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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.55,0:00:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a skate.. this is a skateboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.86,0:00:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.65,0:00:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I get up on this and I just, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.78,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just.. you know, eat it? Super bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.05,0:00:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>Cameraman: Yeah but Ben it has to be something funny.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.14,0:00:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That could be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.62,0:00:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That could be so funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.44,0:00:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we just get Knoxville down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.54,0:00:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>What is Knoxville gonna do? Every time you've been saying that.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.91,0:00:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well 'cause it's like it's just only me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.60,0:00:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call up Knoxville.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.78,0:00:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>He didn't agree to do this one.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.25,0:00:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just call up Knoxville.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.30,0:00:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know Knoxville will do this. Call up Knoxville and get him down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.98,0:00:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>Knoxville is not coming.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just please. I'm asking you please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.75,0:00:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I totally know it. I totally know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.54,0:00:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>I'm not gonna call Knoxville man.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.96,0:00:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just call him up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:00:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My phone, I left it with Ape at the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.85,0:01:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knoxville! KNOXVILLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.83,0:01:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.99,0:01:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get Knoxville down here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.95,0:01:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>Why did we come to the skate park?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.59,0:01:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. I thought that maybe we could do something with skating.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.46,0:01:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I skated so much already.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.93,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so done with skating for right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.16,0:01:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just call up Knoxville. Just get him down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.49,0:01:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be way better if Knoxville was here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.83,0:01:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even make it to the top! Call Knoxville!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.79,0:01:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Knoxville were here, I could go like-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.11,0:01:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could jump over him with a skateboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could shove his head into this thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shove him into this like, his head, blam!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.74,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be so good. Just call him up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.40,0:01:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen him in so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.18,0:01:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like I'm the only one doing this movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.57,0:02:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, where is everybody else?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.33,0:02:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you get Weeman?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.19,0:02:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these somebody's glasses?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.30,0:02:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.94,0:02:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}>No not really.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.59,0:02:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I got it. Okay what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.75,0:02:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo hey what's up! This is Ben. This is the glasses smash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.91,0:02:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Oh it's so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.80,0:02:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glasses smash!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.22,0:02:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is glasses smash 2.0.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.14,0:02:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot. I keep missing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.86,0:02:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glasses smash 3.0 in 3D right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.78,0:02:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smash 'em. Glasses smash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.60,0:02:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Knoxville's gonna love that one.