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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.86,0:00:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, hey everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.17,0:00:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Seth McFarlane.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.26,0:00:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy who made money from putting weird segments into animated series
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.98,0:00:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with no connection to the plot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.02,0:00:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...........
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.90,0:00:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this year in the category of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.73,0:00:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the foreign and cruel and occupying film
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.61,0:00:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the nominees are:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.22,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Israel: Waltz with Bashir 2, The Murder Continues
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I remember I saw a kindergarten near the house of the terrorist
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.34,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I immediately kept going, because, you, not nice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.93,0:00:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.80,0:00:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.98,0:00:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, OK, I remember seeing a kindergarten
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.74,0:00:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I charged in, I broke the door,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.04,0:00:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.34,0:00:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... I said...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.78,0:00:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, because, you know, not nice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I asked the teacher how much the door costs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.100,0:00:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, we'll fix it in editing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.10,0:00:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ki-ll-ed th-em -a-ll
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.26,0:00:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm Israeli.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.26,0:00:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bas-tar-d
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.50,0:00:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Israel: Back to Lebanon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.56,0:00:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How cute. I have to take a pic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.30,0:01:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Israel: Five Broken Cameras
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.83,0:01:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Exaggerated Arabic accent): Bil'in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.76,0:01:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2005
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.70,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cruel enemy once again tries to evict our just demonstrations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.36,0:01:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for peace and the expulsion of the Jews.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.26,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is a boy. Here are flowers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is a girl. Here is an even smaller girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.92,0:01:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is an even smaller girl with a teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.23,0:01:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There were three soldiers there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.06,0:01:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one with a pitchfork
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.66,0:01:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one with horns on his head
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.26,0:01:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one with a tail like a pig
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.58,0:01:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they beat me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.78,0:01:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then they killed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.79,0:01:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, my daughter, happy with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.17,0:01:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Dad, you promised me a candy without red hairs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.38,0:01:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You imbecile, it's knafe, knafe!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.09,0:01:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, stop with the camera, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.46,0:01:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, the IDF did that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've already been in this movie. We must stop the incitement in Israeli movie industry.