[music playing]

I blame the weather

It was the first real day of spring in New York

You know, after a long winter, all of a sudden

one day, the mercury jumps 20 degrees and

everyone in the city goes around, practically naked

jogging, roller blading, and just happy to be outside

after hibernating for months.

I left work early

And everybody did

It's an unofficial city holiday

I was going to go for a run

and start working on the novel I promised myself

I would write before I was 25.

And, then, 30.

There's this crackle of energy in the air,

and you can feel it.

People get a little crazy.

Basically, everyone in New York gets really horny.

[music playing]

[door closing sound]

Everywhere you go, the entire city is filled with hot guys.

Each with their own unique qualities.

[Recording plays: "Ladies and gentlmen, this is an important message from the New York City

Police Department. If you see a suspicious package or activity on the platform or train, do not keep it to yourself.

Remain alert, and have a safe day."]

[music playing]

What to hang out at my place?

I live a block away.