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(intro music)

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(slapping sounds)

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I hope that teaches

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you a lesson

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young man.

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It sure does, dad.

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I'm never going to

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do that with

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those in there

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for that long

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ever again.

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Good boy, son. Good boy.

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(drinking sound)

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(fire crackling)

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Is that it?

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Yep, you can go.

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Oh, you're not going

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to lecture me some more?

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Eh, go relax for a while.

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Gee.

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(fire continues to crackle)

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hm.

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Orel, how would you

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like to go on a

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father son outting together?

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Father and son?

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And how!

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Great!

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It's about time I taught you

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how to hunt

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Hunt?

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Yep, man has been able t

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artificially replicate

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many things God originally invented.

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but there's one thing we

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won't ever be quite able

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to copy.

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Even with all of our scientific beakers

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and advanced labrotory rat tests

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What pops?

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Playing God.

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God's greatest achievement .

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Yes Orel, I think it's

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time

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for you to expereince the

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wonder and majesty that

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comes from shooting a gun.

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Well I don't mind going

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along and maybe just

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watching

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Nonsense. Next week is the

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beginning of the hunting season

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at the Moreltown Nature Reserve.

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buddy, we are going

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to have areal adventure

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but I'm not sure I can kill an animal .

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Sure you can it's easy

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as long as you've got one of

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these babies.

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Wooow!

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(siniter music plays)

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I never noticed all this before.

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Yeah they sort of blend into

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the woodwork.

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Follow me kid!

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Orel, as everyone knows,

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nature is man's worst enemy.

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That's why we had to civialize

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ourselves to get as

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far away from her as possible.

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unfortunatly, animals are still at

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her vicious mercy.

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So, with one of these honies,

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we're mercifully letting

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animals take what we

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like to call nature's

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short cut.

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And Kill them fast so they

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don't have to live in fear

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oh haha, what have we here?

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It looks like a pistol.

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Not just a pistol young man,

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it's a lucky pistol.

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You're birthright.

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This old gunny here used

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to be my father's

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and then mine, for year

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it's been a grand Poppington

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tradition that the head of the

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house hold would hand off old

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gunny to his first born

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son.

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Here, why don't you try this

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one instead.

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oph.

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I'm all packed dad!

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Ah, no need kido. I've got everything

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covered.

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All you have to bring is

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your trigger finger.

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And a trigger.

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And a gun.

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Oh, well I just have this little

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sack.

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Little?

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Ha! Just how many

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dresses you planning to

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wear out there?

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huh?

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We're men, Orel,

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and men only bring

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what they need.

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Okay, don't need this.

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or that.

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or this.

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or definately this.

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-but

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Now, what's this?

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Oh, that's my favorite lucky

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shirt.

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Favorite?

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Yeah.

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Of all my lucky shirts

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this one's the closest

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to my heart

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it's the one

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I was wearing when

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I realised God doesn't

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love just me

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he loves my whole family as much

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as me.

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Oh, just try to keep it out of the way.

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(bird chirping)

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(car whirring passed)

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Hey dad.

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(turns on radio)

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"any rational mind knows

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that god planted these bones in the

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earth

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to grow dinosaurs.

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(hammering) that's good.

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(water pouring )

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ah!

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This is the life kid.

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Out in the fresh air, no

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one telling you what to do

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or how her day was.

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Away from the hussle and bussle

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of nagging.

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yeah.

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Let's hunt!

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Maybe I'll even let you use my lucky rifle.

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(birds chirping water flowing)

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hahahahah

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(bird calling)

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9dog barking)

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hahahah

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Why did you pull me away from her

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dad?

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Never fraternize with the enemy.

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But she's so cute.

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Ok, for the love of God

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Orel, put that wrtched thing in

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your sights and put

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it out of it's misery.

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Gosh, she looked pretty happy to me.

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Happy!? Happy?

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Orel, that thing is eating grass,

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everyone knows that grass is

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nature's carpeting . you're not

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supposed to eat it, you

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supposed to judge your neighbors

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by how neat it looks outside

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of their homes.

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but, but it's so peaceful.

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Get out of the way!

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(BOOM)

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Got her!

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I win and you

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lose.

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He ha they just keep on comin.g

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Dad, what're you doing?

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I'm going to shoot that rabbit of course.

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That's not a rabbit

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it's someone's hunting dog!

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Orel, hunting dogs are

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just nature's rabbits.

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(boom)

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Hey!!!

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That's my dog!(sobbing)

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Let's run this way really fast.

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(hammering) Dad

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I'm hungry

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this is all we got.

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What I killed and you didn't .

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You really want some of what you

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didn't kill?

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I don't know if that's fair.

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But if you're really hungry...

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come on.

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You didn't bring any other

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food?

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Orel, we're absolutely surrounded by food

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that walks right up to

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you

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begging to be eaten.

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Why would I lug around some

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lazy legless food?

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Okay. Well I guess I better

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try and kill something.

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Good soy bun.

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Watch out animals,

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here we come.

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On second thought,

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maybe we should call it

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a day.

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I thought so

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Well I think you might be

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too drunk.

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(flies buzzing)

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Let me tell you something

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Orel, drunk is nature.

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I'm not really comfortable

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hunting with you right now.

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You're not comfortable hunting with me?

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HAHA!

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Have you ever tried

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hunting with you?

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(chugging beer)

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I gotta tell you Orel.

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Your cup is always half empty.

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You should be more

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like your old man

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and look on the blight side of

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life.

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blight?

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I didn't say bright,

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I said blight.

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My life is sunny and blight.

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Bright, means the opposite.

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It means sudden withering

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death and that's well.

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Who am I kidding my life is full of bright.

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you mean blight.

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Oh God

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What's the matter?

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I hate myself.

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Why do you quit working on me!

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She always fools me Orel.

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I'll make things better dea.

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Drink me.

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Put me inside you, I'm great.

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And then she chokes me just like

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every other whore out there.

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They're all worthless, k?

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Every woman.

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Don't let them get you

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All of them wanna get you. They

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just grab you and pull

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you into them

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and you're forced to stick

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in and pull out and stay in

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and pull out

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and then they cut you right

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where it counts

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and then they start squeezing things

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out

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things that're like weights around

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your head.

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Then you're stiuck with them

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for the rest of your life,

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with nowhere to go

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and no one to be.

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(screaming and yelling)

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Dad!

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(extro music)