WEBVTT 00:00:04.281 --> 00:00:05.481 It's Adventure Time, 00:00:05.461 --> 00:00:06.661 c'mon grab your friends, 00:00:06.661 --> 00:00:08.943 we'll go to very distant lands. 00:00:08.943 --> 00:00:09.839 With Jake the dog, 00:00:09.839 --> 00:00:11.034 and Pen the human, 00:00:11.034 --> 00:00:12.655 the fun will never end, 00:00:12.655 --> 00:00:14.021 it's Adventure Time! 00:00:19.067 --> 00:00:20.890 Jake! Jake! 00:00:21.530 --> 00:00:22.530 Good mornin'! 00:00:22.682 --> 00:00:23.682 Whatcha doin buddy? 00:00:23.761 --> 00:00:25.029 Meditating. 00:00:25.157 --> 00:00:26.906 What are you meditating about, dude? 00:00:27.290 --> 00:00:30.274 Wait dude… I'm connecting to the internet with my mind. 00:00:37.445 --> 00:00:39.853 Check it out, I downloaded a little dance. 00:00:40.559 --> 00:00:41.754 I like it! 00:00:51.781 --> 00:00:52.975 Algebraic! 00:00:53.189 --> 00:00:55.966 Look! It's Princess Bubblegum's rainicorn. 00:00:56.047 --> 00:00:57.498 She looked like she was crying. 00:00:57.498 --> 00:01:00.485 Well let's go cheer her up! To the max! 00:01:00.741 --> 00:01:02.575 Yeah! Let's do it! 00:01:14.906 --> 00:01:15.919 What's wrong? 00:01:18.106 --> 00:01:19.343 Want to hear a funny joke? 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:23.653 Knock knock! 00:01:28.943 --> 00:01:29.754 Who's there? 00:01:39.567 --> 00:01:41.487 Man! That wasn't very funny. 00:01:41.615 --> 00:01:43.450 She's flying into the Ice Kingdom. 00:01:48.570 --> 00:01:50.959 The Ice King is an oxymoron. 00:01:51.045 --> 00:01:52.282 Seriously, 00:01:52.453 --> 00:01:53.519 but what are we gonna do? 00:01:53.989 --> 00:01:55.959 Survey the situation. 00:01:59.877 --> 00:02:00.730 What's up? 00:02:00.730 --> 00:02:04.134 The Ice King is throwing frozen lightning bolts at the rainicorn. 00:02:04.234 --> 00:02:06.106 That guy is a total patoot. 00:02:06.149 --> 00:02:07.813 He's like fifty patoots! 00:02:07.855 --> 00:02:10.159 Woah! And there's Princess Bubblegum! 00:02:11.354 --> 00:02:13.274 The Ice King is always stealing princesses. 00:02:13.402 --> 00:02:14.895 We're goin' in turbo time! 00:02:15.407 --> 00:02:16.218 You want your booties? 00:02:16.474 --> 00:02:17.614 Yes please! 00:02:21.253 --> 00:02:22.149 Let's do it! 00:02:22.490 --> 00:02:24.325 What time is it? 00:02:24.837 --> 00:02:29.243 Adventure Time! 00:02:32.261 --> 00:02:33.370 Penguins! 00:02:44.207 --> 00:02:47.151 Mathematical! That was totally math! 00:02:47.279 --> 00:02:48.303 Ice Clops! 00:02:48.517 --> 00:02:52.053 Did somebody say my name? 00:02:53.381 --> 00:02:54.575 That was close! 00:02:54.831 --> 00:02:56.069 Oh my goodness! 00:02:59.226 --> 00:03:00.591 Let's rock and roll! 00:03:02.767 --> 00:03:04.047 Ice to meet you! 00:03:04.303 --> 00:03:05.285 Hey, cut it out! 00:03:05.711 --> 00:03:06.711 Snow Golem! 00:03:12.965 --> 00:03:14.117 Elemental! 00:03:14.245 --> 00:03:17.061 I'm lost, can you direct me towards the sun? 00:03:17.189 --> 00:03:17.957 That way! 00:03:18.207 --> 00:03:21.157 What? Oh Jeez. Thanks! 00:03:21.413 --> 00:03:22.650 Snow problem! 00:03:25.167 --> 00:03:28.325 Oh, real nice. How old are you? 00:03:28.495 --> 00:03:29.519 I'm twelve years old! 00:03:29.519 --> 00:03:30.927 I'm twenty eight. 00:03:33.146 --> 00:03:35.066 Hey Ice King! Stop it! 00:03:37.882 --> 00:03:42.789 Stop meddling boy! You and your magical dog can't harm me! 00:03:42.959 --> 00:03:46.415 He's not my dog! He's my friend! 00:03:55.461 --> 00:03:58.490 Hey, how's it going? My name's Jake. 00:04:02.159 --> 00:04:04.079 Why are you always stealing ladies? 00:04:04.335 --> 00:04:06.426 I'm going to make one marry me! 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:09.711 That's stupid! 00:04:10.181 --> 00:04:12.101 Your hat is stupid! 00:04:12.314 --> 00:04:15.215 My hat is awesome! 00:04:15.941 --> 00:04:17.135 Where is Jake? 00:04:17.349 --> 00:04:20.885 Are you kidding?! I play the viola too! 00:04:22.853 --> 00:04:27.589 You are crazy! You are so crazy! 00:04:28.229 --> 00:04:29.935 Now I've got you boy! 00:04:35.525 --> 00:04:36.485 What's going on? 00:04:36.933 --> 00:04:38.426 Abraham Lincoln? 00:04:38.810 --> 00:04:41.669 Pen, your mind has been transported back in time. 00:04:42.138 --> 00:04:43.375 And to Mars. 00:04:43.205 --> 00:04:44.143 What? 00:04:44.143 --> 00:04:45.381 It doesn't matter. 00:04:45.381 --> 00:04:48.709 What does matter is you need to believe in yourself! 00:05:24.378 --> 00:05:26.383 How dare they trifle with me? 00:05:26.853 --> 00:05:29.242 They can't possibly think thay can win? 00:05:29.413 --> 00:05:30.991 Hey sloppy milkshake! 00:05:32.186 --> 00:05:34.703 Why don't you pick up on someone of your own size? 00:05:34.703 --> 00:05:39.269 Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown! 00:05:40.421 --> 00:05:41.615 My powers! 00:05:41.615 --> 00:05:45.781 Foul and notsome whelp! You've not seen the last of my wintry fangs! 00:05:45.781 --> 00:05:52.026 I'll cleave the wormth from your bones and stop stiff your heart with my… ! 00:05:52.026 --> 00:05:55.776 There you go Princess. You are all free. 00:05:55.823 --> 00:05:57.103 Thank you brave knight! 00:05:57.189 --> 00:05:59.109 I'm not a knight! I'm a boy! 00:05:59.407 --> 00:06:01.797 Then thank you, brave boy. 00:06:08.367 --> 00:06:09.818 What is goin' on? 00:06:10.373 --> 00:06:10.970 Nuthin! 00:06:12.634 --> 00:06:16.261 We gotta go! Bye Princess! 00:06:16.218 --> 00:06:18.181 Go where dude? We don't have anything to do. 00:06:18.778 --> 00:06:21.381 Yeah, we do buddy! Adventure awaits! 00:06:21.637 --> 00:06:24.197 I don't see any adventures going on anywhere. 00:06:24.197 --> 00:06:29.445 I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just talk about our feelings. 00:06:31.493 --> 00:06:34.565 Look! Those ninjas are stealing that old man's diamonds! 00:06:34.778 --> 00:06:36.485 Give me back my diamonds! 00:06:36.997 --> 00:06:39.471 Later Princess! I have to attend to this! 00:06:39.813 --> 00:06:41.733 Fare thee well Pen and Jake! 00:06:42.543 --> 00:06:44.463 What time is it? 00:06:44.762 --> 00:06:47.023 Adventure Time!