1 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:21,357 Moanin' Low, my sweet man I love him so 2 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:24,861 though he's mean as can be 3 00:01:24,861 --> 00:01:30,567 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me 4 00:01:30,567 --> 00:01:32,702 a woman like me... 5 00:01:32,702 --> 00:01:34,971 a woman like me... a woman like me... 6 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,207 a woman like me... a woman like me... 7 00:01:37,207 --> 00:01:52,020 a woman like me... (etc...) 8 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:49,921 Rick wants to hire me! He's at a new studio. 9 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,525 Where is it? 10 00:06:56,092 --> 00:06:57,173 India! 11 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:03,636 When? 12 00:07:03,636 --> 00:07:05,097 I don't remember what year... 13 00:07:05,097 --> 00:07:05,968 there's no year... 14 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,970 How do you know there's a year for that? 15 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,540 I think they say the 14th Century. 16 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:12,742 The 14th Century was recently. 17 00:07:12,742 --> 00:07:13,976 No, but...I don't know... 18 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,571 That's when...the Moghuls were ruling, Babar was in India 19 00:07:16,571 --> 00:07:17,336 The 11th then? 20 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,982 It's definitely B.C. 21 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,984 It's B.C. for sure 22 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:25,988 and I think it's Ayodhya, where Ram was born 23 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,321 I know that because they razed that temple. 24 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:31,033 They say that Ram was born there. Which I don't believe - 25 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,374 - but that's what they say. 26 00:07:32,374 --> 00:07:35,558 And Ayodhya is in the state of Uttar Pradesh. 27 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:38,230 It's right there! Therefore the story has to be true. 28 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:43,005 It's probably based on as real as event as the Bible is based on. 29 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:46,008 You want to know the whole story? 30 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:50,012 Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives. 31 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,013 -3 wives. 32 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,014 3 wives? 33 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,015 -4 sons. 34 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,407 4 sons, 3 wives. OK. 35 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,639 I know the names of the sons by the way. 36 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,020 Kausalya... 37 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,147 No, that's the wife, that's what I meant. 38 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,960 Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi. 39 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,963 And Kausalya's son was Ram 40 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:08,965 Sumitra's son was Laxman 41 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,742 Kaikeyi's son was Bharat 42 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:11,968 I'm so impressed! 43 00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:12,969 Yes, and 44 00:08:12,969 --> 00:08:16,973 Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother which means he had to be, uh 45 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:18,774 Sumitra's son. 46 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:20,977 Sita was Ram's wife 47 00:08:20,977 --> 00:08:25,314 Right, and Sita I know also, Sita's father was Janaka. 48 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,984 Sita has many names, Sita only being one of them. 49 00:08:27,984 --> 00:08:28,985 Yeah. 50 00:08:28,985 --> 00:08:29,986 Janaki! Janaki! 51 00:08:29,986 --> 00:08:31,988 Janaki also. 52 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:34,991 And Vahish, Vahish, uh... 53 00:08:34,991 --> 00:08:36,993 -I saw a play... -Vaidehi. 54 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:41,998 Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right, which I learned was another name for Sita. 55 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:46,335 Ram was about to be crowned by Dasharatha as the king 56 00:08:46,335 --> 00:08:48,744 and Kaikeyi went to him and 57 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:52,008 Because she had done something really good 58 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,370 I think she had taken care of him when he was really sick. 59 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:55,478 Yes. 60 00:08:55,478 --> 00:08:58,014 And so at that point he had said to her, 61 00:08:58,014 --> 00:09:01,584 "You have one Boon. Anything you ask of me I will do." 62 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,954 and so she went and asked him to send Ram away for 14 years 63 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:08,407 thinking that was a long enough time, that if you go away for 14 years, 64 00:09:08,407 --> 00:09:10,653 you're pretty much out of sight, out of mind. 65 00:09:28,411 --> 00:09:33,449 Rama my son, today I wish to crown you King of Ayodhya 66 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:36,218 but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi- 67 00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:37,310 Grrr... 68 00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:40,990 -just reminded me of an ancient vow I made. 69 00:09:40,990 --> 00:09:44,994 To honor this vow, instead of crowning you king, I must 70 00:09:44,994 --> 00:09:48,229 banish you to the forest for 14 years! 71 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:53,736 Goodbye, dear boy. You are noble and good. 72 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:55,738 The embodiment of righteousness. 73 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,740 A brave warrior prince. 74 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,009 Joy of Heaven and Earth. 75 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:02,011 The Ideal Man. 76 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:04,696 May the Gods be with you. 77 00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:08,517 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. 78 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:13,022 That's what she asked for and Dasharatha was heartbroken 79 00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:17,026 but given that all Indian men are true to their word... 80 00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:21,030 He had to... do that. 81 00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,963 And then he died? Didn't he die? 82 00:10:22,963 --> 00:10:24,033 No, I don't think... 83 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:25,034 He died eventually... 84 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:30,039 No, but all those Ram Leelas I've seen when I was a kid... 85 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:31,807 He died right away? 86 00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:34,043 There's this big scene, very dramatic 87 00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:37,046 he's having a heart attack when his son is going away. 88 00:10:37,046 --> 00:10:40,049 I do think he was unwell... 89 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:41,050 Yeah that's true. 90 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,052 And he also has a huge issue, right? 91 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:46,205 He's like ravaged by guilt, because Ram is such a good son. 92 00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:48,394 And Ram, when he was told to go away, 93 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:51,290 actually said he would. He didn't create any problems, he didn't say, 94 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,061 "why?" 95 00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:53,062 He just said, 96 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:56,065 "If that is your wish Father, I shall go." 97 00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:57,066 And then he went. 98 00:10:57,066 --> 00:11:00,069 And Sita said, "If you go, I go." 99 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:01,608 No, Sita. 100 00:11:01,824 --> 00:11:06,008 The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons. 101 00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:10,713 They harrass our Wise Men and desecrate their ritual fires. 102 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:14,650 I must fight them... alone. 103 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:19,021 But Rama, a woman's place is next to her Husband! 104 00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:21,023 I will accept any hardship. 105 00:11:21,023 --> 00:11:23,472 I cannot live without you... 106 00:11:23,472 --> 00:11:31,091 I cannot live without you... I cannot live without you... 107 00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:50,576 I hate to think what might have been if we had never met 108 00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:56,625 Why should I suppose that this could be? 109 00:11:56,625 --> 00:12:02,689 The weary days, the lonely nights, are easy to forget 110 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:09,403 since I am here, and you are here with me. 111 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:16,405 Here we are, you and I 112 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:22,782 let the World hurry by 113 00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:29,685 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 114 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:36,726 You'd find me, I'd find you 115 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:43,562 Here we are, alone together 116 00:12:43,606 --> 00:12:50,307 what matter whether, we wandered far? 117 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:55,050 And though we haven't got a bankful, 118 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:58,287 we can still be thankful 119 00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:04,089 that here, that here we are! 120 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:39,723 Here we are, you and I 121 00:13:39,762 --> 00:13:46,668 Let the World just hurry by 122 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:53,835 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 123 00:13:53,876 --> 00:14:00,179 you'd find me, and I'd find you 124 00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:07,320 Here we are, alone together 125 00:14:07,356 --> 00:14:14,489 what matter whether we wandered far? 126 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:19,435 and though we haven't got a bankful, 127 00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:22,571 we can still be thankful 128 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:28,976 that here we are! 129 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:31,677 That's all! 130 00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:42,024 I'll miss you. 131 00:14:42,024 --> 00:14:46,518 It's only a 6-month contract. I'll be back before you know it! 132 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:05,981 Ravana was the evil king of Lanka 133 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:10,986 and he just stole Sita. 134 00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:13,989 He was an incredibly learned man. From what I understand, Ravana was... 135 00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:16,992 Actually the only bad thing he seems to have done... 136 00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:19,198 ...is capture Sita. 137 00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:22,998 Which is kind of interesting because everything else about him seems to be, like 138 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:24,820 he was this really learned guy, 139 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,231 he knows all these weapons 140 00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:28,170 he prays to the right Gods... 141 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,273 so all this stuff! He's like this Good King. 142 00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:35,010 Except that, over time, we've been led to believe he's this complete... 143 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:38,013 that he's like Mogambo. 144 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:41,016 That's right, he lived on an island also! 145 00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:45,020 He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta. 146 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,022 and he plays - -all these instruments... 147 00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:50,025 Veena with his intestines. 148 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,027 With his intestines? 149 00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,029 Yeah, for Shiva. 150 00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:58,500 There's this whole thing about how devoted a fan he was 151 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,438 and he's asking Lord Shiva for some wish 152 00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:08,143 and, you know, he is basically playing Veena with his intestines. 153 00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:10,979 It's hard to fell someone like that in battle, because 154 00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:13,482 what is pain to a man who plays Veena on his intestines? 155 00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,084 Nothing much. 156 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,986 What I'm really impressed with is he was the king of Sri Lanka. 157 00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:20,989 No, he was the king of Lanka. 158 00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:23,992 It was Lanka. It's called Ceylon. It's the same country I think. 159 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:25,994 Well the point is that's what we think. 160 00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:26,995 They built the bridge. 161 00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:30,999 The bridge still exists, so NASA images say. 162 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:36,004 Really? NASA? It must be true then! 163 00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:39,007 Maybe they saw it when they were on the moon! 164 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:42,544 Isn't the Suruphanaka story - Suruphanaka right? 165 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,443 Surphanaka. 166 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:47,015 I'm messing up her name. God, they're gonna be after me 167 00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:49,351 Surphanaka is the one with the really ugly nose. 168 00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,520 Surphanaka. But she was Ravana's sister. 169 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:57,025 Ravana! Rama has slaughtered your Rakshasas in the forest. You must take revenge! 170 00:16:57,025 --> 00:17:02,364 Don't do it, Master. Rama is powerful. 171 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:06,925 Sister, do not bother me with your petty concerns. 172 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:13,976 Dear Brother Ravana, have you seen Rama's wife Sita? 173 00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:17,980 She is the most beautiful woman in the world. 174 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,550 Her skin is fair like the lotus blossom. 175 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:24,419 Her eyes are like lotus pools. 176 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:28,390 Her hands are like, um, lotuses. 177 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:32,952 Her breasts like big, round, firm, juicy... 178 00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:34,997 Lotuses! 179 00:17:34,997 --> 00:17:37,625 Mmmm, ahhhh... 180 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,805 Make Sita your wife, Ravana. Steal her from Rama! 181 00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:46,008 Don't do it, Master! 182 00:17:46,008 --> 00:17:51,469 I'll hear no arguments from you, Mareecha. You must help me at once. 183 00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:57,653 Transform yourself into a beautful golden deer to distract Rama. 184 00:17:57,653 --> 00:18:03,025 While Sita is unguarded, I'll grab her! 185 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:09,191 Sita WILL be mine! Hahahahahaaa! 186 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,979 What a beautiful golden deer! 187 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,982 Oh Rama, won't you capture it for me? 188 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,985 I don't know, Sita. It could be a trick! 189 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,487 Oh Rama, pleeeaaase? 190 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:37,993 All right, Sita. You ask for so little and give me so much. 191 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:42,998 But promise you won't leave the hut while I'm gone. The forest is dangerous. 192 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:47,002 I promise! Oh Rama, I love you! 193 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,971 I love you, Sita. 194 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:25,974 Love was blind to me, now it's kind to me, 195 00:19:25,974 --> 00:19:29,511 Love has opened my eyes. 196 00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:33,849 Since it came to me, life's a game to me 197 00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:37,986 with the sweetest surprise. 198 00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:41,990 I never knew how good it was to be 199 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:47,796 a slave to one who means the world to me. 200 00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:53,235 I loved that man from the start, and way down deep in his heart 201 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:58,006 I know he loves me, Heaven knows why 202 00:19:58,006 --> 00:20:03,601 and when he tells me he can't live without me 203 00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:08,016 what wouldn't I do for that man? 204 00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:13,255 He's not an angel or saint, and what's the odds that he ain't 205 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:18,126 with all his faults I know he'll get by 206 00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:23,565 I'll be so true to him, he'll never doubt me 207 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:28,036 What wouldn't I do for that man? 208 00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:37,138 Oh, when he lets me lean my, my weary head on his shoulder 209 00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:47,284 I close my eyes right there and wish I never grow older 210 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:52,614 I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own 211 00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:57,432 I love that man as nobody can 212 00:20:57,432 --> 00:21:03,205 I'm just no good when his arms are about me 213 00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:07,039 What wouldn't I do for that man? 214 00:21:07,075 --> 00:21:12,638 Oh, what wouldn't I do for that man? 215 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:37,039 I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own 216 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:42,044 I love that man better than I do my self 217 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:47,516 I'm just no good when his arms are about me 218 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:51,053 What wouldn't I do for that man? 219 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:58,289 Oh there's not a thing I wouldn't do for my man. 220 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:02,998 That's all! 221 00:22:02,998 --> 00:22:07,002 But you know what Sita does then? How she is able to tell these people where she - 222 00:22:07,002 --> 00:22:09,004 She drops her jewelry 223 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:11,006 along the way. 224 00:22:11,006 --> 00:22:16,011 And that's how they were able to find her. It went all the way up to Lanka. 225 00:22:16,011 --> 00:22:19,014 How many times did she drop the jewelry? 226 00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:22,017 She was wearing a whole lot of jewelry in the forest. 227 00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:26,021 I mean, no, remember, she's not wearing any jewelry 'cause she left everything 228 00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:28,490 before she left Ayodhya and she came - 229 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,791 Oh, she left everything? 230 00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:32,027 Right, she just came in her Sanyasi clothes. 231 00:22:32,027 --> 00:22:34,254 Don't challenge these stories. 232 00:22:37,165 --> 00:22:38,733 She's gone. 233 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:41,436 I told her not to leave the hut! 234 00:22:41,436 --> 00:22:43,734 Oh how will I ever find her? 235 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,805 Sita! 236 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,770 Sitaaaaaa! 237 00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:52,883 Oh Sita, what has become of you? 238 00:22:54,883 --> 00:22:57,552 Actually, the origins of Hanuman... 239 00:22:57,552 --> 00:23:00,055 All these demons were attacking the Earth 240 00:23:00,055 --> 00:23:03,859 and supposedly all the Gods and everyone went to Vishnu and said, 241 00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:05,994 "Please help us, please help us!" 242 00:23:05,994 --> 00:23:09,197 So Vishnu said that he was gonna be born on Earth as Ram. 243 00:23:09,197 --> 00:23:11,376 But he was born as Krishna also, this is very confusing. 244 00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:13,001 That's dasavatar, 10 incarnations. 245 00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:19,007 So... the 10th one is the last one, not come yet supposedly. 246 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:21,409 So anyway, he said what we'll do is, 247 00:23:21,409 --> 00:23:24,913 Shiva will be born as someone who helps him. 248 00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:28,738 So Shiva was actually... Hanuman is an incarnation of Shiva. 249 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:31,019 Oh I didn't know that. - I didn't know that either. 250 00:23:31,019 --> 00:23:35,023 Yup. And, so Hanuman is actually born with the sole purpose 251 00:23:35,023 --> 00:23:38,593 of eventually meeting up with Ram and helping him. 252 00:23:38,593 --> 00:23:40,823 Like that was the reason for his birth. 253 00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:43,998 (sobbing, crying...) 254 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,609 I will help you. 255 00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:55,977 Who are you? 256 00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:01,779 I am Hanuman, the Monkey Warrior! Son of the Wind! 257 00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:07,355 I am Rama, Prince of Ayodhya. Let us be allies. 258 00:24:07,355 --> 00:24:10,592 I shall be your servant forever. 259 00:24:10,592 --> 00:24:13,527 Now go, find Sita! 260 00:24:49,397 --> 00:24:50,165 Hello? 261 00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:51,132 It's me. 262 00:24:51,132 --> 00:24:53,034 Dave! Where are you? 263 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,271 Trivandrum, silly. At home. 264 00:24:56,271 --> 00:24:57,772 You have a home phone? 265 00:24:57,772 --> 00:24:59,107 Of course. 266 00:24:59,107 --> 00:25:02,210 You've been gone a month and you never e-mailed me your phone number. 267 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:06,214 I didn't? Well, I have some good news. 268 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,484 They've extended my contract another year! 269 00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:13,221 What? Another year? You said you'd be back in 6 months! 270 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,223 But I like it here. 271 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,893 What about me? What about Lexi? 272 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,528 What about our apartment? 273 00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:21,586 Uhhhh... 274 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,934 What about US? 275 00:25:26,768 --> 00:25:28,956 Don't cry, Nina. 276 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,171 I love you. 277 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,900 You could come here... 278 00:25:37,512 --> 00:25:39,139 She sits under a tree. 279 00:25:39,481 --> 00:25:40,641 And she weeps. 280 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:44,616 And thinks of Ram. And prays to Ram. 281 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:48,914 And all these evil people, you know all these movies and all these shows we've seen 282 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:52,653 all these evil people come and sort of scare her, and she prays to Ram. 283 00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:56,665 But the thing is that the women, 284 00:25:56,665 --> 00:25:59,268 whatever, the women-demon, who are supposed to protect her, 285 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:03,396 are amazed, by her devotion to Ram. 286 00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:05,206 And so Ravana also comes and says, 287 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:08,573 "what can Ram do for you, blah blah blah, that I can't?" 288 00:26:08,677 --> 00:26:12,213 but she's still, "Ram will come here and you still have one last chance 289 00:26:12,213 --> 00:26:14,549 "because once he comes here, you know, 290 00:26:14,549 --> 00:26:16,176 "your ass is grass." 291 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,579 I love you Sita. You must be my wife. 292 00:26:22,757 --> 00:26:25,954 Never. I love only Rama. 293 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,031 I am the chaste and virtuous wife of another man. 294 00:26:34,069 --> 00:26:38,005 I belong to Rama as the rays belong to the Sun. 295 00:26:40,442 --> 00:26:44,226 Give me back to Rama, or you shall soon hear his mighty bow 296 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:47,480 that resounds like Indra's thunderbolt! 297 00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:58,186 The more a man speaks sweetly to a woman, the more she insults him! 298 00:26:58,593 --> 00:27:03,155 You have two months to decide, lovely lady. 299 00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:07,131 Then you shall share my bed! 300 00:27:07,869 --> 00:27:14,570 If you do not marry me, my Rakshasas will slaughter you for my breakfast. 301 00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:22,172 Your ugly yellow eyes should fall out of your head as you stare at me so lustfully, Ravana. 302 00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:27,222 The only reason I do not reduce you to ashes with my own blazing power 303 00:27:27,222 --> 00:27:30,419 is because Rama has not ordered me to do so. 304 00:27:34,262 --> 00:27:36,188 Grrrrowl! 305 00:27:50,812 --> 00:27:56,216 When night is creepin', and I should be sleepin' in bed 306 00:27:57,819 --> 00:28:03,155 if you were peepin', you'd find that I'm weepin' instead 307 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:11,827 My lovin' Daddy left his baby again, said he'd come back but he forgot to say when 308 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:18,428 Night after night I'm cryin', Daddy won't you please come home? 309 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:25,369 Daddy won't you please come home, I'm so lonesome 310 00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:29,178 No one can fill that vacant chair 311 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:32,611 Home isn't home when you're not there 312 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:38,188 No need to knock, the door is open for you 313 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,228 Please, Daddy 314 00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:46,656 Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home? 315 00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:52,598 Daddy do you have to roam so very long? 316 00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:57,579 There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin' 317 00:28:57,579 --> 00:29:01,413 haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken 318 00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:07,144 Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home? 319 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,046 Please, Daddy 320 00:30:05,046 --> 00:30:11,417 Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home? 321 00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:18,259 Daddy do you have to roam so very long? 322 00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:22,897 There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin' 323 00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:26,628 haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken 324 00:30:26,935 --> 00:30:32,237 Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home? 325 00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:35,242 That's all! 326 00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:41,488 She also made her own share of mistakes, in fact she should've just gone back with Hanuman. 327 00:30:41,488 --> 00:30:43,935 The whole idea of "my man has to come to save me," 328 00:30:43,935 --> 00:30:46,020 it's like oh, you're one little tight thing. 329 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:50,825 Jump on the monkey's back, go back, chill out, hundreds will be fine. OK? 330 00:30:50,825 --> 00:30:54,295 But is it possible she didn't trust the monkey altogether? 331 00:30:54,295 --> 00:30:56,297 It is possible. 332 00:30:56,297 --> 00:31:00,301 No. I think she absolutely trusted the monkey 333 00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:01,703 but she wanted her man to come. 334 00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:04,238 OK that's another thing, it's like, "You gotta prove it to me baby!" 335 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,241 But not only that, she also wanted - 336 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,242 Sorry, go ahead - 337 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:13,247 but she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, like my husband should come and - 338 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:18,453 OK, why don't you go back, so the evil king doesn't have a hostage, and then do it? 339 00:31:18,453 --> 00:31:22,790 But it's almost like she was trying to glorify Ram through this whole process. 340 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:26,894 You know, like, "my man will come and he is capable of this 341 00:31:26,894 --> 00:31:30,898 "and he's virtuous, and he will kill Ravan, and..." 342 00:31:30,898 --> 00:31:33,492 She's a bloodthirsty woman. 343 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,233 But my question is, were they monkeys? Because they actually - 344 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:06,234 -They could fly 345 00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:12,407 not monkeys, um, from what I understand it's different from monkeys, they're... 346 00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:16,244 Like from what I understand monkeys are one kind of... one species 347 00:32:16,244 --> 00:32:20,248 and then, the Vanars were another species. They were half man, half monkey. 348 00:32:20,248 --> 00:32:22,784 OK. Because they had tails though. 349 00:32:22,784 --> 00:32:26,254 Correct. But they're not... 350 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:28,256 Like, yeah. I definitely think the tail and the... 351 00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:31,259 They were half... they were definitely half monkey, if not more 352 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,352 Yeah but that's what the army was. 353 00:32:32,353 --> 00:32:35,421 Because otherwise there were these two brothers, they didn't have any army. 354 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:38,266 These two brothers and then all of Sugriv's big army, all the... 355 00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:41,269 The Vanar Sena. -The Vanar Sena, right. 356 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:44,636 Hanuman! Assemble the Monkey Warriors. 357 00:32:44,906 --> 00:32:47,731 We shall cross the sea to Lanka and rescue Sita. 358 00:32:48,609 --> 00:32:53,114 Yes, my Lord. We march at once! 359 00:33:19,974 --> 00:33:24,206 Who's that knockin'? Don't stand outside there, come on in here! 360 00:33:24,579 --> 00:33:28,572 I just had a sort of feeling this morning 361 00:33:28,816 --> 00:33:32,616 something good was gonna happen today 362 00:33:33,254 --> 00:33:37,213 Now there comes a sound without any warning 363 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:41,659 I just know it's good luck coming my way! 364 00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:46,232 Goodness gracious, can it be? Someone's coming back to me 365 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:50,693 Who's that knocking at my door? 366 00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:55,276 I've been waiting oh so long, I'll just die if I'm wrong 367 00:33:55,276 --> 00:33:58,768 Who's that knocking at my door? 368 00:33:58,946 --> 00:34:04,218 I know it can't be the mailman, the coal man, the ice man, they've been here today 369 00:34:04,218 --> 00:34:08,177 can't be the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they don't knock that way 370 00:34:08,822 --> 00:34:13,226 If my sweetie's there outside, my arms and my heart are open wide 371 00:34:13,226 --> 00:34:16,389 Who's that knocking at my door? 372 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:57,226 Me oh my, my oh me, guess I'm having company 373 00:34:57,772 --> 00:35:01,435 Who's that knocking at my door? 374 00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:06,146 See the time? Eight O'Clock. Sounds like a familiar knock 375 00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:10,218 Who's that knocking at my door? 376 00:35:10,218 --> 00:35:15,223 I know it can't be the milk man, the gas man, the bread man, who always collects 377 00:35:15,223 --> 00:35:19,455 I hope that it isn't that butter and egg man, who writes out those checks? 378 00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:24,193 If it's my sweet used-to-be, gonna lock him in, lose the key 379 00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:28,000 Who's that knocking at my door? 380 00:35:47,255 --> 00:35:51,214 Can't be the plumber, the peddler, the parlor, cause I've paid those bills 381 00:35:51,626 --> 00:35:55,761 I hope that it isn't the doctor, the dentist, they can't cure my ills 382 00:35:56,230 --> 00:36:00,268 If it's someone that I've known, gonna make him feel at home 383 00:36:00,268 --> 00:36:05,206 Who's that knocking at my door? 384 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,230 That's all! 385 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,990 Dave! 386 00:36:31,265 --> 00:36:32,675 Mmm, Dave! 387 00:36:32,675 --> 00:36:36,226 We're in India. Uh, no... kissing in public. 388 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,436 Let me take your bag. 389 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:03,162 Well, here you are. 390 00:37:03,965 --> 00:37:05,262 Good night. 391 00:37:22,216 --> 00:37:27,176 Oh gosh. Later I know what he did. What did he do when he saw her in Lanka? 392 00:37:28,756 --> 00:37:30,057 Hug her and kiss her... 393 00:37:30,057 --> 00:37:30,887 No I don't think so... 394 00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:33,187 No I don't think so. He was very cold. 395 00:37:33,894 --> 00:37:35,589 Why was he cold to Sita? 396 00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,233 Actually I don't remember. To be honest I'm very shaky on this point... 397 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,723 You can make it up... 398 00:38:23,811 --> 00:38:28,180 You have lived in another man's house so you are unfit to be my wife. 399 00:38:28,749 --> 00:38:29,681 What? 400 00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:35,222 I have done my duty in rescuing you from the enemy and avenging the insult to myself. 401 00:38:35,222 --> 00:38:39,226 I have terrible suspicions about your character and conduct. 402 00:38:39,226 --> 00:38:41,228 Ravana was aware of your beauty. 403 00:38:41,228 --> 00:38:45,232 He cannot have kept you in his house for so long without touching you. 404 00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:47,962 The very sight of you is painful. 405 00:38:48,235 --> 00:38:50,533 You are free to go wherever you want. 406 00:38:50,771 --> 00:38:53,001 I have no more use for you, Sita. 407 00:38:54,241 --> 00:39:00,247 If I had known this, I would have killed myself before and spared you this war. 408 00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:04,185 Build me a funeral pyre. I cannot bear to live. 409 00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:07,780 Despite my virtues, my husband has rejected me. 410 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:12,193 He's obviously doubting her, um, pureness. 411 00:39:12,193 --> 00:39:15,196 I find the whole pureness thing really... odd. 412 00:39:15,196 --> 00:39:18,660 I find it really weird that no one is commending Ravan for not forcibly... 413 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,225 I mean I know we shouldn't commend somebody for that, but... 414 00:39:21,302 --> 00:39:22,570 What if he raped her? 415 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,348 Yeah but in terms of villians, right? 416 00:39:24,348 --> 00:39:25,068 Yeah... 417 00:39:25,068 --> 00:39:27,241 I mean, we expect villains to be villain-ous. 418 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:31,229 This is a guy that's like, "if you don't come to me willingly, I will not touch you." 419 00:39:31,229 --> 00:39:32,012 Right... 420 00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:33,673 "I will not force you in my house." 421 00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:35,214 "I will not force myself on you..." 422 00:39:35,349 --> 00:39:37,010 Well he never had sex with her, did he? 423 00:39:37,118 --> 00:39:39,019 No. As Sita proved over and over again. 424 00:39:39,019 --> 00:39:41,214 By trial of fire. 425 00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:55,296 You're mean to me 426 00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:59,130 Why must you be mean to me? 427 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:02,243 Please honey, it seems to me 428 00:40:02,243 --> 00:40:07,148 you love to see me crying. I don't know why 429 00:40:07,148 --> 00:40:12,245 I stay home each night when you say you'll phone 430 00:40:12,386 --> 00:40:15,122 you don't, and I'm left alone 431 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:18,319 singin' the blues and sighin'. 432 00:40:18,926 --> 00:40:25,161 You treat me coldly each day in the year 433 00:40:25,366 --> 00:40:28,802 You always scold me 434 00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:33,374 whenever somebody is near, dear 435 00:40:33,374 --> 00:40:40,047 It must be great fun to be mean to me, you shouldn't 436 00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:45,144 Oh can't you see what you mean to me? 437 00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:46,180 Sweetheart I love you, think the world of you, but I'm afraid you don't care for me 438 00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:52,253 You never show it, don't let me know it, everyone says I'm a fool to be 439 00:41:52,253 --> 00:41:58,959 pining the whole day through. Why do you act like you do? 440 00:41:58,959 --> 00:42:04,298 You're mean to me, why must you be mean to me 441 00:42:04,298 --> 00:42:10,168 Aw gee, honey, it seems to me, you love to see me cryin' 442 00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,339 Please tell me why 443 00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:18,045 I stay at home each night when you say you'll phone 444 00:42:18,045 --> 00:42:24,348 You don't, and I'm left alone just singin' the blues and sighin' 445 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:31,325 You treat me coldly each day in the year 446 00:42:31,325 --> 00:42:38,999 You always scold me whenever somebody is near, dear 447 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:45,572 It must be great fun for you, can't you see what you're doing to me 448 00:42:45,572 --> 00:42:50,532 Please tell me why you're so mean to me! 449 00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:54,277 That's all! 450 00:42:55,416 --> 00:43:01,388 And he's still not convinced, seemed like, after she went through the trial by fire 451 00:43:01,388 --> 00:43:02,548 I mean it's almost like- 452 00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:05,151 No but I thought he was convinced. He then, it was peer pressure- 453 00:43:05,151 --> 00:43:06,892 -later with the washerman... 454 00:43:06,962 --> 00:43:08,045 yeah, because the washerman- 455 00:43:08,045 --> 00:43:10,097 He was convinced, it wasn't like he doubted her 456 00:43:10,097 --> 00:43:11,432 He kind of like was "OK, you are pure." 457 00:43:11,432 --> 00:43:14,993 And I think he did hug her and then flowers fell from the heavens or something 458 00:43:15,703 --> 00:43:18,706 Whoops. I guess you were pure after all. 459 00:43:18,706 --> 00:43:21,709 Will you forgive me, Sita? 460 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:25,805 Of course, Rama. I live only for you. 461 00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:50,003 Hey, they want me to attend this meeting so much they're gonna fly me all the way to New York. 462 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:52,473 5 days, all expenses paid! 463 00:43:52,473 --> 00:43:55,840 That's great. It'll be fun for you. 464 00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:08,981 See you next week. 465 00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:26,707 No no no, it's a flying chariot, the Gods sent the chariot. I don't know, it's something about - 466 00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:27,708 -a Japanese train!- 467 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:32,613 I'm finding it, I found it to be totally cool. It was like the world's first airplane or something. 468 00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:34,715 It was like the first - like they actually flew back. 469 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:35,716 I think it was on a bird. 470 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,707 Was it on a bird? 471 00:44:37,918 --> 00:44:40,721 I think it was actually a flying thing of some kind. 472 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:42,322 They rode a carpet like Aladdin. 473 00:44:42,322 --> 00:44:43,724 No, it was like an elaborate structure. 474 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,725 Pushpakha! 475 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:48,729 That's what they came back on. The flying chariot. 476 00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,731 That was one of the Air India jumbo jets also. 477 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:54,735 And there's a movie, a silent movie 478 00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:56,737 But that's what I mean, it was this thing. 479 00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,740 It wasn't a bird - -Yeah. -right. 480 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,424 I guess what is happening was the 14 years were finishing- 481 00:45:02,424 --> 00:45:05,088 -and they had to find a quick way to get back. 482 00:45:23,738 --> 00:45:28,702 What does it matter if rain comes your way 483 00:45:28,702 --> 00:45:32,706 and raindrops patter along? 484 00:45:32,706 --> 00:45:37,711 The rain descending should not make you blue 485 00:45:37,711 --> 00:45:43,917 The happy ending is waiting for you 486 00:45:43,917 --> 00:45:50,724 Take your share of trouble, face it and don't complain 487 00:45:50,724 --> 00:45:58,165 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 488 00:45:58,165 --> 00:46:05,405 Happiness comes double after a little pain 489 00:46:05,405 --> 00:46:11,509 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 490 00:46:11,929 --> 00:46:19,686 What if your love affair should break up, as they sometimes will 491 00:46:19,686 --> 00:46:26,693 When you kiss and make up, boy what a thrill! 492 00:46:26,693 --> 00:46:34,234 Sadness ends in gladness, showers are not in vain 493 00:46:34,234 --> 00:46:41,341 If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain. 494 00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:47,848 Look for brighter weather, oh watch for the Sun again 495 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:54,955 If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain. 496 00:46:54,955 --> 00:47:01,428 Pull yourself together, whistle a happy strain 497 00:47:01,428 --> 00:47:07,467 If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain. 498 00:47:07,467 --> 00:47:14,675 So if your lucky star deserts you, and if shadows fall 499 00:47:14,675 --> 00:47:21,682 Even though it hurts you, laugh through it all 500 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:28,589 Be a cheerful loser, you have the World to gain 501 00:47:28,589 --> 00:47:37,691 If you want the rainbow, why, you just must have the rain. 502 00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:53,371 That's all! 503 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,036 Rama, I'm pregnant! 504 00:54:56,036 --> 00:54:58,300 That's wonderful, darling. 505 00:54:58,438 --> 00:55:02,876 Maybe they joined the Mile High Club. On the Pushpakh Veman. 506 00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:04,444 We don't know exactly when she got pregnant - 507 00:55:04,444 --> 00:55:11,351 Very soon thereafter, which is why it is conceivable that she wasn't pregnant because of Ram. 508 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,485 But I think it was Ram. 509 00:55:12,485 --> 00:55:14,851 Blasphemy. It is Ram. 510 00:55:22,762 --> 00:55:27,722 I'm not like Rama, who would take a woman who's slept in another man's house! 511 00:55:28,768 --> 00:55:33,773 No but that happens with the dhobi. -there's a dhobi story. 512 00:55:33,773 --> 00:55:37,777 You know the dhobi, the launderer - yeah, the dhobi says that - 513 00:55:37,777 --> 00:55:40,780 The dhobi's wife, she's with somebody else and when she comes back 514 00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:43,783 he goes, "What do you think I'm like Ram, to take somebody back now after she's - 515 00:55:43,783 --> 00:55:47,787 You know what a dhobi is right? He's a washerman - -and when news of that hits Ram - 516 00:55:47,787 --> 00:55:52,747 Ram says, "I cannot rule if my subjects don't respect me and so you'll have to..." 517 00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:56,858 Actually that's when he banishes her, sorry. -Right. 518 00:55:59,799 --> 00:56:03,736 Uh, say, Sita, would you like to take a trip? 519 00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,284 But we just got here. 520 00:56:05,284 --> 00:56:07,280 Yeah great. Get packing. 521 00:56:09,742 --> 00:56:14,747 Brother Laxman, my wife's dubious reputation casts doubt upon my own. 522 00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:17,978 You must drive Sita to the forest and abandon her there. 523 00:56:18,284 --> 00:56:20,343 I cannot have her in my kingdom. 524 00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:24,757 I think basically as a king, he had to sort of do... 525 00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:29,762 If the common man was doing that to their wives then why should the king treat his wife any differently kind of a thing. 526 00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:32,765 Like I felt that he let her go not because she was impure, 527 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:37,770 but because he said that to be a king, he needs the respect of his subjects, and he can't be considered - 528 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,305 I don't think he let her go because - 529 00:56:39,305 --> 00:56:42,242 I felt that he alwsys had this element of doubt 530 00:56:42,242 --> 00:56:47,780 I mean it coupled with, of course, his virtue that everybody spoke of 531 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:52,547 and you know that he kept his word to his Dad, and then his subjects, his... Kingdom, 532 00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:57,482 but I felt like he always had this doubt, that she might not be pure. 533 00:57:06,266 --> 00:57:14,741 I feel too bad, I'm feelin' mighty sick and sore 534 00:57:14,741 --> 00:57:23,483 So bad I feel, I said I'm feelin' sick and sore and 535 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:30,321 so afraid my man don't love me no more. 536 00:57:32,392 --> 00:57:40,959 Day in, day out, I'm worryin' about those blues 537 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:49,309 Day out, day in, I'm worryin' about bad news 538 00:57:49,309 --> 00:57:56,044 I'm so afraid, my man I'm gonna lose. 539 00:57:58,284 --> 00:58:06,726 Moanin' low, my sweet man I love him so, though he's mean as can be 540 00:58:06,726 --> 00:58:13,290 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me 541 00:58:16,736 --> 00:58:24,444 Gonna die if sweet man should pass me by, if I die where'll he be? 542 00:58:24,444 --> 00:58:31,509 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me. 543 00:58:33,753 --> 00:58:41,853 Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done? 544 00:58:42,595 --> 00:58:51,304 Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely, I ain't deservin' of none 545 00:58:51,304 --> 00:58:59,445 Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes oh Lordy 546 00:58:59,445 --> 00:59:06,214 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me. 547 00:59:44,691 --> 00:59:53,599 Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done? 548 00:59:53,599 --> 01:00:02,342 Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely I ain't deservin' of none 549 01:00:02,342 --> 01:00:11,651 Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes, Lordy! 550 01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:20,081 He's a man that needs a woman just like me. 551 01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:24,357 I must have committed a terrible sin in a previous life to deserve such suffering. 552 01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:30,198 Were I not carrying Rama's sons, I would throw myself into the river. 553 01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:36,869 She's always shown to be pregnant - -afterwards 554 01:01:36,869 --> 01:01:40,606 No, when she's banished and she's gone into the forest again. 555 01:01:40,606 --> 01:01:43,782 -And there she meets that... teacher. -Valmiki. 556 01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,238 Valmiki. Sorry. 557 01:01:45,238 --> 01:01:49,255 So that's how Valmiki wrote the Ramayana, because Sita told the story to him. 558 01:02:05,698 --> 01:02:12,604 I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waitin' on a weary shore 559 01:02:13,139 --> 01:02:19,840 I'm just a woman, that's only human, one you should be sorry for. 560 01:02:20,313 --> 01:02:24,150 Got up this morning, along about dawn 561 01:02:24,150 --> 01:02:27,854 Without a warning, I found he was gone. 562 01:02:27,854 --> 01:02:34,327 Why should he do it? How could he do it? He never done it before. 563 01:02:34,327 --> 01:02:41,495 Am I blue, Am I blue 564 01:02:41,734 --> 01:02:48,139 Ain't these tears in these eyes tellin' you 565 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:56,616 Am I blue, You'd be too 566 01:02:56,616 --> 01:03:04,022 If each plan with your man done fell through. 567 01:03:04,223 --> 01:03:12,062 Was a time, I was his only one 568 01:03:12,265 --> 01:03:19,772 But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy. 569 01:03:19,772 --> 01:03:27,110 Was I gay, til today 570 01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:33,281 Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue! 571 01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:40,359 As blue as the sky blue 572 01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:48,858 You're wondering what do these tears in these eyes tellin' you? 573 01:03:51,737 --> 01:03:55,975 No one feels like I do 574 01:03:55,975 --> 01:03:58,782 Boo-boo-boo hoo 575 01:03:58,811 --> 01:04:05,011 Each plan with my man done fell through. 576 01:04:05,851 --> 01:04:13,893 Was a time, I was his only, only, only one 577 01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:21,356 But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy! 578 01:04:21,534 --> 01:04:25,471 Was I gay - oh Lord was I gay! 579 01:04:25,471 --> 01:04:29,008 Til today - that man went away! 580 01:04:29,008 --> 01:04:35,436 Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue! 581 01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:52,865 Anyway, so Luv and Kush, or Luva and Kusha, were born to Sita in the forest 582 01:04:52,865 --> 01:04:59,805 and were taught by Valmiki, who taught them all these songs praising Ram. 583 01:05:06,979 --> 01:05:12,781 Luv, Kush, let us sing the praises of Rama. 584 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:19,659 Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should 585 01:05:19,659 --> 01:05:24,930 Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light 586 01:05:24,930 --> 01:05:30,403 Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone 587 01:05:30,403 --> 01:05:35,602 Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song 588 01:05:57,029 --> 01:06:02,368 Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should 589 01:06:02,368 --> 01:06:07,807 Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light 590 01:06:07,807 --> 01:06:12,812 Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone 591 01:06:12,812 --> 01:06:18,842 Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song 592 01:06:57,723 --> 01:06:58,691 Hello? 593 01:06:58,691 --> 01:07:01,861 Please take me back! Please please please! 594 01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:05,319 I'll do anything! PLEASE! 595 01:07:05,498 --> 01:07:12,505 If you had a girlfriend who was being treated really badly, by like her ex or her current boyfriend 596 01:07:12,505 --> 01:07:21,313 and she kept saying, "no, every day I'm gonna make sure I cook for him and send him a hot lunch at noon" 597 01:07:21,313 --> 01:07:24,116 Aren't you going to be like, "listen, he doesn't like you or talk to you. 598 01:07:24,116 --> 01:07:27,987 "you've got to move on. Something's wrong." OK? 599 01:07:27,987 --> 01:07:33,459 Sita's doing this pooja every day... I mean, I feel, I feel... 600 01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:36,829 Like this whole "good" and "bad" thing? That we always want people to be either all good or all bad? 601 01:07:36,829 --> 01:07:39,799 I think Sita also has her own issues. Like she didn't go back with Hanuman 602 01:07:39,799 --> 01:07:42,568 she would have saved hundreds and thousands of people from being killed 603 01:07:42,568 --> 01:07:44,170 Monkeys especially. 604 01:07:44,170 --> 01:07:45,398 Yeah, what about animal rights? 605 01:07:45,671 --> 01:07:50,776 And, and then she prayed for this guy every day, 606 01:07:50,776 --> 01:07:51,572 come on! 607 01:07:51,877 --> 01:07:55,047 But also at that point of time it was just that Unconditional Love 608 01:07:55,047 --> 01:07:57,049 You know, for her, she was like, ok, 609 01:07:57,049 --> 01:07:58,539 "this man, he loves me." 610 01:07:58,651 --> 01:08:00,586 -This is the part of the female perspective I disagree with. 611 01:08:00,586 --> 01:08:04,690 Because it's like then you can say, "oh yeah, 'cause she loves him so she did this" 612 01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:06,458 you know it's like, yeah but she shouldn't love someone who doesn't treat her right. 613 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,459 -who treats you so badly. 614 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:10,129 OK? That's her mistake. 615 01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:13,426 That's HENCE unconditional love. 616 01:08:24,609 --> 01:08:28,279 You went away, I let you 617 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:31,850 We broke the ties that bind 618 01:08:31,850 --> 01:08:39,258 I wanted to forget you, and leave the past behind. 619 01:08:39,258 --> 01:08:49,435 Still the magic of the night I met you seems to stay forever in my mind... 620 01:08:49,435 --> 01:08:53,839 The sky was blue, and high above 621 01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:58,143 the moon was new, and so was love 622 01:08:58,143 --> 01:09:01,947 This eager heart of mine was singing, 623 01:09:01,947 --> 01:09:06,907 "Lover where can you be?" 624 01:09:07,252 --> 01:09:11,590 You came at last, love had its day 625 01:09:11,590 --> 01:09:15,961 That day is past, you've gone away 626 01:09:15,961 --> 01:09:25,198 This aching heart of mine is singing, "Lover come back to me," when 627 01:09:25,270 --> 01:09:30,341 I remember every little thing you used to do 628 01:09:30,341 --> 01:09:34,613 I'm so lonely 629 01:09:34,613 --> 01:09:40,051 Every road I walk along, I walked along with you 630 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:45,256 No wonder I am lonely 631 01:09:45,256 --> 01:09:49,929 The sky is blue, the night is cold 632 01:09:49,929 --> 01:09:55,200 the moon is new, but love is old 633 01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:02,207 and while I'm waiting here, this heart of mine is singing, 634 01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:07,611 "Lover come back to me." 635 01:10:29,668 --> 01:10:38,677 Sky is blue, night is cold, moon is new, but love is old 636 01:10:38,677 --> 01:10:46,385 and while I'm waiting here this heart of mine is singing 637 01:10:46,385 --> 01:10:53,692 Lover come back to me! 638 01:10:53,692 --> 01:10:55,091 That's all! 639 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:05,004 And when Ram was in the forest he heard these two boys singing, 640 01:11:05,004 --> 01:11:06,638 he didn't know who they were but he came up and he was just like, 641 01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,240 "who are they, who are you?" 642 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,642 and that's when he finds out that 643 01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:12,542 Sita's there and those are his children. 644 01:11:12,945 --> 01:11:14,646 My sons! 645 01:11:14,646 --> 01:11:16,248 Father? 646 01:11:16,248 --> 01:11:20,352 Return to Ayodhya Palace to rule with me for eternity! 647 01:11:20,352 --> 01:11:24,656 But then, he wants to take Luv and Kush back, 648 01:11:24,656 --> 01:11:27,259 but he's still hesitant about taking her back. 649 01:11:27,259 --> 01:11:31,663 Sita! Well, yes, of course, Sita... 650 01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:35,667 All Sita has to do is prove her purity. Again. 651 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:38,670 Another trial by fire, perhaps? 652 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:43,675 Or we could try trial by water. You know, see if she sinks or floats. 653 01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:47,413 If she sinks, she's pure. If she floats - 654 01:11:47,413 --> 01:11:51,683 No, wait, if she floats she's pure, if she sinks... 655 01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:54,686 And he asks her to prove her purity one more time - I think, 656 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:57,689 actually I don't know if he asks her or whatever - but she says, 657 01:11:57,689 --> 01:12:00,692 I shall prove my purity to you. 658 01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:03,695 If I have always been true to Rama, 659 01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:05,631 if I have never thought of another man, 660 01:12:05,631 --> 01:12:09,635 if I am completely pure in body and soul, then, 661 01:12:09,635 --> 01:12:14,595 may Mother Earth take me back into her womb! 662 01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:11,630 I'm flying high, but I've got a feeling I'm falling 663 01:13:11,630 --> 01:13:17,636 falling for nobody else but you 664 01:13:17,636 --> 01:13:22,641 You caught my eye, and I've got a feeling I'm falling 665 01:13:22,641 --> 01:13:27,646 show me the ring and I'll jump right through. 666 01:13:27,646 --> 01:13:34,119 I used to travel single, we chanced to mingle, oh now, 667 01:13:34,119 --> 01:13:38,123 now I'm a-tingle over you 668 01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:44,730 Hey Mr. Parson, stand by, for I've got a feeling I'm falling 669 01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:49,633 Falling for nobody else but you. 670 01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:41,053 Oh honey, oh honey, I never felt this way, 671 01:14:41,053 --> 01:14:45,202 romantically I'm up in the air 672 01:14:46,658 --> 01:14:52,141 It's funny, so funny, me taking it this way 673 01:14:52,465 --> 01:14:57,669 Don't know if I should, but gee it feels good! 674 01:14:57,669 --> 01:15:03,408 I'm flying high, up in the sky, but I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling 675 01:15:03,408 --> 01:15:07,613 Falling for nobody else but you 676 01:15:07,613 --> 01:15:09,114 and you know it too 677 01:15:09,114 --> 01:15:14,620 You caught my eye, baby that's why, I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling 678 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:19,380 show me the ring and oh boy I'll take it from you 679 01:15:20,626 --> 01:15:26,428 I used to travel single, oh we chanced to mingle, oh now, 680 01:15:26,632 --> 01:15:30,636 now I'm a-tingle over you 681 01:15:30,636 --> 01:15:34,640 Oh Mr. Parson stand by, don't leave me now 682 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,643 I've got a feeling I'm falling and how 683 01:15:37,643 --> 01:15:45,781 Falling for nobody else but you! 684 01:15:46,652 --> 01:15:48,085 That's all!