[music playing]
I blame the weather
It was the first real day of spring in New York
You know, after a long winter, all of a sudden
one day, the mercury jumps 20 degrees and
everyone in the city goes around, practically naked
jogging, roller blading, and just happy to be outside
after hibernating for months.
I left work early
And everybody did
It's an unofficial city holiday
I was going to go for a run
and start working on the novel I promised myself
I would write before I was 25.
And, then, 30.
There's this crackle of energy in the air,
and you can feel it.
People get a little crazy.
Basically, everyone in New York gets really horny.
[music playing]
[door closing sound]
Everywhere you go, the entire city is filled with hot guys.
Each with their own unique qualities.
[Recording plays: "Ladies and gentlmen, this is an important message from the New York City
Police Department. If you see a suspicious package or activity on the platform or train, do not keep it to yourself.
Remain alert, and have a safe day."]
[music playing]
What to hang out at my place?
I live a block away.