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[music playing]

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I blame the weather

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It was the first real day of spring in New York

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You know, after a long winter, all of a sudden

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one day, the mercury jumps 20 degrees and

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everyone in the city goes around, practically naked

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jogging, roller blading, and just happy to be outside

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after hibernating for months.

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I left work early

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And everybody did

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It's an unofficial city holiday

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I was going to go for a run

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and start working on the novel I promised myself

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I would write before I was 25.

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And, then, 30.

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There's this crackle of energy in the air,

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and you can feel it.

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People get a little crazy.

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Basically, everyone in New York gets really horny.

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[music playing]

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[door closing sound]

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Everywhere you go, the entire city is filled with hot guys.

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Each with their own unique qualities.

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[Recording plays: "Ladies and gentlmen, this is an important message from the New York City

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Police Department. If you see a suspicious package or activity on the platform or train, do not keep it to yourself.

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Remain alert, and have a safe day."]

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[music playing]

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What to hang out at my place?

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I live a block away.