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This is a skate.. this is a skateboard.

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What can we do?

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What if I get up on this and I just, like,

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I just.. you know, eat it? Super bad.

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<i>&gt;Yeah but Ben it has to be something funny.</i>

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That could be funny.

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That could be so funny!

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Why don't we just get Knoxville down here?

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<i>&gt;What is Knoxville gonna do? Every time you've been saying that</i>

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Well 'cause it's like it's just only me.

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Call up Knoxville.

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<i>&gt;He didn't agree to do this man.</i>

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Just call up Knoxville.

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I know Knoxville will do this. Call up Knoxville and get him down here.

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<i>&gt;Knoxville is not coming.</i>

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Just please. I'm asking you please.

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I totally know it. I totally know it!

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<i>&gt;I'm not gonna call Knoxville man.</i>

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Just call him up!

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My phone, I left it with Ape at the house.

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Knoxville! KNOXVILLE!

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<i>&gt;I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.</i>

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Get Knoxville down here!

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<i>&gt;Why did we come to the skate park?</i>

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I don't know. I thought that maybe we could do something with skating.

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I skated so much already.

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I'm so done with skating for right now.

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Just call up Knoxville. Just get him down here.

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We'll be way better if Knoxville was here.

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I can't even make it to the top! Call Knoxville!

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If Knoxville were here, I could go like-

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I could jump over him with a skateboard.

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I could shove his head into this thing.

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I shove him into this like, his head, blam!

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That would be so good. Just call him up.

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I haven't seen him in so long.

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It feels like I'm the only one doing this movie.

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Like, where is everybody else?

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Why don't you get Weeman?

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Are these somebody's glasses?

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Are they cool?

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These are cool.

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<i>&gt;No not really</i>

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Oh I got it. Okay what's up?

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Yo hey what's up! This is Ben. This is the glasses smash.

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Yeah! Oh it's so good.

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Glasses smash!

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This is glasses smash 2.0.

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Shoot. I keep missing.

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Glasses smash 3.0 in 3D right here.

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Smash 'em. Glasses smash.

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Oh Knoxville's gonna love that one.