It's Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the dog, and Pen the human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time! Jake! Jake! Good mornin'! Whatcha doin buddy? Meditating. What are you meditating about, dude? Wait dude… I'm connecting to the internet with my mind. Check it out, I downloaded a little dance. I like it! Algebraic! Look! It's Princess Bubblegum's rainicorn. She looked like she was crying. Well let's go cheer her up! To the max! Yeah! Let's do it! What's wrong? Want to hear a funny joke? Knock knock! Who's there? Man! That wasn't very funny. She's flying into the Ice Kingdom. The Ice King is an oxymoron. Seriously, but what are we gonna do? Survey the situation. What's up? The Ice King is throwing frozen lightning bolts at the rainicorn. That guy is a total patoot. He's like fifty patoots! Woah! And there's Princess Bubblegum! The Ice King is always stealing princesses. We're goin' in turbo time! You want your booties? Yes please! Let's do it! What time is it? Adventure Time! Penguins! Mathematical! That was totally math! Ice Clops! Did somebody say my name? That was close! Oh my goodness! Let's rock and roll! Ice to meet you! Hey, cut it out! Snow Golem! Elemental! I'm lost, can you direct me towards the sun? That way! What? Oh Jeez. Thanks! Snow problem! Oh, real nice. How old are you? I'm twelve years old! I'm twenty eight. Hey Ice King! Stop it! Stop meddling boy! You and your magical dog can't harm me! He's not my dog! He's my friend! Hey, how's it going? My name's Jake. Why are you always stealing ladies? I'm going to make one marry me! That's stupid! Your hat is stupid! My hat is awesome! Where is Jake? Are you kidding?! I play the viola too! You are crazy! You are so crazy! Now I've got you boy! What's going on? Abraham Lincoln? Pen, your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars. What? It doesn't matter. What does matter is you need to believe in yourself! How dare they trifle with me? They can't possibly think thay can win? Hey sloppy milkshake! Why don't you pick up on someone of your own size? Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown! My powers! Foul and notsome whelp! You've not seen the last of my wintry fangs! I'll cleave the wormth from your bones and stop stiff your heart with my… ! There you go Princess. You are all free. Thank you brave knight! I'm not a knight! I'm a boy! Then thank you, brave boy. What is goin' on? Nuthin! We gotta go! Bye Princess! Go where dude? We don't have anything to do. Yeah, we do buddy! Adventure awaits! I don't see any adventures going on anywhere. I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just talk about our feelings. Look! Those ninjas are stealing that old man's diamonds! Give me back my diamonds! Later Princess! I have to attend to this! Fare thee well Pen and Jake! What time is it? Adventure Time!