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Lion Roars Loudly
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Streetcar Bell Dinging, Sirens Sounding
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Boat Sounding, Sirens Sounding
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Overlapping Voices
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Man: Anthony Da Vinci
Man: William Shakespeare Saunders
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Woman: Now, let's get ready for the spelling bee.
Man: After the discovery of America by Columbus...
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Man: The Fibonacci Sequence
Woman: Anthony Trollope
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Woman: Be sure to carry the three!
Man: New Word- Thinking
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Man: The dodecahedron is a 12-sided mathematical
Man: Cloudy with intermittent showers
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Woman: Albert Einstein
Woman: E= MC squared
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Woman: Give me five words than begin with J.
Man: Deoxyribonucleic acid!
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Man: A judge pronounced he's guilty, guilty, guilty.
Woman: Flabbergast.
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Woman: The sum of the squares.
Man: A dodecahedron-
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School Bell Begins Ringing Loudly
Overlapping Voices Continue
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Man: 12 sides- 99
Man: The shortest distance...distance...distance
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Overlapping Continues,
Stops at End of Bell Ringing
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Children's Feet Pound on Ground,
Muffled Chatter
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Children Chatter Excitedly
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Upbeat Tambourine Music Begins
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Choir Singing Milo, Open Your Eyes:
What's to become of Milo?
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What could he come to be?
Well, he looks at life, and he doesn't see.
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Doesn't see the bright blue sky,
Doesn't hear the train go by,
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Doesn't sing a song!
Little fellow, what's wrong?
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What's to become of Milo?
Lost in a vacant stare.
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Doesn't have a dream,
Doesn't even care.
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He's a boy who might rise high,
Maybe even touch the sky,
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All the world could be his pie,
if he'd only try!
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Milo, open your eyes.
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Look around you and see-
See how interesting life can be.
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Milo, aim for the sky.
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You could touch the sky, Milo
You could touch the sky.
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Musical Interlude,
Music Becomes More Upbeat
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What's to become of Milo?
Lost in a vacant stare,
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Doesn't learn in school,
Doesn't even care.
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He's a boy who might rise high,
Maybe even touch the sky,
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All the world could be his pie, if he'd only try!
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Milo, open your eyes.
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Look around you and see,
See how interesting life can be.
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(Door Opens)
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(Door Closes)
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Phone Ringing
Music Fades: Milo...
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Phone Continues Ringing Loudly
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Door Clicks Shut
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Phone Continues Ringing Loudly
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Book Hits Table
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Phone Continues Ringing Loudly
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Milo (reluctantly): (Sighs) Hello Ralph.
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Ralph: Hi, Milo. Are you doing anything?
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Milo: Nah. I'm not doing anything.
What's there to do?
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Ralph: Nothing I guess. Nothing is fun any more.
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Milo: Right! Everything's a big waste of time.
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When I'm in school. all I want to do is be out.
When I'm not in school, I wanna be someplace else.
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(Sighs) If only something could happen some time.
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Ralph: Yeah.
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Milo (muffled): What's the use of subtracting
turnips from turnips? Or carrying a 3?
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Or knowing how to spell February. Feb-ru-ary!
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Ralph: Yeah, everything's a drag.
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And who wants to sit around doing homework anyway?
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Milo: Everything seems so impossible.
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(Sighs) Everybody says it's such
a big wonderful world.
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How come it seems it so-- small?
And kind of empty?
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(Sighs) There's no rhyme or...
or reason to any of it.
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(Robotic Noise,
Thump)
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Intriguing Flute Music Plays
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Milo (quietly): Hey Ralph, did you hear somethin'?
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Ralph: Hear something?
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Milo: Well, I don't know. It- it sounded kinda like a bump.
Or like something heavy droppin'.
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Aww, I guess it wasn't anything.
Nothins' ever any...(looks in mirror) thing.
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Mysterious Music Begins
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Milo: Hey, Ralph!
There's something funny in my bedroom.
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Ralph: Something funny in your bedroom?
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Milo: I'll be back in a minute.
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Mysterious Music Continues,
Gong Sounds
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Milo (Reading): For Milo, who has plenty of time.
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(Speaking) That's funny, I don't think it's my birthday.
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Mysterious Music Continues
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Milo (Reading): If bored, pull tab marked "tab,"
and step back.
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Mysterious Music Continues
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Upbeat Digital Music Begins
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Tollbooth: Well, Milo. You are now the proud possessor
of one, genuine turnpike tollbooth.
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Milo: Turnpike tollbooth?
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Tollbooth: For use by those who have never traveled
in the land beyond!
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Milo: Beyond? Beyond what?
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Tollbooth: Beyond your wildest imagination, of course! (Tollbooth Chuckles)
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Your genuine tollbooth kit contains
one galvanized automobile.
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Automobile Honks
Automobile Makes Boing Noise
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Spinning Music Plays
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Tollbooth: One book of rules and traffic regulations.
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One map, up to date,
and carefully drawn by a master cartographer.
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And precautionary signs to be used in a
precautionary manner.
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Have your destination in mind.
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Milo: I don't think I have a destination.
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Tollbooth: Rule #8a. All travelers must have a destination.
No journey is valid without a destination.
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Find one on your map, Milo.
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Music Continues in Background
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Tollbooth: Well, well?
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Milo (Talking to Himself): Castle in the Air.
Might as well go there as anywhere.
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Milo (to Tollbooth): Castle in the Air.
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Tollbooth (Speaking Like Train Conductor):
The Castle in the Air,
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by way of Dictionopolis, Digitopolis,
and all points west.
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Milo: Dictionopol-,Digitop- How far is it?
Maybe I don't want to go-
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Tollbooth: Well Milo, make up your mind.
Going or staying?
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Tollbooth (impatiently): Well??
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Milo: I don't know if...
alright. Going, I guess.
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Tollbooth: Results are not guaranteed. But if not
perfectly satisfied, your wasted time will be refunded.
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Please have your fare ready.
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Cash Register Chimes
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Fantastacial Music Begins
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(Hollow Knock)
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Digital, Fantastical Music Continues
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(Knock on Metal)
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Tambourine/Horns Sound
in Conjunction with Milo's Movement
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Car Brakes Repeatedly
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Tollbooth: Stop! Make up your mind,
you're holding up traffic!
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Milo: (Sighs) Oh well, it looks like a dull afternoon anyway.
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Exciting, Adventurous Music Plays
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Exciting, Adventurous Music Continues
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Milo: This is crazy. Here I am, riding along a road I've- I've never seen, going to a place I've never heard of.
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I wonder where I am, anyway.
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Bell Chimes Repeatedly With Flashing Lights
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Milo (Reading): You are on the road to Diction-ohpolis?
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(Sign Stretches) Beware of Officer Short Shrift?!
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Milo (Speaking): What a funny name!
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(Siren Blaring)
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Officer Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
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I've never seen anyone so guilty!
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Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Slow down or I'll arrest the lot 'o ya.
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(Motor Idling)
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Milo: How can I slow down? I'm not even moving.
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Shrift: Oh, it's you is it? I mighta known it'd be a boy.
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Talking back to an officer, that's a misdemeanor.
Where were you on the night of July 25th? Hmm?
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Milo: July 25th? Wha- What's that got to do with it?
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Shrift: Do with it?? It's my birthday.
That's what it's got to do with it!
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Boys are always forgetting people's birthdays.
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Milo: Well, I'm sorry...
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Shrift: You have committed the following crimes-"underceding" the speed limit, a misdemeanor.
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Milo: But I wasn't even moving!
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Shrift: Wasn't even moving, eh?
"Overstructing" traffic, a felony.
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Milo: Look, you can't do this! I wasn't doing anything.
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Shrift: Not doing anything.
I think you'll admit at your age, that's a crime.
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Now then, would you like a long sentence,
or a short sentence?
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Milo: Well, I..I suppose a short one.
If I have a choice.
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Shrift: How about "I am."?
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It's the shortest sentence I know.
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Milo: It's- it's very kind of you to give me such a -
a short sentence.
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Shrift: And just when would you like to go to prison
and start serving it?
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Milo: Ser- serving it? Oh, oh well I uh-
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I suppose I really can't until I get back from
Diction-opolis and the Castle in the Air.
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[Frightening Music Plays
Thunder Roars Loudly]
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Shrift: The what? In the what?
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Milo: Why...The- the Castle in the Air.
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[Frightening Music,
Thunder Roars Loudly]
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Shrift: Boys are guilty of everything.
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(Siren Blares) Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
(Voice Fades)
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Mysterious Music Plays
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Milo (Reading): Welcome to Expectations.
(Speaking): Expectations?
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Boy. They sure have a way of naming places around here.
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Milo (Reading): Information, predictions, and advice-
truthfully offered.
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Milo (speaking): Well that's one thing I could certainly use, is a little information.
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("Milo, Open Your Eyes" Music
Plays in Background)
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Milo (Reading): Park here and blow horn.
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(Speaking) Alright.
(Blasts Car Horn)
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Whether Man: My, My, My, My, My, My. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the land of expectations.
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Um, to the land of expectations.
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(Umbrella Squeezes, Popping Noise, Scooting Noise)
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Whether Man: We don't get many travelers these days.
We certainly don't get many travelers these days.
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Now what can I do for you? I'm the Whether Man.
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Milo: How do you do sir. I wonder if-
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Could you tell me where the right road to a
-a Diction-opolis or- or someplace...
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Whether Man: Dictionpolis? Well now, well now, well now.
I don't know of any wrong road to Dictionopolis,
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so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all,
it must be the right road. Don't you think?
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And if it doesn't, it must be the right road to somewhere, mustn't it?
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Because there are no wrong roads to anywhere.
Do you think it'll rain?
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Milo: But I thought you said you were the "weather" man.
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(Scooting Noise)
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Whether Man: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm the whether man, not the weather man.
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For after all, it's more important to know
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whether there will be a change in the weather,
than what the weather will be, don't you think?
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Upbeat Music Begins
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Milo: What kind of place is- I mean-
what kind of place is Expectations?
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Whether Man: Good question.
Splendid question.
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Expectations is the place you must always go-
before you get where you're going.
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Of course some people
never get beyond Expectations.
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But my job is to hurry them along anyway.
So I'd better hurry you along, too.
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Milo: Thank you. Thank you. Buh- But I, I really think
I can- I can find my own way.
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Whether Man: Splendid. Splendid. Splendid.
I do so hate to make up my mind about anything.
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Whether or not you find your way,
you're bound to find some way.
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If you happen to find my way, please return it.
You did say it was going to rain, didn't you?
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(Rain Shower)
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Milo: Boy. That's the most peculiar man I've ever met.
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I hope I'll meet somebody whose sentences
make as much sense backwards as forward.
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Calming Jazz Music Plays
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Milo: (Yawns) What a nice, sleepy day.
Maybe that old tollbooth had something after all.
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Nobody to tell me what to do.
No decisions to make.
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Nothin' to think about.
Nothin' to care about.
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Nothin.'
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Miles and miles and miles of nothin.'
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Nothin.'
Just Nothin.'
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Calming Jazz Music Continues
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Engine Revs
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Milo (yawns): I wonder...where I...am.
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Lethargians (reverberating voices):
You're in Doldrums.
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Milo: The- what drums?
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Lethargians (reverberating-echoing each other):
Welcome to the...Doldrums. (Snoring)
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Lethargians: Allow me to introduce you...
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We are the Letharges. (Snores)
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Milo: I'm very pleased to meet you.
Uh- Could you help me, please? I think I'm lost.
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Lethargians: Think?! Don't...say... that.
It's against the law to think in the Doldrums.
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Milo (Yawning): That's ridiculous.
Everybody thinks.
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Lethargians: We don't. And most of the time, you don't.
And that's why you're here. You weren't thinking.
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And you weren't paying attention, either. People who don't pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums...(Snores)
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Milo: Hahaha. That's silly.
Hahaha!
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Lethargians: Stop that at once!
Laughing is against the law.
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And smiling is permitted only on alternate Thursdays.
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Milo: But if you can't laugh or think,
what can you do in the Doldrums?
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Lethargians: Do? Why? You can do anything...
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(Singing): As long as it's nothing.
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Everything, as long as it isn't anything.
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So... don't say there's nothin' to do in the Doldrums.
Don't say we don't (snores) days..
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We dawdle a bit... and then
(Speaking): Yeah and then we-
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We loiter a while,
...and dawdle again.
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(Lethargians Snore)
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We gather our strength...to start anew.
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On all of the loafing and lounging
we still have left (yawn) to do.
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So don't say there's nothing to do
in the Dol...drums,
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It's just...not...true.
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(Milo Yawns,
Lethargians Snore)
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Milo (Yawning): I can see you... lead a rich
and... productive life.
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Milo (Singing): Don't say there's nothing to do
in the Dol...drums!
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Milo: I'm ready to diddle away the days, I am!
Lethargians: The days we don't,
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Milo: I doddle a bit. Lethargians: Doddle a bit.
Milo: And then.. Lethargians: Doddle a bit.
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Milo (Yawning): I loiter awhile.
Lethargians: Loiter awhile.
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Milo (yawning heavily): And doddle again.
Lethargians: And dod--doddle again.
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Milo: I gather my strength.
Lethargians (mumbling): Gather strength.
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Milo: To start anew.
Lethargians: to start anew.
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Milo: On all of the loafing and lounging
I still have left to do.
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Milo/Lethargians: So...Don't say there's nothing to do
in the Dol...drums.
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It's just...not...true.
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(Milo Yawns/Lethargians Snore)
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Dog Barking
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Lethargians: It's the terrible watchdog, run!
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Run Everybody! Try! Go!
It's the terrible watch dog!
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(Lethargians Echo Each Other Nervously)
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Milo (Calmly): Terrible...watchdog?
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(Dog Barks and Growls,
Dramatic Music Plays)
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(Marching Band Music Plays)
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Tock: Here, what's this?
What are you doing here?
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Milo (Yawns): Just killing time.
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(Alarm Sounds Loudly)
Tock: Killing time?!?!
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(Alarm Sounds Loudly)
(Tock Stops the Alarm)
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Tock: Look son, it's bad enough wasting time without killing it. Come on, get ahold of yourself!
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You can't spend the rest of your life in the Doldrums.
How did you get here anyway?
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Milo (Yawning): Ah, it was easy.
I guess I just wasn't thinking.
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Tock: Heh. Precisely. You got here by not thinking,
and now you've got to think your way out.
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Milo: (Sighs) Go away. I was sleep...
(Alarm Clock Sounds)
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Milo: Besides, it's against the law to think.
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(Dramatic Music Plays)
(Lethargians Growl)
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Tock: You've got to get out of here, quick!
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I know you haven't had much practice,
but you've got to start thinking!
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(Lethargians Growl)
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Milo: ..Too much work to think. (Yawns)
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I'd rather not do...(yawns) anything.
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Tock: The Lethargians don't want you to do anything,
even eating or breathing.
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Milo: Breathing? But I've always breathed!
I can't stop now.
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Tock: Then get started thinking. Think boy, think!
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Milo: What do I think about?
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Tock: Think of birds that swim, and fish that fly.
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Milo: Uh, let's see. Birds that swim... (Ding)
And fish that fly...(Ding)
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Tock: Words that begin with "J."
(Motor Starts)
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Tock: It's working, it's working! Keep thinking!
Dinosaur insteps, potato ice cream.
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(Engine Revving)
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Milo: Uh, potato insteps and dinosaur ice cream.
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Tock: Faster boy, faster.
Deoxyribonucleic acid!
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Milo: Deosi-ribe-banana-clay-castle!
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Tock: Albert Einstein. E= MC squared.
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Milo (copying Tock): Albert Einstein. E= MC squared.
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Tock: William Shakespeare!
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Milo: Anthony Trollope, Isaac Newton!
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Tock: Faster boy, faster!
Roger Bacon, John Stuart Mill.
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(Climatic Music,
Lethargians Growling)
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(Alarm Sounds)
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Milo: February. F-e-b-r-u-a-r-y.
15x86=1,290. And carry the 3!
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(Dramatic Music Plays, Ends with Crash)
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00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:30,568
(Alarm Sounds Loudly)
(Begins Normal Ticking After Tock Turns It Off)
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Tick: Whew. For a minute I was afraid
I'd snapped my main spring.
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You must excuse my gruff conduct, but you see
it's traditional for watch dogs to be ferocious.
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00:25:42,172 --> 00:25:47,618
Milo: I thought you were just great, but are you sure it's alright...to leave those Lethargians back there alone?
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Tock: Oh, I don't just watch Lethargians, I watch boys too. And right now, I'd say, you needed a watchdog.
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And anyway I just love automobile rides!
(Pleasant Music Plays in Background)
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Milo: I'm very pleased to have you along.
My name is Milo.
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Tock: Milo. That's a strange name for a boy.
My name is Tock.
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00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:15,582
Milo: Well, I mean uh-well- isn't that kind of a strange name...for a dog?
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00:26:15,582 --> 00:26:19,650
Tock: Oh, no. How many names can you give a watchdog?
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Actually, my name is Tick-Tock.
My friends call me Tock.
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Milo: May I call you Tock?
It's about time I had a friend.
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Tock: It's about time. Time?
But time is your friend.
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Time marches on, time and tide wait for no man-
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Tock (Singing): Time. Time. Time. Time.
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Time is a gift, fleeting and swift,
Ticking and tocking itself away,
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Itself away, a way of saying better beware,
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Time is a gift, precious and rare,
Take it and make of it all you can.
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00:26:53,377 --> 00:26:56,744
Use all you can,
there's not a moment to spare.
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00:26:56,744 --> 00:27:01,298
So, take a second to look around,
See a sight, hear a sound.
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00:27:01,298 --> 00:27:07,416
Take a minute to concentrate,
Analyze...Contemplate!
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00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:11,467
Take an hour and change the fate of the world!
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00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:15,375
Time is a gift, given to you,
Given to give you the time you need,
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The time you need to have the time of your life!
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Time ticks hastily away,
Take time to save it every day!
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00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:33,104
Time saved, in the nick of time,
Is golden time.
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Milo: Time, time, time, time.
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00:27:34,705 --> 00:27:37,414
(Milo and Tock Begin Doing Rounds,
Singing Different Lyrics Simultaneously in Harmony)
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Milo: Time is a gift, fleeting and swift,
Tock: Times...ticks...
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00:27:39,463 --> 00:27:41,363
Milo: Ticking and tocking itself away.
Tock: ...Hastily.
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Milo: Itself a way of saying better beware.
Tock: Time to save it every day.
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00:27:45,328 --> 00:27:47,217
Milo: Time is a gift, precious and rare.
Tock: Time...saved...
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Milo: Take it and make of it all you can.
Tock: ..in the nick of time.
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Milo: Use all you can, there's not a moment to spare.
Tock: Is golden time...
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Milo: So take a second to look around,
Tock: So just stop and
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Milo: See a sight, hear a sound.
Tock: ...look around.
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Milo: Take a minute to concentrate.
Tock: And concentrate.
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Milo: Analyze, Contemplate.
Tock (echoes): Analyze. Contemplate.
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Milo: Take an hour, and change the fate of the world!
Tock: Take an hour, and change the fate of the world!
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Milo: Time to give, given to you,
Tock: Time...time...time...
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00:28:09,657 --> 00:28:10,991
Milo: Given to give to the time you need:
Tock: Time...
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Milo: The time you need to have the time of your life!
Tock: Time...of your life.
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Milo/Tock together:
The time you need to have the time of your life....!
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Milo: Golly! I've never seen such a-
...a beautiful country, Tock. What country is it?
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00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:39,597
Tock: Well, it used to be called the Kingdom of Wisdom,
until the old King died.
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00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:47,706
But then, it was divided into two states. On one side, Dictionopolis, the Kingdom of Words.
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00:28:47,706 --> 00:28:54,247
It's ruled by King Azaz, who has an iron law that all words are more important than numbers.
331
00:28:54,247 --> 00:29:00,912
The other side is Digitopolis, the Kingdom of Mathematics, ruled by the Mathemagician.
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00:29:00,912 --> 00:29:05,053
His law is that numbers are more important than words.
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00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:10,974
And over there, in the mountains of ignorance,
the demons are gathering, just waiting...
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00:29:10,974 --> 00:29:11,909
(Thunder Roars)
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And beyond those mountains, Milo, is our only chance.
The C-a-s-t-l-e in the A-i-r.
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00:29:21,235 --> 00:29:23,730
Milo: Well that's where I'm going.
The Castle in the Air.
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00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:31,379
(Thunder Roars Loudly)
(Dramatic Music Plays)
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00:29:31,379 --> 00:29:34,645
Tock: Don't say that again, Milo.
It makes the demons very angry.
339
00:29:34,645 --> 00:29:40,611
But at least there's one sane and intelligent man left in this country: Chroma the Great.
340
00:29:40,611 --> 00:29:42,499
That's one of his best rainbows.
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00:29:42,499 --> 00:29:44,944
Milo: Hey! There goes the Whether Man.
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00:29:44,944 --> 00:29:49,480
Whether Man: Have you found my way yet?
I hope it isn't mildewed.
343
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,711
Tock: Come on, Milo. Let's go. We're wasting ti-
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00:29:51,711 --> 00:29:54,906
Milo: I know, I know. We're wasting time.
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00:29:54,906 --> 00:30:01,675
(Pleasant, Traveling Music Plays)
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00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:09,832
Tock: Stop!
(Car Breaks Loudly)
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00:30:09,832 --> 00:30:11,358
Milo: What's that?
348
00:30:11,358 --> 00:30:16,175
Tock: Hmm...Unless I'm very much mistaken,
you just missed running into the abode
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00:30:16,175 --> 00:30:18,957
of Kakofonous A. Dischord.
(*Cacophonous)
350
00:30:19,314 --> 00:30:22,539
Kakofonous A. Dischord (KAD): Ahh, whooo!!
351
00:30:22,539 --> 00:30:27,287
(Honks Horn) Beautiful, isn't it.
(Honks Horn)
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00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:34,945
KAD (singing): But.. Of all the beautiful things in life, that nature has provided. (Horn Honks)
353
00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:44,731
A daffodil. A buttercup.
A bird...(bird tweets a melody).
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00:30:44,731 --> 00:30:48,715
(KAD hums/mumbles to himself, laughs)
355
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:55,071
KAD: The loveliest things of all to me,
I long ago decided.
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00:30:55,071 --> 00:31:03,662
Cannot be seen,...they only can,
be heard!
357
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:08,164
(Music and Pots Begin Banging in Rhythm)
358
00:31:08,164 --> 00:31:11,674
(Pots Continue to Clang, Thunder Roars)
KAD: I..I..give people noise.
359
00:31:11,674 --> 00:31:15,256
(Pots Continue to Clang, Thunder Roars)
Wonderful, deafening, earsplitting noise.
360
00:31:15,256 --> 00:31:19,042
(Whistle Blows)
KAD: Whistles and squeaks, screeches galore.
361
00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:22,590
(Tambourine Jingles)
KAD: Jingles and jangles, oh how I adore all that-
362
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:26,017
KAD: Noise, noise! Marvelous noise!
363
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:29,672
(Glass Shatters Repeatedly)
KAD: Horrible, hideous. Awful, insidious-
364
00:31:29,672 --> 00:31:32,693
(Glass Shatters Repeatedly)
KAD: Noise, noise, noise!
365
00:31:32,693 --> 00:31:35,024
(Glass Continues to Shatter)
366
00:31:35,024 --> 00:31:37,568
(Relative Calm Carnival Music Plays in Background)
KAD: You don't look well my boy.
367
00:31:37,568 --> 00:31:41,547
(Relatively Calm Carnival Music Plays in Background)
KAD: Hey here, let's have a look at you (Horn Honks)
368
00:31:41,547 --> 00:31:47,551
KAD: Just as I suspected, you are suffering
from a severe lack of noise.
369
00:31:47,551 --> 00:31:50,338
KAD: Now, this'll fix you right up.
370
00:31:50,338 --> 00:31:55,090
(Cacophony of noise "poured" into cup)
KAD: Honking horns, screeching trains, bells, shouts,
371
00:31:55,090 --> 00:31:58,750
(Cacophony of noise "poured" into cup)
KAD: Shrieks, gurgling drains. And all the rest of-
372
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,813
KAD: -those wonderfully unpleasant sounds
we use so much of today.
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00:32:02,813 --> 00:32:04,518
(Cacophony Continues)
374
00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:09,047
KAD: Now here, take this and you'll never
have to hear a pleasant sound again.
375
00:32:09,047 --> 00:32:14,472
Milo: No! No- no thank you. I don't want to be cured of pleasant sounds.
376
00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:20,766
(Cacophony of Noise Continues)
KAD: Well now, that's very unusual.
However, nothing odd.
377
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:23,747
(Cacophony of Noise Continues)
KAD: I'll just give it the Awful Dynne.
378
00:32:23,747 --> 00:32:26,370
Milo: The Awful Dynne? *(Din).
379
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:30,777
(Noises Sounds as They Pour into the Lamp)
380
00:32:30,777 --> 00:32:37,611
Dynne: Whoa hahaha! Ahhh, that was good, Master.
381
00:32:37,611 --> 00:32:40,267
KAD: This is my assistant, the Awful Dynne.
382
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:44,586
Milo: Gee, I don't think I've ever met
an awful Dynne before.
383
00:32:44,586 --> 00:32:49,129
KAD: What?? Never met an Awful Dynne before?
Oh you must be mistaken.
384
00:32:49,129 --> 00:32:53,787
When you're playing in your room and making a lot of noise, what do they tell you to stop?
385
00:32:53,787 --> 00:32:58,298
(Drums Play Loudly)
Milo: Why, the- the awful din! (Dynne Laughs)
386
00:32:58,298 --> 00:33:03,399
KAD: And when the street is being repaired with about 50 jackhammers going all day, (Jackhammer Noise)
387
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:07,627
KAD...what does everybody complain of?
Milo: The awful din!
388
00:33:07,627 --> 00:33:14,922
KAD: Right, and now my valued assistant will show you var-de-ous (*various) examples from my rare, exotic,
389
00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:18,615
and seldom heard...noises.
Dynne? (Horn Honks)
390
00:33:18,615 --> 00:33:20,553
Dynne laughs/begins singing)
391
00:33:20,553 --> 00:33:30,725
Dynne: Didja...ever hear an elephant tap dance, on a tin roof late at night? / That's noise...beautiful noise!
392
00:33:30,725 --> 00:33:39,128
Did you ever hear a centipede crying...when his shoes don't fit him right? / That's noise... beautiful noise!
393
00:33:39,128 --> 00:33:44,924
Did you ever hear a hungry dinosaur
hiccup on a windy day?
394
00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:51,243
Did you ever hear a nervous butterfly
nibble on a cheese soufflé?
395
00:33:51,243 --> 00:33:54,639
(Carnival Music, Awful Dynne Laughs)
396
00:33:54,639 --> 00:33:58,590
KAD: Ah, yes. Noise is very fashionable today!
397
00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:04,627
Why I can hardly fill the orders for noise pills, racket lotion, clamor salve, and hubbub tonic!
398
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:11,809
Years ago, well everyone wanted pleasant sounds.
But today, all they want is -
399
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:17,550
(Loud Noises Coincide With Lyrics)
KAD: Crash! Bing! Bang! Boom! Ah! Plunk! Ding! Doo!
400
00:34:17,550 --> 00:34:20,795
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: Noise, noise, nerve jangling noise,
401
00:34:20,795 --> 00:34:24,244
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: Battering, Chattering, Shattering Noise!
402
00:34:24,244 --> 00:34:28,350
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: Gurgles and screams, all of that stuff!
403
00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,400
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: Tickle my eardrums, I can't get enough-
404
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,398
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: of that noise, noise, marvelous noise!
405
00:34:35,398 --> 00:34:38,715
(Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background)
KAD: Horrible, hideous, awful, insidious!
406
00:34:38,715 --> 00:34:48,197
(Music Plays in Background, Followed by Cacophony)
KAD: Noise, noise, noise!!
407
00:34:48,197 --> 00:34:53,837
(Speeding Music Plays)
408
00:34:57,837 --> 00:35:03,481
(Pleasant, Holiday-Like Music Plays)
409
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:13,353
Tock: Looks like a beautiful crop,
doesn't it, Milo?
410
00:35:13,353 --> 00:35:18,518
I've never seen fatter W's.
And those A's look delicious!
411
00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:21,315
Milo: Are those letters growing on those trees?
412
00:35:21,315 --> 00:35:24,081
Tock: Well, money doesn't grow on trees, does it?
413
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:28,595
Milo: No. It's just that I've never seen letters
growing on trees, either.
414
00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:31,117
(Time is a Gift Music Begins)
Milo/Tock Sing Simultaneously Again
415
00:35:32,287 --> 00:35:34,459
Milo: Take a minute to concentrate.
Tock: And Con-cen-trate.
416
00:35:34,459 --> 00:35:38,474
Milo: Analyze. Contemplate.
Tock (echoing): Analyze. Contemplate.
417
00:35:38,474 --> 00:35:42,468
Milo: Take an hour and change the fate of the wor-ld!
Tock: Take an hour and change the fate of the wor-ld!
418
00:35:42,468 --> 00:35:44,464
Milo: Time to give, given to you,
Tock: Time...time...time...
419
00:35:44,464 --> 00:35:46,182
Milo: Given to give you the time you need,
Tick: Time...Time...
420
00:35:46,182 --> 00:35:49,998
Milo: The time you need to have the time of your life.
Tock: Time...of your life.
421
00:35:49,998 --> 00:36:00,648
Milo/Tock Together: The time you need to have the time
of your life!!!...
422
00:36:00,648 --> 00:36:03,006
(Music Concludes Dramatically)
423
00:36:03,006 --> 00:36:04,428
Soldier L: Greetings.
Soldier M: Salutations.
424
00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:05,832
Soldier N: Welcome.
Soldier O: Good Afternoon.
425
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:09,444
Soldier P: Hi.
(Sound of Soldier P Whisked to Back of Line)
426
00:36:09,444 --> 00:36:12,338
Milo: Why, thank you. And Hi!
427
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,625
Soldier L: By order of Azaz the Unabridged,
428
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:15,916
Soldier M: King of Dictionopolis,
429
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:17,090
Solider N: Monarch of Letters,
430
00:36:17,090 --> 00:36:20,906
Soldier O: Emperor of Phrases, Sentences,
and Miscellaneous Figures of Speech,
431
00:36:20,906 --> 00:36:23,927
Soldier P: We offer you the hospitality of our kingdom.
432
00:36:23,927 --> 00:36:25,006
Soldier L: Country,
Soldier M: State,
433
00:36:25,006 --> 00:36:27,090
Soldier N: Commonwealth,
Solider O: Palatinate.
434
00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:28,514
Soldier O: Royal Banquet,
Soldier N: Tonight,
435
00:36:28,514 --> 00:36:29,999
Soldier M: In Your Honor,
Soldier L: Seven Sharp.
436
00:36:29,999 --> 00:36:34,219
Soldier P: Be there.
(Sound of Soldier P Whisked to Back of Line)
437
00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:35,769
Soldier L: Goodbye.
Soldier M: Adieu.
438
00:36:35,769 --> 00:36:37,421
Soldier N: Arrivederci.
Solider O: So Long.
439
00:36:37,421 --> 00:36:39,011
Soldier Five: Ciao!
440
00:36:39,011 --> 00:36:44,188
Milo: Bye.
(Music Indicating Tip-Toeing of Soldier P)
441
00:36:44,188 --> 00:36:47,224
Milo: I never knew words could be so confusing.
442
00:36:47,224 --> 00:36:50,722
Tock: Only confusing, Milo,
when you use a lot to say a little.
443
00:36:50,722 --> 00:36:53,464
(Vendors Yelling to Attract Customers)
Man: Catchphrases!
444
00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:58,271
Man B: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Get your fresh picked ifs, ands, and buts, right off the farm.
445
00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:02,476
British Man: Nice whats, wheres, whiches, whens, and whos. Get 'em by the where, get 'em by the batch.
446
00:37:02,476 --> 00:37:04,597
Man: Halfbaked ideas here. Halfbaked Ideas.
447
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,759
Man: Meaty words here. Chops, steaks, venison.
448
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,572
Man: Poetic Words. Sublime words.
449
00:37:10,572 --> 00:37:13,339
Man: Step right up, step right up.
Fancy, best quality words right 'ere.
450
00:37:13,339 --> 00:37:16,897
How 'bout you young man?
How 'bout a nice bag full of pronouns!
451
00:37:16,897 --> 00:37:19,880
Or maybe you'd like our special assortment of adjectives. (Vendor's Voice Fades Into Background)
452
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,701
Milo: Boy, wait'll Ralph hears me use these!
453
00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:26,241
How much are these, sir?
454
00:37:26,241 --> 00:37:30,080
Vendor: And were you thinking of using all of 'em
in the same sentence?
455
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,682
Milo: Why ye- yes, sir.
456
00:37:32,682 --> 00:37:34,596
Vendor: Well, (laughing) I'll tell you what, lad.
457
00:37:34,596 --> 00:37:38,764
Why don't you just take a bag full of
happys and goods to start with?
458
00:37:38,764 --> 00:37:44,352
Very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days, and happy-go-lucky.
459
00:37:44,352 --> 00:37:50,551
Useful too for good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good riddance, and goodbye!
460
00:37:50,551 --> 00:37:54,819
Man: Nouns by the pound! Nouns by the pound!
461
00:37:54,819 --> 00:38:01,244
Man B: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Do it yourself. Make up your own words. Be creative!
462
00:38:01,244 --> 00:38:03,909
Have fun! Start a language!
463
00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:08,876
Milo: That looks pretty difficult, Tock.
I'm not much good at making up words.
464
00:38:08,876 --> 00:38:12,337
Bee: Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Milo: Look out!
465
00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:16,953
Bee: A-S-S-I-S-T-A-N-C-E
Milo: Tock, look out!
466
00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:20,163
Tock: It's alright, Milo. It's just the Spelling Bee.
467
00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:28,368
Bee: Yes, please don't be alarmed. A-L-A-R-M-E-D. Alarmed. I know boys are often afraid of bees.
468
00:38:28,368 --> 00:38:37,932
B-E-E-S. Bees. But let me assure your my intentions are peaceful. P-E-A-C-E-F-U-L.
469
00:38:37,932 --> 00:38:39,365
Milo: And you don't sting?
470
00:38:39,365 --> 00:38:49,118
Bee: Sting? (Laughs). Oh I can sting, but I don't. However, I can spell anything. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
471
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,537
Milo: Anything?
472
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:56,102
Bee: Any word that has ever been written in any language, any where.
473
00:38:56,102 --> 00:39:02,336
Humbug: Balderdash. Let me repeat. Balderdash.
474
00:39:02,336 --> 00:39:04,831
Bee: Balderdash?! Why you-
475
00:39:04,831 --> 00:39:13,574
Humbug: Come now. Don't be ill-mannered.
Isn't someone going to introduce me to this little boy?
476
00:39:13,574 --> 00:39:16,753
Fine, manly little fellow.
477
00:39:16,753 --> 00:39:22,203
Bee: This is the Humbug. H-U-M-B-U-G.
A very dislikable fellow.
478
00:39:22,203 --> 00:39:27,373
Humbug: Nonsense. Everyone loves a humbug.
479
00:39:27,373 --> 00:39:35,166
(Humbug Laughs). Insectious Humbugious.
If I may use the Latin.
480
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:42,705
Bee: "Insectious Humbugious"? Why, you fraud!
You can't even spell your own name.
481
00:39:42,705 --> 00:39:50,989
Humbug: A slavish concern for the composition of words
is the sign of a bankrupt intellect.
482
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:57,473
Be gone, odious wasp!
You smell of decayed syllables.
483
00:39:57,473 --> 00:40:04,237
Bee: Odious wasp?! How dare you!
484
00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:10,063
En garde! E-N G-A-R-D-E.
485
00:40:10,063 --> 00:40:13,983
(Bee Buzzing Angrily)
486
00:40:33,673 --> 00:40:36,044
(Bee Screeching to a Halt)
487
00:40:36,044 --> 00:40:37,368
(Bee Buzzing Loudly)
488
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:43,126
Humbug: Back! Back!
Back I say.
489
00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:49,153
Didactic Drone!
Verbose vermin!
490
00:40:49,153 --> 00:40:52,473
(Sounds of Dueling)
491
00:40:52,473 --> 00:40:56,116
Back!
Parsimonious Word Miser!
492
00:40:56,116 --> 00:40:57,994
(Sounds of Dueling)
493
00:40:57,994 --> 00:41:02,593
Overbearing Dragon Fly! Touché!
494
00:41:04,577 --> 00:41:09,961
Bee: Touché. T-O-U-C-H-E.
(Sounds of Dueling)
495
00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:12,847
(Sounds of Dueling)
496
00:41:12,847 --> 00:41:16,396
Humbug: Yeow!!
(Dramatic Music Plays)
497
00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:20,144
(Dramatic Music Continues,
Sounds of Buildings Falling)
498
00:41:21,297 --> 00:41:26,040
(Sounds of Wood Breaking,
Stands Crashing to the Ground)
499
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:38,678
(Music of Dismay as
Words Fall to Ground)
500
00:41:52,816 --> 00:41:57,917
Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
I've never seen anyone so guilty.
501
00:41:57,917 --> 00:42:00,520
Milo: Uh-oh.
(Siren Blares)
502
00:42:02,891 --> 00:42:08,741
Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Just as I thought, you again!
503
00:42:08,741 --> 00:42:14,078
Shrift: Guilty of sowing confusion.
Upsetting the alphabet cart.
504
00:42:14,078 --> 00:42:15,683
Milo: Apple cart.
505
00:42:15,683 --> 00:42:19,502
Shrift: Correcting an officer.
Breaking havoc.
506
00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:22,553
Mincing words.
(Alarm Rings)
507
00:42:22,553 --> 00:42:25,668
And having a dog with an unauthorized alarm.
508
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:30,291
(Tock Barks)
Shrift: And illegal barking.
509
00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:33,852
Shrift: I sentence you both to
six million years in prison.
510
00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:38,488
Milo: Six million years?
But- but only a judge can sentence you!
511
00:42:38,488 --> 00:42:43,849
Shrift: Good point. (Magic Music).
I sentence you both to six million years in prison.
512
00:42:43,849 --> 00:42:46,863
(Gavel Bangs)
Shrift: Come along. I'll take you to the dungeon.
513
00:42:46,863 --> 00:42:52,060
Milo: But- but you can't. I mean-
only a jailer can put you in prison.
514
00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:55,590
Shrift: Good point. (Magic Music).
515
00:42:55,590 --> 00:42:58,365
I am also the jailer.
Come on, come on!
516
00:42:58,365 --> 00:43:04,929
Humbug: Keep your chin up, my boy. Maybe they'll take a million years off for good behavior.
517
00:43:04,929 --> 00:43:11,966
Bee: Be the "e" of good hope. H-O-P-E.
518
00:43:11,966 --> 00:43:19,514
(Somber Marching Music)
519
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,982
Shrift: You'll find it quite pleasant down here.
520
00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:23,729
Milo: Isn't it a little dark?
521
00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:29,195
Shrift: Of course it's dark. Dungeons are always dark. If they weren't dark, they wouldn't be so unpleasant.
522
00:43:29,195 --> 00:43:32,479
Milo: But you said it would be pleasant down here.
Which-
523
00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:40,394
Shrift: Precisely. Which (*Witch).
You can always chat with a Which if you get lonely.
524
00:43:41,376 --> 00:43:48,878
Shrift: This is it, all the comforts of home.
(Door Creaks/Slams) See you in six million years!
525
00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:51,733
Frightening Music Plays
526
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:05,207
Which: Oh, there you are! How do you do?
527
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:07,526
Milo: (hesistates) Hello.
528
00:44:07,526 --> 00:44:09,433
Which: Come in, come in, come in.
529
00:44:09,433 --> 00:44:13,473
Milo: You'd better be very careful, m'am.
There's a witch around here somewhere.
530
00:44:13,473 --> 00:44:20,907
Which: Well, of course there is! I am she.
Faintly Macabre, the not-so-wicked Which.
531
00:44:20,907 --> 00:44:25,761
There, you see? Official Which: Kingdom of Wisdom.
532
00:44:25,761 --> 00:44:29,196
Milo: Oh, a Which! Like the Whether Man.
533
00:44:29,196 --> 00:44:34,627
Which: Of course! The Whether Man is my brother.
At least he used to be.
534
00:44:34,627 --> 00:44:38,937
I don't know whether he still is,
I haven't seen him in years!
535
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:43,176
Have a cookie.
The question marks are delicious!
536
00:44:43,176 --> 00:44:44,760
Milo: What does a Which do?
537
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,457
Which: Well, I used to help people choose which words to use-
538
00:44:49,457 --> 00:44:54,266
Which were the most proper and fitting words
for any and all occasions.
539
00:44:54,266 --> 00:44:58,006
But when Rhyme and Reason were banished-
540
00:44:58,006 --> 00:45:00,179
Milo: Rhyme? And Reason?
541
00:45:00,179 --> 00:45:04,756
Which: Yes, Milo. When the two kings had their terrible quarrel-
542
00:45:04,756 --> 00:45:10,970
(Adventerous Music Begins)
543
00:45:10,970 --> 00:45:18,093
Which: When King Azaz insisted that words were far more important than numbers,
544
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:22,467
and hence his kingdom was truly the greater,
545
00:45:22,467 --> 00:45:28,423
and when Mathemagician claimed that numbers
were much more important than words,
546
00:45:28,423 --> 00:45:34,142
and therefore his kingdom was supreme,
why then naturally,
547
00:45:34,142 --> 00:45:41,043
they asked the Princess of Sweet Rhyme, and the Princess of Pure Reason to settle the question.
548
00:45:41,043 --> 00:45:46,306
Milo: And what did they decide? What is the most important? Words or numbers?
549
00:45:46,306 --> 00:45:52,741
Which: The princesses decided that words and numbers are of equal value.
550
00:45:52,741 --> 00:45:57,445
Tock: In the cloak of knowledge, one is the warp
and the other in the woof.
551
00:45:57,445 --> 00:46:03,565
Which: But you see Milo,
this decision infuriated the two kings,
552
00:46:03,565 --> 00:46:14,054
and they banished the princesses to the
Castle in the Air. (Dramatic Music Plays)
553
00:46:14,054 --> 00:46:17,808
And I was thrown into this dungeon.
554
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:21,890
Tock: And that's why people don't seem to care anymore which words they use,
555
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:23,956
as long as they use lots of 'em.
556
00:46:23,956 --> 00:46:28,966
Milo: And that's why there's no rhyme or reason around here, and everybody thinks he's so good!
557
00:46:28,966 --> 00:46:37,485
Hey! Maybe we can rescue them, and rescue you too Mrs. Faintly...in about six million years.
558
00:46:37,485 --> 00:46:39,422
Soldier L: Ah, there you are.
Soldier M: Where have you been?
559
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:42,253
Soldier N: Been looking all over for you.
Soldier O: Royal banquet is about to begin.
560
00:46:42,253 --> 00:46:44,402
Soldier P: Soup's on.
561
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:47,806
Milo: I still have to serve my sentence
of six million years in prison.
562
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:50,375
Soldier L: No time for sentences.
Soldier M: No time for words.
563
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:53,445
Soldier N: Condemn boy to hearty meal.
Soldier O: Prisons are for the birds.
564
00:46:53,445 --> 00:46:55,286
Soldier P: Jailbirds.
565
00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:58,730
Soldier L: Mustn't keep Azaz waiting.
Soldier M: Things get hungry, too.
566
00:46:58,730 --> 00:47:02,160
Soldier N: Royal banquet's just beginning.
Soldier O: Just in time for royal stew.
567
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,251
Soldier P: Chow (Ciao).
568
00:47:03,251 --> 00:47:07,232
Milo: Goodbye Mrs. Macabre, don't worry.
I'll find a way to rescue you.
569
00:47:07,232 --> 00:47:09,742
(Cheerful Music)
570
00:47:09,742 --> 00:47:13,341
Tock: Bye, Faintly. We'll be back.
571
00:47:13,341 --> 00:47:17,529
(Glittery Tones Play As Which's Tears Fall)
572
00:47:17,529 --> 00:47:22,423
(Royal Trumpets Sound)
573
00:47:25,778 --> 00:47:31,374
Soldier: His Majesty, the Supreme Ruler of Semantics,
Most Eminent Chieftain of Participles,
574
00:47:31,374 --> 00:47:38,110
Lord and Master of Words, Super Sovereign of Syntax,
Chief Potentate of Adverbs and Prepositions.
575
00:47:38,110 --> 00:47:41,972
(Soldier P Whizzing to Grab Chair)
King Azaz the Unabridged.
576
00:47:41,972 --> 00:47:45,144
Milo: If you please, sir.
(Azaz Bristles At "Sir")
577
00:47:45,144 --> 00:47:49,648
Milo: Your majesty. My name is Milo,
and this is Tock, my watchdog.
578
00:47:49,648 --> 00:47:52,098
And we've been sentenced to six million years for-
579
00:47:52,098 --> 00:47:58,546
Azaz: Ahhh! Six million?
That's not a sentence, that's a number.
580
00:47:58,546 --> 00:48:06,858
It's against the law to mention numbers here in Dictionopolis. Words are the only things that matter.
581
00:48:06,858 --> 00:48:08,582
Milo: I'm sorry your kingship, sir.
582
00:48:08,582 --> 00:48:11,430
Azaz: After all, me boy-
583
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:16,179
(Singing) You couldn't have one fine day
without the "day," could you?
584
00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:20,583
You couldn't have tea for two
without the "tea," could you?
585
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:25,529
You couldn't have three blind mice,
without the "mice," could you?
586
00:48:25,529 --> 00:48:32,941
So you see, Milo, words are really, very valuable things.
587
00:48:32,941 --> 00:48:38,917
If you think a great thought, how do you write it down?
Words!
588
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:44,562
If you spot a brush fire, how do you warn the town?
Words!
589
00:48:44,562 --> 00:48:53,112
If you have opinions, how do you speak your piece?
If you rent a castle, how do you read your lease?
590
00:48:53,112 --> 00:49:04,164
If you know a good joke, how do you tell a friend?
Words, words! That's how.
591
00:49:04,164 --> 00:49:08,168
Words in a word are amazing. You can read 'em,
you can write 'em, you can sing 'em,
592
00:49:08,168 --> 00:49:14,057
and recite 'em, underline them. Misdefine them.
They're amazing!
593
00:49:14,057 --> 00:49:16,590
Words in a word are fantastic!
594
00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:18,802
You can hint 'em, you can say 'em,
you can print 'em, you can pray 'em.
595
00:49:18,802 --> 00:49:24,470
Emphasize them and despise them. They're fantastic!
596
00:49:24,470 --> 00:49:29,533
String them into sentences and thoughts profound.
597
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:36,346
We'll abound, in a symphony of spoken sound,
truth is found, beauty crowned.
598
00:49:36,346 --> 00:49:39,287
In other words,
words in a word are delicious!
599
00:49:39,287 --> 00:49:41,851
You can taste 'em, you can treat 'em,
you can waste 'em, you can 'eat em.
600
00:49:41,851 --> 00:49:48,925
And digest them, I suggest them!
They're delicious!
601
00:49:48,925 --> 00:49:53,334
(King Sighs) Words.
(Music Ends Dramatically)
602
00:49:53,334 --> 00:50:01,601
Azaz: Speechers, speechers. Time for speeches.
You my boy, as our guest, may speak first.
603
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:12,685
Milo (clears throat): Your Majesty, uh Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity-
604
00:50:12,685 --> 00:50:14,696
Azaz (claps): Enough, next.
605
00:50:14,696 --> 00:50:17,659
Tock: Soup bones, dog biscuits,
porter house steak, carpet slippers.
606
00:50:17,659 --> 00:50:21,724
Humbug: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes,
vanilla ice cream.
607
00:50:21,724 --> 00:50:23,207
Soldier L: Veal Cutlet Parmesan.
608
00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:24,678
Soldier M: Eggplant Florentine.
609
00:50:24,678 --> 00:50:26,430
Soldier N: Eggs goldenrod.
610
00:50:26,430 --> 00:50:28,315
Soldier O: Jones sausage, "reosh."
611
00:50:28,315 --> 00:50:34,026
Azaz: Pate de foie gras, soupe a l'oignon, faisan sous cloche, salade endive, fromages et fruits et demi-tasse."
612
00:50:34,026 --> 00:50:43,058
(Servants Marching,
Music in Rhythm with Chewing)
613
00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:49,702
Food (whispering): Your majesty, ladies and-
614
00:50:49,702 --> 00:50:55,575
Milo: But that's my speech!
I didn't know I was going to have to eat my words.
615
00:50:55,575 --> 00:51:00,689
King (chewing): Of- of course you do.
That's what we're all doing.
616
00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:04,106
(Chews). You, you, you should have made a tastier speech.
617
00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:08,461
(Gasps). I seem to have a touch of indigestion.
618
00:51:08,461 --> 00:51:10,940
Milo: Perhaps you've eaten too much too quickly.
619
00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:16,441
Azaz: Too be sure, too much, too quickly.
I most certainly haven't eaten too little, too slowly.
620
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:21,501
Or too much, too slowly. Or too little, too quickly.
Or taken all day to eat nothing.
621
00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:23,767
Or eaten everything in no time at all.
(Chair Creaks)
622
00:51:23,767 --> 00:51:25,564
Milo: But wouldn't that be just as bad?
623
00:51:25,564 --> 00:51:31,691
Azaz: You mean just as good.
Things which are "just as bad" also are equally good.
624
00:51:31,691 --> 00:51:35,078
Try to look at the bright side of things, Milo.
625
00:51:35,078 --> 00:51:39,728
Milo: I don't know what side of anything to look at.
Everything is so confusing!
626
00:51:39,728 --> 00:51:42,149
And all your words only make things worse.
627
00:51:42,149 --> 00:51:45,545
Azaz: How true.
Words seem to have lost their meaning.
628
00:51:45,545 --> 00:51:50,341
Milo: But there must be something you can do about it.
Couldn't you pass a law- or something?
629
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:56,058
Azaz: We have almost as many laws as we have words,
but the laws don't make any sense either.
630
00:51:56,058 --> 00:52:03,884
Milo: Perhaps you might allow- I mean uh, because you are a wise and -and righteous and just king,
631
00:52:03,884 --> 00:52:07,843
you might allow...Rhyme and- and Reason to return?
632
00:52:07,843 --> 00:52:11,064
Azaz: How nice that would be...
633
00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:16,130
No! No, no never!
Not while that stubborn brother of mine...
634
00:52:17,484 --> 00:52:22,077
(*Gently) Things always did go very well
when they were here.
635
00:52:22,077 --> 00:52:23,536
(*Gruffly) I won't allow it!
636
00:52:23,536 --> 00:52:25,674
Milo: Why not?
637
00:52:25,674 --> 00:52:31,376
Azaz: (Gently) Why not?
(Gruffly) Why not, indeed!
638
00:52:31,376 --> 00:52:35,097
Azaz: (Gently) Yes. Why not?
My boy,
639
00:52:35,097 --> 00:52:43,659
I cannot tell you how it would solve all our problems,
if only you could bring back Rhyme and Reason.
640
00:52:43,659 --> 00:52:47,574
(Humbug Snores)
Bee: Odious wasp, eh? (Bee Zooms)
641
00:52:47,574 --> 00:52:50,622
Bee: Didactic Drone?
642
00:52:55,253 --> 00:52:58,466
Bee: Parsimonious word miser, is it?
643
00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:04,363
Azaz: Perhaps someone else among my faithful court would volunteer to join this brave boy
644
00:53:04,363 --> 00:53:08,333
in his efforts to rescue Rhyme and Reason?
645
00:53:10,164 --> 00:53:13,746
(Music of Dismay Plays)
Azaz: No volunteers?
646
00:53:13,746 --> 00:53:20,324
(Humbug Snores)
Bee: Insectious Humbugious, ey? We'll see.
647
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:28,242
Azaz: Wonderful! A volunteer!
Congratulations.
648
00:53:28,242 --> 00:53:32,819
Milo: That's great! With the Humbug's help,
I know we can do it!
649
00:53:32,819 --> 00:53:40,245
Azaz: Goodbye, my boy. Here, in this bag,
are all the words and ideas I know.
650
00:53:40,245 --> 00:53:45,039
With them, you may ask all the questions which
have never been answered.
651
00:53:45,039 --> 00:53:48,386
And answer all the questions which
have never been asked.
652
00:53:48,386 --> 00:53:54,653
All the great books of the past,
and all the ones yet to come, are in that bag.
653
00:53:54,653 --> 00:54:03,348
Go now. But remember, use these words well,
and there is no obstacle you cannot overcome.
654
00:54:03,348 --> 00:54:05,596
Azaz: Goodbye.
Milo/Tock: Goodbye!
655
00:54:05,596 --> 00:54:08,736
Milo: And thank you. Goodbye!
Azaz: Goodbye! (Music Begins)
656
00:54:13,011 --> 00:54:17,227
(Car Hits Bump in Road)
Humbug: Owwwwww!!!!
657
00:54:19,242 --> 00:54:24,906
(Adventurous Music Plays)
658
00:54:29,106 --> 00:54:33,476
Milo: Wow, what a mess!
How will we ever get through that?
659
00:54:33,476 --> 00:54:39,270
(Music of Confidence)
(Humbug Knocks/Kicks Wood)*
660
00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:44,629
Humbug: It is of no use my lad.
The wall is absolutely impenetrable.
661
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:53,782
However, your heroic effort shall not be unrewarded.
Our eternal gratitude will be yours.
662
00:54:53,782 --> 00:54:55,150
Shall we start back?
663
00:54:55,150 --> 00:54:58,070
Milo: Now look here, Mr. Humbug.
If you think for one minute that-
664
00:54:58,070 --> 00:55:00,820
Dodecahedron: I say young man,
what seems to be your problem?
665
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:02,497
Milo: Who are you?
666
00:55:02,497 --> 00:55:07,574
Dodecahedron: My angles are many, my sides are not few. I'm the Dodecahedron, and who are you?
667
00:55:07,574 --> 00:55:09,872
Milo: What's a dode-kaheadrun?
668
00:55:09,872 --> 00:55:14,374
Tock: As I remember it, it's a twelve-sided
mathematical shape.
669
00:55:14,374 --> 00:55:21,035
Dodecahedron: See for yourself. I usually use one at a time... saves wear and tear.
670
00:55:21,035 --> 00:55:23,916
By the way, what was your problem?
671
00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:26,599
Milo: We have to get to Digitopolis to ask the Mathema-
672
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:29,646
Dodecahedron: The only way to get there is through the Numbers Mine.
673
00:55:29,646 --> 00:55:34,353
Milo: Numbers Mine? But we can't get through there.
The entrance is blocked tight.
674
00:55:34,353 --> 00:55:37,712
Tock: Milo, you remember how you
got us out of the Doldrums?
675
00:55:37,712 --> 00:55:41,462
Milo: Yeah, maybe we can think our way through!
676
00:55:41,462 --> 00:55:43,966
Dodecahedron: Can you remember any mathematics?
677
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:49,790
Milo: Let's see. Things that are equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
678
00:55:49,790 --> 00:55:54,622
(Wood Cracking)
679
00:55:56,714 --> 00:56:03,189
Dodecahedron: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 is known as the-
680
00:56:04,189 --> 00:56:05,467
Milo: Fibonacci Series!
681
00:56:05,467 --> 00:56:09,312
(Wood Cracking)
682
00:56:09,312 --> 00:56:12,717
Dodecahedron: Vectors have both magnitude and directions...
683
00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:15,310
Milo: Scalars have only magnitude!
684
00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:20,036
(Door Crashes/Crashes on Ground)
685
00:56:20,036 --> 00:56:22,090
Milo: We did it, we did it!
686
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:23,444
Humbug: (Laughs) Yes, yes.
687
00:56:23,444 --> 00:56:29,139
We handled that brilliantly, my boy.
'Tis a good thing we knew the Fibonacci Series, eh?
688
00:56:29,139 --> 00:56:33,375
(Laughs) Yes, ee-dee.
689
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:38,917
(Pleasant Flute Music Plays)
690
00:56:41,397 --> 00:56:46,095
Milo: Golly. And I used to think numbers
weren't important or valuable.
691
00:56:46,095 --> 00:56:50,659
Mathemagician: Not important? Not valuable?
692
00:56:50,659 --> 00:56:52,805
Humbug: It's- it's the Mathemagician.
693
00:56:52,805 --> 00:57:00,827
Mathemagician: By the 4,827, 659 hairs on my head,
I'll tell you what's important.
694
00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:06,148
Mathemagician (singing): You couldn't have 1 fine day without the 1, could you?
695
00:57:06,148 --> 00:57:11,259
You couldn't have tea for 2
without the 2, could you?
696
00:57:11,259 --> 00:57:18,359
You couldn't have 3 blind mice
without the 3, so you see?
697
00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:27,572
Numbers are the 4, 5, 6, 7, 8-
Wonders of the World!
698
00:57:27,572 --> 00:57:33,483
If you had a big plan, how would you know how big?
Numbers!
699
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:39,296
If you had a high hope, how would you know how high?
Numbers!
700
00:57:39,296 --> 00:57:43,506
If you had a deep bog,
how would you know how deep?
701
00:57:43,506 --> 00:57:47,553
If you had a close call,
how would you know how close?
702
00:57:47,553 --> 00:57:51,876
If you had a wide choice,
how would you know how wide?
703
00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:57,825
Numbers! Numbers! That's how!
704
00:57:57,825 --> 00:58:05,840
Numbers can be decimated, verified, manipulated, carried forward, backward, and replaced.
705
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:12,560
Numbers can be added to, subtracted from,
divided into, multiplied by, crossed out, and erased.
706
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:19,845
But not with words.
You're stuck with words.
707
00:58:19,845 --> 00:58:26,276
Words are things you have to keep, have to watch, have to weigh, have to mind, have to know, have to say.
708
00:58:26,276 --> 00:58:33,060
(Singing) But it's amazing what a digit or two can do.
709
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:41,523
Why anything you cannot figure out,
they figure out for you.
710
00:58:41,523 --> 00:58:45,924
And when troubles mount
and they become too much to bear.
711
00:58:45,924 --> 00:58:48,947
(Bag Drops Heavily)
Never Fear.
712
00:58:48,947 --> 00:58:51,895
(Talking) Just divide them and divide them.
713
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:57,875
And divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, until they disappear.
714
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:10,460
Nothing counts like numbers. Numbers!
Numbers, wonderful numbers!
715
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:15,058
Those Dewey decimal dearies,
square root and mix them in series,
716
00:59:15,058 --> 00:59:19,889
They give the heart inspiration,
no words can bring such elation!
717
00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:26,245
1 to 9, they're the most.
Pour the wine, drink a toast to-
718
00:59:26,245 --> 00:59:31,356
Numbers!
(Music Ends Dramatically)
719
00:59:32,964 --> 00:59:35,159
Mathemagician: Welcome to my workshop!
720
00:59:35,159 --> 00:59:37,359
Humbug: Very impressive, Your Majesty.
721
00:59:37,359 --> 00:59:45,321
But, could you show us the biggest number there is?
Heh, heh. That will give him something to figure out.
722
00:59:45,321 --> 00:59:47,158
Mathemagician: Very well, Sir Humbug.
723
00:59:47,158 --> 00:59:50,011
What's the biggest number you can think of?
724
00:59:50,011 --> 00:59:57,861
Humbug: 9,999,999, 000,999 and 9/10.
725
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:01,230
Mathemagician: Very good. Now add 1 to it.
726
01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:03,131
Humbug: Add 1?
727
01:00:03,131 --> 01:00:10,500
Mathemagician: Now add 1 to that. Add 1 again. Add 1 again. Add 1 again. Add 1 agai-
728
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:13,087
Milo: But he'd never be able to stop that way.
729
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:18,532
Mathemagician: Never. For the number you hope for is always at least one more than the one you have.
730
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:21,552
And that's so large that if you start saying it yesterday,
731
01:00:21,552 --> 01:00:25,879
you wouldn't finish 'til tomorrow.
I hope that's clear to you.
732
01:00:25,879 --> 01:00:29,727
Milo: Nothing's very clear to me.
Here, or in Dictionopolis.
733
01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:34,235
Mathemagician: (Gruffly) Right! It's all the fault of that wretched brother of mine, King Azaz.
734
01:00:34,235 --> 01:00:39,664
(Gently) Ever since the little princesses left,
nothing make sense.
735
01:00:39,664 --> 01:00:41,907
(Gruffly) And it's all his fault!
736
01:00:41,907 --> 01:00:46,980
Milo: (clears throat) If you please sir,
we'd like to rescue Rhyme and Reason.
737
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:52,910
Mathemagician: (Gruffly) Rescue Rhyme and Reason?!
(Gently) Rescue Rhyme and Reason?
738
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:58,721
What a wonderful idea!
(Gruffly) Wait, has Azaz agreed to it?
739
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,262
Tock: Yes sir, he has.
740
01:01:00,262 --> 01:01:04,125
Mathemagician: Then I don't. We've never agreed on
anything, and we never will.
741
01:01:04,141 --> 01:01:07,376
Milo: And if I can prove otherwise,
can we have permission to go?
742
01:01:07,376 --> 01:01:09,589
Mathemagician: Of course, of course.
743
01:01:09,589 --> 01:01:14,830
Milo: Very well then. Now if Azaz agrees with something, then you disagree, correct?
744
01:01:14,830 --> 01:01:15,844
Mathemagician: Correct.
745
01:01:15,844 --> 01:01:20,138
Milo: And anything Azaz disagrees with,
you agree, is that correct?
746
01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:21,876
Mathemagician: (blowing) Correct.
747
01:01:21,876 --> 01:01:25,461
Milo: Then each of you agrees that
he will disagree with the other, right?
748
01:01:25,461 --> 01:01:26,496
Mathemagician: Right.
749
01:01:26,496 --> 01:01:31,310
Milo: Then you admit that you do agree with Azaz about something. You agree about disagreeing!
750
01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:33,959
(Surprised Music)
751
01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:37,143
Mathemagician: I've been tricked!
752
01:01:37,143 --> 01:01:40,969
(Music of Dismay Plays)
753
01:01:40,969 --> 01:01:45,137
Mathemagician: Again, I want to thank you for showing me how foolish and stupid I've been.
754
01:01:45,137 --> 01:01:52,474
But this gift can supply you with all the numbers, theorems, equations, and mathematical ideas
755
01:01:52,474 --> 01:01:59,289
the world has ever known, or ever will know.
Use it well, and there is nothing it can't do for you.
756
01:01:59,289 --> 01:02:00,599
Milo: Thank you!
757
01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:03,648
Mathemagician: Goodbye and good luck.
Milo: Goodbye.
758
01:02:03,648 --> 01:02:06,464
Mathemagician: Goodbye.
Milo: Goodbye!
759
01:02:06,464 --> 01:02:12,278
(Violin/Tambourine Music Plays)
760
01:02:23,982 --> 01:02:27,065
Milo: Tock, look!
Is that a demon?
761
01:02:27,065 --> 01:02:29,663
Humbug: Quick, let's go back!
762
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:34,912
Tock: No, no, no. That's the man I told you about.
That's Chroma the Great.
763
01:02:34,912 --> 01:02:37,614
The one sane man left in this country.
764
01:02:37,614 --> 01:02:42,048
Milo: You mean the one who conducts rainbows,
and sunrises and sunsets and things?
765
01:02:42,048 --> 01:02:48,538
Tock: Right. We're lucky. It looks like he's ready to conduct today's sunset. Watch!
766
01:02:48,538 --> 01:02:53,285
(Birds/Bugs Chirping)
767
01:02:53,285 --> 01:02:56,979
(Conductor's Baton Raps
on Music Stand)
768
01:02:56,979 --> 01:03:02,209
(Birds/Bugs Continue Chirping)
769
01:03:05,192 --> 01:03:11,962
(Mystical Music Plays)
770
01:03:17,669 --> 01:03:23,284
(Music/Chimes Correspond With Movement
of Chroma's Fingers)
771
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:37,784
(Pleasant Music Plays/Chimes Continue)
772
01:04:01,536 --> 01:04:04,316
Milo: That was a very beautiful sunset, sir.
773
01:04:04,316 --> 01:04:09,363
Chroma: Why, thank you my boy.
I've only been practicing since the world began.
774
01:04:09,363 --> 01:04:11,751
Sometime, I'll get it just right.
775
01:04:11,751 --> 01:04:13,682
Milo: I thought it was perfect.
776
01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:15,626
Chroma: You ought to see my lightning,
and fireworks!
777
01:04:15,626 --> 01:04:17,597
(Wand Chiming)
778
01:04:17,597 --> 01:04:22,976
Chroma: (Yawns) Well, good night my boy.
779
01:04:22,976 --> 01:04:27,185
Oh, don't forget to wake me at 5:23, for the sunrise.
780
01:04:27,185 --> 01:04:32,441
Oh. I really, really must get some sleep.
781
01:04:33,421 --> 01:04:37,051
Tock (loud whisper): Milo, Milo!
Come on, we're wasting time.
782
01:04:37,051 --> 01:04:40,595
Milo (loud whisper): I can't! I have to wake
Chroma for the sunrise.
783
01:04:40,595 --> 01:04:43,759
Humbug (loud whisper): Why don't you conduct
the sunrise yourself, Milo?
784
01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:45,168
(Humbug Laughs Menacingly to Himself)
785
01:04:45,168 --> 01:04:49,630
Humbug (loud whisper): Save us a lot of time!
And you won't have to disturb Chroma- at all!
786
01:04:49,630 --> 01:04:53,795
Milo: Hey, that's a great idea, I'll do it!
787
01:04:53,795 --> 01:04:59,547
Tock: Why, you fool! What did you tell him to do that for?
Do you know what trouble he can-
788
01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:04,084
(Conductor's Baton Raps
on Music Stand)
789
01:05:17,297 --> 01:05:19,477
Tock: No, Milo. No!
790
01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:23,706
(Pleasant Music Plays)
791
01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:48,890
(Frightening Music Begins)
792
01:05:53,152 --> 01:05:57,604
(Sounds of Explosions)
793
01:06:02,296 --> 01:06:03,921
(Thunder Clasps)
794
01:06:03,921 --> 01:06:06,505
(Siren-Like, Warped Music Begins)
795
01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:07,980
Tock (slow, warped voice): Oh no.
796
01:06:11,872 --> 01:06:17,485
(Warped Music Continues*)
797
01:06:18,809 --> 01:06:24,408
Tock: Come on, come on! We have to get out of here
before Chroma wakes up.
798
01:06:24,408 --> 01:06:27,359
(Warped Time is a Gift Music Plays)
799
01:06:27,359 --> 01:06:32,600
Milo: Now there's no sense any place.
And it's all my fault.
800
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:37,271
(Warped Adventurous Music Plays)
801
01:07:02,739 --> 01:07:06,736
Senses Taker: Names? I must have your names
before you can proceed.
802
01:07:06,736 --> 01:07:09,114
Milo: Well uh, this is the Humbug.
Senses Taker: Humbug.
803
01:07:09,114 --> 01:07:10,848
Milo: This is Tock.
Senses Taker: Tock.
804
01:07:10,848 --> 01:07:12,801
Milo: And my name is Milo. Now can we go?
805
01:07:12,801 --> 01:07:15,983
Senses Taker: Milo.
Ooh...I haven't had an "M" in ages.
806
01:07:15,983 --> 01:07:18,452
Now then, if you'll just tell me:
807
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:21,177
when you were born; where you were born;
why you we born;
808
01:07:21,177 --> 01:07:24,021
how old you are; how old you were then;
what grade you're in;
809
01:07:24,021 --> 01:07:26,619
Your shoe size; shirt size;
collar size; hat size;
810
01:07:26,619 --> 01:07:33,747
and the names and bank references of six people who can verify this information- then you can go.
811
01:07:33,747 --> 01:07:36,006
Milo: What do you need all this for?
We're in a hurry.
812
01:07:36,006 --> 01:07:42,794
Senses Taker: I'm the official Senses (*Census) Taker. I must have this information before I take your senses.
813
01:07:42,794 --> 01:07:45,502
So now, if you will fill out in triplicate:
814
01:07:45,502 --> 01:07:49,263
your height; your weight; how many ice cream cones you eat in a week; how many you don't eat in a week;
815
01:07:49,263 --> 01:07:51,250
Senses Taker: how many you would like-
Milo: We can't waste the time. We've got to get to the
816
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:55,030
Milo: Castle in the Air!
(Thunder Roars)
817
01:07:56,554 --> 01:08:01,496
Senses Taker: That does it! Now I'm going to take your sense of duty, your sense of precaution,
818
01:08:01,496 --> 01:08:06,845
(Menancing Voice) and especially,
your sense of direction.
819
01:08:06,845 --> 01:08:08,686
(Spinning Music Plays)
820
01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:13,542
Tock: Milo! The bottle of laughter! Use this bottle
of laughter I got from Dr. Dischord.
821
01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:16,553
He can't take away our sense of humor!
822
01:08:16,553 --> 01:08:22,582
(Bottle Pops Open,
Laughing Begins in Car)
823
01:08:28,658 --> 01:08:30,550
Senses Taker: (Gruffly) Stop That!
824
01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:35,636
Senses Taker: (Laughs) Stop that, stop that at -
(Laughs) at- at once.
825
01:08:36,944 --> 01:08:39,355
(Laughing Continues)
826
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:50,541
Senses Taker (Laughing): Stop...stop.
Woooo! Heee!
827
01:08:51,911 --> 01:08:56,621
(Ominous, Adventurous Music Plays)
828
01:09:04,714 --> 01:09:06,768
Terrible Trivium: Hello, little boy.
829
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:07,747
Milo (breathing heavily): Huh?
830
01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:13,495
Terrible Trivium: Welcome to you, your faithful dog,
and that handsome gentleman.
831
01:09:13,495 --> 01:09:18,122
I'm so terribly happy to see all of you.
But before you travel on,
832
01:09:18,122 --> 01:09:23,212
I wonder if you could spare me a little time,
and assist me with a few trivial tasks.
833
01:09:23,212 --> 01:09:26,246
Humbug: Why of course!
We're in no hurry.
834
01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:27,936
Tock (whispering): Don't do it, Milo.
835
01:09:27,936 --> 01:09:34,021
Milo: But Tock, we need all the friends we can get up here! Besides, it's only for a little while.
836
01:09:34,021 --> 01:09:38,256
Terrible Trivium: Now young man, if you will take those exquisite tweezers,
837
01:09:38,256 --> 01:09:42,842
and move this pile of sand from here to here.
838
01:09:42,842 --> 01:09:43,891
Milo: With these?!
839
01:09:43,891 --> 01:09:45,657
Terrible Trivium: Of course.
840
01:09:45,657 --> 01:09:53,091
And you sir, have the privilege of taking this delicate needle and digging a hole through this cliff.
841
01:09:53,091 --> 01:09:57,755
Humbug: Why, thank you, sir!
An exacting assignment, quite worthy of my talents.
842
01:09:57,755 --> 01:10:00,748
I shall enjoy it to no end.
843
01:10:00,748 --> 01:10:04,144
Tock (whispering): Don't be a fool, bug!
I think this bird is the Terrible Tri-
844
01:10:04,144 --> 01:10:09,638
Terrible Trivium: And you sir, get to take this eyedropper,
and empty that well.
845
01:10:09,638 --> 01:10:12,713
Milo: But these tasks don't seem very important.
846
01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:15,032
Terrible Trivium: Of course they're not important.
847
01:10:15,032 --> 01:10:21,907
If you always do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones.
848
01:10:21,907 --> 01:10:23,443
Humbug: Right.
849
01:10:24,427 --> 01:10:28,012
Tock: Now I know who you are,
you're the Terrible Trivium!
850
01:10:28,012 --> 01:10:29,570
Terrible Trivium: Quite correct.
851
01:10:29,570 --> 01:10:36,503
The Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs. Ogre of wasted effort.
852
01:10:36,503 --> 01:10:39,239
Milo: Come on, Humbug! Let's get outta here!
853
01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:43,929
Terrible Trivium: And friend to lazy
and foolish people everywhere.
854
01:10:43,929 --> 01:10:47,317
(Tock Barks Loudly,
Terrible Trivium Boings Into Tree)
855
01:10:47,317 --> 01:10:49,050
Tock: Run Milo, Run!
856
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:51,491
Intriguing Jazzy Music Plays
857
01:10:51,491 --> 01:10:54,516
Terrible Trivium: Come back, come back!
858
01:10:54,516 --> 01:10:59,519
There are so many things to take away,
and things to bring back.
859
01:10:59,519 --> 01:11:03,009
Humbug: So many stamps to lick,
so many pencils to sharpen.
860
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:05,767
Terrible Trivium: There are so many holes to dig,
861
01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:07,491
Humbug: So many nails to straighten,
862
01:11:07,491 --> 01:11:09,359
Terrible Trivium: so many doodles to doodle.
863
01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:10,991
Humbug: so many goofs to off.
864
01:11:10,991 --> 01:11:16,851
Terrible Trivium: Come back!
There are so many useless things yet to do.
865
01:11:16,851 --> 01:11:23,048
Humbug: There are strings to tie, nits to pick,
fingernails to bite, paperclips to unbend-
866
01:11:23,048 --> 01:11:25,535
(Gasps) -Lives to save!
867
01:11:26,889 --> 01:11:34,570
Demon of Insincerity: Run, run, he's still after us. This way, this way, hurry. I'm your friend. Up here, quickly!
868
01:11:34,570 --> 01:11:40,535
I'll help ya! Good, good, straight ahead.
Hurry! You're doing great.
869
01:11:40,535 --> 01:11:41,779
Tock: Yeow!
870
01:11:41,779 --> 01:11:44,070
(Loud Crash on Ground)
871
01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:47,053
Insincerity: Mwhahaha! Trapped ya, didn't I?
872
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:54,778
I'm the long-nosed, green-eyed, curly haired, wide-mouthed, bowlegged, big-footed monster.
873
01:11:54,778 --> 01:12:03,195
And if I do say so myself, I'm one of the most dreaded fiends in the whole wide wilderness! Bwhahaha!
874
01:12:03,195 --> 01:12:05,522
Humbug: It sounds like we're doomed.
875
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:09,955
Milo: "Sounds" is right.
If there's one thing I've learned around here,
876
01:12:09,955 --> 01:12:12,657
it's that people aren't always what they say they are.
877
01:12:12,657 --> 01:12:17,715
Insincerity: With awful hideous me here,
you wouldn't dare try to escape. Bwhahaha!
878
01:12:17,715 --> 01:12:22,451
Why I'll tear anyone apart that tries to get out of there.
879
01:12:22,451 --> 01:12:27,749
For I'm the long-nosed, green-eyed, curly-haired,
wide-mouthed, thick-necked, broad-shouldered,
880
01:12:27,749 --> 01:12:35,475
roundbodied, short-armed, bowlegged, big-footed monster. One false move and I'll...(looks at Milo)
881
01:12:35,475 --> 01:12:43,988
I"ll..I- I'll, I'll chew up the lot of ya. I'll rip ya to ribbons.
I'll turn ya to hamburger, I'll- I'll,
882
01:12:43,988 --> 01:12:48,303
(Milo Taps Fingers and Whistles)
(Discouraged) Actually, I'm the Demon of Insincerity.
883
01:12:48,303 --> 01:12:54,480
I don't mean what I say. I don't mean what I do.
I- I'm just mean, I guess.
884
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:59,132
Now you had to go and spoil everything!
885
01:12:59,132 --> 01:13:02,716
(Insincerity Cries Loudly)
886
01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:08,702
Humbug: Well, if he's typical of the monsters around here, we have nothing to worry about.
887
01:13:08,702 --> 01:13:12,826
(Dramatic Music Plays)
888
01:13:12,826 --> 01:13:16,119
Tock: It's the Gelatinous Giant!
889
01:13:16,119 --> 01:13:24,863
Gelatinous Giant (Booming Voice): And what have we here? Aha! I see! Breakfast.
890
01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:27,062
Milo: Wait! I have a better idea.
891
01:13:27,062 --> 01:13:34,172
Gelatinous Giant: An Idea? Ahh.
If there is one thing I can't swallow, it's an idea.
892
01:13:34,172 --> 01:13:38,804
Milo: Well, it just so happens that I have a bag full
of all the ideas in the world right here.
893
01:13:38,804 --> 01:13:46,121
Gelatinous Giant: No. No, no, no! Don't open it!
Leave well enough alone.
894
01:13:46,121 --> 01:13:50,862
Don't take chances.
Keep things as they are.
895
01:13:50,862 --> 01:14:05,334
(Voice Slows Down/Fades While Melting)
Changes are so... frightening. No...new...ideas.
896
01:14:07,488 --> 01:14:11,158
Milo: Tock, Humbug, look!
897
01:14:11,158 --> 01:14:12,751
(Magical Music Plays)
898
01:14:12,751 --> 01:14:16,790
Milo: The Castle in the Air.
At last, we've made it! We've made it!
899
01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:20,853
Humbug: Yahaha! Vic-tory!
Haha! Victory at last.
900
01:14:20,853 --> 01:14:23,848
Tock: We've done it!
Humbug: Perseverance Prevailed!
901
01:14:23,848 --> 01:14:26,606
Milo: No problems, clear sailing!
902
01:14:26,606 --> 01:14:32,856
(Monsters Growl in Background,
Dramatic Music Plays)
903
01:14:35,548 --> 01:14:39,346
(Milo Screeches to a Halt)
(Demons Breathe Heavily)
904
01:14:39,346 --> 01:14:41,308
Tock: The Demons of Ignorance.
905
01:14:41,308 --> 01:14:46,814
Demons: Down with the enemies of ignorance!
There they are, get 'em!
906
01:14:46,814 --> 01:14:52,584
Tock: There's a Horrible Hopping Hindsight.
And the Gorgons of Hate and Malice.
907
01:14:52,584 --> 01:14:55,897
There's the Threadbare Excuse.
908
01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:59,901
Humbug: (laughing nervously)
Wha- Wha- What are we going to do now?
909
01:14:59,901 --> 01:15:04,156
Milo: Do? Why we're going to make a stand right here.
910
01:15:04,156 --> 01:15:09,950
(Menacing Music Plays)
911
01:15:09,950 --> 01:15:12,528
Humbug: I think jumping might be safer.
912
01:15:12,528 --> 01:15:18,837
Milo: King Azaz and the Mathemagician said there's nothing I can't do if I use words and numbers right.
913
01:15:18,837 --> 01:15:25,438
And I have a hunch if I use 'em together,
that I can do anything. Now, who's first?
914
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:27,866
Tock: There's the Hideous Two-Faced Hypocrite.
915
01:15:27,866 --> 01:15:32,567
Milo: Two-Faced Hypocrite. Hmm, let's see.
916
01:15:32,567 --> 01:15:36,053
V for victory over a Two-Faced Hypocrite.
917
01:15:36,053 --> 01:15:41,865
Now, if you take away the two faces, that leaves V/(h).
918
01:15:41,865 --> 01:15:44,387
(Bag Jingles)
919
01:15:44,726 --> 01:15:47,970
Forthright. This should be the answer.
920
01:15:47,970 --> 01:15:50,598
All we need is a 4.
921
01:15:50,598 --> 01:15:54,843
(4 Stretches, Dramatic, Fast-Paced Music Plays)
922
01:15:54,843 --> 01:15:57,229
(Loud Crash)
923
01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:07,475
Humbug: Well done, my boy. Well done.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a hypocrite.
924
01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:10,781
Tock: Milo, quick!
It's the Overbearing Know-it-all.
925
01:16:10,781 --> 01:16:13,585
Overbearing Know-it-all: You should have stayed home
and minded your own business.
926
01:16:13,585 --> 01:16:17,054
You'll never listen to your betters.
I tried to tell you, but oh no.
927
01:16:17,054 --> 01:16:21,041
(Snarles). Heh-heh,
I'm always right about these things.
928
01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:27,036
Milo: I think I know just the word for him. Humility.
This should do the job nicely.
929
01:16:27,036 --> 01:16:30,038
(4 Stretches, Whizzing Noise)
930
01:16:30,038 --> 01:16:31,521
Overbearing Know-it-all: i told you! I told you!
931
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:33,325
(Boom)
932
01:16:34,248 --> 01:16:37,448
(Air Releases From Overbearing Know-it-all)
933
01:16:37,448 --> 01:16:39,772
(Explosion)
934
01:16:39,772 --> 01:16:44,796
Terrible Trivium: There are so many things to take away,
and things to bring back.
935
01:16:44,796 --> 01:16:51,719
So many holes to dig, so many doodles to doodle,
so many useless things yet to do.
936
01:16:51,719 --> 01:16:58,181
(Frightening, Fast-Paced Music Plays)
937
01:16:58,181 --> 01:17:01,392
(Cannon Sounds)
938
01:17:02,422 --> 01:17:03,666
Terrible Trivium: Oh no.
939
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:04,878
(Loud Bang)
940
01:17:07,431 --> 01:17:11,378
(Daunting Music Plays)
941
01:17:12,515 --> 01:17:17,401
(Thunder Roars, Dramatic Music Continues)
942
01:17:23,693 --> 01:17:26,164
Tock: Run everybody, run!
943
01:17:26,164 --> 01:17:29,865
(Dramatic Music Continues,
Demon(s) Growl)
944
01:17:36,082 --> 01:17:38,583
(Zap from Tail)
945
01:17:46,002 --> 01:17:50,981
(Tock Barks Loudly,
Dramatic Music Continues)
946
01:17:50,981 --> 01:17:57,256
(Demon(s) Claw Slams On Ground)
947
01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,507
(Bag Rustling)
948
01:18:01,737 --> 01:18:05,483
(Demon(s) Growl)
949
01:18:05,483 --> 01:18:10,211
(Weapon Whirring)
950
01:18:10,211 --> 01:18:15,324
(Dramatic Music)
951
01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:23,222
Demon(s): Nooo! Nooo!
952
01:18:26,836 --> 01:18:34,064
Milo: Tock, Tock. Are you alright?
Please, say something Tock.
953
01:18:34,064 --> 01:18:36,784
Please tick or something.
954
01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:44,060
He's not ticking!
Oh Humbug, his main spring's broken.
955
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:50,136
He stopped ticking. You'll have to watch him now.
I've to get Rhyme and Reason.
956
01:18:50,136 --> 01:18:53,219
Humbug: Hurry, Milo. Hurry!
957
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:58,839
(Fancy Music Plays)
958
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:27,592
Reason: Welcome, Milo, to the Castle in the Air.
959
01:19:27,592 --> 01:19:32,855
Milo: But- but how do you know who I am?
And I mean, are you the princesses?
960
01:19:32,855 --> 01:19:38,387
Reason: Yes, my dear.
This is my sister, the Princess of Sweet Rhyme.
961
01:19:38,387 --> 01:19:41,812
And I am called the Princess of Pure Reason.
962
01:19:41,812 --> 01:19:46,286
Rhyme: And as for knowing who you are,
why- we sent for you.
963
01:19:46,286 --> 01:19:48,311
Milo: Se- Sent for me?
964
01:19:48,311 --> 01:19:53,361
Rhyme: Yes. You see Milo, we had to find a boy
who was so bored
965
01:19:53,361 --> 01:20:00,506
he would go anywhere and do almost anything to get away from it all. Only such a boy could rescue us.
966
01:20:00,506 --> 01:20:09,277
Reason: But he also had to have courage. And curiosity.
And kindness. That's why we chose you.
967
01:20:09,277 --> 01:20:14,622
Milo: But you don't know! I've made so many mistakes!
I've messed up the whole sky and I've-
968
01:20:14,622 --> 01:20:17,235
Rhyme: Never feel badly about making mistakes.
969
01:20:17,235 --> 01:20:21,394
Reason: Because often you'll learn more by being wrong for the right reasons-
970
01:20:21,394 --> 01:20:24,568
Rhyme: than you do by being right
for the wrong reasons.
971
01:20:24,568 --> 01:20:31,779
Milo: What about Tock? He's broken! Or dead, or rundown. Or whatever watchdogs do.
972
01:20:31,779 --> 01:20:33,798
We've gotta help him!
973
01:20:33,798 --> 01:20:36,569
Reason: We can help everyone now, Milo.
974
01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:40,730
Milo: You mean now that King Azaz and the Mathemagician have agreed to disagree-
975
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:47,763
Rhyme: Yes, Milo. Now that you have helped them to understand how foolish they were to disagree at all.
976
01:20:47,763 --> 01:20:51,568
Milo: But how can we get down?
The stairway is gone!
977
01:20:51,568 --> 01:20:55,431
Rhyme: I think you mean, "whether" we can get down,
don't you, Milo?
978
01:20:55,431 --> 01:21:00,666
Because, unless I'm mistaken,
here comes your old friend the Whether Man.
979
01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:05,995
Whether Man: Well now, well now, well now, if it isn't the little boy who got lost trying to find his way.
980
01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:12,193
Expect everything I always say, and the unexpected never happens. Eh, but never mind that.
981
01:21:12,193 --> 01:21:18,977
What you really need now is a "how," isn't it?
And perhaps a- a "here" to go with it.
982
01:21:18,977 --> 01:21:22,713
With a "here's how," you can do anything!
983
01:21:22,713 --> 01:21:26,819
Oh, and it's also an excellent way of
getting from one place to another.
984
01:21:26,819 --> 01:21:29,388
(Upbeat Music Plays)
985
01:21:29,388 --> 01:21:34,203
Milo: Here's how.
(Floating. Magic Music Plays)
986
01:21:48,084 --> 01:21:53,996
(Tock Begins Ticking)
987
01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:57,754
(Tock's Alarm Sounds)
988
01:21:57,754 --> 01:22:02,655
Milo: Tock, oh Tock! (Laughing) You're alright!
989
01:22:02,655 --> 01:22:04,141
(Tock Licks Milo)
990
01:22:04,141 --> 01:22:07,798
Humbug: Heh! Egad!
I'm gorgeous!
991
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:12,380
Whether Man: Come along, come along, come along!
We don't want to miss the great celebration!
992
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:27,969
(Tock's Alarm Sounds, Tock Turns it Off)
(Time is a Gift Plays Double Tempo In Background)
993
01:22:27,969 --> 01:22:34,475
Tock: I really thought I busted my mainspring that time.
Are you alright, lad?
994
01:22:34,475 --> 01:22:40,502
Milo: Oh yes! And look Tock. Rhyme and Reason are straightening out the mess I made of the sky.
995
01:22:40,502 --> 01:22:43,626
(Dramatic Music Plays)
996
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:48,410
(Chroma Snoring Lightly)
997
01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:52,545
Chroma: Oh. 5:23. Right on time.
998
01:22:52,545 --> 01:22:57,223
(Dramatic Music Continues)
999
01:23:05,172 --> 01:23:11,581
Choir Singing: Henceforth, and forthwith,
Let it be known by all men,
1000
01:23:11,581 --> 01:23:18,193
That Rhyme and Reason
reign once more!
1001
01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:24,789
Time is made the most of now!
(Tock Joins Choir): Even seconds count!
1002
01:23:24,789 --> 01:23:31,755
Time we save, we boast of now
As our savings mount.
1003
01:23:31,755 --> 01:23:38,585
(Shrift Joins Singing) Henceforth, and forthwith,
Let it be known by all...
1004
01:23:38,585 --> 01:23:41,960
Shrift: Everyone's innocent until proven guilty.
(Siren Begins)
1005
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:45,797
Shrift: Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! (Shrift's voice fades)
1006
01:23:45,797 --> 01:23:52,292
Choir: Rhyme and Reason Reign Once More!
Dodecahedron: Rhyme and Reason Reign Once More!
1007
01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:58,784
Choir/Humbug: Herewith and Therewith,
Let everyone take note now,
1008
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:05,401
(Whether Man Joins Singing with Humbug/Choir):
That sense and sanity prevail!*
1009
01:24:05,401 --> 01:24:08,600
Chroma: When we look, we see again.
1010
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:18,751
KAD: Listen and we hear! (Horn Honks)
Melody flows free again, Dischords disappear.
1011
01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:25,760
Which/Choir: Herewith and Therewith,
Let it be known by all,
1012
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:30,129
Bee: A-L-L. All!
1013
01:24:30,129 --> 01:24:39,777
Choir: Sense and sanity prevail!
Choir/Which: Sense and sanity prevail!
1014
01:24:39,777 --> 01:24:47,181
Choir: Henceforth and forthwith,
Let it be known by each man,
1015
01:24:47,181 --> 01:24:54,196
That Rhyme and Reason reign once more...
(Choir Fades)
1016
01:24:54,196 --> 01:24:58,286
Azaz: Numbers all add up again.
(Choir: Numbers all add up again.)
1017
01:24:58,286 --> 01:25:01,898
Mathemagician: Words are for the wise.
(Choir: Words are for the wise.)
1018
01:25:01,898 --> 01:25:05,867
Soldiers (in union): Hark! We're one with cup again!
Soldier Five: Cheers!
1019
01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:08,962
Azaz/Mathemagician: Reason's on the rise!
1020
01:25:08,962 --> 01:25:18,069
Cast/Choir: Henceforth and forthwith,
Let it be known by all...
1021
01:25:18,069 --> 01:25:25,460
Choir: Rhyme and Reason reign once more,
Sense and sanity prevail...
1022
01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:38,887
Choir: Rhyme and Reason reign once more
(Rhyme and Reason reign once more....)
1023
01:25:38,887 --> 01:25:41,953
(Music Concludes Dramatically)
1024
01:25:41,953 --> 01:25:47,733
(Traveling/Spinning Music)
1025
01:25:49,472 --> 01:25:50,941
(Crash)
1026
01:25:50,941 --> 01:25:55,609
(Spinning Music Plays)
1027
01:25:56,901 --> 01:26:00,125
(Tollbooth Horn Honks Loudly)
1028
01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:10,277
(Tollbooth Makes Bubbling Noises
As It Disappears)
1029
01:26:10,277 --> 01:26:18,398
(Mysterious Music Plays)
1030
01:26:28,906 --> 01:26:32,725
Ralph: Where are you Milo? Milo!
1031
01:26:32,725 --> 01:26:35,160
Milo: Ralph? Are you still there?!
1032
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,414
Ralph: Where have you been for the last five minutes?
1033
01:26:37,414 --> 01:26:42,236
Milo: Where've I been the last five minutes?
Five minutes?! Ralph, are you crazy?
1034
01:26:42,236 --> 01:26:46,106
Ralph: Well I was waiting!
Milo: Just listen, can't ya understand, I've just come
1035
01:26:46,106 --> 01:26:53,430
Milo: back from the most wonderful place in the world.
And Ralph, guess what? I messed up a sunrise.
1036
01:26:53,430 --> 01:26:56,484
Ralph: That's silly! How do you mess up a sunrise?
1037
01:26:56,484 --> 01:27:03,988
Milo: Well somebody has to conduct it. How else would you get the reds and the oranges and the yellows?
1038
01:27:03,988 --> 01:27:08,637
Ralph? Are you listenin'?
Ralph, are you there?
1039
01:27:08,637 --> 01:27:12,863
Ralph: I can't talk to you now.
There's something funny in my bedroom.
1040
01:27:12,863 --> 01:27:15,391
Milo: Something funny in your bedroom?
1041
01:27:15,391 --> 01:27:18,723
Ralph: Yeah!
It's a big box.
1042
01:27:18,723 --> 01:27:21,313
Milo: A big box?
1043
01:27:21,313 --> 01:27:24,553
(Climatic Music Plays)
1044
01:27:24,553 --> 01:27:26,915
Milo: Oh boy.
1045
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:32,556
Female Choir: Time is a gift, precious and rare,
take it and make of it all you can, use all you-
1046
01:27:32,556 --> 01:27:36,621
Male Choir: Eyes are a gift, given to you,
Given to give you the world to see-
1047
01:27:36,621 --> 01:27:41,736
Female Choir: Life is a gift, given to you,
Given to give you the time you need.
1048
01:27:41,736 --> 01:27:46,021
Choir: No hope is too high, Milo.
1049
01:27:46,021 --> 01:27:50,926
(Hopeful Music)
1050
01:27:53,111 --> 01:27:57,436
(Milo, Open Your Eyes
Music Begins)
1051
01:28:00,898 --> 01:28:07,316
Choir: No hope is too high, Milo.
No dream too big to dream.
1052
01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:15,402
You can climb a clould,
to a sunshine beat.
1053
01:28:15,402 --> 01:28:23,413
Polish up your silver spoon,
say the word and call the tune.
1054
01:28:23,413 --> 01:28:31,154
All the world's your great balloon,
Come and catch the moon...
1055
01:28:31,154 --> 01:28:35,334
Milo, open your eyes.
1056
01:28:35,334 --> 01:28:44,430
Look around you and see,
See how wonderful life can be...
1057
01:28:44,430 --> 01:28:51,984
Milo...
Milo...
1058
01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:11,832
1969 MGM Theme Plays