(intro music)
(slapping sounds)
I hope that teaches
you a lesson
young man.
It sure does, dad.
I'm never going to
do that with
those in there
for that long
ever again.
Good boy, son. Good boy.
(drinking sound)
(fire crackling)
Is that it?
Yep, you can go.
Oh, you're not going
to lecture me some more?
Eh, go relax for a while.
Gee.
(fire continues to crackle)
hm.
Orel, how would you
like to go on a
father son outting together?
Father and son?
And how!
Great!
It's about time I taught you
how to hunt
Hunt?
Yep, man has been able t
artificially replicate
many things God originally invented.
but there's one thing we
won't ever be quite able
to copy.
Even with all of our scientific beakers
and advanced labrotory rat tests
What pops?
Playing God.
God's greatest achievement .
Yes Orel, I think it's
time
for you to expereince the
wonder and majesty that
comes from shooting a gun.
Well I don't mind going
along and maybe just
watching
Nonsense. Next week is the
beginning of the hunting season
at the Moreltown Nature Reserve.
buddy, we are going
to have areal adventure
but I'm not sure I can kill an animal .
Sure you can it's easy
as long as you've got one of
these babies.
Wooow!
(siniter music plays)
I never noticed all this before.
Yeah they sort of blend into
the woodwork.
Follow me kid!
Orel, as everyone knows,
nature is man's worst enemy.
That's why we had to civialize
ourselves to get as
far away from her as possible.
unfortunatly, animals are still at
her vicious mercy.
So, with one of these honies,
we're mercifully letting
animals take what we
like to call nature's
short cut.
And Kill them fast so they
don't have to live in fear
oh haha, what have we here?
It looks like a pistol.
Not just a pistol young man,
it's a lucky pistol.
You're birthright.
This old gunny here used
to be my father's
and then mine, for year
it's been a grand Poppington
tradition that the head of the
house hold would hand off old
gunny to his first born
son.
Here, why don't you try this
one instead.
oph.
I'm all packed dad!
Ah, no need kido. I've got everything
covered.
All you have to bring is
your trigger finger.
And a trigger.
And a gun.
Oh, well I just have this little
sack.
Little?
Ha! Just how many
dresses you planning to
wear out there?
huh?
We're men, Orel,
and men only bring
what they need.
Okay, don't need this.
or that.
or this.
or definately this.
-but
Now, what's this?
Oh, that's my favorite lucky
shirt.
Favorite?
Yeah.
Of all my lucky shirts
this one's the closest
to my heart
it's the one
I was wearing when
I realised God doesn't
love just me
he loves my whole family as much
as me.
Oh, just try to keep it out of the way.
(bird chirping)
(car whirring passed)
Hey dad.
(turns on radio)
"any rational mind knows
that god planted these bones in the
earth
to grow dinosaurs.
(hammering) that's good.
(water pouring )
ah!
This is the life kid.
Out in the fresh air, no
one telling you what to do
or how her day was.
Away from the hussle and bussle
of nagging.
yeah.
Let's hunt!
Maybe I'll even let you use my lucky rifle.
(birds chirping water flowing)
hahahahah
(bird calling)
9dog barking)
hahahah
Why did you pull me away from her
dad?
Never fraternize with the enemy.
But she's so cute.
Ok, for the love of God
Orel, put that wrtched thing in
your sights and put
it out of it's misery.
Gosh, she looked pretty happy to me.
Happy!? Happy?
Orel, that thing is eating grass,
everyone knows that grass is
nature's carpeting . you're not
supposed to eat it, you
supposed to judge your neighbors
by how neat it looks outside
of their homes.
but, but it's so peaceful.
Get out of the way!
(BOOM)
Got her!
I win and you
lose.
He ha they just keep on comin.g
Dad, what're you doing?
I'm going to shoot that rabbit of course.
That's not a rabbit
it's someone's hunting dog!
Orel, hunting dogs are
just nature's rabbits.
(boom)
Hey!!!
That's my dog!(sobbing)
Let's run this way really fast.
(hammering) Dad
I'm hungry
this is all we got.
What I killed and you didn't .
You really want some of what you
didn't kill?
I don't know if that's fair.
But if you're really hungry...
come on.
You didn't bring any other
food?
Orel, we're absolutely surrounded by food
that walks right up to
you
begging to be eaten.
Why would I lug around some
lazy legless food?
Okay. Well I guess I better
try and kill something.
Good soy bun.
Watch out animals,
here we come.
On second thought,
maybe we should call it
a day.
I thought so
Well I think you might be
too drunk.
(flies buzzing)
Let me tell you something
Orel, drunk is nature.
I'm not really comfortable
hunting with you right now.
You're not comfortable hunting with me?
HAHA!
Have you ever tried
hunting with you?
(chugging beer)
I gotta tell you Orel.
Your cup is always half empty.
You should be more
like your old man
and look on the blight side of
life.
blight?
I didn't say bright,
I said blight.
My life is sunny and blight.
Bright, means the opposite.
It means sudden withering
death and that's well.
Who am I kidding my life is full of bright.
you mean blight.
Oh God
What's the matter?
I hate myself.
Why do you quit working on me!
She always fools me Orel.
I'll make things better dea.
Drink me.
Put me inside you, I'm great.
And then she chokes me just like
every other whore out there.
They're all worthless, k?
Every woman.
Don't let them get you
All of them wanna get you. They
just grab you and pull
you into them
and you're forced to stick
in and pull out and stay in
and pull out
and then they cut you right
where it counts
and then they start squeezing things
out
things that're like weights around
your head.
Then you're stiuck with them
for the rest of your life,
with nowhere to go
and no one to be.
(screaming and yelling)
Dad!
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