(intro music)

(slapping sounds)

I hope that teaches

you a lesson

young man.

It sure does, dad.

I'm never going to

do that with

those in there

for that long

ever again.

Good boy, son. Good boy.

(drinking sound)

(fire crackling)

Is that it?

Yep, you can go.

Oh, you're not going

to lecture me some more?

Eh, go relax for a while.

Gee.

(fire continues to crackle)

hm.

Orel, how would you

like to go on a

father son outting together?

Father and son?

And how!

Great!

It's about time I taught you

how to hunt

Hunt?

Yep, man has been able t

artificially replicate

many things God originally invented.

but there's one thing we

won't ever be quite able

to copy.

Even with all of our scientific beakers

and advanced labrotory rat tests

What pops?

Playing God.

God's greatest achievement .

Yes Orel, I think it's

time

for you to expereince the

wonder and majesty that

comes from shooting a gun.

Well I don't mind going

along and maybe just

watching

Nonsense. Next week is the

beginning of the hunting season

at the Moreltown Nature Reserve.

buddy, we are going

to have areal adventure

but I'm not sure I can kill an animal .

Sure you can it's easy

as long as you've got one of

these babies.

Wooow!

(siniter music plays)

I never noticed all this before.

Yeah they sort of blend into

the woodwork.

Follow me kid!

Orel, as everyone knows,

nature is man's worst enemy.

That's why we had to civialize

ourselves to get as

far away from her as possible.

unfortunatly, animals are still at

her vicious mercy.

So, with one of these honies,

we're mercifully letting

animals take what we

like to call nature's

short cut.

And Kill them fast so they

don't have to live in fear

oh haha, what have we here?

It looks like a pistol.

Not just a pistol young man,

it's a lucky pistol.

You're birthright.

This old gunny here used

to be my father's

and then mine, for year

it's been a grand Poppington

tradition that the head of the

house hold would hand off old

gunny to his first born

son.

Here, why don't you try this

one instead.

oph.

I'm all packed dad!

Ah, no need kido. I've got everything

covered.

All you have to bring is

your trigger finger.

And a trigger.

And a gun.

Oh, well I just have this little

sack.

Little?

Ha! Just how many

dresses you planning to

wear out there?

huh?

We're men, Orel,

and men only bring

what they need.

Okay, don't need this.

or that.

or this.

or definately this.

-but

Now, what's this?

Oh, that's my favorite lucky

shirt.

Favorite?

Yeah.

Of all my lucky shirts

this one's the closest

to my heart

it's the one

I was wearing when

I realised God doesn't

love just me

he loves my whole family as much

as me.

Oh, just try to keep it out of the way.

(bird chirping)

(car whirring passed)

Hey dad.

(turns on radio)

"any rational mind knows

that god planted these bones in the

earth

to grow dinosaurs.

(hammering) that's good.

(water pouring )

ah!

This is the life kid.

Out in the fresh air, no

one telling you what to do

or how her day was.

Away from the hussle and bussle

of nagging.

yeah.

Let's hunt!

Maybe I'll even let you use my lucky rifle.

(birds chirping water flowing)

hahahahah

(bird calling)

9dog barking)

hahahah

Why did you pull me away from her

dad?

Never fraternize with the enemy.

But she's so cute.

Ok, for the love of God

Orel, put that wrtched thing in

your sights and put

it out of it's misery.

Gosh, she looked pretty happy to me.

Happy!? Happy?

Orel, that thing is eating grass,

everyone knows that grass is

nature's carpeting . you're not

supposed to eat it, you

supposed to judge your neighbors

by how neat it looks outside

of their homes.

but, but it's so peaceful.

Get out of the way!

(BOOM)

Got her!

I win and you

lose.

He ha they just keep on comin.g

Dad, what're you doing?

I'm going to shoot that rabbit of course.

That's not a rabbit

it's someone's hunting dog!

Orel, hunting dogs are

just nature's rabbits.

(boom)

Hey!!!

That's my dog!(sobbing)

Let's run this way really fast.

(hammering) Dad

I'm hungry

this is all we got.

What I killed and you didn't .

You really want some of what you

didn't kill?

I don't know if that's fair.

But if you're really hungry...

come on.

You didn't bring any other

food?

Orel, we're absolutely surrounded by food

that walks right up to

you

begging to be eaten.

Why would I lug around some

lazy legless food?

Okay. Well I guess I better

try and kill something.

Good soy bun.

Watch out animals,

here we come.

On second thought,

maybe we should call it

a day.

I thought so

Well I think you might be

too drunk.

(flies buzzing)

Let me tell you something

Orel, drunk is nature.

I'm not really comfortable

hunting with you right now.

You're not comfortable hunting with me?

HAHA!

Have you ever tried

hunting with you?

(chugging beer)

I gotta tell you Orel.

Your cup is always half empty.

You should be more

like your old man

and look on the blight side of

life.

blight?

I didn't say bright,

I said blight.

My life is sunny and blight.

Bright, means the opposite.

It means sudden withering

death and that's well.

Who am I kidding my life is full of bright.

you mean blight.

Oh God

What's the matter?

I hate myself.

Why do you quit working on me!

She always fools me Orel.

I'll make things better dea.

Drink me.

Put me inside you, I'm great.

And then she chokes me just like

every other whore out there.

They're all worthless, k?

Every woman.

Don't let them get you

All of them wanna get you. They

just grab you and pull

you into them

and you're forced to stick

in and pull out and stay in

and pull out

and then they cut you right

where it counts

and then they start squeezing things

out

things that're like weights around

your head.

Then you're stiuck with them

for the rest of your life,

with nowhere to go

and no one to be.

(screaming and yelling)

Dad!

(extro music)