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Hi, I'm Louis Pine, and I'm a werewolf.

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Some of you may be wondering: [br]"Louis, how do you know for sure that you’re a werewolf?"

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Well, it’s because I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side.

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Look at this: Exhibit A, my dad. Louis Sr.

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Note the hair growth patterns.[br]Obviously lycanthropic.

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If he were here today himself he would tell you: “I’m a werewolf.”

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You can watch me transform into a werewolf on the next full moon.

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My friend Mauricio is helping me get ready for it. Come on Mauricio, let's go.

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What about the pizza? I thought we were getting pizza?!

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-Grunting-[br]HEY!

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-grunting-

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Louis, where are we going?

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Louis: You'll see![br]Mauricio: See what?[br]Louis: Right there

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Mauricio:What, an old fish shack?[br]Louis: No, Mauricio. It's a werewolf containment crib.

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For the full moon. [br]So you can wolf out and not hurt anyone.

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Mauricio: Oh yeah, right (sarcastically)[br]Louis: No, I'm serious, come here, check it out, see that?

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Mauricio: You put that there!

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Louis: No, I didn't. [br]It's the international symbol for werewolf safe zone.

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Come on.

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Mauricio: Hello? Hey, Werewolf, you want out?[br]Louis: Don't!![br]Mauricio: Why?

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I wanna meet a real werewolf. [br]Louis: Come on.

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See that? Broke out.

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Could be watching us right now!

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Probably thinks we're messing with his stuff.[br][wolf howls]

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Hear that? He's mad.

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Uh oh, no clothes. Someone took them, [br]now they'll never be human again!

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Mauricio: Seriously?

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No, Mauricio. I'm kidding. Werewolves get used to [br]waking up naked in all kinds of weird places.

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Come on.

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Mauricio: How much longer do we have to stay out here?[br]Louis: Only 'til sunrise.

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Mauricio: Sunrise, like morning? [br]Are you crazy? But it'll kill me!

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Louis: We just have to wait to see if he comes back.

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If he doesn't, that mean I can[br]fix it up and use it.

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Louis: Wait, you hear that?[br]Mauricio: What?

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Louis: THAT! Follow me.[br]Mauricio: No way.

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Mauricio: What is it?[br]Louis: Aaah, a werewolf!

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-Louis laughing-[br]Mauricio: Very funny, Louis. I gotta go.

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Louis: No, no, no. Wait, wait. [br]It's just getting good!

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Mauricio: See you at school, Lobo.

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-wolf howling-

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Louis: Mauricio?[br]Mauricio: Very funny, Louis!

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Louis: That wasn't me!

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Mauricio: Aaaagh![br]Louis: Mauricio!!!

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Mauricio: Aaah, Louis, help![br]Louis: Mauricio!!

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-wolf growling-