This is a skate.. this is a skateboard.

What can we do?

What if I get up on this and I just, like,

I just.. you know, eat it? Super bad.

<i>>Cameraman: Yeah but Ben it has to be something funny.</i>

That could be funny.

That could be so funny!

Why don't we just get Knoxville down here?

<i>>What is Knoxville gonna do? Every time you've been saying that.</i>

Well 'cause it's like it's just only me.

Call up Knoxville.

<i>>He didn't agree to do this one.</i>

Just call up Knoxville.

I know Knoxville will do this. Call up Knoxville and get him down here.

<i>>Knoxville is not coming.</i>

Just please. I'm asking you please.

I totally know it. I totally know it!

<i>>I'm not gonna call Knoxville man.</i>

Just call him up!

My phone, I left it with Ape at the house.

Knoxville! KNOXVILLE!

<i>>I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.</i>

Get Knoxville down here!

<i>>Why did we come to the skate park?</i>

I don't know. I thought that maybe we could do something with skating.

I skated so much already.

I'm so done with skating for right now.

Just call up Knoxville. Just get him down here.

We'll be way better if Knoxville was here.

I can't even make it to the top! Call Knoxville!

If Knoxville were here, I could go like-

I could jump over him with a skateboard.

I could shove his head into this thing.

I shove him into this like, his head, blam!

That would be so good. Just call him up.

I haven't seen him in so long.

It feels like I'm the only one doing this movie.

Like, where is everybody else?

Why don't you get Weeman?

Are these somebody's glasses?

Are they cool?

These are cool.

<i>>No not really.</i>

Oh I got it. Okay what's up?

Yo hey what's up! This is Ben. This is the glasses smash.

Yeah! Oh it's so good.

Glasses smash!

This is glasses smash 2.0.

Shoot. I keep missing.

Glasses smash 3.0 in 3D right here.

Smash 'em. Glasses smash.

Oh Knoxville's gonna love that one.