(static)
Hi, I'm still grounded. But today my dad's identical twin brother Uncle Lincoln is
coming to talk to me. So, uh.
We'll see how that goes.
(doorbell)
(no audio)
(panting)
(screams)
(knocking)
Mom: Tell Louis he's not a werewolf.
(footsteps departing)
Lincoln: Kid, you are totally a werewolf.
Really?
Lincoln: A Dragonwolf, we all are: your dad, me, you too unless that witch put
a spell on you too.
Dragonwolf?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, don't let the silver hair fool you, I'm a Dragonwolf.
I even got a tattoo to remind me. Boom!
Huh?
Oh, not that one.
Boom!
Yeah.
Louis: Oh.
Lincoln: They kept me in a cage 10 years waiting for me to change.
They? Who's they?
Lincoln: Area 51, who do you think?
Lincoln: But I fooled them. I never did change.
They didn't know I was stuck.
(laughter)
What are you talking about?
Lincoln: I'm stuck in human form!
Ever since your mom became a witch.
Louis, did you forget everything I taught you?
What did you teach me?
Lincoln: Only everything you need to know before the dragon rises again!
Louis: The dragon?
Lincoln: The Dragon Moon! Damn it kid, you're supposed to remember this.
What were you, too busy pooping in your diaper?
Lincoln: Well let's hope it's not too late.
What's this? Full moon containment plan.
(rips down sheet)
Lincoln: Not bad.
Not bad.
Missing one thing though. The most important thing.
Louis: What would that be?
Mementos. Relics. Pictures of the people you love. At least the people you don't
want to kill, huh?
Lincoln: Like this.
My girlfriend. Uh, April Meadows. Take a look. Huh? (laughs)
Nice.
Louis: Do you have any pictures of my dad.
Lincoln: Well yeah, of course I got a picture of him.
Lincoln: I didn't have a camera. Looks like him though.
Louis: Yeah. Where exactly is my dad.
Lincoln: That I'd like to know myself. Ten years I was in a cage. Waiting for him to come and
save me. He never came. I can only think that he's been wolfed-out so long he's forgot
us all.
What are you saying?
I'm saying he's never coming back, kid.
Lincoln: Ah, cheer up. I brought you a present.
Lincoln: Ha ha, here you go.
Louis: What is that?
Um, I don't know but-
Salty.
Louis: Ugh!
Now come on! Let's sing.
You remember our old song, huh?
Uh, no thanks.
Lincoln: Come on. You remember it. Our old secret song.
Used to play it to you as a child.
(guitar music)
Owwwwwwwwwwwww!
(singing) Once there was a werewolf
From the Dragon Moon
Louis: Mom! Mom!
Lincoln: Hey! No, no not the witch. She's very beautiful but she's a witch.
(grunts)
Uh, can I have my jacket please?
Hah!
Lincoln: Ah, witch light!
Lincoln: Come on!
(grunting)
Lincoln: Ha ha ha, once again, werewolves are smarter than witches! You cannot--
(inaudible)
Mom: (sigh)
Lincoln: (yelling) No one can stop the Dragonwolf, no witch can stop me from being-