WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.304 (Applause) NOTE Paragraph 00:00:02.304 --> 00:00:06.083 So I arrived by truck with about 50 rebels 00:00:06.083 --> 00:00:07.431 to the battle for Jalalabad 00:00:07.431 --> 00:00:11.690 as a 19-year-old vegetarian surfer from Jacksonville, Florida. NOTE Paragraph 00:00:11.690 --> 00:00:12.873 (Laughter) NOTE Paragraph 00:00:12.873 --> 00:00:15.483 I traded my Converse black low-tops 00:00:15.483 --> 00:00:17.397 for a pair of brown leather sandals 00:00:17.397 --> 00:00:19.848 and launched a rocket towards government tanks 00:00:19.848 --> 00:00:21.514 that I couldn't even see. 00:00:21.514 --> 00:00:25.115 And this was my first time in Afghanistan. 00:00:25.115 --> 00:00:27.520 Long before that I had grown up with the war, 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:31.055 but alongside weekend sleepovers and Saturday soccer games 00:00:31.055 --> 00:00:34.693 and fistfights with racist children of the Confederacy 00:00:34.693 --> 00:00:36.877 and religio-nationalist demonstrations 00:00:36.877 --> 00:00:40.095 chanting, "Down with communism and long live Afghanistan," 00:00:40.095 --> 00:00:44.894 and burning effigies of Brezhnev before I even knew what it meant. NOTE Paragraph 00:00:44.894 --> 00:00:47.085 But this is the geography of self. 00:00:47.085 --> 00:00:49.813 And so I stand here today, 00:00:49.813 --> 00:00:53.203 Afghan by blood, redneck by the grace of God, 00:00:53.203 --> 00:00:54.447 (Laughter) 00:00:54.447 --> 00:00:57.614 an atheist and a radically politicized artist 00:00:57.614 --> 00:01:00.264 who's been living, working and creating in Afghanistan 00:01:00.264 --> 00:01:02.146 for the last nine years. 00:01:02.146 --> 00:01:05.088 Now there are a lot of wonderful things that you could 00:01:05.088 --> 00:01:07.001 make art about in Afghanistan, 00:01:07.001 --> 00:01:09.913 but personally I don't want to paint rainbows; 00:01:09.913 --> 00:01:12.780 I want to make art that disturbs identity 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:14.814 and challenges authority 00:01:14.814 --> 00:01:16.430 and exposes hypocrisy 00:01:16.430 --> 00:01:18.281 and reinterprets reality 00:01:18.281 --> 00:01:20.964 and even uses kind of an imaginative ethnography 00:01:20.964 --> 00:01:25.692 to try and understand the world that we live in. NOTE Paragraph 00:01:25.692 --> 00:01:30.138 I want to spend a day in the life of a jihadi gangster 00:01:30.138 --> 00:01:33.344 who wears his jihad against the communists 00:01:33.344 --> 00:01:34.881 like popstar bling 00:01:34.881 --> 00:01:38.864 and uses armed religious intimidation and political corruption 00:01:38.864 --> 00:01:40.863 to make himself rich. NOTE Paragraph 00:01:40.863 --> 00:01:46.862 (Laughter) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:46.862 --> 00:01:53.215 And where else can the jihadi gangster go, but run for parliament 00:01:53.215 --> 00:01:54.995 and do a public installation campaign 00:01:54.995 --> 00:01:58.215 with the slogan: "Vote for me! I've done jihad, and I'm rich." NOTE Paragraph 00:01:58.215 --> 00:01:59.494 (Laughter) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:59.494 --> 00:02:02.899 And try and use this campaign to expose these mafiosos 00:02:02.899 --> 00:02:07.514 who are masquerading as national heroes. NOTE Paragraph 00:02:07.514 --> 00:02:10.992 I want to look into corruption in Afghanistan 00:02:10.992 --> 00:02:13.477 through a work called "Payback" 00:02:13.477 --> 00:02:15.425 and impersonate a police officer, 00:02:15.425 --> 00:02:19.624 set up a fake checkpoint on the street of Kabul and stop cars, 00:02:19.624 --> 00:02:23.359 but instead of asking them for a bribe, offering them money 00:02:23.359 --> 00:02:26.342 and apologizing on behalf of the Kabul Police Department -- 00:02:26.342 --> 00:02:32.927 (Applause) 00:02:32.927 --> 00:02:41.805 and hoping that they'll accept this 100 Afghanis on our behalf. NOTE Paragraph 00:02:44.094 --> 00:02:46.282 I want to look at how, in my opinion, 00:02:46.282 --> 00:02:49.964 the conflict in Afghanistan has become conflict chic. 00:02:49.964 --> 00:02:52.214 The war and the expatriate life that comes with it 00:02:52.214 --> 00:02:56.614 have created this environment of style and fashion 00:02:56.614 --> 00:02:58.980 that can only be described 00:02:58.980 --> 00:03:02.400 through creating a fashion line for soldiers and suicide bombers 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:07.280 where I take local Afghan fox fur and add it to a flack jacket 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.568 or make multiple interior pockets 00:03:09.568 --> 00:03:14.687 on fashionable neo-traditional vests. NOTE Paragraph 00:03:14.687 --> 00:03:20.370 And I'd like to look at how taking a simple Kabul wheelbarrow 00:03:20.370 --> 00:03:24.359 and putting it on the wall amidst Kipling's call of 1899 00:03:24.359 --> 00:03:30.054 to generate dialogue about how I see contemporary development initiatives 00:03:30.054 --> 00:03:32.903 being rooted in yesterday's colonial rhetoric 00:03:32.903 --> 00:03:34.438 about a "white man's burden" 00:03:34.438 --> 00:03:37.237 to save the brown man from himself 00:03:37.237 --> 00:03:41.688 and maybe even civilize him a bit. NOTE Paragraph 00:03:41.688 --> 00:03:45.130 But doing these things, they can get you in jail, 00:03:45.130 --> 00:03:49.172 they can be misunderstood, misinterpreted. 00:03:49.172 --> 00:03:51.030 But I do them because I have to, 00:03:51.030 --> 00:03:53.697 because the geography of self mandates it. 00:03:53.697 --> 00:03:57.611 That is my burden. What's yours? NOTE Paragraph 00:03:57.611 --> 00:03:59.277 Thank you. 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