[DOG] OHHHHHH i cant believe you just did that to me!
Hugh!!!
Talk about a violation!
[HUMAN] you needed a bath.
[DOG] WHAT? i did not!
[HUMAN] well you stunk.
[DOG] WHAT??? What did you say to me??
C'mere and say that!
[HUMAN] you stunk.
[DOG] y'know what? y'know what? you're not so big.
i could take you. ok maybe i cant
but thats not the point!
how would you like to take a bath, huh?
come and get yours!!!
[HUMAN] um, i have a shower every day.
[DOG] oh yeah? well...
heres another one for ya!!!
OH whats that now???
ugh!
ive got a wet BUTT!
even my BUTT!!!
you dont know what its like!
[HUMAN] you done?
[DOG] gah! ugh@!!%%#!!!
im so ANGRY with you right now!!!
how could you DO that?
HUH?
what is it?
does it give you some kind of sick pleasure?
does it? DOES IT???
[muffled voice] you dont know what it's like!
youre not a dog.
We need another dog.
He'd know what it's like!
Well until then?
im gonna share it with YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[SOUND OF TONGUE RASPBERRY]