1
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(hydraulic noise)

2
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(elephants trumpet)

3
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(paper rips)

4
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Excuse me, here's my resume.

5
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As you can see, I have years of experience
entertaining birthday parties.

6
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(nose squeaks)

7
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Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.

8
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But sir...

9
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I'm very skilled
in various areas of clowning

10
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including card tricks and balloon animals,

11
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(balloon squeaks)

12
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but I'm also open to learning
new things on the job!

13
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How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?

14
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Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.

15
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Great!

16
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(hydraulic noises)

17
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Are you ready?

18
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Ready!
(honks nose)

19
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(match lights)

20
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(fuse sizzles)

21
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Three...two...one...

22
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Ahh!

23
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(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need
any more goddamn clowns!

24
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(screaming)