[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.70,0:00:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.28,0:00:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(elephants trumpet)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.34,0:00:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(paper rips)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.87,0:00:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, here's my resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.89,0:00:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, I have years of experience\Nentertaining birthday parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.13,0:00:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nose squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.69,0:00:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.24,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.26,0:00:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very skilled\Nin various areas of clowning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including card tricks and balloon animals,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.100,0:00:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(balloon squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.72,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm also open to learning\Nnew things on the job!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.60,0:00:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.42,0:00:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.89,0:00:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.54,0:00:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.84,0:00:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready!\N(honks nose)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.47,0:00:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(match lights)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.07,0:00:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fuse sizzles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.20,0:00:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three...two...one...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.57,0:00:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need\Nany more goddamn clowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.15,0:01:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)