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[suspenseful music]

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[sprightly music]

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[speaking German]

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- Oh, Junior, Bulgaro,[br]double joy.

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[trumpet fanfare]

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[men arguing]

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Allo!

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[speaking Russian]

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[speaking Italian]

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[chuckles]

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[speaking French]

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- What's all this fuss about,[br]Charters?

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- I'm hanged if I know.

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[speaking German]

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- Danke schoen.[br]Danke schoen.

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Ladies and gentlemen,[br]I'm very sorry.

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The train[br]is little bit uphold,

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and if you wish[br]to stay in my hotel,

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you have to register[br]immediately.

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- Why the deuce didn't he say so[br]in the first place?

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- Ah!

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Oh, how do you do,

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Miss Henderson?

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How do you do,[br]ladies?

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It's a great honor[br]to have you with us again.

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- It's nice to see[br]you too, Boris.

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You haven't changed a bit[br]since last Friday.

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- Mm, I see you haven't[br]shaved either.

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- Is everything ready?

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- Everything is ready.[br]I didn't change anything.

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- Not even the sheets.[br]We know.

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Lead on, Boris.

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- You see, I didn't expect you[br]to come so quickly.

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- Well, our legs[br]gave out on us.

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We had to do the last lap[br]in a farm cart.

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- Oh!

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- I see we've got company.

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Don't tell me Cook's[br]are running cheap tours here.

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- What is it, Boris?

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- It's the avalanche.

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- Have a lunch?

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- Avalanche, Boris,[br]avalanche.

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- You see, in the spring,[br]we've got many avalanches.

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You know, the snow[br]goes like that, bloop,

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and everything disappear.

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Even train disappear[br]under the avalanche.

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- But I'm going home[br]tomorrow.

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How long before[br]they dig it out?

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- By morning.[br]It's lucky for you.

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You can leave by this train[br]instead of your own.

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How you said it?

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It's a bad wind[br]that blow nowhere no good.

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- Well, talking of wind,[br]we haven't eaten since dawn.

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- Serve us some supper,[br]Boris, in our room.

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- I could eat[br]a horse.

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- Don't put ideas[br]into his head.

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Some chicken,[br]Boris,

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and a magnum[br]of champagne.

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- Absolutely.

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- And make it snappy.

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Bandrika may have[br]a dictator,

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but tonight,[br]we're painting it red.

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- Meanwhile, we have[br]to stand here

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cooling our heels,[br]I suppose, eh?

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Confounded impudence.

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- Well, third-rate country,[br]what do you expect?

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- Wonder who[br]those women were.

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- Hmm, possibly American,[br]don't you think?

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You know, almighty dollar,[br]old man.

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- I suppose[br]we'll have to wait here.

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If only we hadn't missed[br]that train at Budapest.

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- Well, I don't want[br]to rub it in,

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but if you hadn't insisted[br]on standing up

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until they'd finished[br]their national anthem--

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- Yes, but you must[br]show respect, Caldicott.

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If I'd known it was going[br]to last 20 minutes...

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- Well, it's always been[br]my contention

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that the "Hungarian Rhapsody"[br]is not their national anthem.

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Any case, we were[br]the only two standing.

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- That's true.

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- Well, I suppose we shall be[br]in time after all.

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- I doubt it.

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That last report[br]was pretty ghastly.

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Do you remember:[br]"England on the brink"?

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- Yes, but that's[br]newspaper sensationalism.

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The old country's been[br]in some tight corners before.

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- It looks pretty black.

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I mean, even if we get away[br]first thing tomorrow morning,

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there's still[br]the connection at Basle.

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We'll probably be hours.

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- Mm, that's true.

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- Well, somebody[br]surely can help us.

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Oh, sir, do you[br]happen to know

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what time the train[br]leaves Basle for England?

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- [speaking German]

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- Oh, really.

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Fellow doesn't[br]speak English.

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[people clamoring]

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- [speaking French]

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[speaking French]

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Allo, Alex?

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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Champagne,[br]Miss Henderson.

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[speaking French]

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[woman speaking French]

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- Here's one[br]leaves Basle 21:20.

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- 21:20.

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20, 20.[br]12 from 21 is...

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21:20.

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11, no.[br]Yes, it is.

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- One, two, three, four.

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- I regret, sir,[br]there is only left

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two single room[br]in front

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or a little double room[br]at the back.

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- We'll take[br]the two singles.

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- Very well, sir.[br]Here is it.

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- Thank you.[br]- Thank you.

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- At least you might have asked me[br]which I preferred.

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- My dear, a small double room[br]at the back

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in a place like this?

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- You weren't so particular[br]in Paris last autumn.

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- Oh, it was[br]quite different then.

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The exhibition[br]was at its height.

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- I realize that now.

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There's no need[br]to rub it in.

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- We want a private suite[br]with a bath.

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- Facing the mountain.

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- With a shower,[br]of course.

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- Hot and cold.

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- And a private thingummy[br]if you've got one.

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- Well, I'm sorry,[br]gentlemen.

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The only things I've got[br]is the maid room.

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- The what?[br]- Maid room?

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- Well, I'm sorry.

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The whole hotel is packed,[br]jammed to the sky.

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- Oh, but that's impossible.[br]We haven't fixed up yet.

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- Hang it all;[br]you can't expect

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to put the two of us up[br]in the maid's room.

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- Well, don't get excited.[br]I'll remove the maid out.

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- Yes, I should think so.

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What?

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What are you[br]talking about?

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- Look, I think I'd sooner[br]sleep on the train.

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- There is no eating[br]on the train.

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- No eating[br]on the train?

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- Yes, I mean[br]ha...heating. Brr.

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- Oh, heating,[br]there's no heating on the train.

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- Oh, that's awkward.

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All right,[br]we'll take it.

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- Just a minute.[br]One condition.

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You have to have the maid[br]who comes to your room

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remove her wardrobe.

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Anna!

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She's a good girl,[br]and I don't want to lose her.

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[mumbling[br]and chuckling]

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- We'd better go[br]and dress.

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- Rather primitive humor,[br]I thought.

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- All grown-up children,[br]you know?

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That was rather an awkward[br]situation over that girl.

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- Pity he couldn't have[br]given us one each.

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- Eh?

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- I mean a room apiece.

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- Oh.

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- I, Iris Matilda Henderson,

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a spinster[br]of no particular parish,

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do hereby solemnly renounce[br]my maidenly past

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and do declare[br]that on Thursday next,

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the 26th inst,[br]being in my right mind,

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I shall take the veil[br]and the orange blossom

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and change my name[br]to Lady Charles Fotheringail.

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- Can't you get him[br]to change his name instead?

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The only thing I like about him[br]is his moustache.

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- You're a couple of cynics.[br]I'm very fond of him.

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- Well, I'm fond of rabbits,[br]but they have to be kept down.

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- Rudolph,[br]give me a hand.

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- Have you ever read about[br]that little thing called love?

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- It used to be[br]very popular.

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- Child, the carpet[br]is already laid

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at St. George's,[br]Hanover Square,

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and Father[br]is simply aching

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to have a coat of arms[br]on the jam label.

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- To Iris and the happy days[br]she's leaving behind.

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- And the blue-blooded[br]check chaser

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she's dashing to London[br]to marry.

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- The blue-blooded[br]check chaser.

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- I've no regrets.

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I've been everywhere[br]and done everything.

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I've eaten caviar at Cannes,[br]sausage rolls at the dogs.

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I've played baccarat[br]at Biarritz

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and darts[br]with the rural dean.

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What is there left for me[br]but...marriage?

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[both speaking Bandrikan]

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- [scoffs]

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- It's this hanging about[br]that gets me.

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If only we knew[br]what was happening in England.

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- Mustn't lose grip,[br]Charters.

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[knock at door]

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Come in.

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

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[groans]

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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- Did you[br]follow that?

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- I did.

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Tell her this[br]has gone far enough.

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- No...no change...

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change here.

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Um, outside.

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

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- She doesn't understand.

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- No. Come on.

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thud!

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thud!

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Nothing newer[br]than last month.

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- I don't suppose[br]there is such a thing

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as a wireless set[br]hereabouts.

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- Awful being in the dark[br]like this, you know, Caldicott,

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our communications cut off[br]in a time of crisis.

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- Allo, allo, allo,[br]London?

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You want Mr. Seltzer?

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Yes. Hold on.

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I'm going right[br]to find where he is.

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- London.

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- Go on. Risk it.

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- Hello, hello, you,[br]you in London.

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Huh? No, no, no,[br]I'm not Mr. Seltzer.

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Name's Charters.

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I don't suppose[br]you know me.

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Huh?

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Well, you needn't worry.[br]They've just gone to fetch him.

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Tell me, what's happening[br]to England?

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Blowing a gale?

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No, you don't[br]follow me, sir.

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I'm inquiring about[br]the test match in Manchester.

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Cricket, sir, cricket!

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What, you don't know?

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You can't be in England[br]and not know the test score.

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Fellow says[br]he doesn't know.

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- Oh, silly arse.

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- Hello, can't you[br]find out?

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Oh, nonsense.[br]It won't take a second.

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All right, if you won't,[br]you won't.

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Wasting my time.[br]The fellow's an ignoramus.

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- Mr. Seltzer, at last your call[br]come through to London.

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Hello!

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Hello, hello!

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[man and woman[br]speaking a foreign language]

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

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- Thank you, waiter.

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- [repeating Bandrikan phrase]

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- What would you say[br]to a grilled steak?

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- That's[br]a very good idea.

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- Well done for me,[br]please.

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- On the red side[br]for me.

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- [repeating Bandrikan phrase]

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- These people have a passion[br]for repeating themselves.

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- Ahem.[br]I beg your pardon.

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- He's trying[br]to explain to you

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that owing to the large number[br]of visitors,

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there's no food left.

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- No food?

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What sort of place[br]is this?

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They expect us to share[br]a blasted dog box

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with a servant girl[br]on an empty stomach?

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Is that hospitality?[br]Is that organization?

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Oh, thank you.

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- I'm hungry,[br]you know.

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- What a country.

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I don't wonder[br]they have revolutions.

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- You're very welcome[br]to what's left of the cheese.

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Of course,[br]it's not like beefsteak,

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but it's awfully rich[br]in vitamins.

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- Oh, really,[br]thank you very much.

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- I'm afraid[br]they're not accustomed

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to catering[br]for so many people.

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Bandrika is one of Europe's[br]few undiscovered corners.

0:13:57.500,0:13:59.333
- Yes, that's probably[br]because there's nothing

0:13:59.367,0:14:00.867
worth discovering,[br]I should think.

0:14:00.900,0:14:02.500
- You may not know it[br]as well as I do.

0:14:02.533,0:14:04.967
I'm feeling quite miserable[br]at the thought of leaving it.

0:14:05.000,0:14:06.333
- After you with the cheese,[br]please.

0:14:06.367,0:14:07.700
- Certainly, old man.[br]Why not?

0:14:07.734,0:14:08.800
So you're going home.

0:14:08.834,0:14:09.867
- Tomorrow.

0:14:09.900,0:14:11.900
My little charges[br]are quite grown up.

0:14:11.934,0:14:14.533
I am a governess[br]and music teacher, you know.

0:14:14.567,0:14:16.166
In the six years[br]I've lived here,

0:14:16.200,0:14:19.033
I've grown to love the country,[br]especially the mountains.

0:14:19.066,0:14:21.834
I sometimes think they're like[br]very friendly neighbors,

0:14:21.867,0:14:24.133
you know, the big[br]father and mother mountain

0:14:24.166,0:14:25.734
with their white snow hats

0:14:25.767,0:14:28.400
and their nephews and nieces,[br]not quite so big,

0:14:28.433,0:14:29.633
with smaller hats,

0:14:29.667,0:14:31.533
right down[br]to the tiniest hillock

0:14:31.567,0:14:33.400
without any hat at all.

0:14:33.433,0:14:35.967
Well, of course,[br]that's just my fancy.

0:14:36.000,0:14:37.100
- Oh, really?

0:14:37.133,0:14:38.767
- I like to watch them[br]from my bedroom

0:14:38.800,0:14:40.133
every night[br]when there's a moon.

0:14:40.166,0:14:42.800
I'm so glad[br]there's a moon tonight.

0:14:42.834,0:14:44.133
Do you hear that music?

0:14:44.166,0:14:45.700
[man vocalizing]

0:14:45.734,0:14:47.934
Everyone sings here.

0:14:47.967,0:14:49.867
The people are just like[br]happy children,

0:14:49.900,0:14:52.700
with laughter on their lips[br]and music in their hearts.

0:14:52.734,0:14:54.467
- It's not reflected[br]in their politics, you know.

0:14:54.500,0:14:57.467
- I never think you should judge[br]any country by its politics.

0:14:57.500,0:15:00.700
After all, we English[br]are quite honest by nature,

0:15:00.734,0:15:01.734
aren't we?

0:15:01.767,0:15:03.066
You'll excuse me[br]if I run away?

0:15:03.100,0:15:05.467
- Good night.[br]Good night.

0:15:05.500,0:15:06.800
- Good night.

0:15:11.467,0:15:13.867
Queer sort of bird.

0:15:13.900,0:15:15.967
- Trifle whimsical,[br]I thought.

0:15:16.000,0:15:18.700
- After six years in this hole,[br]we'd be whimsical.

0:15:18.734,0:15:20.767
- Oh, I don't think so,[br]old man.

0:15:20.800,0:15:23.100
She was very decent[br]about that cheese.

0:15:23.133,0:15:25.433
- I see she's finished[br]the pickles.

0:15:25.467,0:15:27.700
- Good night, Iris.

0:15:27.734,0:15:29.633
Listen,[br]someone's serenading.

0:15:29.667,0:15:30.667
- Oh, let him.

0:15:30.700,0:15:32.300
Nothing will keep me[br]awake tonight.

0:15:32.333,0:15:34.567
Good night,[br]my children.

0:15:49.200,0:15:50.533
[door clicks shut]

0:15:56.800,0:15:59.767
[man vocalizing]

0:16:21.400,0:16:24.400
[loud rhythmic thumping]

0:16:37.567,0:16:39.633
- What's happening,[br]an earthquake?

0:16:39.667,0:16:42.166
- That would hardly account[br]for the music, would it?

0:16:42.200,0:16:44.166
What a horrible noise.

0:16:44.200,0:16:45.400
What could they be doing?

0:16:45.433,0:16:47.734
- I don't know,[br]but I'll soon find out.

0:16:50.967,0:16:52.633
Hello.

0:16:54.467,0:16:56.266
Musical country, this.

0:16:56.300,0:16:59.700
- Yes, I feel quite sorry[br]for that poor singer outside,

0:16:59.734,0:17:01.567
having to compete[br]with this.

0:17:01.600,0:17:04.032
- Boris,[br]Miss Henderson speaking.

0:17:04.066,0:17:05.233
Look, someone upstairs

0:17:05.266,0:17:07.099
is playing musical chairs[br]with an elephant.

0:17:07.133,0:17:09.733
Move one of them out, will you?[br]I want to get some sleep.

0:17:09.767,0:17:11.133
All right.

0:17:11.165,0:17:12.367
That ought to settle it.

0:17:12.400,0:17:14.032
- Thank you so.

0:17:14.066,0:17:16.367
Some people have so little[br]consideration for others,

0:17:16.400,0:17:18.767
which makes life so much[br]more difficult than it need be.

0:17:18.800,0:17:19.967
Don't you think?

0:17:20.000,0:17:22.433
Good night.[br]Thank you so much.

0:17:22.467,0:17:24.500
I expect you'll be going[br]for the train in the morning?

0:17:24.532,0:17:25.599
- Yes.

0:17:25.633,0:17:29.033
- I hope we shall meet again[br]under quieter circumstances.

0:17:29.066,0:17:30.066
Good night.

0:17:30.100,0:17:31.100
- Good night.

0:17:32.333,0:17:33.800
[speaking Italian]

0:17:33.834,0:17:35.467
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:17:35.500,0:17:39.333
Miss, please,[br]I'll fix everything.

0:17:39.367,0:17:41.700
- You'd better.

0:17:45.533,0:17:48.600
[knocking]

0:17:54.133,0:17:55.400
- Hold it.

0:17:55.433,0:17:57.533
Splendid, don't move.[br]Don't move.

0:17:59.300,0:18:01.066
- [clears throat][br]Uh...

0:18:05.133,0:18:06.333
If you please, sir.

0:18:06.367,0:18:08.633
- Get out!

0:18:08.667,0:18:10.333
One, two.

0:18:10.367,0:18:15.500
[music and stomping resume]

0:18:15.533,0:18:20.400
- Please, sir,[br]will you kindly stop?

0:18:20.433,0:18:21.934
They are all complaining

0:18:21.967,0:18:22.967
in the hotel.

0:18:23.000,0:18:24.900
You make too much noise.

0:18:28.233,0:18:29.734
- Too much what?

0:18:29.767,0:18:30.934
- [meekly][br]Too much noise.

0:18:30.967,0:18:33.400
- You dare[br]to call it a noise,

0:18:33.433,0:18:35.767
the ancient music with which[br]your peasant ancestors

0:18:35.800,0:18:38.233
celebrated every wedding[br]for countless generations.

0:18:38.266,0:18:39.367
They danced--

0:18:39.400,0:18:41.500
they danced when your father[br]married your mother,

0:18:41.533,0:18:43.967
always supposing you were born[br]in wedlock, which I doubt.

0:18:44.000,0:18:45.000
Look at them.

0:18:46.567,0:18:48.233
I take it you're the manager[br]of this hovel.

0:18:48.266,0:18:49.700
- Sure, I am the manager[br]of this hotel.

0:18:49.734,0:18:51.600
- Well, fortunately,[br]I'm accustomed to squalor.

0:18:51.633,0:18:52.767
Tell me,[br]who's complaining?

0:18:52.800,0:18:54.300
- This young English lady[br]underneath.

0:18:54.333,0:18:56.266
- Well, you tell the young[br]English lady underneath

0:18:56.300,0:18:59.266
that I am putting on record[br]for the benefit of mankind

0:18:59.300,0:19:01.900
one of the lost folk dances[br]of central Europe,

0:19:01.934,0:19:03.734
and furthermore,[br]she does not own the hotel.

0:19:03.767,0:19:06.734
- But, sir,[br]don't you understand?

0:19:06.767,0:19:09.467
- Now, one, two...

0:19:09.500,0:19:12.500
[music and stomping resume]

0:19:18.834,0:19:20.166
- You know what he said?

0:19:20.200,0:19:22.066
"Who she think she is,[br]the queen of Sheba?

0:19:22.100,0:19:23.767
She think[br]she owns this hotel?"

0:19:23.800,0:19:25.000
- Well, can't you[br]get rid of him?

0:19:25.033,0:19:27.834
- Impossible.

0:19:27.867,0:19:29.533
- Are you sure?

0:19:29.567,0:19:32.834
- I begin to wonder...

0:19:32.867,0:19:35.000
It's come back to me.[br]I've got an idea.

0:19:35.033,0:19:36.066
You see,[br]the German lady,

0:19:36.100,0:19:37.567
she will call him up[br]on the telephone,

0:19:37.600,0:19:39.300
and she say,[br]"Young man, it's my room.

0:19:39.333,0:19:41.166
I did pay for it.[br]Get out quickly."

0:19:41.200,0:19:42.300
How's that, huh?

0:19:42.333,0:19:43.734
- Good enough.

0:19:49.100,0:19:51.734
We'll eject him[br]with a little...

0:19:51.767,0:19:54.967
He'll never forget[br]as long as he live.

0:19:55.000,0:19:57.166
- Nothing but baseball.

0:19:57.200,0:19:59.900
You know,[br]we used to call it rounders.

0:19:59.934,0:20:03.433
Children play it[br]with a rubber ball and a stick.

0:20:03.467,0:20:05.767
Not a word about cricket.

0:20:05.800,0:20:07.734
Americans got no sense[br]of proportion.

0:20:07.767,0:20:08.900
[knock at door]

0:20:08.934,0:20:10.900
Come in.

0:20:14.800,0:20:15.800
[whistling]

0:20:29.600,0:20:31.934
[whistling]

0:20:39.800,0:20:42.433
- Gute Nacht.

0:20:42.467,0:20:44.967
I can't stand[br]this ridiculous lack of privacy.

0:20:45.000,0:20:46.800
Lock the door.

0:20:46.834,0:20:47.834
- [speaking Bandrikan]

0:20:47.867,0:20:48.867
- Oh!

0:20:52.367,0:20:53.800
- Gute Nacht.

0:21:07.900,0:21:09.066
- Who are you?

0:21:09.100,0:21:10.166
What do you want?

0:21:10.200,0:21:13.533
[plays jaunty tune]

0:21:13.567,0:21:15.033
- Recognize the signature tune?

0:21:15.066,0:21:16.667
- Will you please get out?

0:21:16.700,0:21:19.734
- Oh, this is[br]a much better room.

0:21:19.767,0:21:22.200
Definitely[br]an acceptable room.

0:21:42.600,0:21:44.633
- What exactly[br]do you think you're doing?

0:21:44.667,0:21:46.066
Keep away.

0:21:49.967,0:21:52.166
- Would you hold those[br]for a minute?

0:21:58.734,0:22:00.467
- Put those back[br]at once.

0:22:02.533,0:22:04.266
- Now, which side[br]do you like to sleep?

0:22:04.300,0:22:05.900
- Do you want me[br]to throw you out?

0:22:05.934,0:22:08.166
- Oh, in that case,[br]I'll sleep in the middle.

0:22:17.100,0:22:19.667
Smart of you[br]to bribe the manager.

0:22:29.200,0:22:33.133
An eye for an eye[br]and a tooth for a toothbrush.

0:22:33.166,0:22:34.333
- I suppose you realize

0:22:34.367,0:22:35.900
you're behaving[br]like a complete cad.

0:22:35.934,0:22:37.066
- On the contrary.

0:22:37.100,0:22:39.166
You're perfectly at liberty[br]to sleep in the corridor

0:22:39.200,0:22:40.533
if you want to.

0:22:40.567,0:22:42.066
- Hello.

0:22:43.133,0:22:45.166
- Oh, I shouldn't[br]if I were you.

0:22:45.200,0:22:47.867
I'd only tell everyone[br]you invited me here.

0:22:53.433,0:22:55.767
And when I say everyone,[br]I mean everyone.

0:22:55.800,0:22:57.667
And I have[br]a powerful voice.

0:22:59.166,0:23:00.500
- Come out of there at once!

0:23:00.533,0:23:03.200
- Not until you bribe the manager[br]to restore me to my attic.

0:23:03.233,0:23:04.500
- Come out of that bathroom!

0:23:04.533,0:23:07.533
- [humming]

0:23:28.633,0:23:30.800
- Hello, Boris?

0:23:30.834,0:23:33.500
Look, I was thinking[br]I might change my mind

0:23:33.533,0:23:35.266
about that room upstairs if--

0:23:38.100,0:23:39.333
- Oh, by the way,

0:23:39.367,0:23:41.767
you might have my things[br]taken upstairs.

0:23:41.800,0:23:42.967
Would you?

0:23:45.867,0:23:47.500
- You're the most[br]contemptible person

0:23:47.533,0:23:49.033
I've ever met[br]in all my life!

0:23:49.066,0:23:50.700
- [whispering][br]Well, confidentially,

0:23:50.734,0:23:53.467
I think you're[br]a bit of a stinker too.

0:23:55.900,0:23:58.900
[man humming]

0:24:03.867,0:24:08.300
- Ah-ah-ah,[br]ah-ah-ah-ah

0:24:08.333,0:24:12.734
Ah-ah-ah,[br]ah, ah-ah

0:24:12.767,0:24:17.867
Ah-ah-ah-ah,[br]ah-ah-ah

0:24:17.900,0:24:21.500
Ah-ah, ah-ah,[br]ah-ah-ah

0:24:21.533,0:24:23.533
[grunts]

0:24:31.734,0:24:33.166
[coin clinks]

0:24:42.000,0:24:45.400
Da-da-da, da,[br]da-da-dee-dee

0:24:45.433,0:24:48.066
Da-da-da,[br]da, da-dee

0:24:48.100,0:24:50.734
Da-da-da, da,[br]da-da-dee-dee

0:25:04.834,0:25:06.066
- Well, if we get[br]to Basle on time,

0:25:06.100,0:25:07.600
we should see[br]the last day of the match.

0:25:07.633,0:25:09.400
- I hope the weather's[br]like this in Manchester.

0:25:09.433,0:25:10.467
Perfect wicket[br]for our fellows.

0:25:14.333,0:25:15.900
- Isn't it[br]somewhere along here?

0:25:15.934,0:25:17.200
- If you don't hurry,[br]Margaret,

0:25:17.233,0:25:19.200
we shan't get that compartment[br]to ourselves.

0:25:19.233,0:25:21.333
- Does it matter?

0:25:26.834,0:25:28.834
- Well, there's still time[br]to change your mind, Iris.

0:25:28.867,0:25:30.667
- Yes, why not send Charles[br]a greetings telegram

0:25:30.700,0:25:32.033
and tell him[br]he's all washed up?

0:25:32.066,0:25:33.467
- No, it's too late.

0:25:33.500,0:25:36.066
This time next week, I shall be[br]a slightly sunburnt offering

0:25:36.100,0:25:38.900
on an altar[br]in Hanover Square.

0:25:38.934,0:25:40.567
I shan't mind, really.

0:25:40.600,0:25:43.400
- Oh, good morning.

0:25:43.433,0:25:45.100
I can't find my bag.

0:25:45.133,0:25:46.667
It's a brown holdall,[br]you know.

0:25:46.700,0:25:48.033
Have you seen--

0:25:48.066,0:25:49.967
No, of course not.[br]Thank you.

0:25:50.000,0:25:51.300
Well, I gave it[br]to the porter.

0:25:51.333,0:25:53.433
I can't imagine[br]where he left it.

0:25:53.467,0:25:55.467
- Oh, she dropped[br]her glasses.

0:25:59.867,0:26:01.200
Say, you dropped[br]your glasses.

0:26:01.233,0:26:02.500
- Oh, thank you,[br]my dear.

0:26:02.533,0:26:04.667
Oh, dear,[br]oh, dear, oh, dear!

0:26:04.700,0:26:06.467
- Darling,[br]are you hurt?

0:26:06.500,0:26:08.233
- I don't know.

0:26:08.266,0:26:09.900
What was it?

0:26:09.934,0:26:11.333
[man muttering in Bandrikan]

0:26:11.367,0:26:12.367
- Never mind about that.

0:26:12.400,0:26:13.700
This cockeyed station[br]of yours

0:26:13.734,0:26:15.133
has practically brained[br]my friend.

0:26:15.166,0:26:16.166
- Yes, indeed.

0:26:16.200,0:26:17.200
- Well, what are you[br]going to do about it?

0:26:17.233,0:26:18.233
[man mutters]

0:26:18.266,0:26:19.300
- He says he cannot[br]hold the train.

0:26:19.333,0:26:20.467
[train whistle shrills]

0:26:20.500,0:26:21.500
- Hurry up.[br]It's going.

0:26:21.533,0:26:23.100
- I'll be all right, really.

0:26:23.133,0:26:24.133
- Are you sure?

0:26:24.166,0:26:25.500
Be careful, now.[br]Be careful.

0:26:25.533,0:26:27.533
- Don't worry.[br]I'll look after her.

0:26:27.567,0:26:28.633
Such carelessness.

0:26:36.600,0:26:38.667
- Are you sure[br]you're all right?

0:26:38.700,0:26:40.166
- Send us a copy[br]of the "Times."

0:26:40.200,0:26:41.800
- Write and tell us[br]all about it.

0:26:41.834,0:26:42.967
- Good luck.

0:26:43.000,0:26:44.200
Look after yourself.

0:27:18.400,0:27:19.700
- There, there.

0:27:19.734,0:27:21.100
You'll be all right[br]in a minute.

0:27:21.133,0:27:22.467
Just take everything quietly.

0:27:23.667,0:27:26.133
Put some of this eau de cologne[br]on your head.

0:27:47.734,0:27:49.367
Do you feel any better?

0:27:49.400,0:27:51.133
- Yes, thank you.[br]I'm all right now.

0:27:51.166,0:27:53.934
- What you need[br]is a good strong cup of tea.

0:27:53.967,0:27:55.200
I'll ring[br]for the attendant.

0:27:55.233,0:27:56.433
- No, no,[br]please don't bother.

0:27:56.467,0:27:57.934
I'll go to the dining car[br]myself.

0:27:57.967,0:27:58.967
I need some air.

0:27:59.000,0:28:00.800
- Oh, well, in that case,[br]I'll come with you--

0:28:00.834,0:28:02.333
if you don't mind,[br]that is.

0:28:02.367,0:28:03.934
- No, of course not.

0:28:17.367,0:28:19.633
- Oh, I beg your pardon.

0:28:19.667,0:28:22.033
I'm so sorry.

0:28:22.066,0:28:24.200
You can always tell[br]a honeymoon couple, you know.

0:28:24.233,0:28:26.934
They're so shy.

0:28:26.967,0:28:28.266
- Why did you do that?

0:28:28.300,0:28:29.834
- We don't want people[br]staring at us.

0:28:29.867,0:28:31.700
- Anyone would think[br]the whole legal profession

0:28:31.734,0:28:32.734
were dogging you.

0:28:32.767,0:28:33.767
- One would be enough.

0:28:33.800,0:28:35.400
- You even thought[br]that beggar in Damascus

0:28:35.433,0:28:36.600
was a barrister[br]in disguise.

0:28:36.633,0:28:37.633
- I merely said his face

0:28:37.667,0:28:39.166
was distinguished enough[br]for a judge.

0:28:39.200,0:28:40.867
- You hurried off[br]in the opposite direction,

0:28:40.900,0:28:41.900
I noticed.

0:28:41.934,0:28:42.967
- That's not true.

0:28:43.000,0:28:44.333
I was looking for a street[br]called Straight.

0:28:44.367,0:28:46.100
- You weren't so careful[br]the first few days.

0:28:46.133,0:28:47.200
- I know. I know.

0:28:47.233,0:28:49.000
- And anyway, as for you[br]meeting someone you know,

0:28:49.033,0:28:50.033
what about me?

0:28:50.066,0:28:52.867
Robert thinks[br]I'm cruising with Mother.

0:29:00.934,0:29:02.834
- If one's feeling[br]a little bit shaky,

0:29:02.867,0:29:05.300
I always think it's best to sit[br]in the middle of the coach,

0:29:05.333,0:29:08.033
preferably[br]facing the engine.

0:29:08.066,0:29:10.033
A pot of tea for two,[br]please.

0:29:10.066,0:29:11.066
- Very good.

0:29:11.100,0:29:12.900
- Oh, and just a minute.

0:29:12.934,0:29:15.667
Will you please tell them[br]to make it from this?

0:29:15.700,0:29:16.934
I don't drink[br]any other.

0:29:16.967,0:29:19.100
And make absolutely sure

0:29:19.133,0:29:21.000
that the water[br]is really boiling.

0:29:21.033,0:29:23.100
You understand?

0:29:23.133,0:29:24.600
It's a little fad[br]of mine.

0:29:24.633,0:29:27.033
My dear father and mother,[br]who I'm thankful to say

0:29:27.066,0:29:29.367
are still alive[br]and enjoying good health,

0:29:29.400,0:29:31.233
invariably drink it,

0:29:31.266,0:29:33.367
and so I followed[br]their footsteps.

0:29:33.400,0:29:35.900
Do you know[br]a million Mexicans drink it?

0:29:35.934,0:29:37.734
At least that's what it says[br]on the packet.

0:29:37.767,0:29:40.467
- It's very kind of you[br]to help me like this.

0:29:40.500,0:29:42.433
I don't think[br]we've introduced ourselves.

0:29:42.467,0:29:43.667
My name's Iris Henderson.

0:29:43.700,0:29:45.000
I'm going home[br]to be married.

0:29:45.033,0:29:46.900
- Really?[br]Oh, how very exciting.

0:29:46.934,0:29:47.934
I do hope[br]you'll be happy.

0:29:47.967,0:29:48.967
- Thank you.

0:29:49.000,0:29:50.367
- You'll have children,[br]won't you?

0:29:50.400,0:29:51.867
They make such a difference.

0:29:51.900,0:29:53.800
I always think it's being[br]with kiddies so much

0:29:53.834,0:29:57.166
that's made me, if I may say so,[br]young for my age.

0:29:57.200,0:29:58.567
I'm a governess, you know.

0:29:58.600,0:30:00.100
My name's Froy.[br][train whistle shrills]

0:30:00.133,0:30:01.500
- Did you say Freud?

0:30:01.533,0:30:03.834
- No, O-Y, not E-U-D.

0:30:03.867,0:30:05.066
Froy.

0:30:05.100,0:30:06.433
- I'm sorry.[br]I can't hear.

0:30:17.066,0:30:18.066
- Froy.

0:30:18.100,0:30:20.433
It rhymes with "joy."

0:30:20.467,0:30:21.567
Thank you.

0:30:21.600,0:30:23.667
Please reserve two places[br]for lunch, will you?

0:30:23.700,0:30:25.333
That is if you'd care[br]to have it with me.

0:30:25.367,0:30:26.367
- Of course.

0:30:26.400,0:30:27.633
- There's nothing moot[br]about it.

0:30:27.667,0:30:29.000
Simply wasn't out,[br]that's all.

0:30:29.033,0:30:31.600
But for the umpire's blunder,[br]he'd probably still be batting.

0:30:31.633,0:30:33.233
- What do you mean?[br]I don't understand.

0:30:33.266,0:30:34.266
- I'll show you.[br]Look here.

0:30:34.300,0:30:37.800
I saw the whole thing.

0:30:37.834,0:30:39.967
Now, then,[br]there's Hammond.

0:30:40.000,0:30:41.867
There's the bowler.

0:30:41.900,0:30:42.934
There's the umpire.

0:30:42.967,0:30:44.367
- Sugar?

0:30:44.400,0:30:45.667
- Two, please.

0:30:45.700,0:30:46.900
- Dear me.

0:30:46.934,0:30:49.066
There is no sugar.

0:30:49.100,0:30:51.934
- Now, watch this[br]very, very carefully, Caldicott.

0:30:51.967,0:30:53.233
Grimmett was bowling.

0:30:53.266,0:30:55.433
- May I trouble you[br]for the sugar, please?

0:30:55.467,0:30:56.934
- What?

0:30:56.967,0:30:58.734
- The sugar, please.

0:31:15.000,0:31:17.233
Thank you so much.

0:31:30.333,0:31:32.467
If I were you,[br]I'd try and get a little sleep.

0:31:32.500,0:31:34.834
It'll make you feel[br]quite well again.

0:31:34.867,0:31:37.967
There's a most intriguing[br]acrostic in the "Needlewoman."

0:31:38.000,0:31:41.266
I'm going to try and unravel it[br]before you wake up.

0:31:49.200,0:31:51.266
[laughter]

0:31:51.300,0:31:53.333
[Froy humming]

0:31:53.367,0:31:55.066
Da-da-da, da,[br]da-da-dee-dee

0:31:55.100,0:31:57.033
Da-da-da, da

0:32:31.000,0:32:34.000
[train whistle shrills]

0:32:53.433,0:32:55.233
[man speaking[br]a foreign language]

0:32:55.266,0:32:57.633
- Reservations[br]for lunch, please.

0:32:57.667,0:32:58.767
- Have been made.

0:32:58.800,0:32:59.800
- Da?

0:32:59.834,0:33:00.900
- Bin da.

0:33:02.967,0:33:04.333
- Madame has booked[br]for lunch?

0:33:04.367,0:33:05.433
- Oh, I think[br]my friend did.

0:33:05.467,0:33:07.333
She's got[br]the tickets.

0:33:13.800,0:33:15.266
Have you seen[br]my friend?

0:33:15.300,0:33:16.533
- No.

0:33:16.567,0:33:18.467
- My friend,[br]where is she?

0:33:20.367,0:33:22.367
La signora inglese,

0:33:22.400,0:33:24.233
the English lady,[br]where is she?

0:33:24.266,0:33:26.700
- There has been[br]no English lady here.

0:33:26.734,0:33:28.066
- What?

0:33:28.100,0:33:31.467
- There has been[br]no English lady here.

0:33:31.500,0:33:33.767
- But there has.[br]She sat there in the corner.

0:33:33.800,0:33:35.166
You saw her.[br]You spoke to her.

0:33:35.200,0:33:37.934
She sat next to you.

0:33:37.967,0:33:39.233
But it's ridiculous.

0:33:39.266,0:33:41.433
She took me to the dining car[br]and came back here with me.

0:33:41.467,0:33:43.600
- You went[br]and came back alone.

0:33:43.633,0:33:46.133
- Maybe you don't understand.

0:33:46.166,0:33:47.533
I mean the lady[br]who looked after me

0:33:47.567,0:33:48.567
when I was knocked out.

0:33:48.600,0:33:51.567
- Ah, perhaps it make you[br]forget, eh?

0:33:51.600,0:33:52.734
- Well, I may be[br]very dense,

0:33:52.767,0:33:54.100
but if this is[br]some sort of a joke,

0:33:54.133,0:33:56.700
I'm afraid[br]I don't see the point.

0:34:31.166,0:34:33.033
Oh, steward,[br]you served me tea just now.

0:34:33.065,0:34:34.065
- Yes, madame.

0:34:34.100,0:34:35.199
- Well, have you seen[br]the lady I was with,

0:34:35.233,0:34:36.233
the English lady?

0:34:36.266,0:34:37.300
- But madame was alone.

0:34:37.333,0:34:38.533
- [man speaking Bandrikan]

0:34:38.567,0:34:39.900
Pardon, madame.[br]He make mistake.

0:34:39.934,0:34:40.934
- Well, of course.

0:34:40.967,0:34:42.132
He must remember[br]the little English lady.

0:34:42.166,0:34:43.567
She ordered the tea[br]and paid for it.

0:34:43.600,0:34:44.632
- No, it is you[br]who paid.

0:34:44.667,0:34:46.900
[both speaking Bandrikan]

0:34:46.934,0:34:48.800
- He say to look at the bill.[br]I will look, madame.

0:34:48.833,0:34:50.367
- But she gave you[br]a special packet of tea.

0:34:50.400,0:34:51.632
You can't[br]have forgotten that.

0:34:51.667,0:34:54.166
- The tea was ours, madame.[br]I received no packet.

0:34:54.199,0:34:55.632
- But you did.[br]I know what happened.

0:34:55.667,0:34:59.200
- Pardon, madame, the bill:[br]tea for one.

0:34:59.233,0:35:00.800
- But that's not right.

0:35:00.834,0:35:03.233
- Perhaps madame would care[br]to examine the bills herself.

0:35:03.266,0:35:06.166
- No, I wouldn't.[br]The whole thing's too absurd.

0:35:13.200,0:35:15.567
Please, have you seen[br]a lady pass through?

0:35:15.600,0:35:16.600
Oh.

0:35:16.633,0:35:18.734
- Well, well,[br]if it isn't old stinker.

0:35:18.767,0:35:20.600
If I thought you were going[br]to be on this train,

0:35:20.633,0:35:22.300
I'd have stayed another week[br]in the hotel.

0:35:22.333,0:35:23.367
Lady? No, why?

0:35:23.400,0:35:24.400
- It doesn't matter.

0:35:24.433,0:35:26.467
You probably wouldn't[br]recognize one anyway.

0:35:29.667,0:35:31.400
- Hello. Feeling queer?

0:35:31.433,0:35:32.734
- It's that pipe of yours,[br]George.

0:35:32.767,0:35:34.300
Why don't you throw[br]your old socks away?

0:35:34.333,0:35:35.333
Never mind.

0:35:35.367,0:35:36.700
Thanks for the help[br]all the same.

0:35:36.734,0:35:37.934
Come on, sit down.[br]Take it easy.

0:35:37.967,0:35:38.967
What's the trouble?

0:35:39.000,0:35:40.667
- If you must know,[br]something fell on my head.

0:35:40.700,0:35:41.700
- When, infancy?

0:35:41.734,0:35:42.734
- At the station.

0:35:42.767,0:35:44.133
- Oh, bad luck.[br]Can I help?

0:35:44.166,0:35:45.900
- No, only by going away.

0:35:45.934,0:35:47.600
- No, no, no, no,[br]my father always taught me:

0:35:47.633,0:35:49.133
never desert[br]a lady in trouble.

0:35:49.166,0:35:51.033
He even carried that[br]as far as marrying Mother.

0:35:51.066,0:35:52.467
- I say, did you see[br]a little lady

0:35:52.500,0:35:53.934
last night in the hotel[br]in tweeds?

0:35:53.967,0:35:55.166
- I only saw[br]one little lady.

0:35:55.200,0:35:56.433
She was hardly[br]in tweeds.

0:35:56.467,0:35:57.867
- Yes, but she was[br]in my compartment,

0:35:57.900,0:35:58.900
and now I can't find her.

0:35:58.934,0:36:00.133
- She must be[br]still on the train.

0:36:00.166,0:36:01.166
We haven't stopped[br]since we started.

0:36:01.200,0:36:02.734
- Of course she's still[br]on the train; I know that.

0:36:02.767,0:36:04.533
- All right, all right.[br]Nobody said she isn't.

0:36:04.567,0:36:06.133
- Yes, but that's just[br]what they are saying.

0:36:06.166,0:36:07.166
- Who?

0:36:07.200,0:36:08.200
- The rest of the people[br]in the compartment

0:36:08.233,0:36:09.233
and the stewards.

0:36:09.266,0:36:10.333
They insist[br]they never saw her.

0:36:10.367,0:36:12.066
- All of them?[br]- All of them.

0:36:12.100,0:36:14.367
- You were saying you got[br]a knock on the head?

0:36:14.400,0:36:15.467
- What do you mean?

0:36:15.500,0:36:17.233
- Never mind.[br]Do you talk the lingo?

0:36:17.266,0:36:18.266
- No.

0:36:18.300,0:36:19.300
- Oh, well,[br]they probably thought

0:36:19.333,0:36:20.800
you were trying[br]to borrow some money.

0:36:20.834,0:36:23.000
Come on, let's knock the idea[br]out of their stupid heads.

0:36:23.033,0:36:25.633
A most unfortunate remark.[br]I beg your pardon.

0:36:27.100,0:36:29.100
[speaking Italian]

0:36:29.133,0:36:32.834
- That's one of them,[br]the little dark man.

0:36:32.867,0:36:33.867
- I say, excuse me.

0:36:33.900,0:36:35.600
I think there's been[br]a little misunderstanding.

0:36:35.633,0:36:37.467
This young lady seems[br]to have lost her friend.

0:36:37.500,0:36:38.567
- Yes, I have heard.

0:36:38.600,0:36:40.367
This gentleman[br]has been explaining to me.

0:36:40.400,0:36:41.767
It's most interesting.

0:36:41.800,0:36:43.567
And I think,[br]under the circumstances,

0:36:43.600,0:36:45.100
we shall all[br]introduce ourselves.

0:36:45.133,0:36:46.600
- I am Italian citizen.

0:36:46.633,0:36:47.633
My wife and child.

0:36:47.667,0:36:48.667
- How do you do?

0:36:48.700,0:36:50.066
Oh, bonny little chap.[br]How old is he?

0:36:50.100,0:36:51.900
- 1934 class, si.

0:36:51.934,0:36:54.834
And the lady in the corner:[br]Isabel Nisatona.

0:36:54.867,0:36:56.100
- Oh, yes,[br]I met her husband.

0:36:56.133,0:36:58.333
He presented prizes[br]at the Folk Dance Festival.

0:36:58.367,0:36:59.467
Minister of Propaganda.

0:36:59.500,0:37:01.633
- And I am Dr. Egon Hartz[br]of Prague.

0:37:01.667,0:37:02.700
You may have heard of me.

0:37:02.734,0:37:04.200
- Not the brain specialist.

0:37:04.233,0:37:05.266
- Yes, the same.

0:37:05.300,0:37:06.500
- Oh, yes, you flew[br]over to England the other day

0:37:06.533,0:37:08.200
and operated on one[br]of our cabinet ministers.

0:37:08.233,0:37:09.233
- Oh, yes.

0:37:09.266,0:37:10.533
- Tell me,[br]did you find anything?

0:37:10.567,0:37:12.400
- A slight[br]cerebral contusion.

0:37:12.433,0:37:14.033
- Oh, well, that's better[br]than nothing.

0:37:14.066,0:37:15.500
- But I am picking up[br]a similar case

0:37:15.533,0:37:16.667
at the next station

0:37:16.700,0:37:18.133
but so much[br]more complicated.

0:37:18.166,0:37:20.467
I shall operate at[br]the National Hospital tonight.

0:37:20.500,0:37:21.500
Among other things,

0:37:21.533,0:37:23.367
a cranial fracture[br]with compression.

0:37:23.400,0:37:24.400
Do you understand?

0:37:24.433,0:37:26.000
- Oh, yes,[br]a wallop on the bean.

0:37:26.033,0:37:27.633
- I suppose you[br]haven't seen my friend.

0:37:27.667,0:37:28.967
- Unfortunately, no.

0:37:29.000,0:37:30.934
- I'll just take a word[br]with the baroness.

0:37:30.967,0:37:31.967
Excuse me.

0:37:32.000,0:37:35.000
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:37:37.900,0:37:40.767
[speaking Italian]

0:37:40.934,0:37:43.367
[speaking Italian]

0:37:43.400,0:37:44.900
- What do they say?

0:37:44.934,0:37:46.500
- Well, they both say[br]they've never seen her.

0:37:46.533,0:37:48.533
- But that's not true.[br]She was sitting where you are.

0:37:48.567,0:37:49.767
- Can you[br]describe her?

0:37:49.800,0:37:51.500
- Well, it's a bit[br]difficult, you see.

0:37:51.533,0:37:53.133
She was sort of middle-aged[br]and ordinary.

0:37:53.166,0:37:54.500
- Well, what[br]was she wearing?

0:37:54.533,0:37:56.867
Tweeds,[br]oatmeal flecked with brown,

0:37:56.900,0:37:58.967
a three-quarter coat[br]with patch pockets,

0:37:59.000,0:38:03.266
a scarf, felt hat,[br]brown shoes, a tussah shirt,

0:38:03.300,0:38:06.066
and a small blue handkerchief[br]in her breast pocket.

0:38:06.100,0:38:07.433
I can't remember[br]any more.

0:38:07.467,0:38:09.066
- You couldn't have been[br]paying attention.

0:38:09.100,0:38:10.100
Now, listen.

0:38:10.133,0:38:11.133
You both went along[br]to tea?

0:38:11.166,0:38:12.166
- Yes.

0:38:12.200,0:38:13.400
- Well, surely[br]you met somebody.

0:38:13.433,0:38:15.533
- Well, I suppose[br]we did, but--

0:38:15.567,0:38:17.467
Wait a moment.[br]Let me think.

0:38:17.500,0:38:19.367
Oh, yes, there was an Englishman[br]who passed the sugar.

0:38:19.400,0:38:20.400
- Right you are.

0:38:20.433,0:38:21.467
Now, let's go along[br]and dig him out.

0:38:21.500,0:38:22.600
- Pardon.[br]May I come with you?

0:38:22.633,0:38:23.867
This is most[br]interesting to me.

0:38:23.900,0:38:25.467
- Well, we don't like people[br]muscling in,

0:38:25.500,0:38:27.467
but we'll make you[br]a member.

0:38:34.133,0:38:35.967
- Wait a moment.[br]There was somebody else.

0:38:36.000,0:38:38.433
As we passed this compartment,[br]Miss Froy stumbled in.

0:38:38.467,0:38:39.900
There was a tall gentleman[br]and a lady.

0:38:39.934,0:38:41.500
- All right, now we're[br]getting somewhere.

0:38:41.533,0:38:42.700
If we can really find[br]someone who saw her,

0:38:42.734,0:38:44.300
we'll have the place[br]searched.

0:38:44.333,0:38:45.433
- Can I be[br]of any assistance?

0:38:45.467,0:38:46.467
- That's the gentleman.

0:38:46.500,0:38:48.467
- Well, do you happen to remember[br]seeing this young lady

0:38:48.500,0:38:50.567
pass the compartment[br]with a little Englishwoman?

0:38:50.600,0:38:53.467
- I'm afraid not.

0:38:53.500,0:38:55.233
- But you must have!

0:38:55.266,0:38:57.033
She almost fell[br]into your compartment.

0:38:57.066,0:38:58.333
Surely you haven't[br]forgotten.

0:38:58.367,0:38:59.600
It's very important.

0:38:59.633,0:39:01.333
Everybody's saying[br]she wasn't on the train,

0:39:01.367,0:39:03.100
but I know she is,[br]and I'm going to find her

0:39:03.133,0:39:06.066
even if I have to stop[br]the train to do it.

0:39:06.100,0:39:07.166
[knocks]

0:39:07.200,0:39:08.633
- I say, Caldicott,[br]this is Charters.

0:39:08.667,0:39:10.000
Can I come in?

0:39:10.033,0:39:11.934
You know that girl[br]we saw at the hotel?

0:39:11.967,0:39:13.800
She's back there[br]kicking up a devil of a fuss.

0:39:13.834,0:39:15.467
Says she's lost[br]her friend.

0:39:15.500,0:39:17.000
- Well, she hasn't been[br]in here, old man.

0:39:17.033,0:39:19.233
- But the point is, she threatens[br]to stop the train.

0:39:19.266,0:39:20.266
- Oh, Lord.

0:39:20.300,0:39:21.667
- If we miss[br]our connection at Basle,

0:39:21.700,0:39:23.066
we'll never make[br]Manchester in time.

0:39:23.100,0:39:24.100
- This is serious.

0:39:24.133,0:39:26.333
- Let's hide in here.

0:39:26.367,0:39:28.333
- I'm sorry, I haven't[br]the faintest recollection.

0:39:28.367,0:39:30.233
You must be making[br]a mistake.

0:39:31.800,0:39:33.867
- Well, he obviously[br]doesn't remember.

0:39:33.900,0:39:36.033
Let's go and look[br]for the other fellow.

0:39:36.066,0:39:37.934
- Who were you[br]talking to outside?

0:39:37.967,0:39:38.967
- Hmm?

0:39:39.000,0:39:44.200
Oh, nobody, just some people[br]in the corridor arguing.

0:39:47.967,0:39:49.867
- There he is.[br]That's the man.

0:39:49.900,0:39:51.266
- Oh, oh, I say.[br]I'm so sorry.

0:39:51.300,0:39:52.433
I wonder[br]if I can bother you.

0:39:52.467,0:39:53.500
I wonder[br]if you can help us.

0:39:53.533,0:39:54.533
How?

0:39:54.567,0:39:55.633
- Well, I was having tea[br]about an hour ago

0:39:55.667,0:39:56.667
with an English lady.

0:39:56.700,0:39:57.734
You saw her,[br]didn't you?

0:39:57.767,0:39:59.567
- Well, I don't know,[br]I mean, definitely.

0:39:59.600,0:40:00.834
I was talking to my friend,[br]wasn't I?

0:40:00.867,0:40:01.867
- Indubitably.

0:40:01.900,0:40:03.133
- Yes, but you were sitting[br]at the next table.

0:40:03.166,0:40:04.500
She turned[br]and borrowed the sugar.

0:40:04.533,0:40:05.533
You must remember.

0:40:05.567,0:40:06.934
- Oh, yes, I recall[br]passing the sugar.

0:40:06.967,0:40:07.967
- Well, then you saw her.

0:40:08.000,0:40:09.166
I repeat, we were deep[br]in conversation.

0:40:09.200,0:40:10.233
We were discussing[br]cricket.

0:40:10.266,0:40:11.400
- Well, I don't see[br]how a thing like cricket

0:40:11.433,0:40:12.734
can make you forget[br]seeing people.

0:40:12.767,0:40:13.767
- Oh, don't you?

0:40:13.800,0:40:14.800
Well, if that's[br]your attitude,

0:40:14.834,0:40:15.967
obviously there's[br]nothing more to be said.

0:40:16.000,0:40:17.433
Come, Caldicott.

0:40:17.467,0:40:18.867
"Thing like cricket."

0:40:18.900,0:40:19.900
- Hmm, wrong tactics.

0:40:19.934,0:40:20.934
We should have told him

0:40:20.967,0:40:22.166
we were looking[br]for a lost cricket ball.

0:40:22.200,0:40:23.200
- Yes, but he spoke to her.

0:40:23.233,0:40:24.734
There must be[br]some explanation.

0:40:24.767,0:40:25.900
- There is.

0:40:25.934,0:40:27.100
Please forgive me.

0:40:27.133,0:40:29.500
I'm quite possibly wrong,[br]but I have known cases

0:40:29.533,0:40:31.100
where a sudden[br]shock or blow

0:40:31.133,0:40:33.200
has induced[br]the most vivid impressions.

0:40:33.233,0:40:34.800
- I understand.

0:40:34.834,0:40:36.000
You don't believe me.

0:40:36.033,0:40:38.033
- Oh, it's not a question[br]of belief.

0:40:38.066,0:40:39.600
Even a simple concussion

0:40:39.633,0:40:42.533
may have curious effects[br]upon an imaginative person.

0:40:42.567,0:40:45.000
- Yes, but I can remember[br]every little detail:

0:40:45.033,0:40:46.900
her name, Miss Froy--[br]everything.

0:40:46.934,0:40:48.633
- So interesting.

0:40:48.667,0:40:50.734
You know,[br]if one had time,

0:40:50.767,0:40:53.166
one could trace the cause[br]of the hallucination.

0:40:53.200,0:40:54.200
- Hallucination?

0:40:54.233,0:40:55.233
- Oh, precisely.

0:40:55.266,0:40:56.266
There is no Miss Froy.

0:40:56.300,0:40:59.533
There never was a Miss Froy,[br]merely a vivid subjective image.

0:40:59.567,0:41:01.300
- But I met her last night[br]at the hotel.

0:41:01.333,0:41:02.400
- You thought you did.

0:41:02.433,0:41:03.633
- Yes, but what about[br]the name?

0:41:03.667,0:41:05.166
- Oh, some past[br]association:

0:41:05.200,0:41:07.667
an advertisement[br]or a character in a novel

0:41:07.700,0:41:09.734
subconsciously[br]remembered.

0:41:09.767,0:41:12.066
No, there is no reason[br]to be frightened

0:41:12.100,0:41:14.033
if you are quiet[br]and relaxed.

0:41:14.066,0:41:15.734
- Thank you very much.

0:41:23.767,0:41:26.033
- Well, if you[br]will excuse me,

0:41:26.066,0:41:28.166
this is where my patient[br]comes aboard.

0:41:28.200,0:41:30.467
Excuse me.

0:41:30.500,0:41:32.333
Most interesting.

0:41:33.500,0:41:35.066
- We're stopping.

0:41:35.100,0:41:36.600
- This is the first stop,[br]isn't it?

0:41:36.633,0:41:37.633
- Mm-hmm.

0:41:37.667,0:41:39.533
- Well, then Miss Froy[br]must still be on the train.

0:41:39.567,0:41:40.867
Look, you look out[br]of this window

0:41:40.900,0:41:42.200
and see if she[br]gets off this side.

0:41:42.233,0:41:44.567
I'll take the other.

0:41:44.600,0:41:46.000
- Most interesting.

0:41:46.033,0:41:47.033
- Oh.

0:41:53.367,0:41:54.600
- What was she dressed in?

0:41:54.633,0:41:55.700
Scotch tweeds, wasn't it?

0:41:55.734,0:41:57.633
- Oatmeal tweeds.

0:41:57.667,0:42:00.266
- Oh, I knew it had something[br]to do with porridge.

0:42:06.800,0:42:09.800
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:42:26.066,0:42:29.233
- How long does it take[br]to get a divorce?

0:42:29.266,0:42:30.500
Eric.

0:42:30.533,0:42:32.734
- Hmm? Oh, I beg your pardon.[br]I wasn't listening.

0:42:32.767,0:42:35.567
- I said how long does it take[br]to get a divorce?

0:42:35.600,0:42:37.266
- Oh, that depends.[br]Why?

0:42:37.300,0:42:38.633
- I was only wondering

0:42:38.667,0:42:41.433
whether we could take[br]our honeymoon next spring.

0:42:41.467,0:42:43.166
I mean the official one.

0:42:43.200,0:42:45.400
- The difficulties[br]are considerable.

0:42:45.433,0:42:47.667
For one thing, the courts[br]are very crowded just now.

0:42:47.700,0:42:49.266
Although I suppose[br]we barristers

0:42:49.300,0:42:50.900
ought not to complain[br]about that.

0:42:50.934,0:42:51.934
[clears throat]

0:42:51.967,0:42:54.166
As a matter of fact,[br]with conditions as they are now,

0:42:54.200,0:42:56.633
my chances of becoming[br]a judge are very rosy.

0:42:56.667,0:42:59.033
You know, that is[br]if nothing untoward occurs.

0:42:59.066,0:43:01.767
- Such as you being mixed up[br]in a divorce case yourself.

0:43:01.800,0:43:03.734
- Well, yes.

0:43:03.767,0:43:05.867
- In that first[br]careless rapture of yours,

0:43:05.900,0:43:07.500
you said you didn't care[br]what happened.

0:43:07.533,0:43:09.567
- My dear, you must think of it[br]from my point of view.

0:43:09.600,0:43:12.233
The law, like Caesar's wife,[br]must be above suspicion.

0:43:12.266,0:43:15.066
- Even when the law spends[br]six weeks with Caesar's wife?

0:43:15.100,0:43:16.166
- Look here.

0:43:16.200,0:43:17.800
- Now I know why[br]you've been running around

0:43:17.834,0:43:19.600
like a scared rabbit,

0:43:19.633,0:43:21.767
why you lied so deliberately[br]a few minutes ago.

0:43:21.800,0:43:22.800
- I lied?

0:43:22.834,0:43:24.400
- Yes, to those people[br]in the corridor.

0:43:24.433,0:43:26.300
I heard every word[br]you said.

0:43:28.233,0:43:30.500
- It was merely that I didn't wish[br]to be mixed up in any inquiry.

0:43:30.533,0:43:32.166
- Inquiry?

0:43:32.200,0:43:33.867
Just because a little woman[br]can't be found?

0:43:33.900,0:43:35.000
- That girl[br]was making a fuss.

0:43:35.033,0:43:36.200
If the woman[br]had disappeared

0:43:36.233,0:43:37.567
and I'd admitted[br]having seen her,

0:43:37.600,0:43:39.266
we might become[br]vital witnesses.

0:43:39.300,0:43:41.600
Why, my name might even appear[br]in the papers,

0:43:41.633,0:43:43.066
coupled with yours.

0:43:43.100,0:43:45.333
Why, a scandal like that[br]might lead anywhere,

0:43:45.367,0:43:47.500
anywhere.

0:43:47.533,0:43:50.500
- Yes, I suppose[br]it might.

0:43:55.867,0:43:57.233
[train whistle shrills]

0:44:11.333,0:44:12.900
- Nobody?

0:44:12.934,0:44:14.000
- Nobody.

0:44:14.033,0:44:15.633
- Well, the only thing[br]that came out my side

0:44:15.667,0:44:17.500
was two bits of orange peel[br]and a paper bag.

0:44:17.533,0:44:19.767
- I know there's a Miss Froy.[br]She's as real as you are.

0:44:19.800,0:44:21.533
- Yes, that's what you say,[br]and you believe it,

0:44:21.567,0:44:23.934
but there doesn't appear to be[br]anybody else who's seen her.

0:44:23.967,0:44:25.000
- I saw her,

0:44:25.100,0:44:26.300
I think.

0:44:26.333,0:44:27.734
- You did?

0:44:27.767,0:44:28.900
- A little woman[br]in tweeds.

0:44:28.934,0:44:29.934
- Yes.

0:44:29.967,0:44:31.033
- Wearing[br]a three-quarter coat.

0:44:31.066,0:44:33.033
- With a scarf?[br]- That's right.

0:44:33.066,0:44:34.233
I saw her with you when you[br]passed the compartment.

0:44:34.266,0:44:35.567
- I knew I was right.

0:44:35.600,0:44:37.166
But your husband said[br]he hadn't see her.

0:44:37.200,0:44:38.333
- Oh, he didn't notice,

0:44:38.367,0:44:40.467
but as soon as he mentioned it,[br]I remembered at once.

0:44:40.500,0:44:41.500
- You win.

0:44:41.533,0:44:42.900
You know,[br]this calls for action.

0:44:42.934,0:44:44.133
Do you prefer[br]to make a statement?

0:44:44.166,0:44:45.300
- Of course,[br]if it helps.

0:44:45.333,0:44:46.967
- Pardon, my patient[br]has just arrived,

0:44:47.000,0:44:48.567
the most fascinating[br]complication.

0:44:48.600,0:44:49.700
- We have some news[br]for you.

0:44:49.734,0:44:51.133
- This lady[br]actually saw Miss Froy.

0:44:51.166,0:44:52.166
- So.

0:44:52.200,0:44:53.600
- We're going to have[br]the train searched.

0:44:53.633,0:44:55.233
- You'll have to think[br]of a fresh theory now, Doctor.

0:44:55.266,0:44:56.266
- It is not necessary.

0:44:56.300,0:44:57.667
My theory was[br]a perfectly good one.

0:44:57.700,0:44:59.000
The facts[br]were misleading.

0:44:59.033,0:45:00.667
I hope you will find[br]your friend.

0:45:00.700,0:45:01.700
Excuse me.

0:45:01.734,0:45:02.867
- I'll be in here[br]if you want me.

0:45:02.900,0:45:04.300
- Right you are.[br]Come along.

0:45:09.934,0:45:11.600
- Eric.

0:45:13.233,0:45:14.433
I was only[br]going to mention

0:45:14.467,0:45:16.400
that I told that girl[br]I'd seen her friend.

0:45:16.433,0:45:17.467
- What's that?

0:45:17.500,0:45:18.900
Have you taken leave[br]of your senses?

0:45:18.934,0:45:21.133
- On the contrary,[br]I've come to them.

0:45:21.266,0:45:22.300
- What do you mean?

0:45:22.333,0:45:24.633
- If there's a scandal,[br]there'd be a divorce.

0:45:24.667,0:45:26.367
You couldn't let me down,[br]could you?

0:45:26.400,0:45:27.934
You'd have to do[br]the decent thing

0:45:27.967,0:45:30.200
as reluctantly[br]as only you know how.

0:45:30.233,0:45:32.800
- You forget one very important[br]thing, Margaret:

0:45:32.834,0:45:34.967
your husband would divorce you,[br]I've no doubt.

0:45:35.000,0:45:37.600
But whatever happens,[br]my wife will never divorce me.

0:45:39.400,0:45:41.033
- Yes, well, it might seem crazy[br]to you, but I tell you,

0:45:41.066,0:45:42.367
you're going to search[br]the train.

0:45:42.400,0:45:43.600
- Ah, Signorina...

0:45:43.633,0:45:45.000
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:45:45.033,0:45:46.266
Your friend,[br]she come back.

0:45:46.700,0:45:48.233
- Come back?[br]- Si, si.

0:45:48.266,0:45:49.266
- But what happened?

0:45:49.300,0:45:51.433
- Oh, you go see.[br]She tell you.

0:45:51.467,0:45:53.433
- Scusi.[br]- Thanks.

0:45:53.467,0:45:55.467
All right, Athleston, relax.[br]The crisis is over.

0:45:55.500,0:45:56.934
Come on,[br]let's join the lady.

0:45:58.266,0:45:59.266
Here we are.

0:45:59.300,0:46:00.367
- Miss Froy.

0:46:04.433,0:46:06.000
That isn't Miss Froy.

0:46:06.033,0:46:07.600
- Isn't it?

0:46:07.633,0:46:08.667
- No.

0:46:08.700,0:46:10.033
- I say, this is[br]a silly thing to say,

0:46:10.066,0:46:11.734
but are you[br]Miss Froy?

0:46:11.767,0:46:15.500
- No, I am[br]Madame Kummer.

0:46:15.533,0:46:18.700
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:46:18.734,0:46:20.166
- She says she helped you[br]into the carriage

0:46:20.200,0:46:21.367
after you got the biff[br]on the head

0:46:21.400,0:46:22.433
and then went to see[br]some friends.

0:46:22.467,0:46:25.467
- [speaking Bandrikan]

0:46:25.500,0:46:27.600
- The baroness says that as you[br]spoke about the English lady,

0:46:27.633,0:46:29.100
she didn't connect her[br]with Madame Kummer.

0:46:29.133,0:46:31.667
- But she wasn't the lady I saw.[br]It was Miss Froy.

0:46:31.700,0:46:34.166
- Oatmeal tweeds, blouse,[br]blue silk handkerchief--

0:46:34.200,0:46:35.567
- Yes, I know,[br]everything's the same,

0:46:35.600,0:46:36.600
but it isn't her.

0:46:36.633,0:46:37.700
- I beg your pardon.

0:46:37.734,0:46:39.567
When did you say[br]you first met this Miss Froy?

0:46:39.600,0:46:40.867
- Last night[br]at the hotel.

0:46:40.900,0:46:43.033
- Oh, and was she wearing[br]a costume like this?

0:46:43.066,0:46:44.967
- Yes, I think so.

0:46:45.000,0:46:46.166
- Then I must apologize.

0:46:46.200,0:46:47.233
You did meet her[br]after all.

0:46:47.266,0:46:48.266
- Then--

0:46:48.300,0:46:49.300
- But not on this train.

0:46:49.333,0:46:50.333
In your subconscious mind,

0:46:50.367,0:46:52.133
you substituted for the face[br]of Madame Kummer

0:46:52.166,0:46:53.166
that of Miss Froy.

0:46:53.200,0:46:54.900
- But I didn't.[br]I couldn't have, I tell you.

0:46:54.934,0:46:56.066
I talked to her here.

0:46:56.100,0:46:57.100
- That's very easily settled.

0:46:57.133,0:46:58.433
There's an Englishwoman[br]on the train

0:46:58.467,0:46:59.467
who said she saw her.

0:46:59.500,0:47:00.700
If this lady wouldn't mind,[br]Madame--

0:47:00.734,0:47:02.700
[speaking Bandrikan]

0:47:02.734,0:47:04.300
- [speaking Bandrikan]

0:47:04.333,0:47:05.900
- [speaking French]

0:47:05.934,0:47:08.500
What a gift for languages[br]the fellow's got.

0:47:14.767,0:47:15.767
[knocks]

0:47:19.233,0:47:20.233
I'm so sorry.

0:47:20.266,0:47:22.200
Would you tell us, please,[br]is this the woman you saw?

0:47:22.233,0:47:23.367
- It isn't a bit[br]like her, is it?

0:47:26.934,0:47:28.333
- Yes, she's the woman.

0:47:28.367,0:47:31.066
- But it isn't, I tell you.[br]It isn't.

0:47:31.100,0:47:32.100
- Are you sure?

0:47:33.800,0:47:34.967
- Perfectly.

0:47:35.000,0:47:37.000
- She isn't.[br]She isn't.

0:47:37.033,0:47:40.033
[both speaking Bandrikan]

0:47:40.300,0:47:42.100
- Well, come on, then.

0:47:42.133,0:47:43.967
I'm so sorry[br]to have troubled you.

0:47:47.133,0:47:49.834
- Well, aren't you[br]going to say anything?

0:47:49.867,0:47:51.667
You might at least gloat[br]if nothing else.

0:47:51.700,0:47:52.800
- What am I expected to say?

0:47:52.834,0:47:55.033
You only did it[br]to save your own skin.

0:47:55.066,0:47:56.900
- She was lying.[br]I saw it in her face.

0:47:56.934,0:47:58.567
They're all lying.[br]But why, why?

0:47:58.600,0:48:00.500
- Now, now, why don't you sit down[br]and take it easy?

0:48:00.533,0:48:02.467
- Do you believe this nonsense[br]about substituting

0:48:02.500,0:48:04.066
Miss Froy's face[br]for Madame Kummer's?

0:48:04.100,0:48:06.100
- Well, I think any change[br]would be an improvement.

0:48:06.133,0:48:08.133
- Listen, Miss Froy was[br]on this train, I know she was,

0:48:08.166,0:48:10.166
and nothing will[br]convince me otherwise.

0:48:11.333,0:48:13.500
Must you follow me around[br]like a pet dog?

0:48:13.533,0:48:14.867
- Oh, well, let's say[br]a watchdog.

0:48:14.900,0:48:16.767
I've got all[br]the better instincts.

0:48:16.800,0:48:18.200
- Good-bye.

0:48:37.133,0:48:38.600
The doctor was right.[br]You're all right.

0:48:38.633,0:48:39.934
I never saw Miss Froy[br]on the train.

0:48:39.967,0:48:41.200
It didn't happen,[br]I know now.

0:48:41.233,0:48:43.166
- Ah, I'm glad you're going[br]to take it like that.

0:48:43.200,0:48:45.133
What you want to do[br]is to forget all about it.

0:48:45.166,0:48:47.100
Just make your mind[br]a complete blank.

0:48:47.133,0:48:50.433
You know? Watch me.[br]You can't go wrong.

0:48:50.467,0:48:52.066
What about a spot[br]of something to eat?

0:48:52.100,0:48:53.266
- Anything.

0:48:53.300,0:48:54.567
- That's right.[br]Come along.

0:49:00.433,0:49:02.200
- Ah, this way,[br]please.

0:49:02.233,0:49:04.200
- Oh, thank you.[br]- Merci.

0:49:04.233,0:49:05.934
Would you like[br]a little air?

0:49:05.967,0:49:07.066
- Thanks.

0:49:09.333,0:49:10.700
- Do you think[br]you can eat anything?

0:49:10.734,0:49:11.734
- I could try.

0:49:11.767,0:49:12.767
- That's the spirit.

0:49:12.800,0:49:14.133
You'll feel a different girl[br]tomorrow.

0:49:14.166,0:49:15.266
- I hope so.

0:49:15.300,0:49:17.834
I don't want to meet my fiance[br]a nervous wreck.

0:49:18.700,0:49:20.166
- Your what?

0:49:20.200,0:49:22.834
- I'm being married[br]on Thursday.

0:49:22.867,0:49:24.367
- Quite sure[br]you're not imagining that?

0:49:24.400,0:49:25.567
- Positive.

0:49:25.600,0:49:27.734
- Oh, I was afraid so.

0:49:27.767,0:49:28.967
Aha, food.

0:49:29.000,0:49:30.033
- I couldn't face it.

0:49:30.066,0:49:31.066
- Well, you well best.

0:49:31.100,0:49:32.533
Do you mind if I talk[br]with my mouth full?

0:49:32.567,0:49:33.633
- If you must.

0:49:33.667,0:49:35.834
- Well, now, would you like[br]to hear about my early life?

0:49:35.867,0:49:37.166
- I don't think so.

0:49:37.200,0:49:38.934
- Well, since you press me,[br]I'll begin with my father.

0:49:38.967,0:49:40.066
You know, it's remarkable

0:49:40.100,0:49:41.867
how many great men[br]began with their father.

0:49:41.900,0:49:43.033
Oh, something to drink?

0:49:43.066,0:49:44.066
- No--

0:49:44.100,0:49:45.667
Oh, yes, I will.[br]A cup of tea, please.

0:49:45.700,0:49:48.300
- [speaking Bandrikan]

0:49:48.333,0:49:50.700
You know, my father[br]was a very colorful character.

0:49:50.734,0:49:53.467
Amongst other things,[br]he was strongly addicted to...

0:49:53.500,0:49:54.834
you'll never guess.

0:49:54.867,0:49:56.367
- Harriman's Herbal Tea.

0:49:56.400,0:49:58.166
- No, wrong,[br]double scotch.

0:49:58.200,0:49:59.900
- A million Mexicans[br]drink it.

0:49:59.934,0:50:01.433
- Maybe they do,[br]but Father didn't.

0:50:01.467,0:50:03.333
- Miss Froy gave the waiter[br]a packet of it.

0:50:03.367,0:50:05.266
- A packet of what?

0:50:05.300,0:50:06.533
- Harriman's Herbal Tea.

0:50:06.567,0:50:08.200
She said it was[br]the only sort she liked.

0:50:08.233,0:50:09.266
- Now, look here,[br]I thought we'd agreed

0:50:09.300,0:50:11.000
that you were going to make[br]your mind a complete blank.

0:50:11.033,0:50:13.266
- But it's so real.[br]I'm sure it happened.

0:50:13.300,0:50:15.000
- Did we or did we not?

0:50:15.033,0:50:16.867
- We did.

0:50:16.900,0:50:18.533
Sorry.

0:50:18.567,0:50:20.100
Go on telling me[br]about your father.

0:50:20.133,0:50:23.333
- Well, my father[br]was a very remarkable man.

0:50:23.367,0:50:24.667
- Did he play[br]the clarinet?

0:50:24.700,0:50:25.700
- Incessantly.

0:50:25.734,0:50:26.934
In fact,[br]he never put it down

0:50:26.967,0:50:29.300
unless it became[br]absolutely necessary.

0:50:29.333,0:50:30.333
Well, naturally,

0:50:30.367,0:50:32.200
I couldn't help inheriting[br]his love of music.

0:50:32.233,0:50:33.266
- Why not?

0:50:33.300,0:50:34.867
- Well, that was all[br]he left me.

0:50:34.900,0:50:38.600
You know,[br]you're remarkably attractive.

0:50:38.633,0:50:39.934
Has anyone ever told you?

0:50:39.967,0:50:42.000
- We were discussing you.

0:50:42.033,0:50:43.300
- Ah, yes, of course.

0:50:43.333,0:50:44.533
Do you like me?

0:50:44.567,0:50:45.567
- Not much.

0:50:47.533,0:50:50.100
- Well, after I'd paid[br]my father's debts,

0:50:50.133,0:50:51.133
I started to travel

0:50:51.166,0:50:52.633
until they tried[br]to cash the checks.

0:50:52.667,0:50:53.667
For the moment, you know,

0:50:53.700,0:50:55.166
I'm writing a book[br]on folk dancing.

0:50:55.200,0:50:56.500
Would you like[br]to buy a copy?

0:50:56.533,0:50:57.767
- I'd love to.

0:50:57.800,0:50:59.266
When does it see[br]the light of day?

0:50:59.300,0:51:00.800
- About four years.

0:51:00.834,0:51:02.300
- That's a very long time.

0:51:02.333,0:51:03.967
- It's a very long book.

0:51:05.967,0:51:08.000
Do you know[br]why you fascinate me?

0:51:08.033,0:51:09.100
I'll tell you.

0:51:09.133,0:51:11.367
You've got two great qualities[br]I used to admire in Father.

0:51:11.400,0:51:12.900
You haven't[br]any manners at all,

0:51:12.934,0:51:16.066
and you're always[br]seeing things.

0:51:16.100,0:51:17.400
What's the matter?

0:51:17.433,0:51:18.500
- Look!

0:51:18.533,0:51:21.633
[train whistle shrills]

0:51:25.767,0:51:26.900
It's gone!

0:51:26.934,0:51:27.967
- What's gone?

0:51:28.000,0:51:29.767
- Miss Froy's name[br]on the window.

0:51:29.800,0:51:31.033
You saw it.[br]You must have seen it.

0:51:31.066,0:51:32.066
She's on the train.

0:51:32.100,0:51:34.266
- Now, steady,[br]steady.

0:51:34.300,0:51:36.100
Excuse me.[br]Thank you very much.

0:51:36.133,0:51:37.734
- No, no,[br]we've got to find her.

0:51:37.767,0:51:39.066
Something's happening[br]to her.

0:51:39.100,0:51:40.266
Stop the train.

0:51:40.300,0:51:42.333
Listen, everybody.

0:51:42.367,0:51:43.900
There's a woman on this train,[br]Miss Froy.

0:51:43.934,0:51:45.100
Some of you[br]must have seen her.

0:51:45.133,0:51:46.300
They're hiding her somewhere.

0:51:46.333,0:51:49.166
I appeal to you, all of you,[br]to stop the train.

0:51:49.200,0:51:50.333
Please help me.

0:51:50.367,0:51:51.767
Please make them[br]stop the train.

0:51:51.800,0:51:52.800
Do you hear?

0:51:52.834,0:51:54.500
Why don't you do something[br]before it's too late?

0:51:54.533,0:51:55.533
- Please, please.

0:51:55.567,0:51:57.467
- I know you think I'm crazy,[br]but I'm not. I'm not!

0:51:57.500,0:51:59.133
For heaven's sake,[br]stop this train.

0:51:59.166,0:52:00.233
- Now, come.

0:52:00.266,0:52:02.200
- Leave me alone.[br]Leave me alone!

0:52:02.233,0:52:04.700
[train whistle shrills]

0:52:10.333,0:52:11.834
[brakes screeching]

0:52:14.767,0:52:18.467
- Huh, ten minutes late[br]thanks to that fool of a girl.

0:52:18.500,0:52:20.000
If she gets up[br]to any more of her tricks,

0:52:20.033,0:52:21.834
we shall be too late[br]for the last day of the match.

0:52:23.333,0:52:25.033
- I suppose you couldn't[br]put it to her in some way.

0:52:25.066,0:52:26.433
- What?

0:52:26.467,0:52:30.166
- Well, people just don't vanish[br]and so forth.

0:52:30.200,0:52:31.333
- But she has.

0:52:31.367,0:52:32.667
- What?

0:52:32.700,0:52:34.266
- Vanished.

0:52:34.300,0:52:35.300
- Who?

0:52:35.333,0:52:37.133
- The old dame.

0:52:37.166,0:52:38.166
- Yes.

0:52:38.200,0:52:40.266
- Well?

0:52:40.300,0:52:42.000
- Well, how could she?

0:52:42.033,0:52:43.533
- What?

0:52:43.567,0:52:45.166
- Vanish.

0:52:45.200,0:52:46.667
- I don't know.

0:52:46.700,0:52:48.266
- That just explains[br]my point.

0:52:48.300,0:52:51.100
People don't just disappear[br]into thin air.

0:52:51.133,0:52:53.333
- It's done in India.

0:52:53.367,0:52:54.533
- What?

0:52:54.567,0:52:56.433
- The rope trick.

0:52:56.467,0:52:57.867
- Oh, that.

0:52:57.900,0:53:00.433
It never comes out[br]in a photograph.

0:53:00.467,0:53:02.400
- Look, now,[br]in half an hour,

0:53:02.433,0:53:04.867
we'll stop at Morsken,[br]just before the border.

0:53:04.900,0:53:06.800
I will leave there[br]with my patient

0:53:06.834,0:53:08.400
for the National Hospital.

0:53:08.433,0:53:09.900
If you will come with me,

0:53:09.934,0:53:12.467
you could stay overnight[br]in a private ward.

0:53:12.500,0:53:14.467
You need peace and rest.

0:53:14.500,0:53:16.166
- Sorry,[br]nothing doing.

0:53:16.200,0:53:18.166
- Isn't there anything[br]we can do?

0:53:18.200,0:53:20.800
- Yes, find Miss Froy.

0:53:26.467,0:53:27.467
- I tell you,[br]my friend,

0:53:27.500,0:53:30.233
if she does not rest,[br]I will not answer for her.

0:53:30.266,0:53:32.133
It will be best[br]if you persuade her.

0:53:32.166,0:53:33.467
She likes you.

0:53:33.500,0:53:36.300
- I'm just about as popular[br]as a dose of strychnine.

0:53:36.333,0:53:38.667
- Well, if you coat it with sugar,[br]she may swallow it.

0:54:22.066,0:54:24.100
- Cosmopolitan train, this.

0:54:24.133,0:54:27.000
People of all nations.

0:54:27.033,0:54:29.667
I've just seen[br]at least a million Mexicans

0:54:29.700,0:54:33.000
in the corridor.

0:54:33.033,0:54:34.266
Well, I thought[br]I'd look in

0:54:34.300,0:54:36.600
to tell you to think over[br]what Dr. Hartz said.

0:54:36.633,0:54:38.033
If you feel like[br]changing your mind,

0:54:38.066,0:54:39.700
I'll be hanging around.

0:54:47.533,0:54:48.734
- What's all the mystery?

0:54:48.767,0:54:50.567
- You're right.[br]Miss Froy is on this train.

0:54:50.600,0:54:52.467
I've just seen the packet of tea[br]that you were talking about.

0:54:52.500,0:54:53.800
They chucked it out[br]with the rubbish.

0:54:53.834,0:54:55.600
- Trifle late, aren't you?[br]She may be dead by now.

0:54:55.633,0:54:56.633
- Dead or a--

0:54:56.667,0:54:58.834
Of course, for sheer variety,[br]give me an English summer.

0:54:58.867,0:55:01.467
I remember once spending[br]a bank holiday at Brighton.

0:55:01.500,0:55:02.834
We're going to search[br]this train.

0:55:02.867,0:55:04.967
There's something[br]definitely queer in the air.

0:55:21.700,0:55:24.600
Ooh, looks like supply service[br]for trunk murderers.

0:55:33.467,0:55:34.967
- Look at that.

0:55:39.033,0:55:40.834
- It's all right, Miss Froy.[br]It's only us.

0:55:40.867,0:55:42.767
- Hurry up.[br]Quickly.

0:55:47.400,0:55:49.233
[both laughing]

0:55:49.266,0:55:50.834
- Well, perhaps[br]it's Miss Froy bewitched.

0:55:50.867,0:55:52.166
You never know.

0:55:52.200,0:55:53.900
Well, anyway,[br]I refuse to be discouraged.

0:55:53.934,0:55:55.567
Faint hearts[br]never find old ladies.

0:55:55.600,0:55:57.834
Wait.

0:55:57.867,0:55:59.567
By the way, do you know[br]anything about her?

0:55:59.600,0:56:02.567
- No, only that she was[br]a governess going back home.

0:56:06.867,0:56:07.934
What is this thing?

0:56:07.967,0:56:09.033
- Can't imagine.

0:56:09.066,0:56:10.934
Anyway, there might be[br]something down here.

0:56:12.767,0:56:14.300
both: Oh!

0:56:14.333,0:56:15.500
- What on Earth?

0:56:15.533,0:56:17.767
- Our Italian friend.

0:56:17.800,0:56:19.467
I've got it.[br]Wait a minute.

0:56:20.467,0:56:22.600
- There you are,[br]the Great Doppo.

0:56:22.633,0:56:24.467
[muttering quietly]

0:56:29.266,0:56:30.667
His visiting card.[br]Look.

0:56:30.700,0:56:31.700
- What's it say?

0:56:31.734,0:56:32.734
- "The Great Doppo,

0:56:32.767,0:56:34.300
"magician, illusionist,[br]mind reader,

0:56:34.333,0:56:36.166
"will visit all principal[br]towns and cities.

0:56:36.200,0:56:38.934
"See his fascinating act,[br]The Vanishing L--

0:56:38.967,0:56:39.967
Lady."

0:56:40.000,0:56:41.700
- The Vanishing Lady.

0:56:41.734,0:56:43.400
- Perhaps that's[br]the explanation.

0:56:43.433,0:56:44.433
- What?

0:56:44.467,0:56:46.000
- Maybe he's practicing[br]on Miss Froy.

0:56:46.033,0:56:48.033
- Well, perhaps[br]it's a publicity stunt.

0:56:48.066,0:56:49.066
- No, I don't think so.

0:56:49.100,0:56:51.333
That wouldn't account for[br]the Baroness or Madame Kummer.

0:56:51.367,0:56:52.533
- Well, what's your theory?

0:56:52.567,0:56:55.000
- Oh, I don't know.[br]My theory?

0:56:55.033,0:56:56.033
I'll tell you.

0:57:01.233,0:57:02.233
- Oh, dear.

0:57:02.266,0:57:04.700
I can't get this one.

0:57:11.934,0:57:13.867
That one.

0:57:13.900,0:57:14.900
Where are you?

0:57:14.934,0:57:18.133
- I'm in here with a strong smell[br]of camphor balls.

0:57:18.166,0:57:19.533
- I can't see you.

0:57:19.567,0:57:21.233
- I'm about somewhere.

0:57:22.533,0:57:24.333
Here I am.

0:57:24.367,0:57:25.867
Where are you?

0:57:25.900,0:57:27.500
- I don't know.

0:57:27.533,0:57:29.467
- This is what comes[br]of not saying "abracadabra."

0:57:29.500,0:57:30.700
- Ooh!

0:57:30.734,0:57:32.000
- Are you hurt?

0:57:32.033,0:57:33.033
- Ouch!

0:57:33.066,0:57:34.300
- Come on, out of it,[br]Oscar.

0:57:34.333,0:57:35.667
- Not much.

0:57:35.700,0:57:37.100
- Come and sit down[br]over here.

0:57:37.133,0:57:38.500
- What is that thing?

0:57:38.533,0:57:39.533
- Well, in magic circles,

0:57:39.567,0:57:41.100
we call it[br]a disappearing cabinet.

0:57:41.133,0:57:42.667
You get inside and vanish.

0:57:42.700,0:57:44.633
- Mm, so I noticed.

0:57:44.667,0:57:46.633
You were about to tell me[br]of your theory.

0:57:46.667,0:57:49.133
- Oh, my theory.

0:57:49.166,0:57:51.433
Well, my theory,[br]my dear Watson,

0:57:51.467,0:57:54.133
is that we are[br]in very deep waters indeed.

0:57:54.166,0:57:55.333
- Ahem.

0:57:55.367,0:57:56.600
- Oh, thank you very much.

0:57:56.633,0:57:57.734
Let us marshal our facts

0:57:57.767,0:58:00.300
over a pipeful[br]of Baker Street shag.

0:58:00.333,0:58:02.266
In the first place,[br]a little old lady disappears.

0:58:02.300,0:58:03.867
Everyone that saw her[br]promptly insists

0:58:03.900,0:58:05.133
that she was[br]never there at all.

0:58:05.166,0:58:07.100
Right?[br]- Right.

0:58:07.133,0:58:08.133
We know that she was.

0:58:08.166,0:58:09.333
Therefore,[br]they did see her.

0:58:09.367,0:58:11.100
Therefore, they are[br]deliberately lying.

0:58:11.133,0:58:12.200
Why?

0:58:12.233,0:58:13.900
- I don't know.[br]I'm only Watson.

0:58:13.934,0:58:15.467
- Well, don't bury yourself[br]in the part.

0:58:15.500,0:58:16.533
I'll tell you why.

0:58:16.567,0:58:18.133
Because they daren't face[br]an inquiry,

0:58:18.166,0:58:20.600
because Miss Froy is probably[br]still somewhere on this train.

0:58:20.633,0:58:22.500
- I told you that[br]hours ago.

0:58:22.533,0:58:23.633
- Ah, yes,[br]so you did.

0:58:23.667,0:58:24.800
For that,[br]my dear Watson,

0:58:24.834,0:58:26.233
you shall have[br]a trichinopoly cigar.

0:58:26.266,0:58:27.266
- Mm, thank you.

0:58:27.300,0:58:28.800
- Now, there's only one thing[br]left to do, you know:

0:58:28.834,0:58:30.133
search the train[br]in disguise.

0:58:30.166,0:58:31.266
- As what?

0:58:31.300,0:58:34.633
- Well...[br][clears throat]

0:58:34.667,0:58:36.166
Old English gentleman.

0:58:36.200,0:58:37.667
- They'd see through you.

0:58:37.700,0:58:39.200
- Perhaps you're right.

0:58:39.233,0:58:41.567
- Aha.

0:58:41.600,0:58:43.266
Will Hay, for instance.

0:58:43.300,0:58:45.800
"Now, boys, boys, which of you[br]has stolen Miss Froy?

0:58:45.834,0:58:46.834
Own up. Own up."

0:58:46.867,0:58:48.100
- Those glasses.[br]- What?

0:58:48.133,0:58:49.433
- Give them to me.[br]- Why?

0:58:49.467,0:58:51.400
- They're Miss Froy's.[br]- Are you sure?

0:58:51.433,0:58:53.533
- Yes, they're exactly the same,[br]gold-rimmed--

0:58:53.567,0:58:54.633
Where did you find them?

0:58:54.667,0:58:55.967
- Well, down here on the floor.[br]The glass is broken.

0:58:56.000,0:58:57.834
- Well, probably[br]in the struggle.

0:58:57.867,0:58:58.867
- Pick up the glass.

0:58:58.900,0:59:00.734
Do you realize[br]that this is our first piece

0:59:00.767,0:59:01.900
of really tangible proof?

0:59:01.934,0:59:05.400
That's the lot.

0:59:08.533,0:59:10.767
- Will you please give me[br]those spectacles?

0:59:10.800,0:59:12.166
They belong to me.

0:59:12.200,0:59:13.667
My spectacles, please.

0:59:13.700,0:59:15.166
- Yours?[br]Are you sure?

0:59:15.200,0:59:17.266
- [speaking Italian]

0:59:17.300,0:59:19.066
- Ah, naughty, naughty.

0:59:19.100,0:59:20.667
You know,[br]that's a very large nose

0:59:20.700,0:59:23.934
for a very small pair[br]of spectacles.

0:59:23.967,0:59:26.066
That's the game, is it?[br]We'll see about that.

0:59:26.100,0:59:28.033
Those are Miss Froy's glasses,[br]and you know it.

0:59:28.066,0:59:30.467
She's been in here,[br]and you know that too.

0:59:41.600,0:59:44.800
Don't stand hopping about there[br]like a referee; cooperate.

0:59:44.834,0:59:46.433
Kick him. See if he's got[br]a false bottom.

0:59:53.633,0:59:55.600
Ow![br]That doesn't help.

0:59:58.800,1:00:00.767
Quick, pull his ears back.

1:00:00.800,1:00:02.233
Give them a twist.

1:00:02.266,1:00:04.100
That's it.

1:00:08.600,1:00:10.066
Now I've got him.

1:00:25.867,1:00:27.300
Look out![br]He's got a knife!

1:00:29.333,1:00:32.000
Quick, get ahold of it[br]before he cuts a slice off me.

1:00:32.033,1:00:33.467
- Ah!

1:00:33.500,1:00:35.367
I can't reach it.

1:00:45.600,1:00:47.233
- Well done.

1:00:53.233,1:00:54.467
We know[br]how that thing works.

1:00:54.500,1:00:55.633
Come out of there.

1:00:57.867,1:00:59.433
Well, is he out,[br]do you think?

1:00:59.467,1:01:01.300
Anyway, we've got[br]to hide him somewhere.

1:01:01.333,1:01:03.166
What's in here?

1:01:03.200,1:01:05.567
- Hurry up, quick,[br]before he comes to.

1:01:08.266,1:01:10.600
- It's empty.[br]Bring him along.

1:01:12.734,1:01:14.133
Come on.

1:01:16.100,1:01:17.100
- [gasps]

1:01:17.133,1:01:18.800
- Oh, no, you don't.

1:01:23.066,1:01:24.266
Oh.

1:01:24.300,1:01:25.700
- What's the matter?

1:01:25.734,1:01:28.300
Garlic.[br]I'll be all right in a minute.

1:01:28.333,1:01:30.300
Here, hold on to this.[br]- Oh, yes.

1:01:30.333,1:01:31.333
- Let's tie him up.

1:01:31.367,1:01:32.834
Ah, well, we're getting[br]somewhere at last.

1:01:32.867,1:01:34.667
We definitely know that[br]Miss Froy was on this train,

1:01:34.700,1:01:35.900
and we know[br]that our friend in here

1:01:35.934,1:01:37.200
had something[br]to do with it.

1:01:37.233,1:01:40.133
That ought to keep him quiet[br]until we find her.

1:01:40.166,1:01:42.033
Ah, hard work[br]but worth it.

1:01:42.066,1:01:43.433
Let's have the evidence.

1:01:43.467,1:01:44.467
- Evidence?

1:01:44.500,1:01:45.500
- Yes, the glasses.

1:01:45.533,1:01:47.333
- You've got them.

1:01:47.367,1:01:49.400
- No, I haven't got them.

1:01:49.433,1:01:50.433
Oh.

1:01:50.467,1:01:52.500
He's got them.

1:01:52.533,1:01:53.533
- He isn't there.

1:01:53.567,1:01:54.567
- Where--

1:01:58.600,1:02:01.000
Snookered.[br]It's a false bottom.

1:02:03.500,1:02:05.333
That little twister.[br]He's a contortionist.

1:02:05.367,1:02:06.367
- He's gone,[br]all right.

1:02:06.400,1:02:08.200
- Yes, to find the others[br]and make more trouble.

1:02:08.233,1:02:09.367
We're in a nasty jam,[br]my dear.

1:02:09.400,1:02:10.900
We can't fight the whole train.[br]We need allies.

1:02:10.934,1:02:11.934
- Yes, but who can we trust?

1:02:11.967,1:02:13.467
- Well, that's the snag.

1:02:13.500,1:02:15.967
- There's that[br]Dr. Hartz person.

1:02:16.000,1:02:17.467
- Yes, you're right.[br]He might help.

1:02:17.500,1:02:19.066
Come along.[br]Let's tell him the symptoms.

1:02:19.100,1:02:20.700
- All right.[br]Oh, wait a minute.

1:02:34.133,1:02:35.600
- This is the one.

1:02:41.100,1:02:42.567
He's not there.

1:02:46.200,1:02:49.300
Listen, I've just had[br]a particularly idiotic idea.

1:02:49.333,1:02:50.533
- I quite believe that.

1:02:50.567,1:02:53.600
Well, suppose that patient[br]in there is Miss Froy.

1:02:53.633,1:02:54.900
- Yes, but it didn't[br]come on the train

1:02:54.934,1:02:57.467
till after Miss Froy[br]disappeared.

1:02:57.500,1:02:59.400
- Yes, yes, that's why[br]it's an idiotic idea.

1:02:59.433,1:03:00.600
Come on,[br]let's find the doctor.

1:03:00.633,1:03:02.400
- No, no, no,[br]wait a minute.

1:03:02.433,1:03:04.000
- What is it?

1:03:04.033,1:03:06.600
- Did you notice anything wrong[br]about that nun?

1:03:06.633,1:03:07.700
- No.

1:03:07.734,1:03:09.033
- I don't think[br]she's a nun at all.

1:03:09.066,1:03:11.100
They don't wear[br]high heels.

1:03:24.567,1:03:26.166
- Yes, you're right.

1:03:26.200,1:03:29.033
Listen, did you see[br]Madame Kummer get on the train?

1:03:29.066,1:03:30.066
- No.

1:03:30.100,1:03:32.166
- Well, supposing[br]they decoyed Miss Froy

1:03:32.200,1:03:34.767
into the luggage van[br]and hid her there.

1:03:34.800,1:03:37.033
The first stop,[br]the patient comes aboard,

1:03:37.066,1:03:38.834
head injury,[br]all wrapped up.

1:03:38.867,1:03:40.333
The patient[br]is Madame Kummer.

1:03:40.367,1:03:41.834
Madame Kummer[br]becomes Miss Froy.

1:03:41.867,1:03:44.533
Miss Froy becomes that.

1:03:44.567,1:03:46.333
- Yes, but why should they go[br]to all this trouble

1:03:46.367,1:03:48.300
to kidnap a harmless[br]little governess?

1:03:48.333,1:03:50.266
- Maybe it isn't[br]a governess at all.

1:03:50.300,1:03:53.266
Perhaps it's some[br]political thing, you know?

1:03:53.300,1:03:55.233
Come on.[br]Let's investigate.

1:03:58.133,1:04:00.433
Parlez-vous francais?

1:04:00.467,1:04:01.734
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

1:04:01.767,1:04:03.433
[speaking Bandrikan]

1:04:03.467,1:04:05.266
Oh, well, you'll just have[br]to put up with it in English.

1:04:05.300,1:04:07.266
Can we take a look[br]at your patient, please?

1:04:07.300,1:04:08.300
Thank you.

1:04:08.333,1:04:09.900
Keep an eye[br]on the nun.

1:04:14.867,1:04:18.467
- What are you doing here?

1:04:18.500,1:04:20.433
Why are you in here?

1:04:20.467,1:04:22.300
This is the most serious[br]accident case.

1:04:22.333,1:04:24.900
You have no business to be here at all,[br]neither of you.

1:04:24.934,1:04:27.400
- Dr. Hartz, we want you[br]to undo those bandages

1:04:27.433,1:04:29.166
and let us take a look[br]at your patient's face.

1:04:29.200,1:04:30.800
- Are you out[br]of your senses?

1:04:30.834,1:04:32.133
There is no face there,

1:04:32.166,1:04:34.467
nothing but lumps[br]of raw flesh.

1:04:34.500,1:04:36.433
Already the case[br]has lost so much blood.

1:04:36.467,1:04:38.200
Nothing but a transfusion[br]can save him.

1:04:38.233,1:04:40.100
What do you want me to do,[br]murder my patient?

1:04:40.133,1:04:42.033
You're quite sure that this[br]is your patient?

1:04:42.066,1:04:44.633
- We believe[br]it's Miss Froy.

1:04:44.667,1:04:46.600
- Miss Froy?

1:04:46.633,1:04:48.100
You can't be serious.

1:04:48.133,1:04:51.467
Whatever put such ideas[br]into your heads?

1:04:54.300,1:04:56.967
I understand[br]she is deaf and dumb.

1:04:57.000,1:04:58.333
- But she may lip-read.

1:04:58.367,1:05:00.200
- Oh, that's possible.

1:05:00.233,1:05:01.233
- Well, in that case,

1:05:01.266,1:05:03.567
perhaps you will join me[br]in the dining car.

1:05:03.600,1:05:04.867
I'll be with you[br]in a moment.

1:05:04.900,1:05:08.133
I want to be certain my patient[br]hasn't been disturbed.

1:05:10.667,1:05:12.967
[speaking Bandrikan]

1:05:13.000,1:05:15.667
- How the devil do I know[br]how they cottoned on?

1:05:15.700,1:05:17.166
Somebody must have[br]tipped them off.

1:05:20.700,1:05:22.734
You never said[br]the old girl was English.

1:05:22.767,1:05:25.467
- What difference[br]does that make?

1:05:25.500,1:05:26.500
In a few moments,

1:05:26.533,1:05:28.767
I shall order three drinks[br]in the dining car.

1:05:28.800,1:05:30.734
Mine will be Chartreuse.

1:05:30.767,1:05:33.100
Now, one of the stewards[br]is working for us.

1:05:33.133,1:05:35.066
Now, listen carefully.

1:05:40.066,1:05:43.467
- There's that girl again.

1:05:43.500,1:05:45.467
- Seems to have recovered.

1:05:45.500,1:05:47.567
Lucky it blew over.

1:05:56.233,1:05:58.333
- And now perhaps you'll tell me[br]what's all about.

1:05:58.367,1:05:59.433
- Now, listen, Doctor,

1:05:59.467,1:06:01.200
have you ever[br]actually seen your patient?

1:06:01.333,1:06:03.900
- No, I merely received a message[br]to pick the case up

1:06:03.934,1:06:04.934
and operate at Morsken.

1:06:04.967,1:06:06.266
- How do you know[br]that it's not Miss Froy?

1:06:06.300,1:06:08.233
- We believe there's been[br]a substitution, Doctor.

1:06:08.367,1:06:10.400
- Really, you mean to say that[br]you think that someone has--

1:06:10.433,1:06:11.433
- Dum, dum, dum.

1:06:11.467,1:06:14.000
- Oh, I want[br]a green Chartreuse.

1:06:14.033,1:06:15.200
Won't you join me?

1:06:15.233,1:06:16.800
- Oh, thanks,[br]I'd like a large brandy.

1:06:16.834,1:06:17.834
- And you?

1:06:17.867,1:06:19.166
- Oh, I don't want any,[br]thank you.

1:06:19.200,1:06:20.233
- Oh, come on,[br]it'll do you good.

1:06:20.266,1:06:21.266
- No, really,[br]I don't.

1:06:21.300,1:06:23.100
- You're very tired.[br]It'll pick you up.

1:06:24.900,1:06:26.467
- All right, then,[br]just a small one.

1:06:26.500,1:06:28.767
- Two brandies[br]and a Chartreuse.

1:06:30.700,1:06:32.700
- Tell me, do you know[br]anything about the nun

1:06:32.734,1:06:34.734
who is looking after[br]your patient?

1:06:34.767,1:06:36.000
- Nun?

1:06:36.033,1:06:37.767
No, only that she[br]is from a convent

1:06:37.800,1:06:39.000
close to where[br]the accident occurred.

1:06:39.033,1:06:40.266
- Don't you think[br]it's rather peculiar

1:06:40.300,1:06:42.266
that she's wearing[br]high-heeled shoes?

1:06:42.300,1:06:44.633
- Oh, is she?

1:06:44.667,1:06:47.600
Well, that is rather curious,[br]isn't it?

1:06:47.734,1:06:49.667
- It's a conspiracy.[br]That's all it can be.

1:06:49.700,1:06:52.066
All these people on the train[br]say they haven't seen Miss Froy,

1:06:52.100,1:06:53.100
but they have.

1:06:53.133,1:06:54.767
We know that because just now[br]in the luggage van...

1:06:54.900,1:06:56.767
- She's off again.

1:06:56.800,1:06:59.300
- Hope she doesn't create[br]another scene.

1:06:59.333,1:07:01.700
Put the lid on our getting back[br]in time if she did.

1:07:01.834,1:07:03.233
- And then this fellow[br]from the carriage--

1:07:03.266,1:07:04.266
Doppo's his name--

1:07:04.300,1:07:05.900
he came along[br]and grabbed the glasses.

1:07:05.934,1:07:08.100
- Yeah, we went for him[br]and had a bit of a fight.

1:07:08.233,1:07:09.500
- Oh, a fight?[br]- Mm-hmm.

1:07:09.533,1:07:11.066
- We knocked him out.

1:07:11.100,1:07:12.100
- Oh!

1:07:12.133,1:07:13.367
- Shh!

1:07:16.300,1:07:18.166
- He seems to have made[br]a speedy recovery.

1:07:18.200,1:07:20.467
- Yes, all that's just bluff.

1:07:22.033,1:07:23.033
- Here.

1:07:23.066,1:07:26.000
- Grazie.

1:07:29.066,1:07:32.400
- Oh, but how could he[br]be involved in a conspiracy?

1:07:32.433,1:07:33.734
Look at him,[br]the poor fellow.

1:07:33.767,1:07:35.100
He's just[br]a harmless traveler.

1:07:35.133,1:07:37.967
- He's also a music hall artist[br]making a tour of Bandrika.

1:07:38.000,1:07:39.000
- Well?

1:07:39.033,1:07:41.000
- The baroness' husband[br]is minister of propaganda.

1:07:41.033,1:07:43.033
One word from her,[br]and his tour will be canceled.

1:07:43.066,1:07:44.266
- Oh, I see.

1:07:44.300,1:07:46.266
- Yes, well, the stewards,[br]if they don't do what they're told,

1:07:46.300,1:07:48.367
they've got a nice cozy[br]brick wall to lean up against.

1:07:50.166,1:07:53.066
- But tell me about[br]the two English travelers.

1:07:53.100,1:07:54.867
They also denied[br]seeing her?

1:07:54.900,1:07:56.934
- Yes, just British diplomacy,[br]Doctor.

1:07:56.967,1:07:58.533
Never climb a fence[br]if you can sit on it.

1:07:58.567,1:08:00.066
It's an old[br]Foreign Office proverb.

1:08:00.100,1:08:01.767
- What I cannot understand is,

1:08:01.800,1:08:04.066
why should anyone want[br]to dispose of the old lady?

1:08:04.100,1:08:05.767
- Yes, well,[br]that's just what stumps us,

1:08:05.800,1:08:07.667
but all we know is that[br]she was here on this train,

1:08:07.700,1:08:10.700
and now she's...

1:08:10.734,1:08:11.734
gone.

1:08:14.500,1:08:16.466
- Well, if you're right,

1:08:16.500,1:08:18.332
it means the whole train[br]is against us.

1:08:18.367,1:08:20.066
- Well, what are we[br]going to do?

1:08:20.100,1:08:22.867
- Well, in view[br]of what you just told me,

1:08:22.899,1:08:25.233
I shall risk[br]examining the patient.

1:08:25.265,1:08:26.567
- Come on, now.

1:08:26.600,1:08:28.166
- One moment.

1:08:28.200,1:08:30.033
We mustn't act[br]suspiciously.

1:08:30.066,1:08:33.867
Behave as if nothing[br]had happened.

1:08:33.899,1:08:35.867
Drink; that'll steady[br]your nerves.

1:08:35.899,1:08:37.700
- Oh, sorry.

1:08:40.667,1:08:42.633
- To our health.

1:08:42.667,1:08:45.367
And may our enemies,[br]if they exist,

1:08:45.399,1:08:47.567
be unconscious[br]of our purpose.

1:08:50.734,1:08:52.767
Let's go.[br]We must hurry now.

1:08:53.934,1:08:56.233
- Come on, drink up.

1:09:08.332,1:09:09.600
- Wait in here.

1:09:10.867,1:09:12.033
- Right you are.

1:09:17.000,1:09:18.399
- Anything wrong?

1:09:18.433,1:09:19.767
- Nothing,

1:09:19.800,1:09:24.033
except they noticed[br]you were wearing high heels.

1:09:24.066,1:09:26.433
However, it makes[br]no difference.

1:09:26.466,1:09:30.166
We shall reach Morsken[br]in three minutes.

1:09:30.200,1:09:32.332
Quite an eventful journey.

1:09:36.066,1:09:37.899
- Well?

1:09:37.934,1:09:39.700
- Yes, the patient[br]is Miss Froy.

1:09:39.734,1:09:42.700
She will be taken off the train[br]at Morsken,

1:09:42.734,1:09:43.966
about three minutes.

1:09:44.000,1:09:46.000
She will be removed[br]to the hospital there

1:09:46.033,1:09:47.332
and operated on.

1:09:47.367,1:09:50.567
Unfortunately, the operation[br]will not be successful.

1:09:50.600,1:09:54.333
Oh, I should perhaps[br]have explained.

1:09:54.367,1:09:57.867
The operation[br]will be performed by me.

1:10:06.233,1:10:08.800
You see, I am[br]in this conspiracy,

1:10:08.834,1:10:11.266
as you term it.

1:10:12.767,1:10:15.367
You are a very alert[br]young couple,

1:10:15.400,1:10:17.000
but it's quite useless[br]for you to think,

1:10:17.033,1:10:20.100
as you are undoubtedly doing,[br]of a way out of your dilemma.

1:10:20.133,1:10:22.433
The drinks you had just now,[br]I regret to say,

1:10:22.467,1:10:24.533
contained a quantity[br]of hydrocin.

1:10:24.567,1:10:26.500
For your benefit,

1:10:26.533,1:10:28.500
hydrocin is[br]a very little-known drug

1:10:28.533,1:10:30.333
which has the effect[br]in a small quantity

1:10:30.367,1:10:31.800
of paralyzing the brain

1:10:31.834,1:10:33.800
and rendering[br]the victim unconscious

1:10:33.834,1:10:35.433
for a considerable period.

1:10:35.467,1:10:40.700
In a slightly larger quantity,[br]of course, it induces madness.

1:10:40.734,1:10:43.033
However,[br]you have my word

1:10:43.066,1:10:46.033
the dose[br]was a normal one.

1:10:50.467,1:10:53.533
In a very few moments now,[br]you will join your young friend.

1:10:53.567,1:10:56.500
Need I say how sorry I am

1:10:56.533,1:10:59.900
having to take such a--[br]how shall I say--

1:10:59.934,1:11:01.867
melodramatic course?

1:11:01.900,1:11:06.066
But your persistent meddling[br]made it necessary.

1:11:21.333,1:11:22.567
- Are you all right?

1:11:22.600,1:11:23.700
You must have fainted.

1:11:23.734,1:11:24.767
- Did I?

1:11:24.800,1:11:26.934
- Listen, there's a woman[br]next door going to be murdered,

1:11:26.967,1:11:29.767
and we've got to get moving[br]before this stuff takes effect.

1:11:29.800,1:11:30.834
- I did read once

1:11:30.867,1:11:32.867
that if you keep on the go,[br]you can stay awake.

1:11:32.900,1:11:34.767
- Right, come on,[br]let's get going.

1:11:36.166,1:11:37.700
- It's locked.

1:11:40.100,1:11:43.367
We can't go that way.[br]We'd be spotted.

1:11:43.400,1:11:44.667
- You can't do that!

1:11:44.700,1:11:46.033
- Don't worry,[br]it's only next door.

1:11:46.066,1:11:47.266
You carry on keeping fit.

1:11:47.300,1:11:48.600
Touch your toes;[br]stand on your head.

1:11:48.633,1:11:51.000
Do anything, only whatever[br]you do, don't fall asleep.

1:12:01.867,1:12:04.867
[train whistle shrills]

1:12:32.300,1:12:34.667
- Go on.[br]You needn't be afraid.

1:12:34.700,1:12:36.000
It is Miss Froy.

1:12:38.266,1:12:40.300
It's all right.[br]You haven't been drugged.

1:12:40.333,1:12:41.867
He told me to put something[br]in your drink,

1:12:41.900,1:12:42.900
but I didn't do it.

1:12:42.934,1:12:45.166
- Who the devil are you?[br]He said you were deaf and dumb.

1:12:45.200,1:12:46.467
- Oh, never mind about that now.

1:12:46.500,1:12:49.166
If you want to save her,[br]you've got to hurry.

1:13:03.734,1:13:04.867
Hartz will be back[br]in a minute.

1:13:04.900,1:13:06.033
What's going[br]to happen then?

1:13:06.066,1:13:07.967
- If we can hold them off[br]till we get past Morsken,

1:13:08.000,1:13:09.934
the frontier's a few miles[br]beyond the station.

1:13:10.934,1:13:13.934
[Madame Kummer gasps]

1:13:16.900,1:13:18.767
- Look, come on,[br]there's still time.

1:13:20.333,1:13:23.333
[both speaking Italian]

1:13:31.000,1:13:32.600
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:13:37.133,1:13:38.600
- That's Morsken.

1:13:38.633,1:13:40.133
Have you finished?

1:13:43.400,1:13:44.834
Come on, Miss Froy.

1:13:45.700,1:13:46.700
slap![br]- Ouch!

1:13:46.734,1:13:47.834
- Cut it out, kid,[br]you're not drugged.

1:13:47.867,1:13:48.934
I'll explain later.

1:13:48.967,1:13:50.333
Abracadabra.

1:13:50.367,1:13:51.700
- Miss Froy!

1:13:51.734,1:13:53.433
Oh, I can't believe it.

1:13:53.467,1:13:54.834
- Thank you,[br]my dear.

1:13:54.867,1:13:55.967
Thank you very much.

1:13:56.000,1:13:57.000
- Careful.

1:14:06.800,1:14:08.500
- Ready?

1:14:08.533,1:14:10.000
- Yes.

1:14:30.934,1:14:32.433
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:14:35.867,1:14:38.700
[speaking Bandrikan]

1:14:40.834,1:14:42.133
- Are you all right,[br]Miss Froy?

1:14:42.166,1:14:43.266
- Yes, thank you.

1:14:43.300,1:14:45.333
It's rather like the rush hour[br]on the Underground.

1:14:50.066,1:14:52.433
- Careful.[br]We're slowing down.

1:14:57.133,1:15:00.200
[brakes screeching]

1:15:09.333,1:15:10.867
Drat.

1:15:26.233,1:15:27.533
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:15:36.633,1:15:37.633
I'm sorry you've had

1:15:37.667,1:15:40.467
such an uncomfortable journey,[br]Miss Froy.

1:15:46.734,1:15:48.166
[speaking Bandrikan]

1:16:05.066,1:16:07.233
Get back on the train.

1:16:29.066,1:16:31.834
- I hope nothing[br]goes wrong.

1:16:31.867,1:16:33.600
Aren't we stopping[br]rather a long time?

1:16:35.567,1:16:37.867
- The ambulance is going.[br]We'll be off in a jiffy.

1:16:46.834,1:16:49.834
[train whistle shrills]

1:16:54.433,1:16:56.633
In another couple of minutes,[br]we'll be over the border.

1:16:56.667,1:17:01.433
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:17:01.467,1:17:02.800
- I know[br]I've been well paid,

1:17:02.834,1:17:04.400
and I've done plenty[br]of dirty work for it,

1:17:04.433,1:17:07.333
but this was murder,[br]and she was an Englishwoman.

1:17:07.367,1:17:08.667
- You are Bandrikan.

1:17:08.700,1:17:10.400
- My husband was,[br]but I'm English.

1:17:10.433,1:17:12.367
And you were going[br]to butcher her in cold blood.

1:17:12.400,1:17:14.433
- Your little diversion[br]made it necessary

1:17:14.467,1:17:17.166
not only to remove[br]the lady in question

1:17:17.200,1:17:18.767
but two others as well.

1:17:18.800,1:17:20.967
- You can't do that.

1:17:21.000,1:17:23.000
- Also, it would be[br]unwise of us

1:17:23.033,1:17:26.900
to permit the existence[br]of anyone who cannot be trusted.

1:17:26.934,1:17:29.500
- You wouldn't dare.[br]I know too much.

1:17:29.533,1:17:30.867
- Precisely.

1:17:36.066,1:17:38.233
- Well, I think[br]we're over the border now.

1:17:39.800,1:17:40.900
You can come out,[br]Miss Froy.

1:17:40.934,1:17:43.200
- Oh, bless me.

1:17:43.233,1:17:44.633
What an unpleasant journey.

1:17:44.667,1:17:45.767
- Never mind.

1:17:45.800,1:17:48.233
You shall have a corner seat[br]for the rest of the way.

1:17:48.266,1:17:49.734
There you are.

1:17:49.767,1:17:51.166
Look here,[br]now that it's over,

1:17:51.200,1:17:52.834
I think you ought to tell us[br]what it's all about.

1:17:52.867,1:17:54.233
[woman screams]

1:17:54.266,1:17:55.667
What was that scream?

1:17:55.700,1:17:57.166
- Surely it was only[br]the train whistle.

1:17:57.200,1:17:58.367
- It wasn't.[br]It was a woman.

1:17:58.400,1:17:59.600
- Be careful.

1:18:09.266,1:18:10.266
They've rumbled.

1:18:10.300,1:18:11.300
We're on a branch line,

1:18:11.333,1:18:12.567
and they've slipped[br]the rear part of the train.

1:18:12.600,1:18:13.600
- Oh, dear.[br]Oh, dear.

1:18:13.633,1:18:14.633
- Look here,[br]who are you,

1:18:14.667,1:18:15.800
and why are these people[br]going to these lengths

1:18:15.834,1:18:16.834
to get hold of you?

1:18:16.867,1:18:18.033
- I haven't[br]the faintest idea.

1:18:18.066,1:18:19.767
I'm a children's governess,[br]you know.

1:18:19.800,1:18:21.934
I can only think they've made[br]some terrible mistake.

1:18:21.967,1:18:23.934
- Why are you holding out on us?[br]Tell us the truth.

1:18:23.967,1:18:25.633
You got us involved[br]in this fantastic plot.

1:18:25.667,1:18:27.133
You might at least[br]trust us.

1:18:27.166,1:18:30.433
- I really don't know.[br]I--

1:18:30.467,1:18:32.367
- I wonder if there's anybody else[br]left on the train.

1:18:32.400,1:18:33.433
- Well, there's only[br]the dining car in front,

1:18:33.467,1:18:35.567
but there won't be[br]anybody there now.

1:18:35.600,1:18:36.900
- What do you make it?

1:18:36.934,1:18:39.200
- Teatime.[br]All the English will be there.

1:18:39.233,1:18:41.433
I'm going to take a look.

1:18:41.467,1:18:42.700
Come on,[br]we'd better stick together.

1:18:48.467,1:18:52.300
- There's the old girl[br]turned up.

1:18:52.333,1:18:54.533
- Told you it was a lot of fuss[br]about nothing.

1:18:54.567,1:18:55.834
Bolt must have jammed.

1:18:57.500,1:18:59.433
- I've got something to say.[br]Will you all please listen?

1:18:59.467,1:19:00.900
An attempt has been made

1:19:00.934,1:19:02.233
to abduct this lady[br]by force.

1:19:02.266,1:19:03.600
I've got reason to believe[br]that the people who did it

1:19:03.633,1:19:04.934
are going to try again.

1:19:04.967,1:19:06.734
- What the devil is the fellow[br]driveling about?

1:19:06.767,1:19:08.233
- Well, if you don't believe me,[br]you can look out of the window.

1:19:08.266,1:19:10.000
This train's been diverted[br]onto a branch line.

1:19:10.133,1:19:11.467
- What are you[br]talking about?

1:19:11.500,1:19:12.667
Abductions,[br]diverted trains...

1:19:12.700,1:19:14.500
- We're telling you[br]the truth.

1:19:14.533,1:19:15.800
- I'm not in the least[br]interested.

1:19:15.834,1:19:17.934
You've annoyed us enough[br]with your ridiculous story.

1:19:17.967,1:19:19.133
- My dear chap,[br]you must've got hold

1:19:19.166,1:19:20.667
of the wrong end of the stick[br]somewhere.

1:19:20.700,1:19:22.400
- Yes, things like that[br]just don't happen.

1:19:22.433,1:19:24.433
- We're not[br]in England now.

1:19:24.467,1:19:26.467
- I don't see what difference[br]that makes.

1:19:26.500,1:19:27.500
- We're stopping.

1:19:30.233,1:19:31.967
- Look, do you see[br]those cars?

1:19:32.000,1:19:33.667
They're here to take[br]Miss Froy away.

1:19:33.800,1:19:35.834
- Nonsense.

1:19:35.867,1:19:37.533
Look, there go[br]a couple of people.

1:19:39.567,1:19:41.300
The cars have obviously come[br]to pick them up.

1:19:41.333,1:19:42.867
- Well, in that case,[br]why go to the trouble

1:19:42.900,1:19:44.433
of uncoupling the train[br]and diverting it?

1:19:44.467,1:19:45.467
- Uncoupling?

1:19:45.500,1:19:47.200
- There's nothing left of the[br]train beyond the sleeping car.

1:19:47.233,1:19:48.233
- There must be.

1:19:48.266,1:19:49.934
Our bags are in[br]the first class carriage.

1:19:49.967,1:19:51.834
- Not any longer.[br]Would you like to come and look?

1:19:51.867,1:19:53.066
- If this is[br]a practical joke,

1:19:53.100,1:19:55.300
I warn you[br]I shan't think it very funny.

1:19:57.734,1:20:00.166
Good Lord!

1:20:05.834,1:20:07.066
- Let's have some[br]of that brandy.

1:20:07.100,1:20:08.567
- You don't suppose[br]there's something

1:20:08.600,1:20:10.467
in this fellow's story,[br]Caldicott, do you?

1:20:10.500,1:20:11.500
- Seems a bit queer.

1:20:11.533,1:20:14.800
- I mean, after all, people[br]don't go about tying up nuns.

1:20:15.967,1:20:16.967
- [coughs]

1:20:17.000,1:20:19.166
Thank you.

1:20:19.200,1:20:21.600
- Someone's coming.

1:20:27.300,1:20:28.867
- Well, they can't possibly[br]do anything to us.

1:20:28.900,1:20:30.834
We're British subjects.

1:20:43.900,1:20:46.834
- I have come to offer[br]the most sincere apologies.

1:20:46.867,1:20:49.367
An extremely serious incident[br]has occurred.

1:20:49.400,1:20:50.567
An attempt[br]has been made

1:20:50.600,1:20:53.266
to interfere with passengers[br]on this train.

1:20:53.300,1:20:55.200
Fortunately,[br]it was brought to the notice

1:20:55.233,1:20:56.233
of the authorities,

1:20:56.266,1:20:57.900
and so if you[br]will be good enough

1:20:57.934,1:20:59.700
to accompany me to Morsken,

1:20:59.734,1:21:02.166
I will inform[br]the British embassy at once.

1:21:02.200,1:21:04.600
Ladies and gentlemen,[br]the cars are at your disposal.

1:21:06.033,1:21:07.200
- We're very grateful.

1:21:07.233,1:21:09.300
It's lucky some of you fellows[br]understand English.

1:21:09.333,1:21:10.734
- Well, I was at Oxford.

1:21:10.767,1:21:12.300
- Really? So was I.[br]What year?

1:21:12.333,1:21:13.333
- Hold on.

1:21:13.367,1:21:14.767
This woman seems to be trying[br]to say something.

1:21:14.800,1:21:16.734
I don't understand the language,[br]and it may be important.

1:21:16.767,1:21:17.767
- Would you...

1:21:17.800,1:21:18.934
- Certainly.

1:21:22.300,1:21:23.300
- That's fixed him.

1:21:23.333,1:21:25.133
It's all right.[br]He's only stunned.

1:21:25.166,1:21:27.266
- What the blazes[br]did you do that for?

1:21:27.300,1:21:28.367
- I was at Cambridge.

1:21:28.400,1:21:29.400
- What's that[br]got to do with it?

1:21:29.433,1:21:30.433
You heard what he said,[br]didn't you?

1:21:30.467,1:21:31.800
- I heard what she said.

1:21:31.834,1:21:33.000
That was a trick[br]to get us off the train.

1:21:33.033,1:21:34.166
- I don't believe it.

1:21:34.200,1:21:35.800
The man's explanation[br]was quite satisfactory.

1:21:35.834,1:21:37.667
- A thing like this[br]might cause a war.

1:21:37.700,1:21:40.700
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:21:42.166,1:21:44.066
- I'm going outside,[br]tell them what's occurred.

1:21:44.100,1:21:47.900
It's up to us to apologize[br]and put the matter right.

1:21:47.934,1:21:49.934
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:21:53.100,1:21:54.600
[gunshot]

1:22:08.500,1:22:09.500
- You were right.

1:22:09.533,1:22:10.533
Do you mind,[br]old man?

1:22:10.567,1:22:11.567
- Certainly.

1:22:14.867,1:22:16.033
- Looks as if[br]they mean business.

1:22:16.066,1:22:17.066
- I'm afraid so.

1:22:17.100,1:22:18.100
- Well, they can't[br]do anything.

1:22:18.133,1:22:19.266
It would mean[br]an international situation.

1:22:19.300,1:22:20.300
- It's happened before.

1:22:22.100,1:22:23.100
- They're coming.

1:22:23.133,1:22:24.133
- Don't let them in.

1:22:24.166,1:22:25.467
They'll murder us.

1:22:25.500,1:22:27.200
They daren't[br]let us go now.

1:22:38.166,1:22:39.900
- I order you[br]to surrender at once.

1:22:39.934,1:22:40.934
- Nothing doing.

1:22:40.967,1:22:42.533
If you come any nearer,[br]I'll fire.

1:22:42.567,1:22:45.033
I've warned you.

1:22:45.066,1:22:47.400
[gunshot]

1:22:47.433,1:22:48.533
Better take cover.

1:22:48.567,1:22:49.767
They'll start[br]any minute now.

1:22:53.300,1:22:54.667
- Nasty jam, this.

1:22:54.700,1:22:55.834
Don't like[br]the look of it.

1:22:55.867,1:22:56.867
- Got plenty[br]of ammunition?

1:22:56.900,1:22:57.900
- A whole pouch full.

1:22:57.934,1:22:58.934
- Good.

1:22:58.967,1:23:00.066
- Duck down, you.

1:23:00.100,1:23:01.600
- I'm not going to fight.[br]It's madness.

1:23:01.633,1:23:04.333
- It'll be safer[br]to protest down here.

1:23:08.834,1:23:10.834
- Oh, no, they're trying[br]to work round to the other side.

1:23:10.867,1:23:12.800
- You're behaving[br]like a pack of fools.

1:23:12.834,1:23:14.967
What chance have we got[br]against a lot of armed men?

1:23:15.000,1:23:16.834
- You heard what[br]the Mother Superior said.

1:23:16.867,1:23:18.333
If we surrender now,[br]we're in for it.

1:23:20.600,1:23:23.433
[gunshots]

1:23:23.467,1:23:27.767
[gunfire]

1:23:36.767,1:23:39.400
- We'll never[br]get to the match now.

1:23:39.433,1:23:40.600
- Give it to me.

1:23:40.633,1:23:41.767
Give it to me.

1:23:41.800,1:23:44.100
[gunfire]

1:23:44.133,1:23:45.333
- What's going on here?

1:23:45.367,1:23:47.266
- He's got a gun,[br]and he won't use it.

1:23:47.300,1:23:48.300
- What's the idea?

1:23:48.333,1:23:49.333
- Well, I told you.

1:23:49.367,1:23:50.367
I won't be a party[br]to this sort of thing.

1:23:50.400,1:23:51.400
I don't believe[br]in fighting.

1:23:51.433,1:23:52.433
- Pacifist, eh?

1:23:52.467,1:23:53.467
Won't work, old boy.

1:23:53.500,1:23:55.333
Early Christians tried it[br]and got thrown to the lions.

1:23:55.367,1:23:56.867
Come on, hand it over.

1:23:56.900,1:23:58.800
[gunfire]

1:24:00.300,1:24:02.433
- I'm not afraid[br]to use it.

1:24:02.467,1:24:04.567
- Probably[br]more used to it.

1:24:04.600,1:24:07.166
I once won[br]a box of cigars.

1:24:07.200,1:24:08.900
- He's talking rot.[br]He's a damn good shot.

1:24:08.934,1:24:10.800
[gunfire]

1:24:10.834,1:24:12.600
- Hope the old hand[br]hasn't lost its cunning.

1:24:12.633,1:24:14.600
You know, I'm half inclined[br]to believe

1:24:14.633,1:24:16.800
that there's some rational[br]explanation to all this.

1:24:16.834,1:24:18.200
[gunshot]

1:24:18.233,1:24:20.767
Rotten.[br]Only knocked his hat off.

1:24:20.800,1:24:24.400
- Do you mind[br]if I talk to you for a minute?

1:24:24.433,1:24:25.667
- What now?

1:24:25.700,1:24:28.400
- Yes, I--please forgive me,[br]but it's very important.

1:24:28.433,1:24:30.133
[gunfire]

1:24:30.166,1:24:31.734
- Hang on to this for me,[br]will you?

1:24:31.767,1:24:33.233
- All right,[br]I'll hold the fort.

1:24:33.266,1:24:34.500
- I think it's safer[br]along here.

1:24:34.533,1:24:35.533
You come too.

1:24:35.567,1:24:36.567
- Keep your head low.

1:24:36.600,1:24:38.400
[gunfire]

1:24:44.467,1:24:46.000
- I just wanted[br]to tell you

1:24:46.033,1:24:47.700
that I must[br]be getting along now.

1:24:47.734,1:24:49.200
- But you can't.[br]You'll never get away.

1:24:49.233,1:24:50.266
You'll be shot down.

1:24:50.300,1:24:51.767
- I must take[br]that risk.

1:24:51.800,1:24:53.633
Listen carefully.

1:24:53.667,1:24:55.867
In case I'm unlucky[br]and you get through,

1:24:55.900,1:24:58.266
I want you to take back[br]a message to a Mr. Callendar

1:24:58.300,1:24:59.834
at the Foreign Office[br]in Whitehall.

1:24:59.867,1:25:01.100
- Then you are a spy.

1:25:01.133,1:25:02.800
- I always think[br]that's such a grim word.

1:25:02.834,1:25:04.600
- Well, what is[br]the message?

1:25:04.633,1:25:05.767
- It's a tune.

1:25:05.800,1:25:06.800
- Tune?

1:25:06.834,1:25:08.233
- It contains,[br]in code, of course,

1:25:08.266,1:25:09.934
the vital clause[br]of a secret pact

1:25:09.967,1:25:11.667
between two[br]European countries.

1:25:11.700,1:25:12.700
I want you[br]to memorize it.

1:25:12.734,1:25:13.734
- Well, go ahead.

1:25:13.767,1:25:15.600
The first part of it[br]goes like this.

1:25:15.633,1:25:17.533
Da-da-da, da,[br]da-da-dee

1:25:17.567,1:25:18.567
[gunshot]

1:25:18.600,1:25:20.200
Oh, perhaps I'd better[br]write it down.

1:25:20.233,1:25:21.367
Have you got[br]a piece of paper?

1:25:21.400,1:25:22.567
- No, don't bother.[br]I was brought up on music.

1:25:22.600,1:25:23.600
I can memorize anything.

1:25:23.633,1:25:25.400
- Very well.[br]Da-da-dum, da

1:25:25.433,1:25:26.800
Da-da-dee-dee

1:25:26.834,1:25:28.400
- Hello, the old girl's[br]gone off her rocker.

1:25:28.433,1:25:29.600
- I don't wonder.

1:25:29.633,1:25:30.900
Why don't you face it?

1:25:30.934,1:25:32.233
Those swine out there[br]will go on firing

1:25:32.266,1:25:33.367
till they've killed[br]the lot of us.

1:25:33.400,1:25:34.767
- For goodness' sake,[br]shut up, Eric.

1:25:34.800,1:25:36.300
- Da-da-dum, da,[br]da-da-dee

1:25:36.333,1:25:37.333
- That's right.

1:25:37.367,1:25:38.900
Now we've got two chances[br]instead of one.

1:25:38.934,1:25:39.934
- You bet.

1:25:39.967,1:25:41.200
- You're sure[br]you'll remember it?

1:25:41.233,1:25:42.700
- Oh, don't worry.[br]I won't stop whistling it.

1:25:42.734,1:25:44.133
- I suppose this[br]is my best way out.

1:25:44.166,1:25:46.033
- Yes, just about.

1:25:46.066,1:25:47.834
- But you may be hit,[br]and even if you do get away,

1:25:47.867,1:25:49.166
they'll stop you[br]at the frontier.

1:25:49.300,1:25:51.200
We can't let her go[br]like this.

1:25:51.233,1:25:52.433
- You know, this is a hell[br]of a risk you're taking.

1:25:52.467,1:25:54.100
- In this sort of job,[br]one must take risks.

1:25:54.133,1:25:55.166
[gunshots]

1:25:55.200,1:25:58.000
I'm very grateful to you both[br]for all you've done.

1:25:58.033,1:26:00.600
I do hope and pray[br]no harm will come to you

1:26:00.633,1:26:03.533
and that we shall all[br]meet again one day.

1:26:03.567,1:26:05.200
- I hope so too.

1:26:05.233,1:26:06.233
Good luck.

1:26:06.266,1:26:08.600
- Good luck.

1:26:08.633,1:26:09.633
- Will you help me out?

1:26:09.667,1:26:10.767
- Yes, rather.

1:26:12.600,1:26:16.333
Now, you take[br]the weight on top.

1:26:16.367,1:26:18.166
Right you are.[br]I've got you.

1:26:21.533,1:26:23.734
- Good-bye.

1:26:27.300,1:26:28.333
[gunfire]

1:26:31.500,1:26:33.200
[gunfire]

1:26:33.233,1:26:35.200
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1:26:36.867,1:26:37.934
- Was she hit?

1:26:37.967,1:26:38.967
- I'm not sure.

1:26:45.233,1:26:47.266
- Well, that's the end[br]of my 12.

1:26:47.300,1:26:50.300
- There's not much left[br]here either.

1:26:50.333,1:26:52.600
- Listen, we've only got[br]one chance now.

1:26:52.633,1:26:54.033
Got to get[br]this train going.

1:26:54.066,1:26:55.066
Drive it back[br]to the main line

1:26:55.100,1:26:56.433
and then try and cross[br]the frontier.

1:26:56.467,1:26:58.066
- That's a bit[br]of a tall order, isn't it?

1:26:58.100,1:26:59.500
Those driver fellows[br]are not likely

1:26:59.533,1:27:00.834
to do as you tell them,[br]you know.

1:27:00.867,1:27:02.934
- Then we'll bluff them with this.[br]Who's coming with me?

1:27:02.967,1:27:03.967
- Well, you can count[br]on me.

1:27:04.600,1:27:05.600
- Me too.

1:27:05.633,1:27:06.633
- Oh, we can't all go.

1:27:06.667,1:27:07.700
You stay here[br]and carry on.

1:27:07.734,1:27:08.734
And if we have any luck,

1:27:08.767,1:27:09.867
we'll stop the train[br]when we reach the points,

1:27:09.900,1:27:11.533
and you'll jump out[br]and switch them over.

1:27:11.567,1:27:12.667
- Okay.

1:27:12.700,1:27:15.767
- You idiots,[br]you're just inviting death.

1:27:19.834,1:27:21.633
I've had enough.

1:27:21.667,1:27:24.300
Just because I have the sense[br]to try and avoid being murdered,

1:27:24.333,1:27:25.934
I'm accused[br]of being a pacifist.

1:27:25.967,1:27:29.700
All right, I'd rather be called[br]a rat than die like one.

1:27:29.734,1:27:31.166
Think for a moment,[br]will you?

1:27:31.200,1:27:32.400
If we give ourselves up,

1:27:32.433,1:27:33.734
they daren't murder us[br]in cold blood.

1:27:33.767,1:27:34.800
They're bound[br]to give us a trial.

1:27:34.834,1:27:35.834
- Stop gibbering, Eric.

1:27:35.867,1:27:37.100
Nobody's listening to you.

1:27:37.133,1:27:38.200
- Very well.

1:27:38.233,1:27:40.633
You go your way.[br]I'll go mine.

1:27:40.667,1:27:41.734
- Hey, where[br]are you off to?

1:27:41.767,1:27:42.767
- I know what I'm about.

1:27:42.800,1:27:44.266
I'm doing[br]the only sensible thing.

1:27:44.300,1:27:45.533
- Oh, let the fellow go[br]if he wants to.

1:27:49.767,1:27:52.133
[gunshot]

1:27:56.033,1:27:59.033
[muttering]

1:28:05.233,1:28:08.233
[gunfire]

1:28:16.433,1:28:18.166
- Oh, please.

1:28:18.200,1:28:19.667
Why aren't we going?

1:28:19.834,1:28:21.533
Why aren't we going?

1:28:21.567,1:28:23.667
They said we were going.[br]Why aren't we?

1:28:23.700,1:28:24.900
- If only he can[br]get us away now.

1:28:24.934,1:28:25.934
He must.

1:28:25.967,1:28:29.400
- Only one left.[br]I'll keep that for a sitter.

1:28:29.433,1:28:30.667
- They're moving away[br]from the cars.

1:28:30.700,1:28:31.700
They're coming[br]towards us.

1:28:33.900,1:28:36.266
- Pity we haven't[br]a few more rounds.

1:28:36.300,1:28:37.767
- It's funny.

1:28:37.800,1:28:39.867
I told my husband[br]when I left him

1:28:39.900,1:28:42.100
that I wouldn't[br]see him again.

1:28:42.133,1:28:43.667
- Gilbert.

1:28:43.700,1:28:45.400
Gilbert!

1:28:53.100,1:28:54.367
- Egad, we're off.

1:28:54.400,1:28:56.300
- This gives us[br]a chance.

1:29:04.033,1:29:06.934
- Go on,[br]keep going.

1:29:07.667,1:29:08.667
[gunshot]

1:29:11.767,1:29:14.266
[gunshots]

1:29:16.633,1:29:17.834
[steam hissing]

1:29:17.867,1:29:19.700
- I say, do you know[br]how to control this thing?

1:29:19.734,1:29:21.133
- I watched the fellow[br]start it.

1:29:21.166,1:29:22.633
Anyway, I know something[br]about it.

1:29:22.667,1:29:24.967
Once drove a miniature engine[br]on the Dymchurch line.

1:29:25.000,1:29:26.166
- Oh, good.[br]I'll look out for the points.

1:29:32.934,1:29:34.700
- The blighters[br]are chasing us. Look.

1:29:38.700,1:29:40.433
- We can't have far[br]to go.

1:29:47.367,1:29:49.367
- It's time for my little job[br]changing the points.

1:29:49.400,1:29:51.767
Thank heavens we shall be[br]in neutral territory.

1:29:51.800,1:29:54.400
- That will not[br]be necessary.

1:29:56.133,1:29:58.633
I'm sorry, but the points,[br]as you call them,

1:29:58.667,1:30:00.200
will not be changed over.

1:30:00.233,1:30:03.033
Will you please[br]be seated?

1:30:11.033,1:30:12.600
- There they are,[br]just ahead of us.

1:30:12.633,1:30:13.800
Think you can stop it?

1:30:13.834,1:30:15.834
- Hope so.

1:30:18.233,1:30:20.767
- You'll keep quite still[br]until my friends arrive.

1:30:20.800,1:30:23.233
If anyone moves, I'm afraid[br]I shall have to shoot.

1:30:23.266,1:30:25.734
- There's just one thing[br]you don't know, Captain.

1:30:25.767,1:30:27.767
There's only one bullet[br]left in that gun,

1:30:27.800,1:30:30.066
and if you shoot me,[br]you'll give the others a chance.

1:30:30.100,1:30:33.934
You're in rather a difficult[br]position, aren't you?

1:30:33.967,1:30:37.033
- Sit down, please.

1:30:37.066,1:30:39.066
- All right.

1:30:43.000,1:30:44.834
- Where the devil's[br]Charters?

1:30:47.734,1:30:49.934
[gunshots]

1:30:56.600,1:30:58.033
Go ahead.[br]She's done it.

1:30:58.066,1:30:59.867
[gunshots]

1:31:03.800,1:31:04.800
Quick!

1:31:07.100,1:31:08.333
[gunshots]

1:31:08.367,1:31:11.000
- Oh!

1:31:11.033,1:31:13.633
It's all right.[br]It's just my leg.

1:31:26.934,1:31:30.000
[both speaking Bandrikan]

1:31:31.867,1:31:35.467
- Or as they say in English,[br]jolly good luck to them.

1:31:35.500,1:31:36.500
[whistling]

1:31:36.533,1:31:39.000
- Well, well, I'm glad[br]all that's over, aren't you?

1:31:39.033,1:31:41.333
Heaven knows what the government[br]will say about all this.

1:31:41.367,1:31:43.166
- Nothing at all.[br]They'll hush it up.

1:31:43.200,1:31:44.233
- What?

1:31:44.266,1:31:45.600
[train whistle shrills]

1:31:45.633,1:31:47.100
- Hey, take your hand[br]off that thing.

1:31:47.133,1:31:48.834
I've got to remember[br]a tune.

1:31:48.867,1:31:49.867
- Remember...

1:31:49.900,1:31:51.533
[whistling]

1:32:06.567,1:32:07.800
[humming]

1:32:07.834,1:32:08.834
- Porter, sir?

1:32:08.867,1:32:10.100
- No, thanks.

1:32:10.133,1:32:11.333
- Well, we're home,[br]Gilbert.

1:32:11.367,1:32:12.967
- Mm-hmm-hmm, hmm

1:32:13.000,1:32:14.567
- Can't you stop humming[br]that awful tune?

1:32:14.600,1:32:15.834
You must know it[br]backwards.

1:32:15.867,1:32:17.400
- I'm not taking[br]any risks.

1:32:17.433,1:32:19.066
[hums]

1:32:19.100,1:32:21.033
Charles will be here[br]to meet you?

1:32:21.066,1:32:22.900
- I expect so.

1:32:22.934,1:32:24.367
- [hums]

1:32:24.400,1:32:26.333
You'll be pretty busy[br]between now and Thursday.

1:32:26.367,1:32:29.567
- I could meet you for lunch[br]or dinner, if you'd like it.

1:32:29.600,1:32:31.433
- I'm sorry,[br]I didn't mean that.

1:32:31.467,1:32:32.900
No, as a matter of fact,

1:32:32.934,1:32:34.600
I've got to deliver[br]this theme song from Miss Froy.

1:32:34.633,1:32:36.266
When I've done that, I'm going[br]to dash off to Yorkshire

1:32:36.300,1:32:38.066
and finish my book.

1:32:38.100,1:32:40.367
- I see.

1:32:40.400,1:32:41.433
- Ready?

1:32:41.467,1:32:42.667
- Yes.

1:32:52.400,1:32:55.834
- Ample time to catch the 6:50[br]to Manchester after all.

1:33:04.700,1:33:07.000
- Da-da-dum, dum,[br]da-da-dum, da

1:33:07.033,1:33:08.433
Da-da-dum, da

1:33:08.467,1:33:09.767
Any sign of Charles yet?

1:33:09.800,1:33:12.667
- No, I can't see him.

1:33:12.700,1:33:15.600
- Well, this is where[br]we say good-bye.

1:33:21.567,1:33:23.700
Oh, what's the matter?

1:33:30.333,1:33:31.900
Charles?

1:33:31.934,1:33:35.600
- Yes, you heartless, callous,[br]selfish, swollen-headed beast.

1:33:40.100,1:33:41.200
- Are you going anywhere?

1:33:41.233,1:33:43.500
- Foreign Office.

1:33:45.800,1:33:48.667
[laughter]

1:33:48.700,1:33:50.166
- Where are we going[br]for our honeymoon?

1:33:50.200,1:33:51.200
- I don't know.

1:33:51.233,1:33:53.367
Somewhere quiet, somewhere[br]where there are no trains.

1:33:53.400,1:33:54.700
[laughter]

1:33:54.734,1:33:56.467
- Mr. Callendar[br]will see you now.

1:33:59.934,1:34:01.500
- Wait a minute.

1:34:01.533,1:34:03.467
It's gone.[br]- What's gone?

1:34:03.500,1:34:04.500
- The tune.[br]I've forgotten it.

1:34:04.533,1:34:05.533
- No. Oh, no!

1:34:05.567,1:34:07.367
- Well, wait a minute.[br]Let me concentrate.

1:34:07.400,1:34:09.567
[hums]

1:34:09.600,1:34:13.100
- No, no, no, no,[br]that's the "Wedding March."

1:34:13.133,1:34:14.133
- This is awful.

1:34:14.166,1:34:15.467
I've done nothing else[br]but sing it

1:34:15.500,1:34:16.900
since the day[br]before yesterday,

1:34:16.934,1:34:18.767
and now I've forgotten it[br]completely.

1:34:18.800,1:34:21.767
[piano playing the tune]

1:34:41.300,1:34:42.300
- Miss Froy!

1:34:42.333,1:34:44.433
- Well,[br]I'll be hanged.