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And welcome back everybody
to another episode of Rise and Shine.

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We've got a very weird gas mask 
on right now,

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but I think we'll be fine,
I think we'll survive.

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But yes, welcome back 
to another episode of Rise and Shine.

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I'm very excited to see what's next.

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So... Fun with poison gas, is it?

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That's how you conquer 
a world fast nowadays...

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Me, I prefer old-school
shooting and maiming,

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but who am I to judge?

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Yeah, the commander's big
on mass-murder optimization, it seems.

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Scrum methods, all that jazz.

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By the way, why are we having 
a casual,relaxed conversation

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right next to a bunch 
of explosive barrels?

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Beats me, man...
It's also weird we can space travel

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but need primitive, 
highly flammable fossil fuels.

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You know, I love that they kind of
break the fourth wall there.

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Like, I'm slowly realizing that when
they're talking about,

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like, guides and stuff–

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What is that?

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What is that? Why are you shooting at me?

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Get away! That's gonna be 
very hard to hit.

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But when they're talking about guides
and stuff, they're talking about us.

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(laughs) And I love that, 
it's really funny.

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'Cause this game is extremely set
into the world of games.

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Like, it is literally called Gamearth,
like... (laughs)

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Yeah, it's a really cool game, though.
I think you guys should check it out.

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I haven't really mentioned it, but it's 
on Steam, link in the description.

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I do recommend it, definitely.
All right, so let's see what's next,

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because this is uncharted 
territory for me.

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I definitely do not know what to do
from this point on.

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'Kay, we've gotta kill that grunt.

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What is that green thing?

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'Kay, we're now standing 
in acid apparently.

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(sighs) Come on, what is up?

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I am dead already. (laughs)
This is gonna be a fantastic episode.

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The green guy's gotta go
because he spews acid everywhere

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and it's really annoying because 
it hurts and it's a painful endeavor

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and we gotta just hop around–

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Man, they're coming from everywhere!

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These things just don't stop, do they?

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'Kay, we'll just have to 
play it very safe here.

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Another one of those acid dudes.
They're very dangerous, too,

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I'm not even gonna lie. (laughs)

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They're painful, very, very painful.
Okay, let's just run through there.

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Let's just try and get out of here
because this is a scary place.

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I keep forgetting that you can 
dash in this game, I don't know why.

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But that is a mechanic that's probably 
gonna be pretty useful in the future,

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I've just gotta remember to use it.
Oh great, not a new boss.

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We're already battling 
a mini-boss or something.

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You know what? Let's switch 
to our electronic bullets,

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our shock bullets, I guess, if you will,
and let's try... Ah, see, that's why,

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'cause it puts 'em into a shocking frenzy,
(laughs) like he can't move or something.

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But I feel like it might not 
be doing damage.

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So am I able to do something here,
or is that... Yeah, that's not anything.

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Okay, let's reload, first of all,
take that away,

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and let's see if we can't do any
real damage with this.

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'Cause I feel like that might be
a little bit better.

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Oh no! Okay, this looks bad.

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No, okay, that wasn't bad at all.
There we go. Look at that!

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I think first try, right?
Yeah, we did good.

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We're doing a little bit better.

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Okay, now we're gonna die
pretty much instantly.

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Look! Someone's still alive...!

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I don't like the looks of this, 
not one bit.

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(gutteral growl)

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(laughs) Okay, this is pretty creepy.
There's like some zombies going on now.

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That was a lot easier than 
I thought it'd be, though,

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I'm not gonna lie.
Looks like those space grunts

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engineered a gas that does
more than just killing people.

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I mean, you already earn jerk of the year
award for using chemical weapons

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on civilians, but then transforming
them into bloodthirsty zombies?

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Now that's pure, obscene, filthy,
nauseating, evil genius at work.

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This isn't right. How can people
do this to each other?

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War is the only game with no rules, kid.

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Man, doing these voices is 
really getting to my voice box. (laughs)

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Okay, I'd like the light, actually,
that'd probably be a better experience.

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And then we'll turn that one on,
there we go. Uh-oh!

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Oh, this looks good. Ok, don't go and pee
your pants just yet, kid.

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We casually found a flashlight accessory.
Right on time to give us a hand

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seeing in this dark. 
The creators crack me up sometimes...

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There we go, 
breaking the fourth wall again.

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Okay, how do I use the flashlight,
or is that–oh, there we go.

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Okay, what is that? (grunts)
They actually run at me, too.

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This is gonna be creepy,
I can already tell.

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Okay, so the unfortunate thing
is that I have to keep the gun out,

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and now I'm being eaten.
You can't see it, but I'm being eaten.

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That's dandy. (laughs)

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Okay, this is getting extremely creepy
because they're getting extremely fast

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and they're coming from everywhere
and it's just not good

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and you can't see anything 
on top of that–


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Oh, that was actually easier 
than I thought it'd be. (laughs)

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That was about the second time
I've gotten that far,

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and it really was not that bad.
Okay, now we're being closed in,

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so now it's getting extremely bad.

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But you know what, if we learn
how to do headshots a little bit better,

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then this'll be a lot easier to solve
'cause they are one hit,

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and that's always a good thing.
I mean, look at that!

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We're doing pretty good,
if I do say so myself.

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As long as we can keep the gun loaded–
okay, this isn't good. No!

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Ah, there we go. So yeah, 
the headshots, that's what matters,

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that is definitely what matters.
What is that? Is that Gary the snail?

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Okay. (laughs) There we go.
And they only have lights on their eyes,

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which is the creepiest thing in the world.

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'Kay, what is that? 'Cause it's glowing.


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I feel like that's probably 
not gonna be a good thing.

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Got a cyborg going on there.
Okay, now we can see again.

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Okay, this is some puzzle stuff.
All right, how in the world

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are we gonna do this?
This is looking extremely creepy,

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I will go ahead and say that. (laughs)
Not creepy, but difficult.

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Okay, so, what... First of all,
what's the goal here?

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To press the red button, I'm assuming.
So if we... First of all,

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we've gotta turn that on, I'm assuming.
Not puzzles! (laughs)

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I'm not good at puzzles, guys,
I'm not good at puzzles.

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Okay, what is that do, then?
Does that stall them open?

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Oh, it does, I bet. Okay, so if we...
Yeah, where that's gonna open,

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now that's gonna stay there... Yeah, 
this isn't as bad as I thought it'd be.

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So now, we just do that,
or just destroy it entirely,

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so that needs to be 
re-turned on then, right?

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Yeah, we'll do that, 
which will open that,

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and we'll close it 
and it'll get locked in place.

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But that one's like done for, so we're
not really gonna have any luck there.

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But if we shoot that 
and then get it through there,

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through there... (gasps) No!
Oh, I gotta dodge everything!

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This is bad. This is kinda fun, though, it
reminds me of Space Invaders-type stuff.

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'Kay, we're gonna go ahead
and go through there... (grunts)

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Okay. (grunts) (laughs) This is–

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Okay, I figured I wouldn't be able
to do it on the first try.

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I was gonna, you know, beat it on the...
I would've been very surprised

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if I would have been able to.

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Ah! But this is a little bit absurd.
This is getting crazy.

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All right, but we're doing it, though.
Look at us! We just did that, no problem!

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That was pretty easy, if you ask me.
Very, very fun mechanic.

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I really, really enjoy that part of
the game, I'm not gonna lie.

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Okay, so let's turn that off now.
What in the world is that?

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It says assault on it,
so I'm assuming it's bad.

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Yep, it's bad, we're pretty much dead.
Yep, yep, that's... That's great.

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The first clue: aim at the gun directly
because then we can destroy it

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and we'll be good to go.

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So we're just gonna have to keep hopping
and hope for the best here. (laughs)

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I mean, I'm getting a little bit better
at dodging stuff though,

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so I'm not really that worried about it.


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(grunts) Okay, they get a little faster
though at some times, which is not good.

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There we go! Phew!
It almost got me, too.

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Okay, so now we can jump right over that.

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There's always something new around 
the corner, man, always something. (laughs)

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Okay, what is that? That was a Mario
reference right there.

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Man, so many references.
Okay, these guys are evil, of course.

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And now stuff is falling from the roof.

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I'm gonna die any day now,
well, any second, really.

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Do I have to jump over these, or is that–
I'm dead. (laughs) Just like that.

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'Kay, there's some light,
I wonder what's going on here.

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Can we leave now? Oh, we can!
Okay, hopefully we're outside now.

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"Commander..."
"Space grunt fleet, Gamearth orbit."

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"Our troops are reporting that Eightbit
City and the whole Retro Continent

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have just fallen. Only 17 seconds
later than you predicted, sir."

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"Hmph... Tell the general who led 
the assault he and his men

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are on one-third rations for a month.
Maybe that'll teach them to exectue

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a plan properly."
"Yes, sir."

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Hey, Kuzco. (laughs) "How's the situation 
with my wife and son, Rise?

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Have you found them after your
clumsy screw-up at the capital?"

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"Commander... That's what I'm here about.
I just learned that child we were pursuing

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in the palace gardens is your son.
He carries a strange weapon

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with infinite respawns. We still
don't understand how he's neutralizing

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our troops. Every time we take him down,
he respawns, but we didn't know

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he was your son until very recently."

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Okay, so this is a weird loophole.
Is this the bad guy?

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And the bad guy's 
the Rise character's dad.

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"Sir?"
"My son has been given Shine.

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This changes everything. 
Ready my battleship.

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I'll take care of this personally.
And you idiots keep the pressure on him.

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Don't let him get any further. 
Do whatever it takes.

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I don't care how many grunts you lose.
I want him stopped."

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"Yessir!"

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All right, so this is a very, very
odd change in story.

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Apparently, our dad now 
is gonna be a bad guy.

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What are the chances of that? (laughs)
And is this anything that I can do?

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(grunts) I gotta jump!
Ah, I'm dead. (laughs)

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I basically just caused 
my own death there.

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'Kay, so is that anything, though? If I 
hit it, it's just charging up basically,

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but if i jump over it, 
then what does it do?

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Oh, it destroys the wall! Look at that!
How clever, it's like a little puzzle.

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We're gonna have to keep–ah!
Doing it. What is that doing?

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That's most likely the... Yeah, okay,
is this the dad attacking me?

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Or is this just the standard ship?
And I can't really do anything about it.

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And it's not really destroying anything,
it's not really helping me,

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I'll go ahead and say that.

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Okay, so do I need to keep doing
what I'm doing, then?

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It looks like that's basically
what's going on,

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it's just a harder difficulty now,
so that's dandy. (laughs)

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Okay, so let's just try 
and dodge all of these,

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continue charging that up,
and then it'll shoot,

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and hopefully allow us 
to get through here free.

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(grunts) There we go. 
Okay, dodged that, it's gonna hit that,

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Hopefully break it down
even further, I'm assuming,

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unless I'm supposed 
to be hitting something else.

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I don't think I am, though. This seems
like what it's wanting me to do.

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I'm hoping, anyway. Okay, there we go.
There we go! Now we can get through.

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And–ah, I'm dead.

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'Kay, we're already almost there,
we've just got one more to go.

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I've just gotta keep dodging these
grenades, but they're pretty, like...

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(laughs) Pretty consistent,
I'm not gonna lie.

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And then it seems like 
every time we get close,

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we get to where we're about to die,
and one more, and we'll be good to go.

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And–what is that? Okay, there's a clown?
And the clown destroys the ship there.

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And then it goes away. (laughs)

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Now unfortunately, that's an Easter egg
I don't quite understand, not gonna lie.

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I wish I did, but there's gonna be 
plenty that I don't recognize.

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And we're just gonna blow those up
'cause that's the easier way to do it.

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But I don't know if we're getting–
okay! That was extremely creepy.

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Hey, but we handled that pretty good,
I'm not gonna lie. (laughs)

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We did a pretty good job just then.

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Okay, there's a chest down there
that I would like to get.

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We're just gonna have to keep an eye out
so that way we can get it.

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But of course there's gonna be
a boss battle right before.

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And are we dying or is that not
something that's going on here?

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Are you in a... Are you attacking
right now, what're you doing?

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Okay, this isn't good.
How are we gonna...?

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Oh, I get it.