oh, when he lets me lean my, my weary head on his shoulder 00:20:37.579 --> 00:20:47.284 I close my eyes right there and wish I never grow older 00:20:47.518 --> 00:20:52.614 I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own 00:20:52.702 --> 00:20:57.432 I love that man as nobody can 00:20:57.432 --> 00:21:03.205 I'm just no good when his arms are about me 00:21:03.205 --> 00:21:07.039 What wouldn't I do for that man? 00:21:07.075 --> 00:21:12.638 Oh, what wouldn't I do for that man? 00:21:32.034 --> 00:21:37.039 I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own 00:21:37.039 --> 00:21:42.044 I love that man better than I do my self 00:21:42.044 --> 00:21:47.516 I'm just no good when his arms are about me 00:21:47.516 --> 00:21:51.053 What wouldn't I do for that man? 00:21:51.053 --> 00:21:58.289 Oh there's not a thing I wouldn't do for my man. 00:21:59.528 --> 00:22:02.998 That's all! 00:22:02.998 --> 00:22:07.002 But you know what Sita does then? How she is able to tell these people where she - 00:22:07.002 --> 00:22:09.004 She drops her jewelry 00:22:09.004 --> 00:22:11.006 along the way. 00:22:11.006 --> 00:22:16.011 And that's how they were able to find her. It went all the way up to Lanka. 00:22:16.011 --> 00:22:19.014 How many times did she drop the jewelry? 00:22:19.014 --> 00:22:22.017 She was wearing a whole lot of jewelry in the forest. 00:22:22.017 --> 00:22:26.021 I mean, no, remember, she's not wearing any jewelry 'cause she left everything 00:22:26.021 --> 00:22:28.490 before she left Ayodhya and she came - 00:22:28.490 --> 00:22:29.791 Oh, she left everything? 00:22:29.791 --> 00:22:32.027 Right, she just came in her Sanyasi clothes. 00:22:32.027 --> 00:22:34.254 Don't challenge these stories. 00:22:37.165 --> 00:22:38.733 She's gone. 00:22:38.733 --> 00:22:41.436 I told her not to leave the hut! 00:22:41.436 --> 00:22:43.734 Oh how will I ever find her? 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:46.805 Sita! 00:22:47.075 --> 00:22:48.770 Sitaaaaaa! 00:22:49.678 --> 00:22:52.883 Oh Sita, what has become of you? 00:22:54.883 --> 00:22:57.552 Actually, the origins of Hanuman... 00:22:57.552 --> 00:23:00.055 All these demons were attacking the Earth 00:23:00.055 --> 00:23:03.859 and supposedly all the Gods and everyone went to Vishnu and said, 00:23:03.859 --> 00:23:05.994 "Please help us, please help us!" 00:23:05.994 --> 00:23:09.197 So Vishnu said that he was gonna be born on Earth as Ram. 00:23:09.197 --> 00:23:11.376 But he was born as Krishna also, this is very confusing. 00:23:11.376 --> 00:23:13.001 That's dasavatar, 10 incarnations. 00:23:13.001 --> 00:23:19.007 So... the 10th one is the last one, not come yet supposedly. 00:23:19.007 --> 00:23:21.409 So anyway, he said what we'll do is, 00:23:21.409 --> 00:23:24.913 Shiva will be born as someone who helps him. 00:23:24.913 --> 00:23:28.738 So Shiva was actually... Hanuman is an incarnation of Shiva. 00:23:28.738 --> 00:23:31.019 Oh I didn't know that. - I didn't know that either. 00:23:31.019 --> 00:23:35.023 Yup. And, so Hanuman is actually born with the sole purpose 00:23:35.023 --> 00:23:38.593 of eventually meeting up with Ram and helping him. 00:23:38.593 --> 00:23:40.823 Like that was the reason for his birth. 00:23:42.030 --> 00:23:43.998 (sobbing, crying...) 00:23:52.340 --> 00:23:54.609 I will help you. 00:23:54.609 --> 00:23:55.977 Who are you? 00:23:55.977 --> 00:24:01.779 I am Hanuman, the Monkey Warrior! Son of the Wind! 00:24:02.517 --> 00:24:07.355 I am Rama, Prince of Ayodhya. Let us be allies. 00:24:07.355 --> 00:24:10.592 I shall be your servant forever. 00:24:10.592 --> 00:24:13.527 Now go, find Sita! 00:24:49.397 --> 00:24:50.165 Hello? 00:24:50.165 --> 00:24:51.132 It's me. 00:24:51.132 --> 00:24:53.034 Dave! Where are you? 00:24:53.034 --> 00:24:56.271 Trivandrum, silly. At home. 00:24:56.271 --> 00:24:57.772 You have a home phone? 00:24:57.772 --> 00:24:59.107 Of course. 00:24:59.107 --> 00:25:02.210 You've been gone a month and you never e-mailed me your phone number. 00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:06.214 I didn't? Well, I have some good news. 00:25:06.214 --> 00:25:09.484 They've extended my contract another year! 00:25:09.484 --> 00:25:13.221 What? Another year? You said you'd be back in 6 months! 00:25:13.221 --> 00:25:15.223 But I like it here. 00:25:15.223 --> 00:25:18.893 What about me? What about Lexi? 00:25:18.893 --> 00:25:20.528 What about our apartment? 00:25:20.528 --> 00:25:21.586 Uhhhh... 00:25:21.730 --> 00:25:23.934 What about US? 00:25:26.768 --> 00:25:28.956 Don't cry, Nina. 00:25:30.238 --> 00:25:32.171 I love you. 00:25:33.875 --> 00:25:35.900 You could come here... 00:25:37.512 --> 00:25:39.139 She sits under a tree. 00:25:39.481 --> 00:25:40.641 And she weeps. 00:25:41.249 --> 00:25:44.616 And thinks of Ram. And prays to Ram. 00:25:44.853 --> 00:25:48.914 And all these evil people, you know all these movies and all these shows we've seen 00:25:48.990 --> 00:25:52.653 all these evil people come and sort of scare her, and she prays to Ram. 00:25:52.827 --> 00:25:56.665 But the thing is that the women, 00:25:56.665 --> 00:25:59.268 whatever, the women-demon, who are supposed to protect her, 00:25:59.268 --> 00:26:03.396 are amazed, by her devotion to Ram. 00:26:03.538 --> 00:26:05.206 And so Ravana also comes and says, 00:26:05.206 --> 00:26:08.573 "what can Ram do for you, blah blah blah, that I can't?" 00:26:08.677 --> 00:26:12.213 but she's still, "Ram will come here and you still have one last chance 00:26:12.213 --> 00:26:14.549 "because once he comes here, you know, 00:26:14.549 --> 00:26:16.176 "your ass is grass." 00:26:18.620 --> 00:26:22.579 I love you Sita. You must be my wife. 00:26:22.757 --> 00:26:25.954 Never. I love only Rama. 00:26:28.630 --> 00:26:32.031 I am the chaste and virtuous wife of another man. 00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:38.005 I belong to Rama as the rays belong to the Sun. 00:26:40.442 --> 00:26:44.226 Give me back to Rama, or you shall soon hear his mighty bow 00:26:44.226 --> 00:26:47.480 that resounds like Indra's thunderbolt! 00:26:52.270 --> 00:26:58.186 The more a man speaks sweetly to a woman, the more she insults him! 00:26:58.593 --> 00:27:03.155 You have two months to decide, lovely lady. 00:27:03.798 --> 00:27:07.131 Then you shall share my bed! 00:27:07.869 --> 00:27:14.570 If you do not marry me, my Rakshasas will slaughter you for my breakfast. 00:27:17.212 --> 00:27:22.172 Your ugly yellow eyes should fall out of your head as you stare at me so lustfully, Ravana. 00:27:22.650 --> 00:27:27.222 The only reason I do not reduce you to ashes with my own blazing power 00:27:27.222 --> 00:27:30.419 is because Rama has not ordered me to do so. 00:27:34.262 --> 00:27:36.188 Grrrrowl! 00:27:50.812 --> 00:27:56.216 When night is creepin', and I should be sleepin' in bed 00:27:57.819 --> 00:28:03.155 if you were peepin', you'd find that I'm weepin' instead 00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:11.827 My lovin' Daddy left his baby again, said he'd come back but he forgot to say when 00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:18.428 Night after night I'm cryin', Daddy won't you please come home? 00:28:18.907 --> 00:28:25.369 Daddy won't you please come home, I'm so lonesome 00:28:25.947 --> 00:28:29.178 No one can fill that vacant chair 00:28:29.517 --> 00:28:32.611 Home isn't home when you're not there 00:28:32.921 --> 00:28:38.188 No need to knock, the door is open for you 00:28:38.660 --> 00:28:40.228 Please, Daddy 00:28:40.228 --> 00:28:46.656 Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home? 00:28:47.001 --> 00:28:52.598 Daddy do you have to roam so very long? 00:28:52.807 --> 00:28:57.579 There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin' 00:28:57.579 --> 00:29:01.413 haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken 00:29:01.649 --> 00:29:07.144 Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home? 00:30:03.511 --> 00:30:05.046 Please, Daddy 00:30:05.046 --> 00:30:11.417 Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home? 00:30:11.986 --> 00:30:18.259 Daddy do you have to roam so very long? 00:30:18.259 --> 00:30:22.897 There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin' 00:30:22.897 --> 00:30:26.628 haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken 00:30:26.935 --> 00:30:32.237 Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home? 00:30:34.275 --> 00:30:35.242 That's all! 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:41.488 She also made her own share of mistakes, in fact she should've just gone back with Hanuman. 00:30:41.488 --> 00:30:43.935 The whole idea of "my man has to come to save me," 00:30:43.935 --> 00:30:46.020 it's like oh, you're one little tight thing. 00:30:46.020 --> 00:30:50.825 Jump on the monkey's back, go back, chill out, hundreds will be fine. OK? 00:30:50.825 --> 00:30:54.295 But is it possible she didn't trust the monkey altogether? 00:30:54.295 --> 00:30:56.297 It is possible. 00:30:56.297 --> 00:31:00.301 No. I think she absolutely trusted the monkey 00:31:00.301 --> 00:31:01.703 but she wanted her man to come. 00:31:01.703 --> 00:31:04.238 OK that's another thing, it's like, "You gotta prove it to me baby!" 00:31:04.238 --> 00:31:07.241 But not only that, she also wanted - 00:31:07.241 --> 00:31:08.242 Sorry, go ahead - 00:31:08.242 --> 00:31:13.247 but she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, like my husband should come and - 00:31:13.247 --> 00:31:18.453 OK, why don't you go back, so the evil king doesn't have a hostage, and then do it? 00:31:18.453 --> 00:31:22.790 But it's almost like she was trying to glorify Ram through this whole process. 00:31:22.790 --> 00:31:26.894 You know, like, "my man will come and he is capable of this 00:31:26.894 --> 00:31:30.898 "and he's virtuous, and he will kill Ravan, and..." 00:31:30.898 --> 00:31:33.492 She's a bloodthirsty woman. 00:32:02.621 --> 00:32:05.233 But my question is, were they monkeys? Because they actually - 00:32:05.233 --> 00:32:06.234 -They could fly 00:32:06.234 --> 00:32:12.407 not monkeys, um, from what I understand it's different from monkeys, they're... 00:32:12.407 --> 00:32:16.244 Like from what I understand monkeys are one kind of... one species 00:32:16.244 --> 00:32:20.248 and then, the Vanars were another species. They were half man, half monkey. 00:32:20.248 --> 00:32:22.784 OK. Because they had tails though. 00:32:22.784 --> 00:32:26.254 Correct. But they're not... 00:32:26.254 --> 00:32:28.256 Like, yeah. I definitely think the tail and the... 00:32:28.256 --> 00:32:31.259 They were half... they were definitely half monkey, if not more 00:32:31.259 --> 00:32:32.352 Yeah but that's what the army was. 00:32:32.353 --> 00:32:35.421 Because otherwise there were these two brothers, they didn't have any army. 00:32:35.421 --> 00:32:38.266 These two brothers and then all of Sugriv's big army, all the... 00:32:38.266 --> 00:32:41.269 The Vanar Sena. -The Vanar Sena, right. 00:32:41.269 --> 00:32:44.636 Hanuman! Assemble the Monkey Warriors. 00:32:44.906 --> 00:32:47.731 We shall cross the sea to Lanka and rescue Sita. 00:32:48.609 --> 00:32:53.114 Yes, my Lord. We march at once! 00:33:19.974 --> 00:33:24.206 Who's that knockin'? Don't stand outside there, come on in here! 00:33:24.579 --> 00:33:28.572 I just had a sort of feeling this morning 00:33:28.816 --> 00:33:32.616 something good was gonna happen today 00:33:33.254 --> 00:33:37.213 Now there comes a sound without any warning 00:33:37.859 --> 00:33:41.659 I just know it's good luck coming my way! 00:33:42.296 --> 00:33:46.232 Goodness gracious, can it be? Someone's coming back to me 00:33:46.734 --> 00:33:50.693 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:33:50.872 --> 00:33:55.276 I've been waiting oh so long, I'll just die if I'm wrong 00:33:55.276 --> 00:33:58.768 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:33:58.946 --> 00:34:04.218 I know it can't be the mailman, the coal man, the ice man, they've been here today 00:34:04.218 --> 00:34:08.177 can't be the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they don't knock that way 00:34:08.822 --> 00:34:13.226 If my sweetie's there outside, my arms and my heart are open wide 00:34:13.226 --> 00:34:16.389 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:34:53.266 --> 00:34:57.226 Me oh my, my oh me, guess I'm having company 00:34:57.772 --> 00:35:01.435 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:35:02.210 --> 00:35:06.146 See the time? Eight O'Clock. Sounds like a familiar knock 00:35:06.714 --> 00:35:10.218 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:35:10.218 --> 00:35:15.223 I know it can't be the milk man, the gas man, the bread man, who always collects 00:35:15.223 --> 00:35:19.455 I hope that it isn't that butter and egg man, who writes out those checks? 00:35:19.961 --> 00:35:24.193 If it's my sweet used-to-be, gonna lock him in, lose the key 00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:28.000 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:35:47.255 --> 00:35:51.214 Can't be the plumber, the peddler, the parlor, cause I've paid those bills 00:35:51.626 --> 00:35:55.761 I hope that it isn't the doctor, the dentist, they can't cure my ills 00:35:56.230 --> 00:36:00.268 If it's someone that I've known, gonna make him feel at home 00:36:00.268 --> 00:36:05.206 Who's that knocking at my door? 00:36:05.206 --> 00:36:06.230 That's all! 00:36:24.125 --> 00:36:25.990 Dave! 00:36:31.265 --> 00:36:32.675 Mmm, Dave! 00:36:32.675 --> 00:36:36.226 We're in India. Uh, no... kissing in public. 00:36:37.571 --> 00:36:39.436 Let me take your bag. 00:37:00.261 --> 00:37:03.162 Well, here you are. 00:37:03.965 --> 00:37:05.262 Good night. 00:37:22.216 --> 00:37:27.176 Oh gosh. Later I know what he did. What did he do when he saw her in Lanka? 00:37:28.756 --> 00:37:30.057 Hug her and kiss her... 00:37:30.057 --> 00:37:30.887 No I don't think so... 00:37:30.992 --> 00:37:33.187 No I don't think so. He was very cold. 00:37:33.894 --> 00:37:35.589 Why was he cold to Sita? 00:37:36.230 --> 00:37:39.233 Actually I don't remember. To be honest I'm very shaky on this point... 00:37:39.233 --> 00:37:40.723 You can make it up... 00:38:23.811 --> 00:38:28.180 You have lived in another man's house so you are unfit to be my wife. 00:38:28.749 --> 00:38:29.681 What? 00:38:29.884 --> 00:38:35.222 I have done my duty in rescuing you from the enemy and avenging the insult to myself. 00:38:35.222 --> 00:38:39.226 I have terrible suspicions about your character and conduct. 00:38:39.226 --> 00:38:41.228 Ravana was aware of your beauty. 00:38:41.228 --> 00:38:45.232 He cannot have kept you in his house for so long without touching you. 00:38:45.232 --> 00:38:47.962 The very sight of you is painful. 00:38:48.235 --> 00:38:50.533 You are free to go wherever you want. 00:38:50.771 --> 00:38:53.001 I have no more use for you, Sita. 00:38:54.241 --> 00:39:00.247 If I had known this, I would have killed myself before and spared you this war. 00:39:00.247 --> 00:39:04.185 Build me a funeral pyre. I cannot bear to live. 00:39:04.185 --> 00:39:07.780 Despite my virtues, my husband has rejected me. 00:39:08.055 --> 00:39:12.193 He's obviously doubting her, um, pureness. 00:39:12.193 --> 00:39:15.196 I find the whole pureness thing really... odd. 00:39:15.196 --> 00:39:18.660 I find it really weird that no one is commending Ravan for not forcibly... 00:39:18.660 --> 00:39:21.225 I mean I know we shouldn't commend somebody for that, but... 00:39:21.302 --> 00:39:22.570 What if he raped her? 00:39:22.570 --> 00:39:24.348 Yeah but in terms of villians, right? 00:39:24.348 --> 00:39:25.068 Yeah... 00:39:25.068 --> 00:39:27.241 I mean, we expect villains to be villain-ous. 00:39:27.241 --> 00:39:31.229 This is a guy that's like, "if you don't come to me willingly, I will not touch you." 00:39:31.229 --> 00:39:32.012 Right... 00:39:32.012 --> 00:39:33.673 "I will not force you in my house." 00:39:33.781 --> 00:39:35.214 "I will not force myself on you..." 00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:37.010 Well he never had sex with her, did he? 00:39:37.118 --> 00:39:39.019 No. As Sita proved over and over again. 00:39:39.019 --> 00:39:41.214 By trial of fire. 00:39:53.567 --> 00:39:55.296 You're mean to me 00:39:55.603 --> 00:39:59.130 Why must you be mean to me? 00:39:59.340 --> 00:40:02.243 Please honey, it seems to me 00:40:02.243 --> 00:40:07.148 you love to see me crying. I don't know why 00:40:07.148 --> 00:40:12.245 I stay home each night when you say you'll phone 00:40:12.386 --> 00:40:15.122 you don't, and I'm left alone 00:40:15.122 --> 00:40:18.319 singin' the blues and sighin'. 00:40:18.926 --> 00:40:25.161 You treat me coldly each day in the year 00:40:25.366 --> 00:40:28.802 You always scold me 00:40:28.802 --> 00:40:33.374 whenever somebody is near, dear 00:40:33.374 --> 00:40:40.047 It must be great fun to be mean to me, you shouldn't 00:40:40.047 --> 00:40:45.144 Oh can't you see what you mean to me? 00:41:39.373 --> 00:41:46.180 Sweetheart I love you, think the world of you, but I'm afraid you don't care for me 00:41:46.180 --> 00:41:52.253 You never show it, don't let me know it, everyone says I'm a fool to be 00:41:52.253 --> 00:41:58.959 pining the whole day through. Why do you act like you do? 00:41:58.959 --> 00:42:04.298 You're mean to me, why must you be mean to me 00:42:04.298 --> 00:42:10.168 Aw gee, honey, it seems to me, you love to see me cryin' 00:42:10.771 --> 00:42:12.339 Please tell me why 00:42:12.339 --> 00:42:18.045 I stay at home each night when you say you'll phone 00:42:18.045 --> 00:42:24.348 You don't, and I'm left alone just singin' the blues and sighin' 00:42:24.585 --> 00:42:31.325 You treat me coldly each day in the year 00:42:31.325 --> 00:42:38.999 You always scold me whenever somebody is near, dear 00:42:38.999 --> 00:42:45.572 It must be great fun for you, can't you see what you're doing to me 00:42:45.572 --> 00:42:50.532 Please tell me why you're so mean to me! 00:42:52.980 --> 00:42:54.277 That's all! 00:42:55.416 --> 00:43:01.388 And he's still not convinced, seemed like, after she went through the trial by fire 00:43:01.388 --> 00:43:02.548 I mean it's almost like- 00:43:02.690 --> 00:43:05.151 No but I thought he was convinced. He then, it was peer pressure- 00:43:05.151 --> 00:43:06.892 -later with the washerman... 00:43:06.962 --> 00:43:08.045 yeah, because the washerman- 00:43:08.045 --> 00:43:10.097 He was convinced, it wasn't like he doubted her 00:43:10.097 --> 00:43:11.432 He kind of like was "OK, you are pure." 00:43:11.432 --> 00:43:14.993 And I think he did hug her and then flowers fell from the heavens or something 00:43:15.703 --> 00:43:18.706 Whoops. I guess you were pure after all. 00:43:18.706 --> 00:43:21.709 Will you forgive me, Sita? 00:43:21.709 --> 00:43:25.805 Of course, Rama. I live only for you. 00:43:45.399 --> 00:43:50.003 Hey, they want me to attend this meeting so much they're gonna fly me all the way to New York. 00:43:50.003 --> 00:43:52.473 5 days, all expenses paid! 00:43:52.473 --> 00:43:55.840 That's great. It'll be fun for you. 00:44:07.354 --> 00:44:08.981 See you next week. 00:44:21.702 --> 00:44:26.707 No no no, it's a flying chariot, the Gods sent the chariot. I don't know, it's something about - 00:44:26.707 --> 00:44:27.708 -a Japanese train!- 00:44:27.708 --> 00:44:32.613 I'm finding it, I found it to be totally cool. It was like the world's first airplane or something. 00:44:32.613 --> 00:44:34.715 It was like the first - like they actually flew back. 00:44:34.715 --> 00:44:35.716 I think it was on a bird. 00:44:35.716 --> 00:44:37.707 Was it on a bird? 00:44:37.918 --> 00:44:40.721 I think it was actually a flying thing of some kind. 00:44:40.721 --> 00:44:42.322 They rode a carpet like Aladdin. 00:44:42.322 --> 00:44:43.724 No, it was like an elaborate structure. 00:44:43.724 --> 00:44:44.725 Pushpakha! 00:44:44.725 --> 00:44:48.729 That's what they came back on. The flying chariot. 00:44:48.729 --> 00:44:50.731 That was one of the Air India jumbo jets also. 00:44:50.731 --> 00:44:54.735 And there's a movie, a silent movie 00:44:54.735 --> 00:44:56.737 But that's what I mean, it was this thing. 00:44:56.737 --> 00:44:59.740 It wasn't a bird - -Yeah. -right. 00:44:59.740 --> 00:45:02.424 I guess what is happening was the 14 years were finishing- 00:45:02.424 --> 00:45:05.088 -and they had to find a quick way to get back. 00:45:23.738 --> 00:45:28.702 What does it matter if rain comes your way 00:45:28.702 --> 00:45:32.706 and raindrops patter along? 00:45:32.706 --> 00:45:37.711 The rain descending should not make you blue 00:45:37.711 --> 00:45:43.917 The happy ending is waiting for you 00:45:43.917 --> 00:45:50.724 Take your share of trouble, face it and don't complain 00:45:50.724 --> 00:45:58.165 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 00:45:58.165 --> 00:46:05.405 Happiness comes double after a little pain 00:46:05.405 --> 00:46:11.509 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 00:46:11.929 --> 00:46:19.686 What if your love affair should break up, as they sometimes will 00:46:19.686 --> 00:46:26.693 When you kiss and make up, boy what a thrill! 00:46:26.693 --> 00:46:34.234 Sadness ends in gladness, showers are not in vain 00:46:34.234 --> 00:46:41.341 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 00:46:41.341 --> 00:46:47.848 Look for brighter weather, oh watch for the Sun again 00:46:47.848 --> 00:46:54.955 If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain. 00:46:54.955 --> 00:47:01.428 Pull yourself together, whistle a happy strain 00:47:01.428 --> 00:47:07.467 If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain. 00:47:07.467 --> 00:47:14.675 So if your lucky star deserts you, and if shadows fall 00:47:14.675 --> 00:47:21.682 Even though it hurts you, laugh through it all 00:47:21.682 --> 00:47:28.589 Be a cheerful loser, you have the World to gain 00:47:28.589 --> 00:47:37.691 If you want the rainbow, why, you just must have the rain. 00:47:52.279 --> 00:47:53.371 That's all! 00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:56.036 Rama, I'm pregnant! 00:54:56.036 --> 00:54:58.300 That's wonderful, darling. 00:54:58.438 --> 00:55:02.876 Maybe they joined the Mile High Club. On the Pushpakh Veman. 00:55:02.876 --> 00:55:04.444 We don't know exactly when she got pregnant - 00:55:04.444 --> 00:55:11.351 Very soon thereafter, which is why it is conceivable that she wasn't pregnant because of Ram. 00:55:11.351 --> 00:55:12.485 But I think it was Ram. 00:55:12.485 --> 00:55:14.851 Blasphemy. It is Ram. 00:55:22.762 --> 00:55:27.722 I'm not like Rama, who would take a woman who's slept in another man's house! 00:55:28.768 --> 00:55:33.773 No but that happens with the dhobi. -there's a dhobi story. 00:55:33.773 --> 00:55:37.777 You know the dhobi, the launderer - yeah, the dhobi says that - 00:55:37.777 --> 00:55:40.780 The dhobi's wife, she's with somebody else and when she comes back 00:55:40.780 --> 00:55:43.783 he goes, "What do you think I'm like Ram, to take somebody back now after she's - 00:55:43.783 --> 00:55:47.787 You know what a dhobi is right? He's a washerman - -and when news of that hits Ram - 00:55:47.787 --> 00:55:52.747 Ram says, "I cannot rule if my subjects don't respect me and so you'll have to..." 00:55:53.793 --> 00:55:56.858 Actually that's when he banishes her, sorry. -Right. 00:55:59.799 --> 00:56:03.736 Uh, say, Sita, would you like to take a trip? 00:56:03.736 --> 00:56:05.284 But we just got here. 00:56:05.284 --> 00:56:07.280 Yeah great. Get packing. 00:56:09.742 --> 00:56:14.747 Brother Laxman, my wife's dubious reputation casts doubt upon my own. 00:56:14.747 --> 00:56:17.978 You must drive Sita to the forest and abandon her there. 00:56:18.284 --> 00:56:20.343 I cannot have her in my kingdom. 00:56:20.653 --> 00:56:24.757 I think basically as a king, he had to sort of do... 00:56:24.757 --> 00:56:29.762 If the common man was doing that to their wives then why should the king treat his wife any differently kind of a thing. 00:56:29.762 --> 00:56:32.765 Like I felt that he let her go not because she was impure, 00:56:32.765 --> 00:56:37.770 but because he said that to be a king, he needs the respect of his subjects, and he can't be considered - 00:56:37.770 --> 00:56:39.305 I don't think he let her go because - 00:56:39.305 --> 00:56:42.242 I felt that he alwsys had this element of doubt 00:56:42.242 --> 00:56:47.780 I mean it coupled with, of course, his virtue that everybody spoke of 00:56:47.780 --> 00:56:52.547 and you know that he kept his word to his Dad, and then his subjects, his... Kingdom, 00:56:52.785 --> 00:56:57.482 but I felt like he always had this doubt, that she might not be pure. 00:57:06.266 --> 00:57:14.741 I feel too bad, I'm feelin' mighty sick and sore 00:57:14.741 --> 00:57:23.483 So bad I feel, I said I'm feelin' sick and sore and 00:57:23.483 --> 00:57:30.321 so afraid my man don't love me no more. 00:57:32.392 --> 00:57:40.959 Day in, day out, I'm worryin' about those blues 00:57:41.167 --> 00:57:49.309 Day out, day in, I'm worryin' about bad news 00:57:49.309 --> 00:57:56.044 I'm so afraid, my man I'm gonna lose. 00:57:58.284 --> 00:58:06.726 Moanin' low, my sweet man I love him so, though he's mean as can be 00:58:06.726 --> 00:58:13.290 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me 00:58:16.736 --> 00:58:24.444 Gonna die if sweet man should pass me by, if I die where'll he be? 00:58:24.444 --> 00:58:31.509 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me. 00:58:33.753 --> 00:58:41.853 Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done? 00:58:42.595 --> 00:58:51.304 Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely, I ain't deservin' of none 00:58:51.304 --> 00:58:59.445 Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes oh Lordy 00:58:59.445 --> 00:59:06.214 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me. 00:59:44.691 --> 00:59:53.599 Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done? 00:59:53.599 --> 01:00:02.342 Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely I ain't deservin' of none 01:00:02.342 --> 01:00:11.651 Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes, Lordy! 01:00:11.651 --> 01:00:20.081 He's a man that needs a woman just like me. 01:01:19.218 --> 01:01:24.357 I must have committed a terrible sin in a previous life to deserve such suffering. 01:01:24.357 --> 01:01:30.198 Were I not carrying Rama's sons, I would throw myself into the river. 01:01:31.731 --> 01:01:36.869 She's always shown to be pregnant - -afterwards 01:01:36.869 --> 01:01:40.606 No, when she's banished and she's gone into the forest again. 01:01:40.606 --> 01:01:43.782 -And there she meets that... teacher. -Valmiki. 01:01:43.782 --> 01:01:45.238 Valmiki. Sorry. 01:01:45.238 --> 01:01:49.255 So that's how Valmiki wrote the Ramayana, because Sita told the story to him. 01:02:05.698 --> 01:02:12.604 I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waitin' on a weary shore 01:02:13.139 --> 01:02:19.840 I'm just a woman, that's only human, one you should be sorry for. 01:02:20.313 --> 01:02:24.150 Got up this morning, along about dawn 01:02:24.150 --> 01:02:27.854 Without a warning, I found he was gone. 01:02:27.854 --> 01:02:34.327 Why should he do it? How could he do it? He never done it before. 01:02:34.327 --> 01:02:41.495 Am I blue, Am I blue 01:02:41.734 --> 01:02:48.139 Ain't these tears in these eyes tellin' you 01:02:49.375 --> 01:02:56.616 Am I blue, You'd be too 01:02:56.616 --> 01:03:04.022 If each plan with your man done fell through. 01:03:04.223 --> 01:03:12.062 Was a time, I was his only one 01:03:12.265 --> 01:03:19.772 But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy. 01:03:19.772 --> 01:03:27.110 Was I gay, til today 01:03:27.513 --> 01:03:33.281 Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue! 01:03:36.522 --> 01:03:40.359 As blue as the sky blue 01:03:40.359 --> 01:03:48.858 You're wondering what do these tears in these eyes tellin' you? 01:03:51.737 --> 01:03:55.975 No one feels like I do 01:03:55.975 --> 01:03:58.782 Boo-boo-boo hoo 01:03:58.811 --> 01:04:05.011 Each plan with my man done fell through. 01:04:05.851 --> 01:04:13.893 Was a time, I was his only, only, only one 01:04:13.893 --> 01:04:21.356 But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy! 01:04:21.534 --> 01:04:25.471 Was I gay - oh Lord was I gay! 01:04:25.471 --> 01:04:29.008 Til today - that man went away! 01:04:29.008 --> 01:04:35.436 Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue! 01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:52.865 Anyway, so Luv and Kush, or Luva and Kusha, were born to Sita in the forest 01:04:52.865 --> 01:04:59.805 and were taught by Valmiki, who taught them all these songs praising Ram. 01:05:06.979 --> 01:05:12.781 Luv, Kush, let us sing the praises of Rama. 01:05:14.248 --> 01:05:19.659 Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should 01:05:19.659 --> 01:05:24.930 Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light 01:05:24.930 --> 01:05:30.403 Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone 01:05:30.403 --> 01:05:35.602 Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song 01:05:57.029 --> 01:06:02.368 Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should 01:06:02.368 --> 01:06:07.807 Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light 01:06:07.807 --> 01:06:12.812 Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone 01:06:12.812 --> 01:06:18.842 Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song 01:06:57.723 --> 01:06:58.691 Hello? 01:06:58.691 --> 01:07:01.861 Please take me back! Please please please! 01:07:01.861 --> 01:07:05.319 I'll do anything! PLEASE! 01:07:05.498 --> 01:07:12.505 If you had a girlfriend who was being treated really badly, by like her ex or her current boyfriend 01:07:12.505 --> 01:07:21.313 and she kept saying, "no, every day I'm gonna make sure I cook for him and send him a hot lunch at noon" 01:07:21.313 --> 01:07:24.116 Aren't you going to be like, "listen, he doesn't like you or talk to you. 01:07:24.116 --> 01:07:27.987 "you've got to move on. Something's wrong." OK? 01:07:27.987 --> 01:07:33.459 Sita's doing this pooja every day... I mean, I feel, I feel... 01:07:33.459 --> 01:07:36.829 Like this whole "good" and "bad" thing? That we always want people to be either all good or all bad? 01:07:36.829 --> 01:07:39.799 I think Sita also has her own issues. Like she didn't go back with Hanuman 01:07:39.799 --> 01:07:42.568 she would have saved hundreds and thousands of people from being killed 01:07:42.568 --> 01:07:44.170 Monkeys especially. 01:07:44.170 --> 01:07:45.398 Yeah, what about animal rights? 01:07:45.671 --> 01:07:50.776 And, and then she prayed for this guy every day, 01:07:50.776 --> 01:07:51.572 come on! 01:07:51.877 --> 01:07:55.047 But also at that point of time it was just that Unconditional Love 01:07:55.047 --> 01:07:57.049 You know, for her, she was like, ok, 01:07:57.049 --> 01:07:58.539 "this man, he loves me." 01:07:58.651 --> 01:08:00.586 -This is the part of the female perspective I disagree with. 01:08:00.586 --> 01:08:04.690 Because it's like then you can say, "oh yeah, 'cause she loves him so she did this" 01:08:04.690 --> 01:08:06.458 you know it's like, yeah but she shouldn't love someone who doesn't treat her right. 01:08:06.458 --> 01:08:07.459 -who treats you so badly. 01:08:07.459 --> 01:08:10.129 OK? That's her mistake. 01:08:10.129 --> 01:08:13.426 That's HENCE unconditional love. 01:08:24.609 --> 01:08:28.279 You went away, I let you 01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:31.850 We broke the ties that bind 01:08:31.850 --> 01:08:39.258 I wanted to forget you, and leave the past behind. 01:08:39.258 --> 01:08:49.435 Still the magic of the night I met you seems to stay forever in my mind... 01:08:49.435 --> 01:08:53.839 The sky was blue, and high above 01:08:53.839 --> 01:08:58.143 the moon was new, and so was love 01:08:58.143 --> 01:09:01.947 This eager heart of mine was singing, 01:09:01.947 --> 01:09:06.907 "Lover where can you be?" 01:09:07.252 --> 01:09:11.590 You came at last, love had its day 01:09:11.590 --> 01:09:15.961 That day is past, you've gone away 01:09:15.961 --> 01:09:25.198 This aching heart of mine is singing, "Lover come back to me," when 01:09:25.270 --> 01:09:30.341 I remember every little thing you used to do 01:09:30.341 --> 01:09:34.613 I'm so lonely 01:09:34.613 --> 01:09:40.051 Every road I walk along, I walked along with you 01:09:40.051 --> 01:09:45.256 No wonder I am lonely 01:09:45.256 --> 01:09:49.929 The sky is blue, the night is cold 01:09:49.929 --> 01:09:55.200 the moon is new, but love is old 01:09:55.200 --> 01:10:02.207 and while I'm waiting here, this heart of mine is singing, 01:10:02.207 --> 01:10:07.611 "Lover come back to me." 01:10:29.668 --> 01:10:38.677 Sky is blue, night is cold, moon is new, but love is old 01:10:38.677 --> 01:10:46.385 and while I'm waiting here this heart of mine is singing 01:10:46.385 --> 01:10:53.692 Lover come back to me! 01:10:53.692 --> 01:10:55.091 That's all! 01:11:01.700 --> 01:11:05.004 And when Ram was in the forest he heard these two boys singing, 01:11:05.004 --> 01:11:06.638 he didn't know who they were but he came up and he was just like, 01:11:06.638 --> 01:11:08.240 "who are they, who are you?" 01:11:08.240 --> 01:11:10.642 and that's when he finds out that 01:11:10.642 --> 01:11:12.542 Sita's there and those are his children. 01:11:12.945 --> 01:11:14.646 My sons! 01:11:14.646 --> 01:11:16.248 Father? 01:11:16.248 --> 01:11:20.352 Return to Ayodhya Palace to rule with me for eternity! 01:11:20.352 --> 01:11:24.656 But then, he wants to take Luv and Kush back, 01:11:24.656 --> 01:11:27.259 but he's still hesitant about taking her back. 01:11:27.259 --> 01:11:31.663 Sita! Well, yes, of course, Sita... 01:11:31.663 --> 01:11:35.667 All Sita has to do is prove her purity. Again. 01:11:35.667 --> 01:11:38.670 Another trial by fire, perhaps? 01:11:38.670 --> 01:11:43.675 Or we could try trial by water. You know, see if she sinks or floats. 01:11:43.675 --> 01:11:47.413 If she sinks, she's pure. If she floats - 01:11:47.413 --> 01:11:51.683 No, wait, if she floats she's pure, if she sinks... 01:11:51.683 --> 01:11:54.686 And he asks her to prove her purity one more time - I think, 01:11:54.686 --> 01:11:57.689 actually I don't know if he asks her or whatever - but she says, 01:11:57.689 --> 01:12:00.692 I shall prove my purity to you. 01:12:00.692 --> 01:12:03.695 If I have always been true to Rama, 01:12:03.695 --> 01:12:05.631 if I have never thought of another man, 01:12:05.631 --> 01:12:09.635 if I am completely pure in body and soul, then, 01:12:09.635 --> 01:12:14.595 may Mother Earth take me back into her womb! 01:13:06.625 --> 01:13:11.630 I'm flying high, but I've got a feeling I'm falling 01:13:11.630 --> 01:13:17.636 falling for nobody else but you 01:13:17.636 --> 01:13:22.641 You caught my eye, and I've got a feeling I'm falling 01:13:22.641 --> 01:13:27.646 show me the ring and I'll jump right through. 01:13:27.646 --> 01:13:34.119 I used to travel single, we chanced to mingle, oh now, 01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:38.123 now I'm a-tingle over you 01:13:38.123 --> 01:13:44.730 Hey Mr. Parson, stand by, for I've got a feeling I'm falling 01:13:44.730 --> 01:13:49.633 Falling for nobody else but you. 01:14:35.447 --> 01:14:41.053 Oh honey, oh honey, I never felt this way, 01:14:41.053 --> 01:14:45.202 romantically I'm up in the air 01:14:46.658 --> 01:14:52.141 It's funny, so funny, me taking it this way 01:14:52.465 --> 01:14:57.669 Don't know if I should, but gee it feels good! 01:14:57.669 --> 01:15:03.408 I'm flying high, up in the sky, but I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling 01:15:03.408 --> 01:15:07.613 Falling for nobody else but you 01:15:07.613 --> 01:15:09.114 and you know it too 01:15:09.114 --> 01:15:14.620 You caught my eye, baby that's why, I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling 01:15:14.620 --> 01:15:19.380 show me the ring and oh boy I'll take it from you 01:15:20.626 --> 01:15:26.428 I used to travel single, oh we chanced to mingle, oh now, 01:15:26.632 --> 01:15:30.636 now I'm a-tingle over you 01:15:30.636 --> 01:15:34.640 Oh Mr. Parson stand by, don't leave me now 01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:37.643 I've got a feeling I'm falling and how 01:15:37.643 --> 01:15:45.781 Falling for nobody else but you! 01:15:46.652 --> 01:15:48.085 That's all!