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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.58,0:00:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Brogan...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.13,0:00:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I assume you've called in regard\Nto the mortgage payment...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.01,0:00:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Castle Plunkett,\Nunfortunately still delayed...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.98,0:01:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by what seems to be\Nour endless postal strike.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.95,0:01:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear sir, I must\Nonce again remind you...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.28,0:01:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my first name is not "Dick,"\Nnor is my last name "Face."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.68,0:01:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is simply Peter.\NPeter Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I was not given\Na middle name...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.20,0:01:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but had I been,\NI feel certain...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.84,0:01:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mother\Nwould not have chosen...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.45,0:01:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"Low-life Shit-for-brains\NPeckerhead."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You obviously know\Na side of Mother...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.11,0:01:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have been happily\Nsheltered from.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.61,0:01:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nevertheless, I marvel\Nat your colorfully creative...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.11,0:01:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever-so-American\Ncolloquialisms...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.98,0:01:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which flow so grippingly\Nfrom your razor like tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.63,0:01:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hotel is in\Ntiptop condition...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.23,0:01:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the renovations\Nare proceeding at a...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.96,0:01:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Why shouldn't I bother?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.55,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter, who are you calling?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.12,0:01:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mother! Will you please\Nget off the line?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.17,0:01:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turning the castle\Ninto a theme park?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.68,0:01:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"Irish World"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.35,0:02:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, what an interesting notion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.56,0:02:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In where? In Malibu?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.76,0:02:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Malibu?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.27,0:02:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. You want to move\Nthe castle to Malibu...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.12,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which, I am to presume,\Nlies on the western corner...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of those United States.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.85,0:02:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Brogan, if I cannot\Nsend your payment...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.97,0:02:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how on earth do you expect...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.62,0:02:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to transport an entire castle\Nacross the sea?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.92,0:02:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The number of stamps alone\Nis mind-boggling!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.97,0:02:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I can assure you,\NMr. Brogan...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.21,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that if it goes on\Nmuch longer...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.08,0:02:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will take this check\Nwhich I am holding in my hand...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.06,0:02:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and personally ferry it\Nacross the water to England...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.12,0:02:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mail it to you myself.\NThat's how much I care.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.72,0:02:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What postal strike?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.44,0:02:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.63,0:02:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think\Nthat kind of language...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.94,0:02:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is necessary, Mr. Brogan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.84,0:02:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Understandable, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.55,0:02:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what you're saying...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.07,0:02:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that if I don't come up with\Nthe money in three weeks...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.81,0:03:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will foreclose\Nand take over Castle Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.62,0:03:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.53,0:03:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you heard of the quality\Nof mercy, Mr. Brogan?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.97,0:03:18.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't read\Nyour Shakespeare, Mr. Brogan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.87,0:03:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.46,0:03:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.91,0:03:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taking the easy way out.\NYou naughty boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.60,0:03:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, this is not easy.\NIt is very, very difficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.34,0:03:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because you haven't got\Na guest in the place...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.61,0:03:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in hock\Nto that fellow Brogan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.53,0:03:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father's so worried,\Nhe's tearing his hair out!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.76,0:03:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, father has been dead\Nfor a decade.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.20,0:03:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what about\Nyour grandmother?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.89,0:03:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you think she feels?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.75,0:03:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother,\Ngrandmother is dead, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.96,0:03:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's still upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.52,0:03:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well.\NI apologize profoundly...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.15,0:03:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the ghosts of my ancestors...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.07,0:04:00.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for making a mess\Nof their ancestral home.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.11,0:04:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.26,0:04:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.94,0:04:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many ghosts are there here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.42,0:04:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Great Auntie Nana\Nand Uncle Toby...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.19,0:04:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that nice\NElizabethan lady...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.16,0:04:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the nun who was walled\Ninto the closet...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.07,0:04:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Oliver's bastard, who never\Ncame out of the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.88,0:04:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What, darling?\N- What a wonderful idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.88,0:04:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What, darling?\N- Ghosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.92,0:04:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ghosts?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.03,0:04:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ghosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.84,0:04:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A wonderful tourist attraction.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.84,0:04:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katie!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.31,0:04:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katie, take this down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.37,0:04:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Castle Plunkett...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.58,0:05:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the superbly-restored edifice\Nin the heart...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.42,0:05:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the incomparably beautiful\NIrish countryside.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.45,0:05:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also known to be\Nthe most haunted place...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.42,0:05:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the Emerald Isle!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.28,0:05:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, the dead\Noutnumber the living!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.67,0:05:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This castle contains\Nmore ghouls, ghosties...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.93,0:05:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,long-leggedy beasties...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.56,0:05:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and things\Nthat go bump in the night...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.61,0:05:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than on any other place\Nin this revolving, revolting...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.13,0:05:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maggot-spinning earth!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.98,0:05:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can promise you\Nbanshees, pookas...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.65,0:05:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ghouls of all descriptions.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.31,0:05:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one thing we won't promise\Nis a good night's sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.76,0:05:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no bloody ghosts here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.58,0:05:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, but there will be.\NWe'll invent them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.27,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Mr. Wilson...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.90,0:05:51.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the accommodations\Nare strictly modern...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.85,0:05:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so far, the renovations\Nhave been consistent...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.35,0:05:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with maintaining\Nthe ectoplasmic ambience...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.43,0:05:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Castle Plunkett and environs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.43,0:06:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Illusion.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.76,0:06:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, Katie, for instance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.59,0:06:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You high on a wire would be\Nmagnificent as a flying banshee.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.72,0:06:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little dry rot,\Nselective damp...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.60,0:06:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some fungus here and there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.40,0:06:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ghosts need\Nsuch things to exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.76,0:06:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.59,0:06:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patricia, you could be...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.08,0:06:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mermaid!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.36,0:06:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or Lady Godiva.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.00,0:06:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anybody dead down there?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.60,0:06:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only the corpse, Eamon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.11,0:06:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the shaggin' hell\Nare you doin' up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.38,0:06:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genius. Pure genius.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.43,0:06:42.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just you wait till they see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.79,0:06:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bloody hand to the front...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.22,0:06:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bloody feet at the rear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.67,0:06:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, what in the name of God\Nis that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.81,0:06:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not doin'\Nthe "African Queen."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.51,0:07:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you get me the shaggin'\Nfish I asked you for?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.53,0:07:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smile, Katie!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to smile!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.92,0:07:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Americans\Nare coming tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.78,0:07:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Eamon, you little genius,\None more time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.85,0:07:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready, steady, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.72,0:07:34.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.38,0:07:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a little champagne.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.08,0:07:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To us, to Ireland...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.54,0:07:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your homeland.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.98,0:07:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Loch Ness Monster,\Nguys in skirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.77,0:07:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Scotland, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.88,0:07:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.43,0:07:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Christ!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.89,0:07:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jack.\NI've just taken two Valium...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now you're trying\Nto drown me in champagne.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.59,0:07:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God. Next thing you know,\Nyou'll want to have sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.32,0:08:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma'am?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.80,0:08:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little champagne?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.42,0:08:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I suppose sex\Nis out of the question?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.71,0:08:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I should be\Nthe tart on the horse...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.79,0:08:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you should be\Nthe hag in the tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.77,0:08:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I should go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.72,0:08:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just give me that hair back!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.31,0:09:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bon voyage!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.52,0:09:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On our left,\Nwe have the Houghlin Bog...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.46,0:09:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,home to more grisly\Nand gruesome murders...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.79,0:09:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than any comparable spot\Nin the universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.96,0:09:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fierce,\Nfighting O'Flahertys...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.20,0:09:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would pile down from\Nthe Knockmealdown Mountains...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.70,0:09:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pillage and rape\Nwomen and children.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.38,0:09:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have children here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.76,0:09:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Christian brothers\Nwere known to berserk...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.93,0:09:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the occasional sheep or goat.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.71,0:09:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, within the confines\Nof Castle Plunkett itself...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.94,0:09:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we come to the infamous\NWailing Willow...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.24,0:09:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from which the Brogan Banshee...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.64,0:09:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is reported to wail and howl\Nfrom time to time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.74,0:09:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're comin', Katie!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.20,0:09:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get ready to show them\Nall you have!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.57,0:09:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scare the Jesus out of 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.43,0:09:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howl, Katie, howl!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.32,0:10:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howl like a banshee!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.88,0:10:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wave the life out of 'em!\NWave your arms!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.04,0:10:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.88,0:10:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop the bus!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.04,0:10:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.64,0:10:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Driver!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.34,0:10:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.40,0:10:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lady\Non the luggage rack!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.36,0:10:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a lady!\NI'm a banshee!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.18,0:10:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a banshee\Non the luggage rack!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.88,0:10:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the banshee's howling\Nbrings forth...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.30,0:10:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the restless spirit\Nof Lady Amelia...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.20,0:10:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,risen from her grave, riding\Nnaked on her magical mount!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.12,0:10:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hands and heels now, Patricia!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.28,0:10:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.14,0:10:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.44,0:11:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.68,0:11:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, mummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.43,0:11:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The things I do for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.16,0:11:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deeply appreciated.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.07,0:11:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.43,0:11:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't panic!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.81,0:11:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean,\N"don't panic"?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.62,0:11:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to me!\NDon't panic!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.92,0:11:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.07,0:11:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's amphibious,\Nor so I'm told.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.80,0:12:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.\NThis is the end of the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.86,0:12:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best foot forward, Katie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.88,0:12:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Castle Plunkett!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.24,0:12:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are most heartily welcomed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.49,0:12:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies, gentlemen, children...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.52,0:12:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you appear to be a trifle moist.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.96,0:12:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May I?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.90,0:12:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening, boys,\Nyoung lady...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.88,0:12:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Crawford,\NMrs. Crawford, Mrs. Clay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.51,0:12:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Plunkett, what is\Nthis whiting in a glaze?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.80,0:12:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that would be a lovely\Nwhiting with bread crumbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.91,0:12:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the whiting au nature?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.18,0:13:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boiled whiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.39,0:13:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what's\Nthe whiting vapor stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.57,0:13:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That, my dear young one, would\Nbe whiting, steamed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.55,0:13:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.31,0:13:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whiting bordeaux?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.72,0:13:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very witty, Mr. Clay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.07,0:13:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Mom. You've got us here.\NNow where are these ghosts?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.92,0:13:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! I wanna see one now!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.75,0:13:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.19,0:13:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid there are\Nno ghosts here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.14,0:13:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cynic, Mr. Clay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.76,0:13:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, a parapsychologist...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.20,0:13:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.83,0:13:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duke University.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.72,0:13:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A para-what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.15,0:13:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A parapsychologist.\NAn expert in ghosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.84,0:13:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give the parapsychologist\Na drink, Katie.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.93,0:13:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whiting bisque, madame?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.39,0:13:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.02,0:13:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for you, father?\NThe whiting bisque?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.22,0:14:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I was seeing this guy, and\Nhe's a devil worshipper, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.31,0:14:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's a hairdresser,\Nreally...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.74,0:14:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he devil worships\Non the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.44,0:14:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We booked this dumb tour\N'cause he likes ghosts...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.76,0:14:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corpses, dead gerbils,\Nthat kind of thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.42,0:14:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he ran off\Nwith this Buddhist monk.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.17,0:14:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, how was I supposed\Nto know he was gay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.32,0:14:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what about you?\NAre you gay, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.24,0:14:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not, but I'm chaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.95,0:14:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding.\NTrick question.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.55,0:14:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.43,0:14:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I thought\NI'd take a vacation here...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.40,0:14:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Isle of Saints...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.94,0:14:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I take my final vows\Nas a sort of spiritual treat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.01,0:14:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Retreat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.26,0:14:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Well, I've kind of\Ntaken a vow myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.97,0:14:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've sworn off men\Nfor a while, at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.74,0:14:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're not a priest yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.11,0:14:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Not yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.12,0:14:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here's to keeping\Nour vows.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.47,0:15:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.16,0:15:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.03,0:15:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.40,0:15:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My great-great-great-great-\Ngreat-great-grandcousin.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.11,0:15:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She died right here in\NCastle Plunkett 200 years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.46,0:15:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She couldn't take\Nthe whiting, either?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.03,0:15:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Levity is out of place,\NMrs. Crawford.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.68,0:15:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was murdered\Non her wedding night...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.07,0:15:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the hand of her\Nnewly wedded husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.33,0:15:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I remember
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.96,0:15:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All friends linked together
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.04,0:16:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen around me
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.74,0:16:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fall like leaves in wintry snow
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.71,0:16:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't I just\Ngive you both here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.24,0:16:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can get the change later.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.96,0:16:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lovely music.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.20,0:16:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.51,0:16:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some banquet-hall
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.82,0:16:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deserted
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.89,0:16:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose lights are fled
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.55,0:16:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose garlands dead
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.59,0:16:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all but he departed
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.89,0:16:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thus in the stilly night
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.20,0:16:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ere slumber's chain
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.12,0:16:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has bound me
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.35,0:16:46.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fond memory brings the light
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.95,0:16:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, everybody's singing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.25,0:16:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.58,0:16:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.19,0:17:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A full moon has risen\Nabove Houghlin Bog.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.58,0:17:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those of you\Nwith nervous dispositions...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.50,0:17:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would do well\Nto protect yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.80,0:17:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lock your windows,\Nbolt your doors...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.04,0:17:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say your prayers...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.73,0:17:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for tonight,\Nthey may be walking abroad...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.80,0:17:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the cluricanes,\Nthe banshees, and the pookas.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.12,0:17:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night.\NSleep well, if you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.73,0:17:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you dare!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.96,0:17:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.81,0:17:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did they all go?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.73,0:17:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ask.\NThey might come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.94,0:17:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if there are\Nany ghosts in this castle...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.86,0:18:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope to God they put on\Na better show than this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.36,0:18:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was pretty scary, huh, kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.44,0:18:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you see\N'"Nightmare on Elm Street"?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.64,0:18:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.23,0:18:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scared the shit out of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.04,0:18:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Phase Two.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.89,0:18:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katie, banshee time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.43,0:18:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julia, where's me bandages?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.80,0:18:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's hard to get\Na significant C.R. Reading...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.17,0:18:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when there is no observed\Ndeviation to be measured.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.20,0:18:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid that this is going\Nto be the most pitiful scam...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.47,0:18:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is not even\Na dress hanger in the dump.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.40,0:18:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malky.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.58,0:18:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me the nightie\Nyou bought me at the duty-free.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.74,0:18:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.75,0:18:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Bugbear.\NOh, take this, would you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.01,0:18:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unexpected random fluctuations\Nof the standard deviation...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.30,0:19:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would need to exceed 2.33 for it\Nto be conceived as significant.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.20,0:19:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we have\Na very impressive sight indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.96,0:19:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the winning Hereford bull\Nowned by Mr. Lynch...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.54,0:19:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's won the competition\Nfor the third year in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.70,0:19:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mind you,\Nthe competition we saw today...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.39,0:19:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was of a very\Nhigh quality indeed...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.15,0:19:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the judges\Nhad a very difficult task.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.63,0:19:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, these days,\Nthe judges emphasize grooming...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.28,0:19:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.80,0:19:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Major jet lag.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.94,0:19:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.99,0:19:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe in ghosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.20,0:19:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.07,0:19:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, Miranda.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.28,0:19:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can stop it now,\Nbecause really, I'm not scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.59,0:20:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more time, my Katie, and\Ngive the window a little tap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.86,0:20:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tap it yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.10,0:20:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Away, Little John.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.13,0:20:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it!\NLook at me, you bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.99,0:20:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.36,0:20:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you aren't in bed in three\Nseconds, you are grounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.98,0:20:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we haven't seen a ghost yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.35,0:20:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not whistlin' Dixie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.62,0:21:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.51,0:21:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.75,0:21:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, somebody help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.18,0:21:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's he goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.87,0:21:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.39,0:21:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I'm coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.96,0:21:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Brother Tony, help me!\N- I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.00,0:21:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You have to make it stop!\N- All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.47,0:21:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like it at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.39,0:21:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Brother Tony! Jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.79,0:21:28.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.07,0:21:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Tony!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.31,0:21:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony!\NDo something!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.04,0:21:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't just lay there,\Ndo something!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.96,0:21:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like what?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.43,0:21:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exorcise it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.45,0:21:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a priest, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.99,0:21:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about a little something\Nfrom "Revelations"?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.48,0:21:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Revelations"?\N- "Revelations."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.03,0:21:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"And I saw an angel..."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.79,0:21:48.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.07,0:21:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't leave me!\NWe're going to die!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.10,0:21:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're going to kill us!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.95,0:22:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A change in the humidity\Nand you will turn blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.52,0:22:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to me, Bugbear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.43,0:22:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make me a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.95,0:22:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My love.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.96,0:22:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's the most pathetic\Ndisplay that I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.63,0:22:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.94,0:22:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that?\NA 45-degree semisilver mirror?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.58,0:22:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Eamon.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.07,0:22:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sword!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.83,0:22:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.99,0:22:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell something burning, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.43,0:22:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.19,0:22:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many times\Ndo I have to tell you "no"?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.27,0:22:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm exhausted.\NWe are not making love tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.50,0:23:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just saw a ghost!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.78,0:23:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the most pathetic excuse\Nfor sex I have ever heard!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.33,0:23:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I say I'm too tired,\Nthen I'm too tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.41,0:23:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.63,0:23:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I need to take\Ntwo more Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.31,0:23:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My God, he's got my underwear!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.85,0:23:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, very nice!\NA pervert ghost!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.67,0:23:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm, the children!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.95,0:23:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Marge.\NI'll handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.55,0:23:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get away from the children!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.99,0:23:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.75,0:23:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Supernatural, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.41,0:23:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds pretty solid to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.14,0:23:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind me, children!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.29,0:23:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you threaten\Nmy family?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.75,0:23:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's real, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.16,0:23:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you real!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.92,0:23:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother of God!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.34,0:23:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could've shaggin' killed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.68,0:24:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if we made love\Nmore often...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.63,0:24:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't need\Nyour stupid pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.47,0:24:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do not take that Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.27,0:24:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon,\Ndo not take that Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.25,0:24:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you listen to me\Nfor once in your life?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.49,0:24:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.06,0:24:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not working!\NWe have to stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.33,0:24:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to try something else!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.40,0:24:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.35,0:24:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to that poor ghost?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.26,0:25:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.15,0:25:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plunkett! You phony! You fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.89,0:25:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julia! Oh, how's my poor...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.38,0:25:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little demon children!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.97,0:25:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.30,0:25:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the brochure says,\Nit's the unpredictability...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.19,0:25:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of spirits that causes problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.43,0:25:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I would like to apologize\Nfor any minor inconvenience.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.60,0:25:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the most pitiful\Nsupernatural sham...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.42,0:25:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I've ever encountered!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.60,0:25:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will get better,\NI assure you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.01,0:25:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.15,0:25:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are leaving\Ntomorrow morning, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.94,0:25:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, my dear woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.65,0:25:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I intruding?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.31,0:25:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just give the poor ghosts\Na little time.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.39,0:25:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're history, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.27,0:26:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't we look on tonight\Nas a kind of dress rehearsal?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.87,0:26:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're finished, Plunkett!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.27,0:26:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to personally expose\Nthis pathetic fraud!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.17,0:26:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are laws, sir,\Nagainst people like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.05,0:26:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge, children, we're leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.11,0:26:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe Jim Brogan'll\Ngive us another chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.39,0:26:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim Brogan? What's Jim Brogan\Ngot to do with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.46,0:26:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has the mortgage\Non the place...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.38,0:26:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we've only got\Ntwo weeks left...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.95,0:26:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he's gonna\Nthrow us out.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.61,0:26:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, I'm very tired.\NI'd like to go to bed now.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.75,0:26:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now!\N- Just wait a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.26,0:26:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on here,\NMr. Plunkett?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.78,0:26:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we told a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.30,0:26:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone lies once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.05,0:26:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Katie isn't a ghost...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.03,0:26:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Julia still\Nhas her head on...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.56,0:26:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Eamon isn't a mummy...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.83,0:26:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the castle isn't haunted,\Nbut what of that?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.32,0:26:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you have\Nto ask yourselves is...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.14,0:26:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why did we do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.01,0:26:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did it because\Nwe love this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.48,0:27:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every little\Nworm-eaten brick...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.78,0:27:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every little rotting\Nnook and cranny.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.95,0:27:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why should you Americans care\Nif I lose my home?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.58,0:27:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Castle Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.49,0:27:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the villagers lose\Ntheir only means of employment?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.10,0:27:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Katie.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.63,0:27:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, let's go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.95,0:27:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I care, Mr. Plunkett.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.06,0:27:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I care.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.11,0:27:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim Brogan is my father-in-law,\Nso I'm involved in this.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.23,0:27:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Jim Brogan's daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.02,0:27:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, my name's Brogan.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.66,0:27:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might as well tell you...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.26,0:27:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there won't be any\Nextensions on your mortgage.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.18,0:27:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, not after\Ntonight's performance.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.52,0:27:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.67,0:27:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy asked me\Nto check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.46,0:27:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, this ghost business\Nwas too ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.51,0:28:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you came to sabotage us?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.28,0:28:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did perfectly all right\Nall by yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.30,0:28:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't have to lift a finger.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.67,0:28:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, are you coming?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.99,0:28:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I don't know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.59,0:28:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.50,0:28:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.90,0:28:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For what it's worth,\NI think this place is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.72,0:28:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the ghost in the bedroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.72,0:28:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were the banshee\Non the luggage rack.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.30,0:28:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, hey, wait a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.47,0:29:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy wants this place.\NHe's always wanted it.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.16,0:29:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was born here.\NHe hates the Plunketts.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.63,0:29:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.78,0:29:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?\NDaddy hates most people.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.22,0:29:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you lied to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.72,0:29:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You used our second honeymoon\Nfor Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.99,0:29:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, it's business.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.14,0:29:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's business?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.86,0:29:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously, a word\Nyou're not familiar with.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.52,0:29:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.71,0:29:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.14,0:29:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you\Nto lose your castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.75,0:29:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to my father-in-law,\Nhe's a son of a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.57,0:29:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my dear fellow,\Nyou're too kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.26,0:29:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's an unlovely combination...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.85,0:29:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a son of a bitch\Nand a rat's knackers.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.88,0:29:53.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's a rat's knackers?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.87,0:29:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an unholy trinity\Nof a muckraker, a gobshite...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:59.66,0:30:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a hoor's melt.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:04.14,0:30:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy's a dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.02,0:30:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.36,0:30:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like a drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.86,0:30:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I had one.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.30,0:30:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean a real drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.17,0:30:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Upsy-daisy.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.55,0:30:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My father's brew.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.47,0:31:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.88,0:31:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the bad side...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.31,0:31:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta look at the good side.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.46,0:31:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's constantly...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.48,0:31:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's two sides\Nto every story.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.99,0:31:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The milk of human kindness,\NSharon.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.71,0:31:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three little words,\Nevery once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.79,0:31:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't cost anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.06,0:31:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"I love you."
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.40,0:31:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit. Wrong room.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.43,0:31:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our room's not this nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.91,0:32:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, Martin!\N- It's not what you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.31,0:32:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, Martin. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.14,0:32:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.15,0:32:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the girl in the painting!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.26,0:32:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, you wee harlot.\N- No, Martin!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.86,0:32:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the one in the painting.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.42,0:32:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll tup with no one!\NCome here, lovey!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.11,0:32:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.43,0:32:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a great act.\NReal bruises, too, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.11,0:32:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.27,0:32:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, pal, you should've\Ndone this earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.51,0:32:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you could've\Nsaved the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.88,0:32:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.35,0:32:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, there's no one!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.75,0:32:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.67,0:32:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, there's no one!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.91,0:32:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks real!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.99,0:32:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, there's no one!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.82,0:32:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks a little rough, but real.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.38,0:32:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't I believe ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.92,0:33:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.32,0:33:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, she wouldn't die,\Nnot with a lie on her lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.03,0:33:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.20,0:33:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You killed her.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.42,0:33:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.70,0:33:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you, you killed her.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.17,0:33:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.19,0:33:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.47,0:33:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you do?\NShe's a mess!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.43,0:33:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a trap door down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.16,0:34:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, Martin!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.38,0:34:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you wee harlot.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.98,0:34:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Martin. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.64,0:34:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duck!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.02,0:34:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't tup with me, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.45,0:34:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.60,0:34:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The party's over, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.29,0:34:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take your hands off the girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.98,0:34:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you're gonna be...\NOK, pal!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.58,0:34:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.11,0:34:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! Where is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.02,0:34:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, there's no one.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.62,0:34:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.18,0:34:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?\NShe's a beautiful woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.14,0:34:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a beautiful woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.15,0:34:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, there's no one!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.34,0:34:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, why don't I believe ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.12,0:34:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hit.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.06,0:34:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.06,0:34:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dirty rotten...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.10,0:34:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.24,0:34:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he missed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.90,0:35:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, she wouldn't die,\Nnot with a lie on her lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.40,0:35:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.26,0:35:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:12.23,0:35:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.30,0:35:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Mary Plunkett.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.31,0:35:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.42,0:35:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an act.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.12,0:35:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an act. Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.20,0:35:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I thank you?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.74,0:35:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For what?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.34,0:35:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For your selflessness.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.54,0:35:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't do... I don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.75,0:35:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I thank you?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.16,0:35:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.25,0:35:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I thank you?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.98,0:35:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.79,0:35:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't go.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.07,0:35:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you have to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.94,0:36:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel good.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.98,0:36:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, I think I'm going crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.73,0:36:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta know. Did you...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.64,0:36:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you ever love me?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.80,0:37:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see if those pills\Nreally work.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.30,0:37:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've had a good life.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.00,0:37:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.06,0:37:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.46,0:37:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.62,0:38:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning, darling.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.70,0:38:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning, Lavinia.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:19.66,0:38:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, our son is an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.27,0:38:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've known that for years.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.19,0:38:28.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't we, darling?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.46,0:38:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this time,\Nhe has surpassed himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.24,0:38:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ghosts are furious.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.87,0:38:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.02,0:38:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they've heard that\Nthat Jim Brogan fellow...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.26,0:38:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is going to move the castle\Nto Malibu.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.22,0:38:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.10,0:38:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that sunshine,\Nand all those movies stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.58,0:38:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No respectable ghost\Nwould live in California.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.87,0:38:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, they're Irish.\NWhat would they do there?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.95,0:38:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, if only I hadn't died.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.93,0:38:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of this\Nwould ever have happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.34,0:38:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you did die,\Ndidn't you, darling?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.93,0:38:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what are\Nwe gonna do about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.34,0:39:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of my hands.\NThey won't listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.50,0:39:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're going\Nto give those Americans...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.94,0:39:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly what they came here for.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.44,0:39:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Serve 'em right.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.74,0:39:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.83,0:39:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is what it feels like.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.13,0:39:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a hangover.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.51,0:39:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.43,0:39:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter, wake up.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.95,0:39:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Yanks are leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.03,0:39:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.62,0:39:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as I'm dead,\NI might as well tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.19,0:39:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got all the warmth\Nof a penguin on an iceberg.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.35,0:40:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a dwarf.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.54,0:40:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd better clean\Nthose choppers real good...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.99,0:40:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can chew up\Nthe next jerk who comes along.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.57,0:40:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.78,0:40:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but if I were you...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.97,0:40:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't make\Nany long-range plans.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.70,0:40:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, Jack. Now I've got\Na massive migraine coming on.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.50,0:40:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My B-complex level\Nis rock bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.65,0:40:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, look...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.27,0:40:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.35,0:40:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, I think...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.30,0:40:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get packed, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.80,0:40:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, you took a Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.54,0:40:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.92,0:40:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you have\Nfor your breakfast, little boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.97,0:40:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some tan fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.30,0:40:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a nice change.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.48,0:40:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said this place\Nis a nightmare, Daddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.86,0:40:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, I sound strange.\NI'm depressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.10,0:40:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody hates me.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.02,0:40:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, last night,\NJack slept on the floor...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.16,0:40:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when he woke up,\Nhe said he was dead...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.37,0:41:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that I was a dwarf\Nand that I had buck teeth...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.86,0:41:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you know\Nhow self-conscious I am...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.34,0:41:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about those things,\Nthis is all your fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.35,0:41:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate you!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.78,0:41:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss Crawford?\NAre you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.85,0:41:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think that I'm colder\Nthan a penguin on an iceberg?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.14,0:41:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Well, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.99,0:41:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you see, actually,\Npenguins are a lot warmer...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.94,0:41:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than people\Ngive them credit for.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.50,0:41:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.46,0:41:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't... don't tell my wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:36.62,0:41:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, not that I did anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.49,0:41:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you hear me, Sharon?\NSharon, get on this phone!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.51,0:41:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you talk to me, Sharon?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.83,0:42:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're real.\NI mean, you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.10,0:42:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a real ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.59,0:42:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to thank you\Nfor what you did last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.18,0:42:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.62,0:42:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.83,0:42:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gave me my first moment\Nof peace in near 200 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.58,0:42:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be in your debt\Nfor eternity, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.88,0:43:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was nothing, and you\Ndon't have to call me sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.57,0:43:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can I call ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.16,0:43:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Sir Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.66,0:43:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.71,0:43:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lovely dress.\N- My wedding dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.02,0:43:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is my wedding day.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.12,0:43:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight, he'll murder me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.23,0:43:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get murdered every night?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:26.06,0:43:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every night until last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.35,0:43:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.86,0:43:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That depends on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.26,0:43:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why me?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.60,0:43:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your love broke the chain,\Ncrossed the boundaries...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:38.28,0:43:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, hold on!\NYou can't depend on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.58,0:43:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody can depend on me.\NMy wife would never understand...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.95,0:43:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, twasn't love, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.06,0:43:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, we hardly know each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.46,0:43:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I gotta go!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.70,0:43:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't go, Jack!\N- I gotta, I just... look...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.52,0:43:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to forget me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.22,0:43:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I want!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:59.98,0:44:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.00,0:44:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.48,0:44:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's flying!\NLook at him!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.94,0:44:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me roof!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.84,0:45:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.39,0:45:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So all the snakes\Nweren't driven out of Ireland.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.71,0:45:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- The snakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.90,0:45:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"To die; to sleep no more;\Nand by a sleep to say we end..."
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.59,0:45:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter! They changed their minds!\NThey're staying!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.01,0:46:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a God.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.04,0:46:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, would your name\Nconceivably be Jack?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.53,0:46:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back, dear guests!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.79,0:46:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me be the first\Nto apologize...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.26,0:46:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for our temperamental\NIrish weather.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.30,0:46:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, Plunkett.\NCall us a cab.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.00,0:46:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly, Mr. Clay.\NImmediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.46,0:46:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deepest regrets,\Nthe phones are dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.24,0:46:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The storm\Nmust've knocked them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.79,0:46:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're all together\Nfor one more night.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:58.15,0:47:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems that we're becoming\None big, happy family.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.50,0:47:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Mr. P.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.56,0:47:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plunkett!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.78,0:47:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather walk into town\Nin this suit of armor...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.34,0:47:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and spend a night in a stable...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.94,0:47:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than to spend one more second\Nin this hell hole!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.50,0:47:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge! Children!\NWe're leaving!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.83,0:47:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.05,0:47:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.35,0:47:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.67,0:47:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.10,0:47:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm, can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.81,0:47:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please,\Nlet him be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.02,0:47:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear God.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.78,0:47:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plunkett, this is your doing!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.53,0:47:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.68,0:48:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I think we could stay\None more night.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.36,0:48:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mother Mary...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.31,0:48:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Brigid...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:04.10,0:48:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please don't let me marry him.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.54,0:48:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please release me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.86,0:48:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't love Martin,\Nand I never will.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:11.08,0:48:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mother Mary,\NSaint Brigid...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.93,0:48:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please don't let me marry him.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:16.36,0:48:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please release me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.93,0:48:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't love Martin.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.63,0:48:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mother Mary,\NSaint Brigid...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.09,0:48:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please don't let me marry him.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.46,0:48:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please release me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.50,0:48:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mother Mary...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:34.70,0:48:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Jesus,\Nwhat happened to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.19,0:48:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ran into a little wind.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.08,0:48:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:40.23,0:48:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be the spirits\Nin the castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.18,0:48:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.35,0:48:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.18,0:48:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm praying to Saint Brigid...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.03,0:48:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to release me\Nfrom me marriage vows.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.02,0:48:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, this is\Ntoo psychotic for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.80,0:48:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I mean, look...\N- Saint Brigid...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.91,0:48:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm as up for\Na good nervous breakdown...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.67,0:49:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as anybody, really,\Nbut this is too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:00.46,0:49:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I get here yesterday...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.61,0:49:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my marriage collapses,\Nthen I save a ghost...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.56,0:49:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from being murdered\Nby another ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.94,0:49:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you think about it,\Nthat makes no sense at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.69,0:49:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I fly through the air,\Nhit a tree...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.15,0:49:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Renaldo the talking horse\Nhere...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.28,0:49:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leads me to... -
Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.90,0:49:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the most beautiful...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:21.32,0:49:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ghost that I've ever seen\Nin my...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.66,0:49:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, when you took\NMartin's sword in my stead...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.40,0:49:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you broke the cursed chain\Nthat has bound me for 200 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:36.30,0:49:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What cursed chain?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.96,0:49:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me marriage to Martin Brogan\Nwas arranged by me father.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.05,0:49:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not love him.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.42,0:49:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had warts,\Nand his feet stank.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:49.32,0:49:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On my wedding night,\NI refused to be tupped by him.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.12,0:49:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tupped?\N- Tupped.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.17,0:50:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:01.61,0:50:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.14,0:50:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He thought I loved another...\Nthough I did not.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:08.04,0:50:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in a jealous fury,\Nhe did me to death!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.86,0:50:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, every day for me\Nis the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:19.94,0:50:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I get murdered\None more time, I'll scream.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.59,0:50:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who'd want to be a ghost?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:25.54,0:50:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are what we are.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:29.45,0:50:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... this Marty stank?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.52,0:50:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, and he squished.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.72,0:50:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He squished?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.42,0:50:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squished.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.79,0:50:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he squished!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.62,0:50:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.58,0:50:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you love a man\Nwho belched but didn't squish?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.50,0:50:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could love you,\NSir Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.32,0:50:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you loved me,\Nthe miracle could happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:59.85,0:51:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.77,0:51:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cannot do this.\NI am married.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:03.50,0:51:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you don't love me.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.96,0:51:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I didn't say that.\N- Then I am doomed forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.51,0:51:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even now Martin dons his\Ngarments, sharpens his knife.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.47,0:51:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good-bye, Sir Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.39,0:51:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, you're a ghost.\NI'm an American.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.76,0:51:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would never work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.04,0:51:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mother Mary.\NSaint Colum...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.60,0:51:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, look, I don't want you\Nto get murdered again.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.61,0:51:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that my wife... if she\Nfound out, she'd murder me!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.27,0:51:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, is that you?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.50,0:51:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I don't know what happened\Nto me, but I feel zonked.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.57,0:51:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got pains all over my body.\NCould you rub my back?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.89,0:51:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, go on, Jack.\NI won't bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:59.14,0:52:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, you never did it\Nlike that before.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.14,0:52:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Patrick.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.08,0:52:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Jude.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:11.05,0:52:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Columcille.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.12,0:52:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Hocks McGorrick.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.65,0:52:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey! What...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.39,0:52:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, what is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.12,0:52:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where have you been?\NThere was a man in my bathtub!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.03,0:52:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A big giant man, gigantic...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.76,0:52:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's scrubbing my back,\Nand it felt good!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.74,0:52:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should've known it wasn't you!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.28,0:52:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had warts all over his hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.72,0:52:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, with warts.\NYeah, that's Martin.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:37.51,0:52:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who's Martin?\N- He's a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.02,0:52:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's a what?\N- He's a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.68,0:52:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He murders his wife every night.\NOther than that...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.63,0:52:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's pretty harmless,\Nsweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.94,0:52:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out!\N- Honey, l...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.13,0:52:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart, look...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:46.41,0:52:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, you're...\NHoney, really...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.42,0:52:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.86,0:52:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, we've gotta talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.90,0:53:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you OK, honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:00.39,0:53:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:02.34,0:53:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.79,0:53:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.99,0:53:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to check this place out.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.99,0:53:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something smells\Nvery wrong here.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.87,0:53:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.54,0:53:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It smells like... burnt rubber.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.93,0:53:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.56,0:53:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To right, right.\NTo left, left.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.80,0:53:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you believe this?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.08,0:53:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only four channels!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.00,0:53:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cables must be unplugged.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.54,0:53:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no cable.\NThis is it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.39,0:53:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell ya.\NThis place sucks the big one.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.54,0:53:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fingers together...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.03,0:53:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wendy!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.23,0:54:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.59,0:54:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woody!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.55,0:54:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the TV, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.57,0:54:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You horrible little children!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.38,0:54:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eternity's a big commitment.\NYou know, it's a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.78,0:54:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta take things one step\Nat a time. That's the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:35.34,0:54:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do love her, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.18,0:54:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I guess I do.\NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.78,0:54:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the problem then?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.92,0:54:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a ghost!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.04,0:54:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's dead. I'm alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.62,0:54:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know all this?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.03,0:54:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm married to one.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.27,0:54:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Won't you join us...\Nfor a drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:59.78,0:55:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I could use a drink.\NYeah, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.14,0:55:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.74,0:55:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do beseech thee\Nto help me in this...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.71,0:55:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my hour of need.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.14,0:55:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cleanse me of these\Nimpure thoughts I have...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.70,0:55:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this woman... Miranda.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.18,0:55:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.59,0:55:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:49.54,0:55:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get the message!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.62,0:55:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.69,0:56:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony,\Nare you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.72,0:57:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony,\Nwhat are you doing in the pool?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.20,0:57:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Lord works\Nin mysterious ways.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.36,0:57:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,True love can move mountains.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.97,0:57:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but it can't\Nbring the dead back to life.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.20,0:57:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it can,\Non All Hallows' Eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.78,0:57:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Halloween.\NThat's tomorrow night.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.47,0:57:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the spirit moves,\Nand the flesh is willing...
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.31,0:57:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the juices flow,\Nand the skelping is mighty.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.26,0:57:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's skelping?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.83,0:57:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a ghost term.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.99,0:57:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:51.59,0:57:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mustn't go too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.90,0:57:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.38,0:58:31.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, it's you!\N- Whom were you expecting?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.94,0:58:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plunkett, those fake ghosts\Nwere one thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.06,0:58:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is entirely different,\Nisn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.40,0:58:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there something wrong\Nwith your room?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.87,0:58:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something wrong with my room?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.34,0:58:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking\Nabout, ghosts?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:39.98,0:58:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The brochure...\N- Damn the brochure!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:41.93,0:58:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're talking\Nreal, live spirits here!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:44.36,0:58:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How can you explain this?\N- The weather.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:46.41,0:58:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come off it, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.78,0:58:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you understand?\NHe wants us here.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.85,0:58:54.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knows it's the only way\Nhe can keep this dump.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.82,0:58:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know about\Nthe rest of you...
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.42,0:59:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, Plunkett,\Nyou haven't fooled me at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.23,0:59:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been fooled.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.86,0:59:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me, too.\N- I've been very fooled.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.72,0:59:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Explain this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:06.89,0:59:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"A ghost may not tup\Nwith a human."
Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.13,0:59:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this means a ghost cannot\Nmake love with a human being.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.04,0:59:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.84,0:59:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's Mary?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.50,0:59:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's this Mary?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.68,0:59:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a woman.\NShe's a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.12,0:59:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't start\Nthis ghost stuff again.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.00,0:59:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's someone I care about.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:26.70,0:59:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's funny how you can care.\NI think I'm falling...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.68,0:59:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, don't stand there\Nand tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:29.96,0:59:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you're having an affair\Nwith a goddamn ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.72,0:59:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.87,0:59:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.\NYour lawyer, my lawyer...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.95,0:59:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I hope the ghost\Nhas a lawyer...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:36.30,0:59:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I want to meet him.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.51,0:59:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here she is!\NThis is Mary.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.46,0:59:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, Martin!\N- Mary the ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.38,0:59:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you wee harlot!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.75,0:59:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Martin!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.29,0:59:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Martin the ghost!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.70,0:59:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the man\Nthat was in my bathtub!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.71,0:59:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, he's gonna come over here\Nand throw her on the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.86,0:59:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's gigantic.\N- That's Martin the ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.26,0:59:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're having problems\Nin their relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:54.66,0:59:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Jack, we're having problems\Nin our relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:56.55,0:59:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come here!\N- Honey...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.12,0:59:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta see this.\NCome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:59.66,1:00:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna run after her\Nand throw her against the wall.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.17,1:00:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.58,1:00:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes, there is.\NMy husband!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.95,1:00:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he throws her over there.\NThis is the bad part here.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.54,1:00:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Martin, there's no one!\N- Why don't I believe ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.50,1:00:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Please, don't!\N- Honey.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.54,1:00:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You can't just kick a ghost.\N- Did you see that?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.34,1:00:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look what you did.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.40,1:00:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, Mary!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.49,1:00:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.34,1:00:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.88,1:00:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.77,1:00:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did you know that?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.69,1:00:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The minute I saw ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.18,1:00:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The minute I knew I loved you...
Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.93,1:00:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your love must be true.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.33,1:00:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.58,1:00:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It must withstand all obstacles.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.97,1:00:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:46.50,1:00:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mary, my darlin'.\NWhat have I done to ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.38,1:00:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.54,1:00:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a dirty trick,\Nwasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.50,1:00:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:57.80,1:00:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kicking me\Nright in the bahoggies.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.85,1:01:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you were gonna stab your\Nwife with a sword, you pig.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.96,1:01:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot, that's no big thing.\NI do it every night.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.91,1:01:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I suppose watching\Nother men's wives...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.51,1:01:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the bathtub\Nis no big deal, either.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:08.30,1:01:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure it's a grand thing\Nif the wife happens to be you.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.62,1:01:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dirty peeping tom.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.60,1:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me name is not Thomas.\NIt's Martin.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.97,1:01:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mary.\NI'm sorry, darlin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.35,1:01:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done to ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.15,1:01:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:27.62,1:01:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, give us\Na wee scub before...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.97,1:01:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not again.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.57,1:01:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a wily vixen,\Naren't ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.38,1:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.26,1:01:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, what have I done?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:38.12,1:01:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, what a woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:42.70,1:01:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not so bad yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.02,1:01:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's skelping?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:51.30,1:01:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skelping.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.11,1:01:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is skelping.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:29.00,1:02:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's nasty.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.02,1:02:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't nice?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.86,1:02:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.50,1:02:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was very, very nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.26,1:02:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, Mary.\NWait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.95,1:02:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't just skelp me\Nand leave me.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:46.12,1:02:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't help it.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.91,1:02:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skelping takes\Na lot out of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.64,1:02:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Mary, l...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.23,1:02:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be in the chamber\Nmidnight tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.26,1:03:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what's wrong\Nwith the Americans?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.81,1:03:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong\Nwith these Americans?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:13.13,1:03:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One night\Nthey're desperate to leave...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.46,1:03:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next night\Nyou can't get rid of them.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:18.70,1:03:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day they hate the whiting...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:20.97,1:03:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next day, they have\Nto have all five courses.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.71,1:03:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you break your back...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.34,1:03:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to give them the ghosts\Nyou thought they wanted...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.62,1:03:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they scream at you, and when\Nyou throw the towel in...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.08,1:03:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they scream even louder.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:33.06,1:03:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They see spooks everywhere...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.10,1:03:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spooks in the bathroom,\Nspooks under the bed.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.52,1:03:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't they know\Nwhen the joke is over?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.13,1:03:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They cower well enough.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.54,1:03:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is going on here?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.94,1:03:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eamon, why are chunks\Nof masonry floating about?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.61,1:04:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Plunkett...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.17,1:04:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think there's some people\Nwant to have a word with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:26.73,1:04:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:29.29,1:04:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grand Uncle Peter.\NGrand Aunt Nan.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.90,1:04:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Granny Joyce and her sister.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.54,1:04:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her half-sister.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.11,1:04:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to mention...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.40,1:04:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.58,1:04:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's dead!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.28,1:04:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.23,1:04:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks terrible angry, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:50.86,1:04:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a perfect right to be...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.71,1:04:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,considering what you have done\Nto our ancestral home.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:55.02,1:04:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Father!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.30,1:05:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us in!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.72,1:05:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really think\Nyou could get away from me?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:05.86,1:05:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave me alone.\NYou're dead.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:08.39,1:05:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so dead I can't see\Nwhat a numbskull you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.27,1:05:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fine!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:13.48,1:05:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call me names!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.18,1:05:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so easy.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:16.58,1:05:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, for God's sake,\Nlook at you.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.98,1:05:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you ever\Ngive me this place for?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:20.58,1:05:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You knew I was an incompetent.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.76,1:05:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I wanted to be\Nwas happily useless.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.48,1:05:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made me miserably useless\Ngiving me this place...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.46,1:05:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baths to run,\Nbills to be paid...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.69,1:05:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then dying on me\Njust like that!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.58,1:05:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most people\Ngive some warning, you know...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:38.38,1:05:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,premature senility,\Nangina, gout...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.78,1:05:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bed-ridden for years...\Nbut not you, oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.91,1:05:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Healthy as an old goat, you pop\Noff one day in the orchard...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:46.82,1:05:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what then?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.58,1:05:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a goddamn word,\Nnot a whisper.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.89,1:06:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did it never occur to you\Nthat I might need some advice?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.74,1:06:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I might miss you?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:04.58,1:06:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter, I never thought...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:07.66,1:06:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true... you old goat.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.85,1:06:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I missed you, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.06,1:06:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give your daddy a hug.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:28.33,1:06:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Peter.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:34.60,1:06:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They will be back tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:36.46,1:06:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is All Hallows' Eve.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:38.41,1:06:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you see anything,\Njust ignore it completely.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.64,1:06:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just pretend\Nthat it didn't happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:43.34,1:06:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you got that?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:54.63,1:06:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't hear anything, do you?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:00.49,1:07:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you just love whiting?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:22.31,1:07:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Madam.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.02,1:07:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For you I missed my wedding\Nfor the first time in years...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.30,1:07:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's how much I want you.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:29.48,1:07:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And sure, I know I'm a ghost...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.34,1:07:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a murderer,\Nbut forget about all that.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.28,1:07:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen.\NTonight's All Hallows' Eve...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.03,1:07:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the one night in the year\Nthat I turn to flesh...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.78,1:07:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what do you say\Nto a wee bit of skelping?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.46,1:07:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.06,1:07:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least tell me your name.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:03.78,1:08:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lady, I've got\Nthe best bahoggies...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:05.54,1:08:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from here to Ballinderry.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:07.78,1:08:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. What do you say?\NLet's give it a twirl.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:11.91,1:08:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drop dead.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:13.42,1:08:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God. What a woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:42.73,1:08:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"He who tups with the spirit\Nfinds only the grave...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.36,1:08:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"but the virtuous heart\Ntrue love will save."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.48,1:08:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"He who tups with the spirt\Nfinds only the grave...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.02,1:09:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'"but the virtuous heart\Ntrue love will save."
Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.15,1:09:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some whiskey over here, please.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:27.66,1:09:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, the whiskey.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.42,1:09:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.02,1:09:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it easy.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.30,1:09:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They won't come into a bar,\Nwould they?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.02,1:09:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't drink whiskey.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.23,1:09:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who?\N- Spirits.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:37.42,1:09:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How the hell would I know?\N- The Irish ones do.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:40.04,1:09:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He says the Irish ones do.\N- Don't.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:41.96,1:09:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do they or don't they?\NYou don't shaggin' know, do you?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:45.26,1:09:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may be no more\Nthan a local disturbance
Dialogue: 0,1:09:47.78,1:09:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the extraplaner ether.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.26,1:09:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ether, me bollocks.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:50.47,1:09:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A supernatural belch,\Nyou know what I'm talking about?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.05,1:09:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Drinks all around!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.38,1:10:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's that?\N- It's none of it! No!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:00.17,1:10:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's your ectoplasm now?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.56,1:10:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:08.94,1:10:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It took the hurricane.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:46.60,1:10:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the name of God is that?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:48.55,1:10:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, it's a submarine!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.10,1:10:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what's that\Nshaggin' thing on top of it?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:55.66,1:10:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a giant squid!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:59.11,1:11:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get off me!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.46,1:11:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea, though I walk\Nthrough the valley of death...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:03.98,1:11:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall fear no evil\Nfor thou art with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.05,1:11:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.56,1:11:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thy rod and thy staff\Nthey will comfort me!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.63,1:11:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Save the child!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.03,1:11:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heave!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.28,1:11:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:41.03,1:11:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heave!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.42,1:11:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tug and heave!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.49,1:11:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Heave!\N- Let's get him!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.03,1:11:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.40,1:12:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.93,1:12:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's movin' on.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:07.40,1:12:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's movin' on
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.44,1:12:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank goodness.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:12.26,1:12:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bloody good thing\Nwe ignored it, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:51.91,1:12:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:54.54,1:12:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.66,1:13:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, you're real.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.26,1:13:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Having fun?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:10.38,1:13:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gotten totally\Nout of control here.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.30,1:13:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid I've been\Nwith my family.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:14.12,1:13:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the roof leaking?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:16.01,1:13:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea\Nwhat it was like here.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.17,1:13:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did we just tup?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.58,1:13:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but it's not too far off.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.21,1:13:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.35,1:13:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how about some champagne?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.56,1:13:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little champagne to get our\Nmind off the old you-know-what.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.34,1:13:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:33.45,1:13:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I usually mess this up.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.64,1:13:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drink to me, only,\Nwith thine eyes...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:43.69,1:13:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will pledge with mine;
Dialogue: 0,1:13:46.60,1:13:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or leave a kiss\Nwithin the cup...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:48.68,1:13:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll not ask for wine.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.18,1:13:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was so beautiful.\NWho wrote it?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.31,1:13:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.20,1:13:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.71,1:14:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, whenever I hear\NBen's material...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.94,1:14:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just makes me think\Nabout you-know-what.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.04,1:14:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.\NI'm really sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:11.72,1:14:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Quote me something.\N- Quote?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.74,1:14:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything to keep\Nour minds off...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:15.08,1:14:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You-know-what.\NRight, a quote.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.61,1:14:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There ain't nothin' in the world\Nlike a big-eyed girl...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.97,1:14:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make me act so funny,\Nmake me spend my money.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.06,1:14:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makes me feel real loose,\Nlike a long-necked goose.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:35.02,1:14:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, baby, that's what I like.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.79,1:14:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.68,1:14:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wrote that?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:41.93,1:14:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Big Bopper.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.72,1:14:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you know him.\NHe's dead, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.18,1:14:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure they're gone?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:48.74,1:14:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everyone, stay behind me.\N- Stay behind him.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:51.98,1:14:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to check this place out.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.06,1:14:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every inch of it...\Ncastle, grounds.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:56.23,1:14:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's kind of scary...\N- Quiet!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.92,1:15:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Plunkett ancestors...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.90,1:15:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Check outside.\N- They're rather unapproachable.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.96,1:15:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir Jack, I'm in me cups.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:16.55,1:15:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:18.89,1:15:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really drunk.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.34,1:15:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, we mustn't.\N- Right.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:23.78,1:15:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should just be friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.93,1:15:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:42.70,1:15:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Halt!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.10,1:15:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.50,1:15:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How beautiful the night looks.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.07,1:15:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having the time of my life.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:02.86,1:16:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it beautiful?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.99,1:16:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not as beautiful as you.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:12.42,1:16:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will ya hold on.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.90,1:16:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to the paracyclist!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.78,1:16:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I formally declare this\Na spirit-free zone!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:25.54,1:16:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ever go\Nacross the sea to Ireland
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.30,1:16:36.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then maybe at\Nthe closing of the day
Dialogue: 0,1:16:46.02,1:16:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:48.10,1:16:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not tupping.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:50.60,1:16:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not tupping, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.13,1:16:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is somewhere...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.30,1:16:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between a skelp\Nand a tup, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.05,1:17:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The women in the meadow\Nmaking hay
Dialogue: 0,1:17:04.30,1:17:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just to sit beside\Na turf fire in the cabin
Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.50,1:17:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And watch the sun\Ngo down on Galway Bay
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.52,1:17:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Galway...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.42,1:17:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy God,\Nthat's my shaggin' bus!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:23.53,1:17:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It shouldn't be happenin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:27.82,1:17:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody's brought it here.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:29.45,1:17:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Jack?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.51,1:17:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:43.08,1:17:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK.\N- Stop.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.46,1:17:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We mustn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:46.28,1:17:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We can't!\N- We can't.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.82,1:17:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not right.\N- I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.58,1:17:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.86,1:17:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... I mean...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:52.74,1:17:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, stop!\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:55.21,1:17:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't listen to me, Jack.\NGo on.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:01.51,1:18:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, I love thee!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.04,1:18:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And tonight's the holy night!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.31,1:18:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Sharon, I love thee!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.74,1:18:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Jack!\NRemember our promise?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:12.78,1:18:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.73,1:18:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little to the right.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:16.49,1:18:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There?\N- That's good.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:18.66,1:18:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:20.71,1:18:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here, me lovely dearie.\NCome here to me!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.19,1:18:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:29.19,1:18:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, wait!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.11,1:18:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I love you, Jack.\N- I love you, Mary.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.60,1:18:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, you look\Nvery like my mother.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.64,1:18:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:55.98,1:18:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lord, please save\Nthis beautiful creature...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.06,1:18:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from these demons.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:59.78,1:19:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a life must be taken,\Ntake mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:05.45,1:19:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yea, though I walk...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:07.08,1:19:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through the valley\Nof the shadow of death.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:08.30,1:19:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:09.51,1:19:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you going,\NBrother Tony?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:11.18,1:19:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall fear no evil\Nfor thou art with me!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:15.05,1:19:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My God, Jack.\NWe shouldn't have.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:20.65,1:19:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, that was something.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.99,1:19:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:39.14,1:19:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharon, this isn't\Na joke anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.25,1:19:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saint Hocks McGorrick, wait!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:56.10,1:19:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, what's happened?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.63,1:20:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the powers, Jack.\NI'm 200 years old.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:13.13,1:20:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He who tups with a spirit,\Ntups with the grave.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.61,1:20:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.93,1:20:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.78,1:20:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, just tell me you love me.\NMake it all right.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.78,1:20:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're not Mary.\NYou're a corpse.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:34.41,1:20:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, don't do this to me,\Ndarlin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:36.97,1:20:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get away from me.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:38.63,1:20:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:39.82,1:20:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, bollocks!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:43.08,1:20:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.22,1:20:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi, Marty.\N- Where's the wife?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.15,1:20:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not mine, ya dolt.\NYours.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:56.94,1:20:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm being followed\Nby a U.F. O!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:00.81,1:21:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't get so excited.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.06,1:21:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I don't know\Nwhat's going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:03.21,1:21:06.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excited? A bus...\N- Come here, me lovely!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:09.16,1:21:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there, Mary.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.54,1:21:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just playin' around,\Ndarlin', you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.57,1:21:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You threw me over for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.88,1:21:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I knew you liked\Npassive women, Jack...
Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.35,1:21:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but she's half-dead.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:22.89,1:21:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope she has a great\Npersonality, because this hurts.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:25.19,1:21:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least she said she loved me.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.79,1:21:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a lot more\Nthan you ever did.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.04,1:21:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you, Jack. I do.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:29.48,1:21:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya wee harlot, I'll kill ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:33.03,1:21:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's looks dead enough already.\NPlease, don't start that.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.99,1:21:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jack.\NYour wife's some woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:39.91,1:21:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So's yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:41.86,1:21:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So was yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:45.38,1:21:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.80,1:21:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:51.33,1:21:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were made for each other.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:53.13,1:21:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great.\NYou really do.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:57.86,1:21:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, Mary.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:59.46,1:22:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry for the last 200 years,\Ndarlin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:02.79,1:22:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, you said\Nyou'd love me forever.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:08.07,1:22:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.57,1:22:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, I just...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:11.08,1:22:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were so different then.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:13.45,1:22:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only on the outside, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:16.87,1:22:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inside I'm the same.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:19.17,1:22:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know.\NI know looks aren't everything.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:23.78,1:22:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in here, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:25.06,1:22:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that they\Ncan help so much when you...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.81,1:22:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kiss me.\N- Kiss you?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:31.11,1:22:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we should get\Nsome moisturizer.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.29,1:22:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kiss me, Jack.\N- Or some medical supervision.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.43,1:22:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One last time.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:40.62,1:22:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.34,1:22:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop, let me catch my breath.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:53.32,1:22:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:59.33,1:23:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, wait!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:00.71,1:23:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't go!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:06.12,1:23:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell\Ndid you get up there?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:08.62,1:23:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't go, Martin!\NNo, wait!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.47,1:23:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in here, love!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:28.81,1:23:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:33.64,1:23:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Sharon,\Nyou do love me, don't ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:37.03,1:23:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do love me, Sir Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:40.87,1:23:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then look at me.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:44.84,1:23:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then, be with me forever.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.05,1:23:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any way you want it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:17.80,1:24:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:22.57,1:24:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:27.24,1:24:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You weren't meant for this.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:29.32,1:24:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't want this to happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:31.27,1:24:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:44.100,1:24:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forever, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.03,1:25:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're alive.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:02.31,1:25:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:16.61,1:25:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean I'm dead?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:19.08,1:25:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, take my word for it.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:22.92,1:25:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just saying that...
Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.58,1:25:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can have\Nyour wicked way with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:26.63,1:25:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you weren't dead\NI wouldn't be able...
Dialogue: 0,1:25:27.91,1:25:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have my way with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.76,1:25:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:40.65,1:25:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't hide from me.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:44.55,1:25:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to find you.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:45.99,1:25:47.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.70,1:25:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't fool me.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.13,1:25:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gone.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:53.48,1:25:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here, file that.\N- Malcolm, they're gone.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:57.06,1:25:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not gone.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.02,1:26:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother Tony,\Nyou forgot your collar.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:36.04,1:26:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he didn't.\NHe threw it away.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:37.86,1:26:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you, baby?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:45.32,1:26:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm only human.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.35,1:26:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we are.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.30,1:26:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Plunkett, single-handedly\Nthe worst vacation...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:53.22,1:26:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I've ever experienced\Nin my life.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:54.47,1:26:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Mr. Clay.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.62,1:26:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, I'll be recommending\NCastle Plunkett...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:57.35,1:27:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the most haunted castle\Nin the Western Hemisphere.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:00.45,1:27:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that helps you\Nwith your business.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:02.31,1:27:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Too kind.\N- I second that.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:04.23,1:27:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most gracious.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:10.79,1:27:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye.\N- See ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:19.30,1:27:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gone, dear.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:30.25,1:27:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on in. I'll make you\Na nice fish sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:55.24,1:27:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cannot thank you enough,\NSir Jack, for deciding to stay.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:58.28,1:28:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, where am I gonna go, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:00.55,1:28:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Mary.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:01.93,1:28:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When are you gonna\Nstop calling me "Sir"?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:04.17,1:28:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I can't help it.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:06.02,1:28:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe when you\Ndecide to marry me.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.81,1:28:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you asking?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.50,1:28:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife's hardly dead, and it\Nwas such a horrible death.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:15.24,1:28:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we could wait\Na couple of centuries.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:22.79,1:28:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We booked the hall till 12:00.\NHow about a little privacy?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:25.64,1:28:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The day is for the living, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:28.49,1:28:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The night is for the dead.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:32.20,1:28:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's the corpse?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:33.41,1:28:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty good.\NHow's the psycho?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:35.18,1:28:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A pussycat.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:36.77,1:28:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So was the trip worth it, Jack?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.02,1:28:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. She thinks I'm brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.87,1:28:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, you've put on a wee bit\Nof flesh since I last saw ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:43.82,1:28:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gettin' stabbed\Nevery night, Martin.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:45.67,1:28:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary, it hurt me\Nmore than it hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:47.59,1:28:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on now with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:49.80,1:28:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how's the Yank?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:52.17,1:28:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He takes me shoppin'.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:54.34,1:28:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:56.01,1:28:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My love.\NMy reason for dying.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:00.04,1:29:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd she ever learn\Nto dance like that?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:03.11,1:29:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happiness, Sir Jack.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:05.54,1:29:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, happiness.