Hey Roger...
Roger!
What?
Umm... I got a question for you...
What is it?
Umm... well, you see
Lately we've just been... sort of... you know...
sitting around a lot
Uh-huh?
And... umm... well, we just wanted to ask you...
[stage whisper] Ask him, Charlie!
Well...
We just wanted to know why you... umm...
haven't been... you know... hanging out on us
as much as you used to?
What d'ya mean?
You're not sitting on us any more, Roger!
I've just been... busy...
Busy with what?
Yeah, what you been so busy with?
Just like... you know... homework and stuff...
Homework?
But... isn't it... the summer time right now?
Yeah, Roger...
it's the summer.
Whatever. Why do you guys care so much?
'Cause we're your furniture, Roger.
We've got feelings as well.
Yeah, you just can't keep neglecting us like this
You haven't sit on me in months, you know?
Yeah, but...
you guys are just...
furniture.
Just furniture?
Oh no, now you've done it!
Ooh, I've heard enough of this, Roger!
Now, now, love, calm down...
No! No, you listen here, boy...
You better stop using us or
Love, let's not say anything
we might regret.
I'm going to jump in the pool!
Oh no...
There, I said it.
Look what you've done...
No!
OK, I'm sorry...
I... I'll just start
sitting on you guys more.
Ooof! That's a relief!
Thank you, Roger.
I really didn't want to have to do that.
We love you, Roger...
Good job, guys.
Now all we have to do
is get him to move...