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(static)

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Hi, I'm still grounded. But today my dad's
identical twin brother Uncle Lincoln is

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coming to talk to me. So, uh.

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We'll see how that goes.

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(doorbell)

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(no audio)

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(panting)

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(screams)

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(knocking)

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Mom: Tell Louis he's not a werewolf.

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(footsteps departing)

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Lincoln: Kid, you are totally a werewolf.

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Really?

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Lincoln: A Dragonwolf, we all are: your 
dad, me, you too unless that witch put

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a spell on you too.

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Dragonwolf?

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Lincoln: Oh yeah, don't let the silver hair
fool you, I'm a Dragonwolf.

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I even got a tattoo to remind me. Boom!

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Huh?

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Oh, not that one.

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Boom!

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Yeah.

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Louis: Oh.

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Lincoln: They kept me in a cage 10 years
waiting for me to change.

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They? Who's they?

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Lincoln: Area 51, who do you think?

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Lincoln: But I fooled them. I never did change.

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They didn't know I was stuck.

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(laughter)

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What are you talking about?

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Lincoln: I'm stuck in human form!

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Ever since your mom became a witch.

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Louis, did you forget everything I taught you?

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What did you teach me?

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Lincoln: Only everything you need to know
before the dragon rises again!

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Louis: The dragon?

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Lincoln: The Dragon Moon! Damn it kid,
you're supposed to remember this.

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What were you, too busy pooping in
your diaper?

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Lincoln: Well let's hope it's not too late.

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What's this? Full moon containment plan.

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(rips down sheet)

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Lincoln: Not bad.

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Not bad.

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Missing one thing though. The most important
thing.

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Louis: What would that be?

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Mementos. Relics. Pictures of the people
you love. At least the people you don't

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want to kill, huh?

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Lincoln: Like this.

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My girlfriend. Uh, April Meadows. Take a look.
Huh? (laughs)

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Nice.

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Louis: Do you have any pictures of my dad.

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Lincoln: Well yeah, of course I got a picture of him.

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Lincoln: I didn't have a camera. Looks like him though.

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Louis: Yeah. Where exactly is my dad.

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Lincoln: That I'd like to know myself. Ten years
I was in a cage. Waiting for him to come and

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save me. He never came. I can only think that
he's been wolfed-out so long he's forgot

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us all.

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What are you saying?

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I'm saying he's never coming back, kid.

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Lincoln: Ah, cheer up. I brought you a present.

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Lincoln: Ha ha, here you go.

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Louis: What is that?

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Um, I don't know but-

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Salty.

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Louis: Ugh!

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Now come on! Let's sing.

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You remember our old song, huh?

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Uh, no thanks.

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Lincoln: Come on. You remember it. Our
old secret song.

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Used to play it to you as a child.

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(guitar music)

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Owwwwwwwwwwwww!

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(singing)
Once there was a werewolf

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From the Dragon Moon

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Louis: Mom! Mom!

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Lincoln: Hey! No, no not the witch. She's
very beautiful but she's a witch.

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(grunts)

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Uh, can I have my jacket please?

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Hah!

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Lincoln: Ah, witch light!

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Lincoln: Come on!

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(grunting)

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Lincoln: Ha ha ha, once again, werewolves
are smarter than witches! You cannot--

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(inaudible)

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Mom: (sigh)

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Lincoln: (yelling) No one can stop the
Dragonwolf, no witch can stop me from being-