[DOG] OHHHHHH i cant believe you just did that to me!

Hugh!!!

Talk about a violation!

[HUMAN] you needed a bath.

[DOG] WHAT? i did not!

[HUMAN] well you stunk.

[DOG] WHAT??? What did you say to me??

C'mere and say that!

[HUMAN] you stunk.

[DOG] y'know what? y'know what? you're not so big.

i could take you. ok maybe i cant

but thats not the point!

how would you like to take a bath, huh?

come and get yours!!!

[HUMAN] um, i have a shower every day.

[DOG] oh yeah? well...

heres another one for ya!!!

OH whats that now???

ugh!

ive got a wet BUTT!

even my BUTT!!!

you dont know what its like!

[HUMAN] you done?

[DOG] gah! ugh@!!%%#!!!

im so ANGRY with you right now!!!

how could you DO that?

HUH?

what is it?

does it give you some kind of sick pleasure?

does it? DOES IT???

[muffled voice] you dont know what it's like!

youre not a dog.

We need another dog.

He'd know what it's like!

Well until then?

im gonna share it with YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[SOUND OF TONGUE RASPBERRY]