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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.08,0:00:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ERNST & THE LIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.87,0:01:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.97,0:01:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Connie here{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.33,0:01:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi babe - Ernie calling.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.99,0:01:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Why haven't you called?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.72,0:01:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that bloody mobile phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.96,0:01:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't got the brains to function...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.78,0:01:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... well, I don't care, I'll get a new one soon, \NI can't be bothered anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.88,0:01:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} How was your trip?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.60,0:01:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good, good --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.12,0:01:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was Guten Tag, Auf Wiedersehen,\Nand everything flew off the shelves!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.79,0:01:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Did you see the light last night?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.95,0:01:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was incredibly...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.16,0:01:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I read about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.19,0:01:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you start spreading your legs,\Nand I'll be home in about an hour?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Radio)... the entire globe was lit up for 14½ seconds last night...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.12,0:01:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}experts from all over the world have gathered in Denmark today{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.18,0:01:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} to examine this high energy release, whose source has not yet been identified...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.30,0:01:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}... last night's global light phenomenon is being interpreted by the cult as a sign{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.62,0:02:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.77,0:02:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} -- over 30.000 fanatics in the Philippines have been conducting mass-crucifictions throughout the day...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.31,0:02:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.36,0:02:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I hitch a ride?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.98,0:02:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure... I don't see a problem with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.21,0:02:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just... I don't think the car will start.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.13,0:02:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.97,0:03:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.43,0:03:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.80,0:03:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So where are you heading?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.96,0:03:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a long journey ahead of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.50,0:03:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell, don't we all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.40,0:03:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something you need to understand, Ernst.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.19,0:03:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have been chosen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.68,0:03:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have been what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.84,0:03:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have been chosen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.21,0:03:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chosen to follow me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.37,0:03:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the dawn of a new age!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.73,0:03:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are my first disciple.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.41,0:03:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, are you a member of a cult, or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.76,0:03:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no -- I have returned.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have much to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.37,0:03:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, mitts off my phone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.84,0:03:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's broken enough as it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.42,0:03:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it is working again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell did you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.54,0:03:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't been working the past three days!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.47,0:03:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine being the inventor of the telephone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.73,0:03:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that was Graham Bell.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.96,0:03:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well, that's beside the point.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.48,0:04:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The man must have felt like an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.40,0:04:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't it strike you as odd that I just fixed it like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.98,0:04:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sure, but imagine inventing the phone, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.10,0:04:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, sure, you have a telephone --
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.81,0:04:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're sitting there with your very own phone
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.68,0:04:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you must feel like a right idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.74,0:04:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.26,0:04:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one to call, because you're the only one in the world with a telephone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.76,0:04:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't it strike you as odd that you passed me twice on the road back there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.94,0:04:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.01,0:04:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But didn't it strike you as rather strange\Nthat you were able to pass me twice,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.25,0:04:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that your car suddenly went dead,\Nand that I know your name,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.07,0:04:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and isn't it highly mysterious that I can \Nmake things work again just by touching them?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.86,0:04:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.54,0:04:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People do the most remarkable things to get a ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.41,0:04:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you normal, Ernst?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.92,0:04:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.23,0:04:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are asking me whether {\i1}I{\i0} am normal?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.10,0:04:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell, you are the one who has obviously \Njust escaped from some mental institution!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.58,0:04:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.01,0:04:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things aren't exactly right with you, are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.46,0:04:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at your clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.17,0:05:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are out hitching a ride at two in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.58,0:05:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the son of God. I have returned!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.65,0:05:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have been chosen to be my disciple!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.16,0:05:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what I'm saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.23,0:05:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't look anything like Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.74,0:05:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that that's something to crucify a man for.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.79,0:05:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crucify! Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.92,0:05:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... am the Son of God, Ernst.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.83,0:05:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine if He had to pay alimony to everyone \Nwho has ever claimed to be His son!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.93,0:05:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then He wouldn't have any savings left for the holidays, now would He?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.48,0:05:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are Ernst Petersen, are you not?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.76,0:05:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a cleaning supplies salesman, are you not?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.45,0:05:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.56,0:05:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's nothing wrong with that!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.44,0:05:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may not sound as fancy as a degree in law or business economics, but it pays well, my friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.44,0:05:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you not understand anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.53,0:05:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole world is waiting for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.06,0:05:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have been chosen to be the first\Namong the multitudes who will follow me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.49,0:05:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has been decided.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.42,0:05:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And who decided?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.21,0:05:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Lord did.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.90,0:06:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are on a mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.91,0:06:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Piss off -- get out of my car!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.58,0:06:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I refuse to listen to any more bullshit--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.66,0:06:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am tired, I want to go home;\NI want to get laid, watch tv and then off to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.85,0:06:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Ernst...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.68,0:06:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more mission bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.14,0:06:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more talk of God and chosen ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.31,0:06:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want a ride, you'll tell me where you're going
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.13,0:06:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will shut the hell up!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.89,0:06:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or you'll tell me about the latest match results,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.14,0:06:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.34,0:06:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there nothing I can do to make you believe in me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.61,0:06:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.93,0:06:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am the son of God!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.39,0:06:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.88,0:06:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't give two shits if you were Michael Laudrup's sister, you are getting out of my car right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.23,0:06:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't go without me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.24,0:06:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell do you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.83,0:06:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the son of God.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.48,0:06:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then make it start again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.87,0:06:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we go?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.34,0:06:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be damned...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.65,0:07:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.16,0:07:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's say you are Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.11,0:07:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then what are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.05,0:07:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Humanity has waited for me for two thousand years.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.21,0:07:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I am here at last.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.44,0:07:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might want to lower your expectations \Nfor your popularity, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.86,0:07:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, you will be given some attention at first; there's the tabloids, the daily news...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.11,0:07:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... but the world has changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.50,0:07:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your own fault, you know. \NTwo thousand years is a long time!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.35,0:07:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'm a salesman -- you always have to follow up on an order within a week,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.56,0:07:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--otherwise the client gets cold feet!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.91,0:07:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had the habit of waiting two thousand years,\NI would still be driving a Fiat, know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.13,0:07:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes... maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.58,0:07:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The times are changing, you have to keep up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.62,0:07:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only you'd said 'He'll be back in, say, 50 years'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.70,0:07:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now! Now it is too damned late.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.33,0:07:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't my choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.83,0:08:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did it have to take you this long?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.56,0:08:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not exactly sure...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.63,0:08:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it that '2000' sounded cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.18,0:08:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or did you do it to increase the excitement?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.45,0:08:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was Father's idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.33,0:08:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.21,0:08:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.78,0:08:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't he rather bossy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.46,0:08:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, have you never dreamed of \Ndoing something all on your own?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.54,0:08:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I just obey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.83,0:08:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not going to take you far!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.11,0:08:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.07,0:08:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because people are fed up with that nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.31,0:08:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today you need to be independent and strong
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.12,0:08:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are plenty of Japanese out there who can do everything better and cheaper and faster
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.03,0:08:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this world, it's no good saying:\N"I'm doing it because my father told me to"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.91,0:08:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you have to shout it: "Here I am, and I will kick \Neveryone who doesn't take notice right in the crotch!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.35,0:08:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.12,0:08:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No 'but's!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.53,0:08:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just have to face the fact that you failed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.82,0:08:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're obsolete, the market's gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.78,0:08:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, pull yourself together and invest your know-how in something new, find out where you're needed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.25,0:08:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasn't anyone kept the faith alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.77,0:09:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't anyone want salvation?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.21,0:09:02.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like hell they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.26,0:09:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People want sex. And violence.\NAnd sex and sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.77,0:09:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd then cleaning supplies.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.89,0:09:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then what's the point of anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.23,0:09:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The point? Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.28,0:09:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been a salesman?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.19,0:09:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.58,0:09:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.84,0:09:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you may have it in you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.80,0:09:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I could get you a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.29,0:09:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.10,0:09:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't become my disciple tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.52,0:09:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if we... if we don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.94,0:09:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then what?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.10,0:09:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it all goes to hell, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.58,0:09:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.77,0:09:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the saviour!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.10,0:09:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to save anyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.01,0:09:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just need to think about yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.44,0:09:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.54,0:09:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you don't join me tonight, I'll have to go back,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.34,0:09:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you understand? I won't be able to come back for another two thousand years!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.04,0:09:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll just have to stay here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.22,0:09:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.76,0:09:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you old enough by now to make your own decisions?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.56,0:09:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.53,0:09:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will go back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.25,0:10:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a very, very sick and confused man,\Nyou know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.43,0:10:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye, Ernst.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.68,0:10:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, goodbye, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.16,0:10:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's Connie{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.95,0:10:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.87,0:10:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be home in 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.27,0:10:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} Did you see it?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.15,0:10:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I saw it again, the light!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.25,0:10:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} The television was...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.93,0:10:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes, I saw it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.45,0:10:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait until you hear this, you won't believe it:
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.39,0:10:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1} What?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.56,0:11:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mobile phone is working again!