So John tells me, "This is it."

"This is my year. My team is going to the 
fucking Championship."

I'm like, John, fuck off.

You've never even won a playoff game, you make 
the girls look like fantasy geniuses,

How are you going to win anything 
but the Sacko?

You know what he tells me?

"I've got David Johnson"

David Johnson!

Fucking Johnson!

His number one draft choice, 
and the fucker goes out after game 1!

Fucking idiot!