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<i>Lion Roars Loudly</i>

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<i>Streetcar Bell Dinging, Sirens Sounding</i>

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<i>Boat Sounding, Sirens Sounding</i>

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<i>Overlapping Voices</i>

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Man: Anthony Da Vinci[br]Man: William Shakespeare Saunders

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Woman: Now, let's get ready for the spelling bee.[br]Man: After the discovery of America by Columbus...

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Man: The Fibonacci Sequence[br]Woman: Anthony Trollope

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Woman: Be sure to carry the three![br]Man: New Word- Thinking

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Man: The dodecahedron is a 12-sided mathematical[br]Man: Cloudy with intermittent showers[br]

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Woman: Albert Einstein[br]Woman: E= MC squared

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Woman: Give me five words than begin with J. [br]Man: Deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Man: A judge pronounced he's guilty, guilty, guilty.[br]Woman: Flabbergast.

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Woman: The sum of the squares.[br]Man: A dodecahedron-

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<i>School Bell Begins Ringing Loudly</i>[br]<i>Overlapping Voices Continue</i>

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Man: 12 sides- 99[br]Man: The shortest distance...distance...distance

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<i>Overlapping Continues, [br]Stops at End of Bell Ringing</i>

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<i>Children's Feet Pound on Ground, [br]Muffled Chatter</i>

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<i>Children Chatter Excitedly</i>

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<i>Upbeat Tambourine Music Begins</i>[br]

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<i>Choir Singing Milo, Open Your Eyes: [br]What's to become of Milo?</i>

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<i>What could he come to be?[br]Well, he looks at life, and he doesn't see.</i>

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<i>Doesn't see the bright blue sky, [br]Doesn't hear the train go by,</i>

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<i>Doesn't sing a song![br]Little fellow, what's wrong?</i>[br]

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<i>What's to become of Milo?</i>[br]<i>Lost in a vacant stare.</i>

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<i>Doesn't have a dream,</i>[br]<i>Doesn't even care.</i>[br]

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<i>He's a boy who might rise high,</i>[br]<i>Maybe even touch the sky,</i>

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<i>All the world could be his pie, [br]if he'd only try!</i>

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<i>Milo, open your eyes.</i>

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<i>Look around you and see-</i>[br]<i>See how interesting life can be.</i>

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<i>Milo, aim for the sky.</i>

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<i>You could touch the sky, Milo</i>[br]<i>You could touch the sky.</i>

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<i>Musical Interlude, [br]Music Becomes More Upbeat</i>

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<i>What's to become of Milo?</i>[br]<i>Lost in a vacant stare,</i>

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<i>Doesn't learn in school,</i>[br]<i>Doesn't even care.</i>

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<i>He's a boy who might rise high, [br]Maybe even touch the sky,</i>

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<i>All the world could be his pie, if he'd only try!</i>[br]

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<i>Milo, open your eyes.</i>

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<i>Look around you and see,[br]See how interesting life can be.</i>

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(<i>Door Opens</i>)

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(<i>Door Closes</i>)

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<i>Phone Ringing</i>[br]<i>Music Fades: Milo...</i>

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<i>Phone Continues Ringing Loudly</i>

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<i>Door Clicks Shut</i>

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<i>Phone Continues Ringing Loudly</i>

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<i>Book Hits Table</i>

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<i>Phone Continues Ringing Loudly</i>

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Milo (reluctantly): (<i>Sighs</i>) Hello Ralph.

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Ralph: Hi, Milo. Are you doing anything?

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Milo: Nah. I'm not doing anything. [br]What's there to do?

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Ralph: Nothing I guess. Nothing is fun any more.

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Milo: Right! Everything's a big waste of time. [br]

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When I'm in school. all I want to do is be out. [br]When I'm not in school, I wanna be someplace else.

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<i>(Sighs)</i> If only something could happen some time.

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Ralph: Yeah.

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Milo (<i>muffled</i>): What's the use of subtracting[br]turnips from turnips? Or carrying a 3?

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Or knowing how to spell February. Feb-ru-ary!

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Ralph: Yeah, everything's a drag.

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And who wants to sit around doing homework anyway?[br]

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Milo: Everything seems so impossible. [br]

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(<i>Sighs</i>) Everybody says it's such [br]a big wonderful world.

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How come it seems it so-- small? [br]And kind of empty?[br]

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(<i>Sighs</i>) There's no rhyme or...[br]or reason to any of it.

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(<i>Robotic Noise, [br]Thump</i>)

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<i>Intriguing Flute Music Plays</i>

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Milo <i>(quietly)</i>: Hey Ralph, did you hear somethin'?

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Ralph: Hear something?

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Milo: Well, I don't know. It- it sounded kinda like a bump. [br]Or like something heavy droppin'.

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Aww, I guess it wasn't anything.[br]Nothins' ever any...(looks in mirror) thing.

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<i>Mysterious Music Begins</i>

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Milo: Hey, Ralph![br]There's something funny in my bedroom.

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Ralph: Something funny in your bedroom?

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Milo: I'll be back in a minute.

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<i>Mysterious Music Continues,</i>[br]<i>Gong Sounds</i>

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): For Milo, who has plenty of time.[br]

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(<i>Speaking</i>) That's funny, I don't think it's my birthday.

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<i>Mysterious Music Continues</i>

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): If bored, pull tab marked "tab," [br]and step back.

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<i>Mysterious Music Continues</i>

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<i>Upbeat Digital Music Begins</i>

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Tollbooth: Well, Milo. You are now the proud possessor [br]of one, genuine turnpike tollbooth.

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Milo: Turnpike tollbooth?

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Tollbooth: For use by those who have never traveled [br]in the land beyond!

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Milo: Beyond? Beyond what? [br]

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Tollbooth: Beyond your wildest imagination, of course! (<i>Tollbooth Chuckles</i>)

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Your genuine tollbooth kit contains [br]one galvanized automobile.

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<i>Automobile Honks</i>[br]<i>Automobile Makes Boing Noise</i>

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<i>Spinning Music Plays</i>

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Tollbooth: One book of rules and traffic regulations.

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One map, up to date,[br]and carefully drawn by a master cartographer.

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And precautionary signs to be used in a[br]precautionary manner.

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Have your destination in mind.

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Milo: I don't think I have a destination.

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Tollbooth: Rule #8a. All travelers must have a destination. [br]No journey is valid without a destination.

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Find one on your map, Milo.

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<i>Music Continues in Background</i>

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Tollbooth: Well, well?

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Milo (<i>Talking to Himself</i>): Castle in the Air. [br]Might as well go there as anywhere.

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Milo (<i>to Tollbooth</i>): Castle in the Air.

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Tollbooth (<i>Speaking Like Train Conductor</i>): [br]The Castle in the Air,

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by way of Dictionopolis, Digitopolis, [br]and all points west.

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Milo: Dictionopol-,Digitop- How far is it? [br]Maybe I don't want to go-

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Tollbooth: Well Milo, make up your mind. [br]Going or staying?

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Tollbooth (<i>impatiently</i>): Well??

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Milo: I don't know if...[br]alright. Going, I guess.

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Tollbooth: Results are not guaranteed. But if not[br]perfectly satisfied, your wasted time will be refunded.

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Please have your fare ready.

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<i>Cash Register Chimes</i>

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<i>Fantastacial Music Begins</i>

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<i>(Hollow Knock)</i>

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<i>Digital, Fantastical Music Continues</i>

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<i>(Knock on Metal)</i>

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<i>Tambourine/Horns Sound [br]in Conjunction with Milo's Movement</i>

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<i>Car Brakes Repeatedly</i>

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Tollbooth: Stop! Make up your mind,[br]you're holding up traffic!

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Milo: (<i>Sighs</i>) Oh well, it looks like a dull afternoon anyway.

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<i>Exciting, Adventurous Music Plays</i>

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<i>Exciting, Adventurous Music Continues</i>

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Milo: This is crazy. Here I am, riding along a road I've- I've never seen, going to a place I've never heard of.

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I wonder where I am, anyway.

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<i>Bell Chimes Repeatedly With Flashing Lights</i>

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): You are on the road to Diction-ohpolis? [br]

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(<i>Sign Stretches</i>) Beware of Officer Short Shrift?!

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Milo (<i>Speaking</i>): What a funny name![br]

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<i>(Siren Blaring)</i>

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Officer Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

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I've never seen anyone so guilty!

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Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.[br]Slow down or I'll arrest the lot 'o ya.

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(<i>Motor Idling</i>)

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Milo: How can I slow down? I'm not even moving.

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Shrift: Oh, it's you is it? I mighta known it'd be a boy.

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Talking back to an officer, that's a misdemeanor. [br]Where were you on the night of July 25th? Hmm?

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Milo: July 25th? Wha- What's that got to do with it?

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Shrift: Do with it?? It's my birthday.[br]That's what it's got to do with it!

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Boys are always forgetting people's birthdays.

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Milo: Well, I'm sorry...

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Shrift: You have committed the following crimes-"underceding" the speed limit, a misdemeanor.

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Milo: But I wasn't even moving!

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Shrift: Wasn't even moving, eh?[br]"Overstructing" traffic, a felony.

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Milo: Look, you can't do this! I wasn't doing anything.

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Shrift: Not doing anything. [br]I think you'll admit at your age, that's a crime.

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Now then, would you like a long sentence,[br]or a short sentence?

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Milo: Well, I..I suppose a short one. [br]If I have a choice.

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Shrift: How about "I am."?

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It's the shortest sentence I know.

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Milo: It's- it's very kind of you to give me such a -[br]a short sentence.

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Shrift: And just when would you like to go to prison [br]and start serving it?

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Milo: Ser- serving it? Oh, oh well I uh-

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I suppose I really can't until I get back from[br]Diction-opolis and the Castle in the Air.

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[<i>Frightening Music Plays</i>[br]<i>Thunder Roars Loudly</i>]

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Shrift: The <i>what</i>? In the what?

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Milo: Why...The- the Castle in the Air.

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[<i>Frightening Music, [br]Thunder Roars Loudly</i>]

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Shrift: Boys are guilty of everything.[br]

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(<i>Siren Blares</i>) Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty![br](<i>Voice Fades</i>)

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<i>Mysterious Music Plays</i>

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): Welcome to Expectations.[br](<i>Speaking</i>): Expectations?

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Boy. They sure have a way of naming places around here.

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): Information, predictions, and advice- [br]truthfully offered.

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Milo (<i>speaking</i>): Well that's one thing I could certainly use, is a little information.

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<i>("Milo, Open Your Eyes" Music [br]Plays in Background)</i>[br]

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Milo (<i>Reading</i>): Park here and blow horn.

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(<i>Speaking</i>) Alright. [br](<i>Blasts Car Horn</i>)

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Whether Man: My, My, My, My, My, My. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the land of expectations.

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Um, to the land of expectations.

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(<i>Umbrella Squeezes, Popping Noise, Scooting Noise</i>)

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Whether Man: We don't get many travelers these days. [br]We certainly don't get many travelers these days.

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Now what can I do for you? I'm the Whether Man.

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Milo: How do you do sir. I wonder if-

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Could you tell me where the right road to a [br]-a Diction-opolis or- or someplace...

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Whether Man: Dictionpolis? Well now, well now, well now. [br]I don't know of any wrong road to Dictionopolis,

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so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all, [br]it must be the right road. Don't you think?

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And if it doesn't, it must be the right road to somewhere, mustn't it?

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Because there are no wrong roads to anywhere.[br]Do you think it'll rain?

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Milo: But I thought you said you were the "weather" man.

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<i>(Scooting Noise)</i>

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Whether Man: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm the whether man, not the weather man.

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For after all, it's more important to know

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whether there will be a change in the weather, [br]than what the weather will be, don't you think?

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<i>Upbeat Music Begins</i>

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Milo: What kind of place is- I mean- [br]what kind of place is Expectations?

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Whether Man: Good question.[br]Splendid question.

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Expectations is the place you must always go- [br]before you get where you're going.

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Of course some people [br]never get beyond Expectations.

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But my job is to hurry them along anyway.[br]So I'd better hurry you along, too.

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Milo: Thank you. Thank you. Buh- But I, I really think[br]I can- I can find my own way.

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Whether Man: Splendid. Splendid. Splendid. [br]I do so hate to make up my mind about anything.

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Whether or not you find your way, [br]you're bound to find some way.

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If you happen to find my way, please return it. [br]You did say it was going to rain, didn't you?

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(<i>Rain Shower</i>)

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Milo: Boy. That's the most peculiar man I've ever met.

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I hope I'll meet somebody whose sentences[br]make as much sense backwards as forward.

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<i>Calming Jazz Music Plays</i>

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Milo: (<i>Yawns</i>) What a nice, sleepy day.[br]Maybe that old tollbooth had something after all.

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Nobody to tell me what to do. [br]No decisions to make.[br]

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Nothin' to think about. [br]Nothin' to care about.

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Nothin.'

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Miles and miles and miles of nothin.'[br]

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Nothin.' [br]Just Nothin.'

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<i>Calming Jazz Music Continues</i>

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<i>Engine Revs</i>[br]

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Milo (<i>yawns</i>): I wonder...where I...am.

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Lethargians (<i>reverberating voices</i>): [br]You're in Doldrums.[br]

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Milo: The- what drums?

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Lethargians <i>(reverberating-echoing each other)</i>:[br]Welcome to the...Doldrums. (<i>Snoring</i>)

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Lethargians: Allow me to introduce you...[br]

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We are the Letharges. (<i>Snores</i>)

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Milo: I'm very pleased to meet you.[br]Uh- Could you help me, please? I think I'm lost.

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Lethargians: Think?! Don't...say... that. [br]It's against the law to think in the Doldrums.

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Milo (<i>Yawning</i>): That's ridiculous. [br]Everybody thinks.

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Lethargians: We don't. And most of the time, you don't. [br]And that's why you're here. You weren't thinking.

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And you weren't paying attention, either. People who don't pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums...(<i>Snores</i>)

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Milo: Hahaha. That's silly. [br]Hahaha!

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Lethargians: Stop that at once! [br]Laughing is against the law.

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And smiling is permitted only on alternate Thursdays.

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Milo: But if you can't laugh or think, [br]what can you do in the Doldrums?

0:19:49.267,0:19:54.922
Lethargians: Do? Why? You can do anything...

0:19:54.922,0:20:01.248
(<i>Singing): As long as it's nothing.</i>[br]

0:20:01.248,0:20:09.313
<i>Everything, as long as it isn't anything.</i>

0:20:09.313,0:20:23.779
<i>So... don't say there's nothin' to do in the Doldrums.</i>[br]<i>Don't say we don't (snores) days..</i>

0:20:23.779,0:20:30.704
<i>We dawdle a bit... and then</i>[br](<i>Speaking</i>): Yeah and then we- [br]

0:20:30.704,0:20:35.248
<i>We loiter a while, [br]...and dawdle again.</i>

0:20:35.248,0:20:37.007
<i>(Lethargians Snore)</i>

0:20:37.007,0:20:42.937
<i>We gather our strength...to start anew.</i>

0:20:42.937,0:20:52.140
<i>On all of the loafing and lounging[br]we still have left (yawn) to do.</i>

0:20:52.140,0:20:58.965
<i>So don't say there's nothing to do [br]in the Dol...drums,</i>[br]

0:20:58.965,0:21:04.098
<i>It's just...not...true.</i>

0:21:04.098,0:21:05.879
<i>(Milo Yawns,[br]Lethargians Snore)</i>

0:21:05.879,0:21:12.093
Milo (<i>Yawning</i>): I can see you... lead a rich [br]and... productive life.

0:21:12.093,0:21:18.516
Milo (<i>Singing</i>): Don't say there's nothing to do[br]in the Dol...drums!

0:21:18.516,0:21:25.256
Milo: I'm ready to diddle away the days, <i>I am!</i>[br]Lethargians: <i>The days we don't,</i>

0:21:25.256,0:21:31.118
Milo: I doddle a bit. <i>Lethargians: Doddle a bit.</i>[br]Milo: And then.. <i>Lethargians: Doddle a bit.</i>

0:21:31.118,0:21:34.051
Milo (<i>Yawning</i>): I loiter awhile.[br]<i>Lethargians: Loiter awhile.</i>

0:21:34.051,0:21:37.667
Milo (<i>yawning heavily</i>): And doddle again.[br]<i>Lethargians: And dod--doddle again.</i>

0:21:37.667,0:21:40.636
Milo: I gather my strength.[br]<i>Lethargians (mumbling): Gather strength.</i>

0:21:40.636,0:21:44.149
Milo: To start anew.[br]<i>Lethargians: to start anew.</i>

0:21:44.149,0:21:52.228
Milo: On all of the loafing and lounging[br]I still have left to do.

0:21:52.228,0:22:00.421
Milo/Lethargians: <i>So...Don't say there's nothing to do [br]in the Dol...drums.</i>

0:22:00.421,0:22:06.929
<i>It's just...not...true.</i>[br]

0:22:06.929,0:22:13.006
<i>(Milo Yawns/Lethargians Snore)</i>

0:22:13.006,0:22:14.717
<i>Dog Barking</i>

0:22:14.717,0:22:18.684
Lethargians: It's the terrible watchdog, run! [br]

0:22:18.684,0:22:22.736
Run Everybody! Try! Go![br]It's the terrible watch dog!

0:22:22.736,0:22:27.648
<i>(Lethargians Echo Each Other Nervously)</i>

0:22:27.648,0:22:30.423
Milo (<i>Calmly</i>): Terrible...watchdog?

0:22:30.423,0:22:39.589
<i>(Dog Barks and Growls,[br]Dramatic Music Plays)</i>

0:22:50.861,0:22:57.306
<i>(Marching Band Music Plays)</i>

0:22:57.306,0:23:00.700
Tock: Here, what's this? [br]What are you doing here?

0:23:00.700,0:23:04.034
Milo (<i>Yawns</i>): Just killing time.

0:23:04.034,0:23:07.247
(<i>Alarm Sounds Loudly</i>)[br]Tock: Killing time?!?!

0:23:07.247,0:23:12.214
(<i>Alarm Sounds Loudly</i>)[br](<i>Tock Stops the Alarm</i>)[br]

0:23:12.214,0:23:18.874
Tock: Look son, it's bad enough wasting time without killing it. Come on, get ahold of yourself!

0:23:18.874,0:23:25.524
You can't spend the rest of your life in the Doldrums.[br]How did you get here anyway?

0:23:25.524,0:23:30.666
Milo (<i>Yawning</i>): Ah, it was easy.[br]I guess I just wasn't thinking.

0:23:30.666,0:23:38.052
Tock: Heh. Precisely. You got here by not thinking,[br]and now you've got to think your way out.

0:23:38.052,0:23:42.672
Milo: <i>(Sighs)</i> Go away. I was sleep...[br](<i>Alarm Clock Sounds</i>)

0:23:42.672,0:23:45.394
Milo: Besides, it's against the law to think.

0:23:45.394,0:23:47.343
<i>(Dramatic Music Plays)</i>[br]<i>(Lethargians Growl)</i>

0:23:47.343,0:23:49.040
Tock: You've got to get out of here, quick!

0:23:49.040,0:23:52.586
I know you haven't had much practice,[br]but you've got to start thinking!

0:23:52.586,0:23:54.076
<i>(Lethargians Growl)</i>[br]

0:23:54.076,0:23:56.890
Milo: ..Too much work to think. <i>(Yawns)</i>

0:23:56.890,0:24:00.951
I'd rather not do...(<i>yawns</i>) anything.

0:24:00.951,0:24:05.433
Tock: The Lethargians don't want you to do anything,[br]even eating or breathing.

0:24:05.433,0:24:11.897
Milo: Breathing? But I've always breathed![br]I can't stop now.

0:24:11.897,0:24:15.351
Tock: Then get started thinking. Think boy, think!

0:24:15.351,0:24:17.122
Milo: What do I think about?

0:24:17.122,0:24:20.413
Tock: Think of birds that swim, and fish that fly.

0:24:20.413,0:24:29.479
Milo: Uh, let's see. Birds that swim... (<i>Ding</i>)[br]And fish that fly...(<i>Ding</i>)

0:24:29.479,0:24:33.166
Tock: Words that begin with "J."[br](<i>Motor Starts</i>) [br]

0:24:33.166,0:24:37.541
Tock: It's working, it's working! Keep thinking! [br]Dinosaur insteps, potato ice cream.

0:24:37.541,0:24:38.868
(<i>Engine Revving</i>)

0:24:38.868,0:24:41.284
Milo: Uh, potato insteps and dinosaur ice cream.

0:24:41.284,0:24:44.674
Tock: Faster boy, faster.[br]Deoxyribonucleic acid!

0:24:44.674,0:24:48.373
Milo: Deosi-ribe-banana-clay-castle!

0:24:48.373,0:24:51.651
Tock: Albert Einstein. E= MC squared.

0:24:51.651,0:24:54.004
Milo <i>(copying Tock)</i>: Albert Einstein. E= MC squared.

0:24:54.004,0:24:55.256
Tock: William Shakespeare!

0:24:55.256,0:24:57.475
Milo: Anthony Trollope, Isaac Newton!

0:24:57.475,0:25:00.774
Tock: Faster boy, faster![br]Roger Bacon, John Stuart Mill.

0:25:00.774,0:25:05.019
<i>(Climatic Music, [br]Lethargians Growling)</i>[br]

0:25:05.019,0:25:06.587
<i>(Alarm Sounds)</i>

0:25:06.587,0:25:14.943
Milo: February. F-e-b-r-u-a-r-y.[br]15x86=1,290. And carry the 3!

0:25:14.990,0:25:21.954
(<i>Dramatic Music Plays, Ends with Crash</i>)

0:25:21.954,0:25:30.568
(<i>Alarm Sounds Loudly</i>)[br]<i>(Begins Normal Ticking After Tock Turns It Off)</i>

0:25:30.568,0:25:35.289
Tick: Whew. For a minute I was afraid[br]I'd snapped my main spring.

0:25:35.289,0:25:42.172
You must excuse my gruff conduct, but you see[br]it's traditional for watch dogs to be ferocious.

0:25:42.172,0:25:47.618
Milo: I thought you were just great, but are you sure it's alright...to leave those Lethargians back there alone?

0:25:47.618,0:25:55.609
Tock: Oh, I don't just watch Lethargians, I watch boys too. And right now, I'd say, you needed a watchdog.

0:25:55.609,0:26:00.622
And anyway I just <i>love</i> automobile rides![br](<i>Pleasant Music Plays in Background</i>)

0:26:00.622,0:26:04.436
Milo: I'm very pleased to have you along.[br]My name is Milo.

0:26:04.436,0:26:10.292
Tock: Milo. That's a strange name for a boy.[br]My name is Tock.

0:26:10.292,0:26:15.582
Milo: Well, I mean uh-well- isn't that kind of a strange name...for a dog?

0:26:15.582,0:26:19.650
Tock: Oh, no. How many names can you give a watchdog?

0:26:19.650,0:26:24.221
Actually, my name is Tick-Tock.[br]My friends call me Tock.

0:26:24.221,0:26:27.832
Milo: May I call you Tock?[br]It's about time I had a friend.

0:26:27.832,0:26:33.064
Tock: It's about time. Time? [br]But time is your friend.

0:26:33.064,0:26:37.321
Time marches on, time and tide wait for no man-

0:26:37.321,0:26:41.273
Tock (<i>Singing): Time. Time. Time. Time.</i>

0:26:41.273,0:26:44.924
<i>Time is a gift, fleeting and swift,</i>[br]<i>Ticking and tocking itself away,</i>

0:26:44.924,0:26:49.383
<i>Itself away, a way of saying better beware,</i>

0:26:49.383,0:26:53.377
<i>Time is a gift, precious and rare, [br]Take it and make of it all you can.</i>

0:26:53.377,0:26:56.744
<i>Use all you can, [br]there's not a moment to spare.</i>

0:26:56.744,0:27:01.298
<i>So, take a second to look around,[br]See a sight, hear a sound.</i>

0:27:01.298,0:27:07.416
<i>Take a minute to concentrate, [br]Analyze...Contemplate!</i>

0:27:07.416,0:27:11.467
<i>Take an hour and change the fate of the world!</i>

0:27:11.467,0:27:15.375
<i>Time is a gift, given to you,[br]Given to give you the time you need,</i>

0:27:15.375,0:27:19.692
<i>The time you need to have the time of your life!</i>

0:27:19.692,0:27:27.150
<i>Time ticks hastily away,[br]Take time to save it every day!</i>

0:27:27.150,0:27:33.104
<i>Time saved, in the nick of time,[br]Is golden time.</i>

0:27:33.104,0:27:34.705
<i>Milo: Time, time, time, time.</i>

0:27:34.705,0:27:37.414
<i>(Milo and Tock Begin Doing Rounds, [br]Singing Different Lyrics Simultaneously in Harmony)</i>

0:27:37.414,0:27:39.463
<i>Milo: Time is a gift, fleeting and swift,[br]Tock: Times...ticks...</i>

0:27:39.463,0:27:41.363
<i>Milo: Ticking and tocking itself away.[br]Tock: ...Hastily. </i>

0:27:41.363,0:27:45.328
<i>Milo: Itself a way of saying better beware.[br]Tock: Time to save it every day.</i>

0:27:45.328,0:27:47.217
<i>Milo: Time is a gift, precious and rare.[br]Tock: Time...saved...</i>

0:27:47.217,0:27:49.099
<i>Milo: Take it and make of it all you can.[br]Tock: ..in the nick of time.</i>

0:27:49.099,0:27:52.902
<i>Milo: Use all you can, there's not a moment to spare.[br]Tock: Is golden time...</i>

0:27:52.902,0:27:55.426
<i>Milo: So take a second to look around,[br]Tock: So just stop and</i>

0:27:55.426,0:27:57.265
<i>Milo: See a sight, hear a sound.[br]Tock: ...look around.</i>

0:27:57.265,0:27:59.415
<i>Milo: Take a minute to concentrate.[br]Tock: And concentrate. </i>

0:27:59.415,0:28:03.588
<i>Milo: Analyze, Contemplate.[br]Tock (echoes): Analyze. Contemplate. </i>

0:28:03.588,0:28:07.245
<i>Milo: Take an hour, and change the fate of the world![br]Tock: Take an hour, and change the fate of the world!</i>

0:28:07.245,0:28:09.657
<i>Milo: Time to give, given to you,[br]Tock: Time...time...time...</i>

0:28:09.657,0:28:10.991
<i>Milo: Given to give to the time you need:[br]Tock: Time...</i>

0:28:10.991,0:28:15.426
<i>Milo: The time you need to have the time of your life![br]Tock: Time...of your life.</i>

0:28:15.426,0:28:26.389
<i>Milo/Tock together:[br]The time you need to have the time of your life....!</i>

0:28:28.618,0:28:34.447
Milo: Golly! I've never seen such a- [br]...a beautiful country, Tock. What country is it?

0:28:34.447,0:28:39.597
Tock: Well, it used to be called the Kingdom of Wisdom, [br]until the old King died.

0:28:39.597,0:28:47.706
But then, it was divided into two states. On one side, Dictionopolis, the Kingdom of Words.

0:28:47.706,0:28:54.247
It's ruled by King Azaz, who has an iron law that all words are more important than numbers.

0:28:54.247,0:29:00.912
The other side is Digitopolis, the Kingdom of Mathematics, ruled by the Mathemagician.

0:29:00.912,0:29:05.053
His law is that numbers are more important than words.

0:29:05.053,0:29:10.974
And over there, in the mountains of ignorance, [br]the demons are gathering, just waiting...

0:29:10.974,0:29:11.909
<i>(Thunder Roars)</i>[br]

0:29:11.909,0:29:21.235
And beyond those mountains, Milo, is our only chance.[br]The C-a-s-t-l-e in the A-i-r.

0:29:21.235,0:29:23.730
Milo: Well that's where I'm going.[br]The Castle in the Air.

0:29:23.730,0:29:31.379
(<i>Thunder Roars Loudly</i>)[br](<i>Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

0:29:31.379,0:29:34.645
Tock: Don't say that again, Milo.[br]It makes the demons very angry.

0:29:34.645,0:29:40.611
But at least there's one sane and intelligent man left in this country: Chroma the Great.

0:29:40.611,0:29:42.499
That's one of his best rainbows.

0:29:42.499,0:29:44.944
Milo: Hey! There goes the Whether Man.

0:29:44.944,0:29:49.480
Whether Man: Have you found my way yet?[br]I hope it isn't mildewed.

0:29:49.480,0:29:51.711
Tock: Come on, Milo. Let's go. We're wasting ti-

0:29:51.711,0:29:54.906
Milo: I know, I know. We're wasting time.

0:29:54.906,0:30:01.675
<i>(Pleasant, Traveling Music Plays)</i>

0:30:01.675,0:30:09.832
Tock: Stop! [br](<i>Car Breaks Loudly</i>)

0:30:09.832,0:30:11.358
Milo: What's that?[br]

0:30:11.358,0:30:16.175
Tock: Hmm...Unless I'm very much mistaken,[br]you just missed running into the abode

0:30:16.175,0:30:18.957
of Kakofonous A. Dischord.[br](*Cacophonous)

0:30:19.314,0:30:22.539
Kakofonous A. Dischord (KAD): Ahh, whooo!![br]

0:30:22.539,0:30:27.287
(<i>Honks Horn</i>) Beautiful, isn't it. [br](<i>Honks Horn</i>)

0:30:27.287,0:30:34.945
KAD (<i>singing): But.. Of all the beautiful things in life, that nature has provided. (Horn Honks)</i>

0:30:34.945,0:30:44.731
<i>A daffodil. A buttercup.</i>[br]<i>A bird...(bird tweets a melody).</i>

0:30:44.731,0:30:48.715
(<i>KAD hums/mumbles to himself, laughs)</i>

0:30:48.715,0:30:55.071
KAD: <i>The loveliest things of all to me,</i>[br]<i>I long ago decided.</i>

0:30:55.071,0:31:03.662
<i>Cannot be seen,...they only can,</i>[br]<i>be heard!</i>

0:31:03.662,0:31:08.164
<i>(Music and Pots Begin Banging in Rhythm)</i>

0:31:08.164,0:31:11.674
(<i>Pots Continue to Clang, Thunder Roars)</i>[br]KAD: I..I..give people noise.

0:31:11.674,0:31:15.256
(<i>Pots Continue to Clang, Thunder Roars)</i>[br]Wonderful, deafening, earsplitting noise.

0:31:15.256,0:31:19.042
(<i>Whistle Blows</i>)[br]KAD: Whistles and squeaks, screeches galore.

0:31:19.042,0:31:22.590
(<i>Tambourine Jingles</i>)[br]KAD: Jingles and jangles, oh how I adore all that-

0:31:22.590,0:31:26.017
KAD: Noise, noise! Marvelous noise!

0:31:26.017,0:31:29.672
(<i>Glass Shatters Repeatedly</i>)[br]KAD: Horrible, hideous. Awful, insidious-

0:31:29.672,0:31:32.693
(<i>Glass Shatters Repeatedly</i>)[br]KAD: Noise, noise, noise!

0:31:32.693,0:31:35.024
(<i>Glass Continues to Shatter</i>)

0:31:35.024,0:31:37.568
(<i>Relative Calm Carnival Music Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: You don't look well my boy.

0:31:37.568,0:31:41.547
(<i>Relatively Calm Carnival Music Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: Hey here, let's have a look at you (<i>Horn Honks</i>)

0:31:41.547,0:31:47.551
KAD: Just as I suspected, you are suffering[br]from a severe lack of noise.

0:31:47.551,0:31:50.338
KAD: Now, this'll fix you right up.

0:31:50.338,0:31:55.090
(<i>Cacophony of noise "poured" into cup</i>)[br]KAD: Honking horns, screeching trains, bells, shouts,

0:31:55.090,0:31:58.750
(<i>Cacophony of noise "poured" into cup</i>)[br]KAD: Shrieks, gurgling drains. And all the rest of-

0:31:58.750,0:32:02.813
KAD: -those wonderfully unpleasant sounds [br]we use so much of today. [br]

0:32:02.813,0:32:04.518
(<i>Cacophony Continues</i>)

0:32:04.518,0:32:09.047
KAD: Now here, take this and you'll never [br]have to hear a pleasant sound again.

0:32:09.047,0:32:14.472
Milo: No! No- no thank you. I don't want to be cured of pleasant sounds.

0:32:14.472,0:32:20.766
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Continues</i>)[br]KAD: Well now, that's very unusual. [br]However, nothing odd.

0:32:20.766,0:32:23.747
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Continues</i>)[br]KAD: I'll just give it the Awful Dynne.

0:32:23.747,0:32:26.370
Milo: The Awful Dynne? *(Din).

0:32:26.370,0:32:30.777
(<i>Noises Sounds as They Pour into the Lamp</i>)

0:32:30.777,0:32:37.611
Dynne: Whoa hahaha! Ahhh, that was good, Master.

0:32:37.611,0:32:40.267
KAD: This is my assistant, the Awful Dynne.

0:32:40.267,0:32:44.586
Milo: Gee, I don't think I've ever met[br]an awful Dynne before.

0:32:44.586,0:32:49.129
KAD: What?? Never met an Awful Dynne before? [br]Oh you must be mistaken.

0:32:49.129,0:32:53.787
When you're playing in your room and making a lot of noise, what do they tell you to stop?

0:32:53.787,0:32:58.298
(<i>Drums Play Loudly</i>)[br]Milo: Why, the- the awful din! (<i>Dynne Laughs</i>)

0:32:58.298,0:33:03.399
KAD: And when the street is being repaired with about 50 jackhammers going all day, (<i>Jackhammer Noise</i>)

0:33:03.399,0:33:07.627
KAD...what does everybody complain of?[br]Milo: The awful din!

0:33:07.627,0:33:14.922
KAD: Right, and now my valued assistant will show you var-de-ous (*various) examples from my rare, exotic,

0:33:14.922,0:33:18.615
and seldom heard...noises.[br]Dynne? (<i>Horn Honks</i>)

0:33:18.615,0:33:20.553
<i>Dynne laughs/begins singing)</i>

0:33:20.553,0:33:30.725
<i>Dynne: Didja...ever hear an elephant tap dance, on a tin roof late at night? / That's noise...beautiful noise!</i>

0:33:30.725,0:33:39.128
<i>Did you ever hear a centipede crying...when his shoes don't fit him right? / That's noise... beautiful noise!</i>

0:33:39.128,0:33:44.924
<i>Did you ever hear a hungry dinosaur[br]hiccup on a windy day?</i>

0:33:44.924,0:33:51.243
<i>Did you ever hear a nervous butterfly[br]nibble on a cheese soufflé?</i>

0:33:51.243,0:33:54.639
<i>(Carnival Music, Awful Dynne Laughs)</i>

0:33:54.639,0:33:58.590
KAD: Ah, yes. Noise is very fashionable today!

0:33:58.590,0:34:04.627
Why I can hardly fill the orders for noise pills, racket lotion, clamor salve, and hubbub tonic!

0:34:04.627,0:34:11.809
Years ago, well everyone wanted pleasant sounds.[br]But today, all they want is -

0:34:11.809,0:34:17.550
(<i>Loud Noises Coincide With Lyrics)</i>[br]<i>KAD: Crash! Bing! Bang! Boom! Ah! Plunk! Ding! Doo!</i>

0:34:17.550,0:34:20.795
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: <i>Noise, noise, nerve jangling noise,</i>

0:34:20.795,0:34:24.244
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: Battering, Chattering, Shattering Noise!

0:34:24.244,0:34:28.350
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: Gurgles and screams, all of that stuff!

0:34:28.350,0:34:31.400
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: Tickle my eardrums, I can't get enough-

0:34:31.400,0:34:35.398
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: of that noise, noise, marvelous noise!

0:34:35.398,0:34:38.715
(<i>Cacophony of Noise Plays in Background</i>)[br]KAD: Horrible, hideous, awful, insidious!

0:34:38.715,0:34:48.197
(Music Plays in Background, Followed by Cacophony)[br]KAD: Noise, noise, noise!!

0:34:48.197,0:34:53.837
<i>(Speeding Music Plays)</i>

0:34:57.837,0:35:03.481
<i>(Pleasant, Holiday-Like Music Plays)</i>

0:35:10.340,0:35:13.353
Tock: Looks like a beautiful crop, [br]doesn't it, Milo?

0:35:13.353,0:35:18.518
I've never seen fatter W's.[br]And those A's look delicious!

0:35:18.518,0:35:21.315
Milo: Are those letters growing on those trees?

0:35:21.315,0:35:24.081
Tock: Well, money doesn't grow on trees, does it?

0:35:24.081,0:35:28.595
Milo: No. It's just that I've never seen letters[br]growing on trees, either.

0:35:28.595,0:35:31.117
<i>(Time is a Gift Music Begins)[br]Milo/Tock Sing Simultaneously Again</i>

0:35:32.287,0:35:34.459
<i>Milo: Take a minute to concentrate.[br]Tock: And Con-cen-trate.</i>

0:35:34.459,0:35:38.474
<i>Milo: Analyze. Contemplate.[br]Tock (echoing): Analyze. Contemplate.</i>

0:35:38.474,0:35:42.468
<i>Milo: Take an hour and change the fate of the wor-ld![br]Tock: Take an hour and change the fate of the wor-ld!</i>

0:35:42.468,0:35:44.464
<i>Milo: Time to give, given to you,[br]Tock: Time...time...time...</i>

0:35:44.464,0:35:46.182
<i>Milo: Given to give you the time you need,[br]Tick: Time...Time...</i>

0:35:46.182,0:35:49.998
<i>Milo: The time you need to have the time of your life.[br]Tock: Time...of your life.</i>

0:35:49.998,0:36:00.648
<i>Milo/Tock Together: The time you need to have the time [br]of your life!!!...</i>

0:36:00.648,0:36:03.006
<i>(Music Concludes Dramatically)</i>

0:36:03.006,0:36:04.428
Soldier L: Greetings. [br]Soldier M: Salutations.

0:36:04.428,0:36:05.832
Soldier N: Welcome. [br]Soldier O: Good Afternoon.

0:36:05.832,0:36:09.444
Soldier P: Hi.[br](<i>Sound of Soldier P Whisked to Back of Line</i>)[br]

0:36:09.444,0:36:12.338
Milo: Why, thank you. And Hi!

0:36:12.338,0:36:14.625
Soldier L: By order of Azaz the Unabridged,

0:36:14.625,0:36:15.916
Soldier M: King of Dictionopolis,

0:36:15.916,0:36:17.090
Solider N: Monarch of Letters,

0:36:17.090,0:36:20.906
Soldier O: Emperor of Phrases, Sentences, [br]and Miscellaneous Figures of Speech,

0:36:20.906,0:36:23.927
Soldier P: We offer you the hospitality of our kingdom.

0:36:23.927,0:36:25.006
Soldier L: Country,[br]Soldier M: State,

0:36:25.006,0:36:27.090
Soldier N: Commonwealth,[br]Solider O: Palatinate.

0:36:27.090,0:36:28.514
Soldier O: Royal Banquet,[br]Soldier N: Tonight,

0:36:28.514,0:36:29.999
Soldier M: In Your Honor,[br]Soldier L: Seven Sharp.

0:36:29.999,0:36:34.219
Soldier P: Be there. [br](<i>Sound of Soldier P Whisked to Back of Line</i>)

0:36:34.419,0:36:35.769
Soldier L: Goodbye.[br]Soldier M: Adieu.[br]

0:36:35.769,0:36:37.421
Soldier N: Arrivederci.[br]Solider O: So Long.

0:36:37.421,0:36:39.011
Soldier Five: Ciao!

0:36:39.011,0:36:44.188
Milo: Bye.[br](<i>Music Indicating Tip-Toeing of Soldier P</i>)

0:36:44.188,0:36:47.224
Milo: I never knew words could be so confusing.

0:36:47.224,0:36:50.722
Tock: Only confusing, Milo,[br]when you use a lot to say a little.

0:36:50.722,0:36:53.464
(<i>Vendors Yelling to Attract Customers)</i>[br]Man: Catchphrases!

0:36:53.464,0:36:58.271
Man B: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Get your fresh picked ifs, ands, and buts, right off the farm.

0:36:58.271,0:37:02.476
British Man: Nice whats, wheres, whiches, whens, and whos. Get 'em by the where, get 'em by the batch.

0:37:02.476,0:37:04.597
Man: Halfbaked ideas here. Halfbaked Ideas.

0:37:04.597,0:37:07.759
Man: Meaty words here. Chops, steaks, venison.

0:37:07.759,0:37:10.572
Man: Poetic Words. Sublime words.

0:37:10.572,0:37:13.339
Man: Step right up, step right up. [br]Fancy, best quality words right 'ere.

0:37:13.339,0:37:16.897
How 'bout you young man?[br]How 'bout a nice bag full of pronouns!

0:37:16.897,0:37:19.880
Or maybe you'd like our special assortment of adjectives. (<i>Vendor's Voice Fades Into Background</i>)

0:37:19.880,0:37:23.701
Milo: Boy, wait'll Ralph hears me use these![br]

0:37:23.701,0:37:26.241
How much are these, sir?

0:37:26.241,0:37:30.080
Vendor: And were you thinking of using all of 'em [br]in the same sentence?

0:37:30.080,0:37:32.682
Milo: Why ye- yes, sir.

0:37:32.682,0:37:34.596
Vendor: Well, (<i>laughing</i>) I'll tell you what, lad.

0:37:34.596,0:37:38.764
Why don't you just take a bag full of [br]happys and goods to start with?

0:37:38.764,0:37:44.352
Very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days, and happy-go-lucky.

0:37:44.352,0:37:50.551
Useful too for good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good riddance, and goodbye!

0:37:50.551,0:37:54.819
Man: Nouns by the pound! Nouns by the pound!

0:37:54.819,0:38:01.244
Man B: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Do it yourself. Make up your own words. Be creative!

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Have fun! Start a language!

0:38:03.909,0:38:08.876
Milo: That looks pretty difficult, Tock. [br]I'm not much good at making up words.

0:38:08.876,0:38:12.337
Bee: Perhaps I can be of assistance.[br]Milo: Look out!

0:38:12.337,0:38:16.953
Bee: A-S-S-I-S-T-A-N-C-E[br]Milo: Tock, look out!

0:38:16.953,0:38:20.163
Tock: It's alright, Milo. It's just the Spelling Bee.

0:38:20.163,0:38:28.368
Bee: Yes, please don't be alarmed. A-L-A-R-M-E-D. Alarmed. I know boys are often afraid of bees.

0:38:28.368,0:38:37.932
B-E-E-S. Bees. But let me assure your my intentions are peaceful. P-E-A-C-E-F-U-L.

0:38:37.932,0:38:39.365
Milo: And you don't sting?

0:38:39.365,0:38:49.118
Bee: Sting? (<i>Laughs</i>). Oh I can sting, but I don't. However, I can spell anything. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

0:38:49.118,0:38:50.537
Milo: Anything?

0:38:50.537,0:38:56.102
Bee: Any word that has ever been written in any language, any where.

0:38:56.102,0:39:02.336
Humbug: Balderdash. Let me repeat. Balderdash.[br]

0:39:02.336,0:39:04.831
Bee: Balderdash?! Why you-

0:39:04.831,0:39:13.574
Humbug: Come now. Don't be ill-mannered.[br]Isn't someone going to introduce me to this little boy?

0:39:13.574,0:39:16.753
Fine, manly little fellow.

0:39:16.753,0:39:22.203
Bee: This is the Humbug. H-U-M-B-U-G. [br]A very dislikable fellow.

0:39:22.203,0:39:27.373
Humbug: Nonsense. Everyone loves a humbug.

0:39:27.373,0:39:35.166
(<i>Humbug Laughs</i>). Insectious Humbugious. [br]If I may use the Latin.

0:39:35.166,0:39:42.705
Bee: "Insectious Humbugious"? Why, you fraud! [br]You can't even spell your own name.

0:39:42.705,0:39:50.989
Humbug: A slavish concern for the composition of words [br]is the sign of a bankrupt intellect.

0:39:50.989,0:39:57.473
Be gone, odious wasp![br]You smell of decayed syllables.

0:39:57.473,0:40:04.237
Bee: Odious wasp?! How dare you![br]

0:40:04.237,0:40:10.063
En garde! E-N G-A-R-D-E.

0:40:10.063,0:40:13.983
<i>(Bee Buzzing Angrily)</i>

0:40:33.673,0:40:36.044
(<i>Bee Screeching to a Halt)</i>

0:40:36.044,0:40:37.368
<i>(Bee Buzzing Loudly)</i>

0:40:37.368,0:40:43.126
Humbug: Back! Back! [br]Back I say.[br]

0:40:43.126,0:40:49.153
Didactic Drone! [br]Verbose vermin!

0:40:49.153,0:40:52.473
(<i>Sounds of Dueling</i>)

0:40:52.473,0:40:56.116
Back! [br]Parsimonious Word Miser! [br]

0:40:56.116,0:40:57.994
(<i>Sounds of Dueling</i>)

0:40:57.994,0:41:02.593
Overbearing Dragon Fly! Touché!

0:41:04.577,0:41:09.961
Bee: Touché. T-O-U-C-H-E.[br](<i>Sounds of Dueling</i>)

0:41:09.961,0:41:12.847
(<i>Sounds of Dueling</i>)

0:41:12.847,0:41:16.396
Humbug: Yeow!![br](<i>Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

0:41:16.396,0:41:20.144
(<i>Dramatic Music Continues,[br]Sounds of Buildings Falling)</i>

0:41:21.297,0:41:26.040
(<i>Sounds of Wood Breaking,[br]Stands Crashing to the Ground</i>)

0:41:32.949,0:41:38.678
(<i>Music of Dismay as[br]Words Fall to Ground</i>)

0:41:52.816,0:41:57.917
Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! [br]I've never seen anyone so guilty.

0:41:57.917,0:42:00.520
Milo: Uh-oh.[br](<i>Siren Blares</i>)

0:42:02.891,0:42:08.741
Shrift: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty![br]Just as I thought, you again!

0:42:08.741,0:42:14.078
Shrift: Guilty of sowing confusion.[br]Upsetting the alphabet cart.

0:42:14.078,0:42:15.683
Milo: Apple cart.

0:42:15.683,0:42:19.502
Shrift: Correcting an officer. [br]Breaking havoc.

0:42:19.502,0:42:22.553
Mincing words. [br](<i>Alarm Rings</i>)

0:42:22.553,0:42:25.668
And having a dog with an unauthorized alarm.[br]

0:42:25.668,0:42:30.291
(<i>Tock Barks</i>)[br]Shrift: And illegal barking.

0:42:30.291,0:42:33.852
Shrift: I sentence you both to [br]six million years in prison.

0:42:33.852,0:42:38.488
Milo: Six million years?[br]But- but only a judge can sentence you!

0:42:38.488,0:42:43.849
Shrift: Good point. (<i>Magic Music</i>).[br]I sentence you both to six million years in prison.

0:42:43.849,0:42:46.863
(<i>Gavel Bangs</i>) [br]Shrift: Come along. I'll take you to the dungeon.

0:42:46.863,0:42:52.060
Milo: But- but you can't. I mean- [br]only a jailer can put you in prison.

0:42:52.060,0:42:55.590
Shrift: Good point. (<i>Magic Music</i>).

0:42:55.590,0:42:58.365
I am also the jailer.[br]Come on, come on!

0:42:58.365,0:43:04.929
Humbug: Keep your chin up, my boy. Maybe they'll take a million years off for good behavior.

0:43:04.929,0:43:11.966
Bee: Be the "e" of good hope. H-O-P-E.

0:43:11.966,0:43:19.514
(<i>Somber Marching Music</i>)

0:43:19.514,0:43:21.982
Shrift: You'll find it quite pleasant down here.

0:43:21.982,0:43:23.729
Milo: Isn't it a little dark?

0:43:23.729,0:43:29.195
Shrift: Of course it's dark. Dungeons are always dark. If they weren't dark, they wouldn't be so unpleasant.

0:43:29.195,0:43:32.479
Milo: But you said it would be pleasant down here.[br]Which-

0:43:32.479,0:43:40.394
Shrift: Precisely. Which (*Witch).[br]You can always chat with a Which if you get lonely.

0:43:41.376,0:43:48.878
Shrift: This is it, all the comforts of home.[br](<i>Door Creaks/Slams</i>) See you in six million years!

0:43:48.878,0:43:51.733
<i>Frightening Music Plays</i>

0:44:00.333,0:44:05.207
Which: Oh, there you are! How do you do?

0:44:05.207,0:44:07.526
Milo: (hesistates) Hello.

0:44:07.526,0:44:09.433
Which: Come in, come in, come in.

0:44:09.433,0:44:13.473
Milo: You'd better be very careful, m'am.[br]There's a witch around here somewhere.

0:44:13.473,0:44:20.907
Which: Well, of course there is! I am she.[br]Faintly Macabre, the not-so-wicked Which.

0:44:20.907,0:44:25.761
There, you see? Official Which: Kingdom of Wisdom.

0:44:25.761,0:44:29.196
Milo: Oh, a Which! Like the Whether Man.

0:44:29.196,0:44:34.627
Which: Of course! The Whether Man is my brother.[br]At least he used to be.

0:44:34.627,0:44:38.937
I don't know whether he still is,[br]I haven't seen him in years!

0:44:38.937,0:44:43.176
Have a cookie.[br]The question marks are delicious!

0:44:43.176,0:44:44.760
Milo: What does a Which do?

0:44:44.760,0:44:49.457
Which: Well, I used to help people choose which words to use-

0:44:49.457,0:44:54.266
Which were the most proper and fitting words[br]for any and all occasions.

0:44:54.266,0:44:58.006
But when Rhyme and Reason were banished-

0:44:58.006,0:45:00.179
Milo: Rhyme? And Reason?

0:45:00.179,0:45:04.756
Which: Yes, Milo. When the two kings had their terrible quarrel-

0:45:04.756,0:45:10.970
<i>(Adventerous Music Begins)</i>

0:45:10.970,0:45:18.093
Which: When King Azaz insisted that words were far more important than numbers,

0:45:18.093,0:45:22.467
and hence <i>his</i> kingdom was truly the greater,

0:45:22.467,0:45:28.423
and when Mathemagician claimed that numbers[br]were much more important than words,

0:45:28.423,0:45:34.142
and therefore <i>his</i> kingdom was supreme, [br]why then naturally,

0:45:34.142,0:45:41.043
they asked the Princess of Sweet Rhyme, and the Princess of Pure Reason to settle the question.

0:45:41.043,0:45:46.306
Milo: And what did they decide? What is the most important? Words or numbers?

0:45:46.306,0:45:52.741
Which: The princesses decided that words and numbers are of equal value.

0:45:52.741,0:45:57.445
Tock: In the cloak of knowledge, one is the warp[br]and the other in the woof.

0:45:57.445,0:46:03.565
Which: But you see Milo, [br]this decision infuriated the two kings,

0:46:03.565,0:46:14.054
and they banished the princesses to the [br]Castle in the Air. (<i>Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

0:46:14.054,0:46:17.808
And I was thrown into this dungeon.

0:46:17.808,0:46:21.890
Tock: And that's why people don't seem to care anymore which words they use,

0:46:21.890,0:46:23.956
as long as they use lots of 'em.

0:46:23.956,0:46:28.966
Milo: And that's why there's no rhyme or reason around here, and everybody thinks <i>he's</i> so good!

0:46:28.966,0:46:37.485
Hey! Maybe we can rescue them, and rescue you too Mrs. Faintly...in about six million years.

0:46:37.485,0:46:39.422
Soldier L: Ah, there you are.[br]Soldier M: Where have you been?

0:46:39.422,0:46:42.253
Soldier N: Been looking all over for you.[br]Soldier O: Royal banquet is about to begin.

0:46:42.253,0:46:44.402
Soldier P: Soup's on.

0:46:44.402,0:46:47.806
Milo: I still have to serve my sentence[br]of six million years in prison.

0:46:47.806,0:46:50.375
Soldier L: No time for sentences.[br]Soldier M: No time for words.

0:46:50.375,0:46:53.445
Soldier N: Condemn boy to hearty meal.[br]Soldier O: Prisons are for the birds.

0:46:53.445,0:46:55.286
Soldier P: Jailbirds.

0:46:56.271,0:46:58.730
Soldier L: Mustn't keep Azaz waiting.[br]Soldier M: Things get hungry, too.

0:46:58.730,0:47:02.160
Soldier N: Royal banquet's just beginning.[br]Soldier O: Just in time for royal stew.

0:47:02.160,0:47:03.251
Soldier P: Chow (Ciao).

0:47:03.251,0:47:07.232
Milo: Goodbye Mrs. Macabre, don't worry.[br]I'll find a way to rescue you.

0:47:07.232,0:47:09.742
<i>(Cheerful Music)</i>

0:47:09.742,0:47:13.341
Tock: Bye, Faintly. We'll be back.

0:47:13.341,0:47:17.529
(<i>Glittery Tones Play As Which's Tears Fall</i>)

0:47:17.529,0:47:22.423
(<i>Royal Trumpets Sound</i>)

0:47:25.778,0:47:31.374
Soldier: His Majesty, the Supreme Ruler of Semantics,[br]Most Eminent Chieftain of Participles,

0:47:31.374,0:47:38.110
Lord and Master of Words, Super Sovereign of Syntax,[br]Chief Potentate of Adverbs and Prepositions.

0:47:38.110,0:47:41.972
(<i>Soldier P Whizzing to Grab Chair)</i>[br]King Azaz the Unabridged.

0:47:41.972,0:47:45.144
Milo: If you please, sir.[br](<i>Azaz Bristles At "Sir")</i>

0:47:45.144,0:47:49.648
Milo: Your majesty. My name is Milo, [br]and this is Tock, my watchdog.

0:47:49.648,0:47:52.098
And we've been sentenced to six million years for-

0:47:52.098,0:47:58.546
Azaz: Ahhh! Six million?[br]That's not a sentence, that's a number.

0:47:58.546,0:48:06.858
It's against the law to mention numbers here in Dictionopolis. Words are the only things that matter.

0:48:06.858,0:48:08.582
Milo: I'm sorry your kingship, sir.

0:48:08.582,0:48:11.430
Azaz: After all, me boy-

0:48:11.430,0:48:16.179
<i>(Singing) You couldn't have one fine day[br]without the "day," could you?</i>

0:48:16.179,0:48:20.583
<i>You couldn't have tea for two[br]without the "tea," could you?</i>

0:48:20.583,0:48:25.529
<i>You couldn't have three blind mice,[br]without the "mice," could you?</i>

0:48:25.529,0:48:32.941
So you see, Milo, words are really, very valuable things.

0:48:32.941,0:48:38.917
<i>If you think a great thought, how do you write it down?[br]Words!</i>

0:48:38.917,0:48:44.562
<i>If you spot a brush fire, how do you warn the town?[br]Words!</i>

0:48:44.562,0:48:53.112
<i>If you have opinions, how do you speak your piece?[br]If you rent a castle, how do you read your lease?</i>

0:48:53.112,0:49:04.164
<i>If you know a good joke, how do you tell a friend?[br]Words, words! That's how.</i>

0:49:04.164,0:49:08.168
<i>Words in a word are amazing. You can read 'em,[br]you can write 'em, you can sing 'em,</i>

0:49:08.168,0:49:14.057
<i>and recite 'em, underline them. Misdefine them.[br]They're amazing!</i>

0:49:14.057,0:49:16.590
<i>Words in a word are fantastic!</i>

0:49:16.590,0:49:18.802
<i>You can hint 'em, you can say 'em,[br]you can print 'em, you can pray 'em.</i>

0:49:18.802,0:49:24.470
<i>Emphasize them and despise them. They're fantastic!</i>

0:49:24.470,0:49:29.533
<i>String them into sentences and thoughts profound.</i>

0:49:29.533,0:49:36.346
<i>We'll abound, in a symphony of spoken sound,[br]truth is found, beauty crowned.</i>

0:49:36.346,0:49:39.287
<i>In other words,[br]words in a word are delicious!</i>

0:49:39.287,0:49:41.851
<i>You can taste 'em, you can treat 'em,[br]you can waste 'em, you can 'eat em.</i>

0:49:41.851,0:49:48.925
<i>And digest them, I suggest them![br]They're delicious!</i>

0:49:48.925,0:49:53.334
<i>(King Sighs) Words.[br] (Music Ends Dramatically)</i>

0:49:53.334,0:50:01.601
Azaz: Speechers, speechers. Time for speeches.[br]You my boy, as our guest, may speak first.

0:50:05.170,0:50:12.685
Milo (<i>clears throat</i>): Your Majesty, uh Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity-

0:50:12.685,0:50:14.696
Azaz (<i>claps</i>): Enough, next.

0:50:14.696,0:50:17.659
Tock: Soup bones, dog biscuits,[br]porter house steak, carpet slippers.

0:50:17.659,0:50:21.724
Humbug: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes,[br]vanilla ice cream.

0:50:21.724,0:50:23.207
Soldier L: Veal Cutlet Parmesan.

0:50:23.207,0:50:24.678
Soldier M: Eggplant Florentine.

0:50:24.678,0:50:26.430
Soldier N: Eggs goldenrod.

0:50:26.430,0:50:28.315
Soldier O: Jones sausage, "reosh."

0:50:28.315,0:50:34.026
Azaz: Pate de foie gras, soupe a l'oignon, faisan sous cloche, salade endive, fromages et fruits et demi-tasse."

0:50:34.026,0:50:43.058
(<i>Servants Marching, [br]Music in Rhythm with Chewing</i>)

0:50:46.585,0:50:49.702
Food (<i>whispering</i>): Your majesty, ladies and-

0:50:49.702,0:50:55.575
Milo: But that's my speech![br]I didn't know I was going to have to eat my words.

0:50:55.575,0:51:00.689
King (<i>chewing</i>): Of- of course you do.[br]That's what we're all doing.

0:51:00.689,0:51:04.106
(<i>Chews</i>). You, you, you should have made a tastier speech.[br]

0:51:04.106,0:51:08.461
(<i>Gasps</i>). I seem to have a touch of indigestion.

0:51:08.461,0:51:10.940
Milo: Perhaps you've eaten too much too quickly.

0:51:10.940,0:51:16.441
Azaz: Too be sure, too much, too quickly.[br]I most certainly haven't eaten too little, too slowly.

0:51:16.441,0:51:21.501
Or too much, too slowly. Or too little, too quickly.[br]Or taken all day to eat nothing.

0:51:21.501,0:51:23.767
Or eaten everything in no time at all.[br](<i>Chair Creaks</i>)

0:51:23.767,0:51:25.564
Milo: But wouldn't that be just as bad?

0:51:25.564,0:51:31.691
Azaz: You mean just as good.[br]Things which are "just as bad" also are equally good.

0:51:31.691,0:51:35.078
Try to look at the bright side of things, Milo.

0:51:35.078,0:51:39.728
Milo: I don't know what side of anything to look at. [br]Everything is so confusing!

0:51:39.728,0:51:42.149
And all your words only make things worse.

0:51:42.149,0:51:45.545
Azaz: How true.[br]Words seem to have lost their meaning.

0:51:45.545,0:51:50.341
Milo: But there must be something you can do about it.[br]Couldn't you pass a law- or something?

0:51:50.341,0:51:56.058
Azaz: We have almost as many laws as we have words,[br]but the laws don't make any sense either.

0:51:56.058,0:52:03.884
Milo: Perhaps you might allow- I mean uh, because you are a wise and -and righteous and just king,

0:52:03.884,0:52:07.843
you might allow...Rhyme and- and Reason to return?

0:52:07.843,0:52:11.064
Azaz: How nice that would be...

0:52:11.064,0:52:16.130
No! No, no never![br]Not while that stubborn brother of mine...

0:52:17.484,0:52:22.077
(*Gently) Things always did go very well [br]when they were here.

0:52:22.077,0:52:23.536
(*Gruffly) I won't allow it!

0:52:23.536,0:52:25.674
Milo: Why not?

0:52:25.674,0:52:31.376
Azaz: (<i>Gently</i>) Why not?[br](<i>Gruffly</i>) Why not, indeed!

0:52:31.376,0:52:35.097
Azaz: (<i>Gently</i>) Yes. Why not? [br]My boy,

0:52:35.097,0:52:43.659
I cannot tell you how it would solve all our problems,[br]if only you could bring back Rhyme and Reason.

0:52:43.659,0:52:47.574
(<i>Humbug Snores</i>)[br]Bee: Odious wasp, eh? (<i>Bee Zooms</i>)

0:52:47.574,0:52:50.622
Bee: Didactic Drone?

0:52:55.253,0:52:58.466
Bee: Parsimonious word miser, is it?

0:52:58.466,0:53:04.363
Azaz: Perhaps someone else among my faithful court would volunteer to join this brave boy

0:53:04.363,0:53:08.333
in his efforts to rescue Rhyme and Reason?

0:53:10.164,0:53:13.746
<i>(Music of Dismay Plays)</i>[br]Azaz: No volunteers?

0:53:13.746,0:53:20.324
(<i>Humbug Snores</i>)[br]Bee: Insectious Humbugious, ey? We'll see.

0:53:22.617,0:53:28.242
Azaz: Wonderful! A volunteer![br]Congratulations.

0:53:28.242,0:53:32.819
Milo: That's great! With the Humbug's help, [br]I know we can do it!

0:53:32.819,0:53:40.245
Azaz: Goodbye, my boy. Here, in this bag, [br]are all the words and ideas I know.

0:53:40.245,0:53:45.039
With them, you may ask all the questions which [br]have never been answered.

0:53:45.039,0:53:48.386
And answer all the questions which [br]have never been asked.

0:53:48.386,0:53:54.653
All the great books of the past, [br]and all the ones yet to come, are in that bag.

0:53:54.653,0:54:03.348
Go now. But remember, use these words well,[br]and there is no obstacle you cannot overcome.

0:54:03.348,0:54:05.596
Azaz: Goodbye.[br]Milo/Tock: Goodbye!

0:54:05.596,0:54:08.736
Milo: And thank you. Goodbye![br]Azaz: Goodbye! (<i>Music Begins</i>)

0:54:13.011,0:54:17.227
(<i>Car Hits Bump in Road</i>)[br]Humbug: Owwwwww!!!! [br]

0:54:19.242,0:54:24.906
(<i>Adventurous Music Plays</i>)

0:54:29.106,0:54:33.476
Milo: Wow, what a mess![br]How will we ever get through that?

0:54:33.476,0:54:39.270
<i>(Music of Confidence)</i>[br](Humbug Knocks/Kicks Wood)*

0:54:39.270,0:54:44.629
Humbug: It is of no use my lad.[br]The wall is absolutely impenetrable.

0:54:44.629,0:54:53.782
However, your heroic effort shall not be unrewarded. [br]Our eternal gratitude will be yours.

0:54:53.782,0:54:55.150
Shall we start back?

0:54:55.150,0:54:58.070
Milo: Now look here, Mr. Humbug.[br]If you think for one minute that-

0:54:58.070,0:55:00.820
Dodecahedron: I say young man,[br]what seems to be your problem?

0:55:00.820,0:55:02.497
Milo: Who are you?

0:55:02.497,0:55:07.574
Dodecahedron: My angles are many, my sides are not few. I'm the Dodecahedron, and who are you?

0:55:07.574,0:55:09.872
Milo: What's a dode-kaheadrun?

0:55:09.872,0:55:14.374
Tock: As I remember it, it's a twelve-sided[br]mathematical shape.

0:55:14.374,0:55:21.035
Dodecahedron: See for yourself. I usually use one at a time... saves wear and tear.

0:55:21.035,0:55:23.916
By the way, what was your problem?

0:55:23.916,0:55:26.599
Milo: We have to get to Digitopolis to ask the Mathema-

0:55:26.599,0:55:29.646
Dodecahedron: The only way to get there is through the Numbers Mine.

0:55:29.646,0:55:34.353
Milo: Numbers Mine? But we can't get through there.[br]The entrance is blocked tight.

0:55:34.353,0:55:37.712
Tock: Milo, you remember how you[br]got us out of the Doldrums?

0:55:37.712,0:55:41.462
Milo: Yeah, maybe we can think our way through!

0:55:41.462,0:55:43.966
Dodecahedron: Can you remember any mathematics?

0:55:43.966,0:55:49.790
Milo: Let's see. Things that are equal to the same thing are equal to each other.

0:55:49.790,0:55:54.622
(<i>Wood Cracking</i>)

0:55:56.714,0:56:03.189
Dodecahedron: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 is known as the-

0:56:04.189,0:56:05.467
Milo: Fibonacci Series!

0:56:05.467,0:56:09.312
(<i>Wood Cracking</i>)

0:56:09.312,0:56:12.717
Dodecahedron: Vectors have both magnitude and directions...

0:56:12.717,0:56:15.310
Milo: Scalars have only magnitude!

0:56:15.310,0:56:20.036
(<i>Door Crashes/Crashes on Ground</i>)

0:56:20.036,0:56:22.090
Milo: We did it, we did it!

0:56:22.090,0:56:23.444
Humbug: (<i>Laughs</i>) Yes, yes.

0:56:23.444,0:56:29.139
We handled that brilliantly, my boy.[br]'Tis a good thing we knew the Fibonacci Series, eh?

0:56:29.139,0:56:33.375
(<i>Laughs</i>) Yes, ee-dee.

0:56:33.375,0:56:38.917
(<i>Pleasant Flute Music Plays</i>)

0:56:41.397,0:56:46.095
Milo: Golly. And I used to think numbers[br]weren't important or valuable.

0:56:46.095,0:56:50.659
Mathemagician: Not important? Not valuable?

0:56:50.659,0:56:52.805
Humbug: It's- it's the Mathemagician.

0:56:52.805,0:57:00.827
Mathemagician: By the 4,827, 659 hairs on my head,[br]I'll tell you what's important.

0:57:00.827,0:57:06.148
Mathemagician (<i>singing): You couldn't have 1 fine day without the 1, could you?</i>

0:57:06.148,0:57:11.259
<i>You couldn't have tea for 2 [br]without the 2, could you?</i>

0:57:11.259,0:57:18.359
<i>You couldn't have 3 blind mice[br]without the 3, so you see?</i>

0:57:18.359,0:57:27.572
<i>Numbers are the 4, 5, 6, 7, 8-[br]Wonders of the World!</i>

0:57:27.572,0:57:33.483
<i>If you had a big plan, how would you know how big?[br]Numbers!</i>

0:57:33.483,0:57:39.296
<i>If you had a high hope, how would you know how high? [br]Numbers!</i>

0:57:39.296,0:57:43.506
<i>If you had a deep bog, [br]how would you know how deep?</i>

0:57:43.506,0:57:47.553
<i>If you had a close call, [br]how would you know how close?</i>

0:57:47.553,0:57:51.876
<i>If you had a wide choice, [br]how would you know how wide?</i>

0:57:51.876,0:57:57.825
<i>Numbers! Numbers! That's how! </i>

0:57:57.825,0:58:05.840
<i>Numbers can be decimated, verified, manipulated, carried forward, backward, and replaced.</i>

0:58:05.840,0:58:12.560
<i>Numbers can be added to, subtracted from,[br]divided into, multiplied by, crossed out, and erased.</i>

0:58:12.560,0:58:19.845
<i>But not with words. [br]You're stuck with words.</i>

0:58:19.845,0:58:26.276
Words are things you have to keep, have to watch, have to weigh, have to mind, have to know, have to say.

0:58:26.276,0:58:33.060
<i>(Singing) But it's amazing what a digit or two can do.</i>

0:58:33.060,0:58:41.523
<i>Why anything you cannot figure out,[br]they figure out for you.</i>

0:58:41.523,0:58:45.924
<i>And when troubles mount [br]and they become too much to bear.</i>

0:58:45.924,0:58:48.947
(<i>Bag Drops Heavily</i>)[br]<i>Never Fear.</i>[br]

0:58:48.947,0:58:51.895
(Talking) Just divide them and divide them.

0:58:51.895,0:58:57.875
And divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, and divide 'em, until they disappear.

0:58:59.060,0:59:10.460
<i>Nothing counts like numbers. Numbers! [br]Numbers, wonderful numbers!</i>

0:59:10.460,0:59:15.058
<i>Those Dewey decimal dearies,[br]square root and mix them in series,</i>

0:59:15.058,0:59:19.889
<i>They give the heart inspiration,[br]no words can bring such elation!</i>

0:59:19.889,0:59:26.245
<i>1 to 9, they're the most.[br]Pour the wine, drink a toast to-</i>

0:59:26.245,0:59:31.356
<i>Numbers![br](Music Ends Dramatically)</i>

0:59:32.964,0:59:35.159
Mathemagician: Welcome to my workshop!

0:59:35.159,0:59:37.359
Humbug: Very impressive, Your Majesty.

0:59:37.359,0:59:45.321
But, could you show us the biggest number there is? [br]Heh, heh. That will give him something to figure out.

0:59:45.321,0:59:47.158
Mathemagician: Very well, Sir Humbug.

0:59:47.158,0:59:50.011
What's the biggest number you can think of?

0:59:50.011,0:59:57.861
Humbug: 9,999,999, 000,999 and 9/10.

0:59:57.861,1:00:01.230
Mathemagician: Very good. Now add 1 to it.

1:00:01.230,1:00:03.131
Humbug: Add 1?

1:00:03.131,1:00:10.500
Mathemagician: Now add 1 to that. Add 1 again. Add 1 again. Add 1 again. Add 1 agai-

1:00:10.500,1:00:13.087
Milo: But he'd never be able to stop that way.

1:00:13.087,1:00:18.532
Mathemagician: Never. For the number you hope for is always at least one more than the one you have.

1:00:18.532,1:00:21.552
And that's so large that if you start saying it yesterday,

1:00:21.552,1:00:25.879
you wouldn't finish 'til tomorrow. [br]I hope that's clear to you.

1:00:25.879,1:00:29.727
Milo: Nothing's very clear to me.[br]Here, or in Dictionopolis.

1:00:29.727,1:00:34.235
Mathemagician: (<i>Gruffly</i>) Right! It's all the fault of that wretched brother of mine, King Azaz.

1:00:34.235,1:00:39.664
<i>(Gently)</i> Ever since the little princesses left, [br]nothing make sense.

1:00:39.664,1:00:41.907
<i>(Gruffly)</i> And it's all his fault!

1:00:41.907,1:00:46.980
Milo: <i>(clears throat)</i> If you please sir,[br]we'd like to rescue Rhyme and Reason.

1:00:46.980,1:00:52.910
Mathemagician: (<i>Gruffly</i>) Rescue Rhyme and Reason?![br](<i>Gently</i>) Rescue Rhyme and Reason?

1:00:52.910,1:00:58.721
What a wonderful idea![br](<i>Gruffly</i>) Wait, has Azaz agreed to it?

1:00:58.721,1:01:00.262
Tock: Yes sir, he has.

1:01:00.262,1:01:04.125
Mathemagician: Then I don't. We've never agreed on [br]anything, and we never will.

1:01:04.141,1:01:07.376
Milo: And if I can prove otherwise,[br]can we have permission to go?

1:01:07.376,1:01:09.589
Mathemagician: Of course, of course.

1:01:09.589,1:01:14.830
Milo: Very well then. Now if Azaz agrees with something, then you disagree, correct?

1:01:14.830,1:01:15.844
Mathemagician: Correct.

1:01:15.844,1:01:20.138
Milo: And anything Azaz disagrees with,[br]you agree, is that correct?

1:01:20.138,1:01:21.876
Mathemagician: (<i>blowing</i>) Correct.

1:01:21.876,1:01:25.461
Milo: Then each of you agrees that[br]he will disagree with the other, right?

1:01:25.461,1:01:26.496
Mathemagician: Right.

1:01:26.496,1:01:31.310
Milo: Then you admit that you do agree with Azaz about something. You agree about disagreeing!

1:01:31.310,1:01:33.959
<i>(Surprised Music)</i>

1:01:33.959,1:01:37.143
Mathemagician: I've been tricked![br]

1:01:37.143,1:01:40.969
(<i>Music of Dismay Plays</i>)

1:01:40.969,1:01:45.137
Mathemagician: Again, I want to thank you for showing me how foolish and stupid I've been.

1:01:45.137,1:01:52.474
But this gift can supply you with all the numbers, theorems, equations, and mathematical ideas

1:01:52.474,1:01:59.289
the world has ever known, or ever will know.[br]Use it well, and there is nothing it can't do for you.

1:01:59.289,1:02:00.599
Milo: Thank you!

1:02:00.599,1:02:03.648
Mathemagician: Goodbye and good luck.[br]Milo: Goodbye.

1:02:03.648,1:02:06.464
Mathemagician: Goodbye.[br]Milo: Goodbye!

1:02:06.464,1:02:12.278
(<i>Violin/Tambourine Music Plays</i>)

1:02:23.982,1:02:27.065
Milo: Tock, look! [br]Is that a demon?

1:02:27.065,1:02:29.663
Humbug: Quick, let's go back!

1:02:29.663,1:02:34.912
Tock: No, no, no. That's the man I told you about.[br]That's Chroma the Great.

1:02:34.912,1:02:37.614
The one sane man left in this country.

1:02:37.614,1:02:42.048
Milo: You mean the one who conducts rainbows, [br]and sunrises and sunsets and things?

1:02:42.048,1:02:48.538
Tock: Right. We're lucky. It looks like he's ready to conduct today's sunset. Watch!

1:02:48.538,1:02:53.285
<i>(Birds/Bugs Chirping</i>)

1:02:53.285,1:02:56.979
<i>(Conductor's Baton Raps [br]on Music Stand)</i>

1:02:56.979,1:03:02.209
<i>(Birds/Bugs Continue Chirping)</i>

1:03:05.192,1:03:11.962
<i>(Mystical Music Plays)</i>

1:03:17.669,1:03:23.284
<i>(Music/Chimes Correspond With Movement [br]of Chroma's Fingers</i>)

1:03:33.852,1:03:37.784
(<i>Pleasant Music Plays/Chimes Continue)</i>

1:04:01.536,1:04:04.316
Milo: That was a very beautiful sunset, sir.

1:04:04.316,1:04:09.363
Chroma: Why, thank you my boy. [br]I've only been practicing since the world began.

1:04:09.363,1:04:11.751
Sometime, I'll get it just right.

1:04:11.751,1:04:13.682
Milo: I thought it was perfect.

1:04:13.682,1:04:15.626
Chroma: You ought to see my lightning,[br]and fireworks!

1:04:15.626,1:04:17.597
(<i>Wand Chiming</i>)

1:04:17.597,1:04:22.976
Chroma: (<i>Yawns</i>) Well, good night my boy.

1:04:22.976,1:04:27.185
Oh, don't forget to wake me at 5:23, for the sunrise.

1:04:27.185,1:04:32.441
Oh. I really, really must get some sleep.

1:04:33.421,1:04:37.051
Tock (<i>loud whisper</i>): Milo, Milo! [br]Come on, we're wasting time.

1:04:37.051,1:04:40.595
Milo (<i>loud whisper</i>): I can't! I have to wake [br]Chroma for the sunrise.

1:04:40.595,1:04:43.759
Humbug <i>(loud whisper)</i>: Why don't you conduct [br]the sunrise yourself, Milo?

1:04:43.759,1:04:45.168
<i>(Humbug Laughs Menacingly to Himself)</i>

1:04:45.168,1:04:49.630
Humbug (<i>loud whisper</i>): Save us a lot of time![br]And you won't have to disturb Chroma- at all!

1:04:49.630,1:04:53.795
Milo: Hey, that's a great idea, I'll do it!

1:04:53.795,1:04:59.547
Tock: Why, you fool! What did you tell him to do that for? [br]Do you know what trouble he can-

1:04:59.547,1:05:04.084
<i>(Conductor's Baton Raps[br]on Music Stand)</i>

1:05:17.297,1:05:19.477
Tock: No, Milo. No!

1:05:20.707,1:05:23.706
(<i>Pleasant Music Plays</i>)

1:05:42.905,1:05:48.890
<i>(Frightening Music Begins)</i>

1:05:53.152,1:05:57.604
(<i>Sounds of Explosions</i>)

1:06:02.296,1:06:03.921
(<i>Thunder Clasps</i>)

1:06:03.921,1:06:06.505
(<i>Siren-Like, Warped Music Begins</i>)

1:06:06.505,1:06:07.980
Tock (<i>slow, warped voice</i>): Oh no.

1:06:11.872,1:06:17.485
(Warped Music Continues*)

1:06:18.809,1:06:24.408
Tock: Come on, come on! We have to get out of here [br]before Chroma wakes up.

1:06:24.408,1:06:27.359
<i>(Warped Time is a Gift Music Plays)</i>

1:06:27.359,1:06:32.600
Milo: Now there's no sense any place. [br]And it's all my fault.

1:06:32.600,1:06:37.271
(<i>Warped Adventurous Music Plays</i>)

1:07:02.739,1:07:06.736
Senses Taker: Names? I must have your names [br]before you can proceed.

1:07:06.736,1:07:09.114
Milo: Well uh, this is the Humbug.[br]Senses Taker: Humbug.

1:07:09.114,1:07:10.848
Milo: This is Tock.[br]Senses Taker: Tock.

1:07:10.848,1:07:12.801
Milo: And my name is Milo. Now can we go?

1:07:12.801,1:07:15.983
Senses Taker: Milo. [br]Ooh...I haven't had an "M" in ages.

1:07:15.983,1:07:18.452
Now then, if you'll just tell me:

1:07:18.452,1:07:21.177
when you were born; where you were born; [br]why you we born;

1:07:21.177,1:07:24.021
how old you are; how old you were then; [br]what grade you're in;

1:07:24.021,1:07:26.619
Your shoe size; shirt size; [br]collar size; hat size;

1:07:26.619,1:07:33.747
and the names and bank references of six people who can verify this information- then you can go.

1:07:33.747,1:07:36.006
Milo: What do you need all this for?[br]We're in a hurry.

1:07:36.006,1:07:42.794
Senses Taker: I'm the official Senses (*Census) Taker. I must have this information before I take your senses.

1:07:42.794,1:07:45.502
So now, if you will fill out in triplicate:

1:07:45.502,1:07:49.263
your height; your weight; how many ice cream cones you eat in a week; how many you don't eat in a week;

1:07:49.263,1:07:51.250
Senses Taker: how many you would like-[br]Milo: We can't waste the time. We've got to get to the

1:07:51.250,1:07:55.030
Milo: Castle in the Air! [br](<i>Thunder Roars</i>)

1:07:56.554,1:08:01.496
Senses Taker: That does it! Now I'm going to take your sense of duty, your sense of precaution,

1:08:01.496,1:08:06.845
(<i>Menancing Voice</i>) and especially, [br]your sense of direction.

1:08:06.845,1:08:08.686
(<i>Spinning Music Plays</i>)

1:08:08.686,1:08:13.542
Tock: Milo! The bottle of laughter! Use this bottle [br]of laughter I got from Dr. Dischord.

1:08:13.542,1:08:16.553
He can't take away our sense of humor![br]

1:08:16.553,1:08:22.582
(<i>Bottle Pops Open,[br]Laughing Begins in Car</i>)

1:08:28.658,1:08:30.550
Senses Taker: (<i>Gruffly</i>) Stop That! [br]

1:08:30.550,1:08:35.636
Senses Taker: (<i>Laughs</i>) Stop that, stop that at - [br](<i>Laughs</i>) at- at once.

1:08:36.944,1:08:39.355
(<i>Laughing Continues</i>)

1:08:41.201,1:08:50.541
Senses Taker (<i>Laughing</i>): Stop...stop. [br]Woooo! Heee!

1:08:51.911,1:08:56.621
(<i>Ominous, Adventurous Music Plays</i>)

1:09:04.714,1:09:06.768
Terrible Trivium: Hello, little boy.

1:09:06.768,1:09:07.747
Milo (<i>breathing heavily</i>): Huh?

1:09:07.747,1:09:13.495
Terrible Trivium: Welcome to you, your faithful dog, [br]and that handsome gentleman.

1:09:13.495,1:09:18.122
I'm so terribly happy to see all of you. [br]But before you travel on,

1:09:18.122,1:09:23.212
I wonder if you could spare me a little time, [br]and assist me with a few trivial tasks.

1:09:23.212,1:09:26.246
Humbug: Why of course![br]We're in no hurry.

1:09:26.246,1:09:27.936
Tock (whispering): Don't do it, Milo.

1:09:27.936,1:09:34.021
Milo: But Tock, we need all the friends we can get up here! Besides, it's only for a little while.

1:09:34.021,1:09:38.256
Terrible Trivium: Now young man, if you will take those exquisite tweezers,

1:09:38.256,1:09:42.842
and move this pile of sand from here to here.

1:09:42.842,1:09:43.891
Milo: With these?!

1:09:43.891,1:09:45.657
Terrible Trivium: Of course.

1:09:45.657,1:09:53.091
And you sir, have the privilege of taking this delicate needle and digging a hole through this cliff.

1:09:53.091,1:09:57.755
Humbug: Why, thank you, sir! [br]An exacting assignment, quite worthy of my talents.

1:09:57.755,1:10:00.748
I shall enjoy it to no end.

1:10:00.748,1:10:04.144
Tock (whispering): Don't be a fool, bug! [br]I think this bird is the Terrible Tri-

1:10:04.144,1:10:09.638
Terrible Trivium: And you sir, get to take this eyedropper, [br]and empty that well.

1:10:09.638,1:10:12.713
Milo: But these tasks don't seem very important.

1:10:12.713,1:10:15.032
Terrible Trivium: Of course they're not important.

1:10:15.032,1:10:21.907
If you always do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones.

1:10:21.907,1:10:23.443
Humbug: Right.

1:10:24.427,1:10:28.012
Tock: Now I know who you are, [br]you're the Terrible Trivium!

1:10:28.012,1:10:29.570
Terrible Trivium: Quite correct.

1:10:29.570,1:10:36.503
The Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs. Ogre of wasted effort.

1:10:36.503,1:10:39.239
Milo: Come on, Humbug! Let's get outta here!

1:10:39.239,1:10:43.929
Terrible Trivium: And friend to lazy [br]and foolish people everywhere.

1:10:43.929,1:10:47.317
<i>(Tock Barks Loudly, [br]Terrible Trivium Boings Into Tree)</i>

1:10:47.317,1:10:49.050
Tock: Run Milo, Run!

1:10:49.050,1:10:51.491
<i>Intriguing Jazzy Music Plays</i>

1:10:51.491,1:10:54.516
Terrible Trivium: Come back, come back!

1:10:54.516,1:10:59.519
There are so many things to take away, [br]and things to bring back.

1:10:59.519,1:11:03.009
Humbug: So many stamps to lick, [br]so many pencils to sharpen.

1:11:03.009,1:11:05.767
Terrible Trivium: There are so many holes to dig,

1:11:05.767,1:11:07.491
Humbug: So many nails to straighten,

1:11:07.491,1:11:09.359
Terrible Trivium: so many doodles to doodle.

1:11:09.359,1:11:10.991
Humbug: so many goofs to off.

1:11:10.991,1:11:16.851
Terrible Trivium: Come back! [br]There are so many useless things yet to do.

1:11:16.851,1:11:23.048
Humbug: There are strings to tie, nits to pick, [br]fingernails to bite, paperclips to unbend-

1:11:23.048,1:11:25.535
(<i>Gasps</i>) -Lives to save!

1:11:26.889,1:11:34.570
Demon of Insincerity: Run, run, he's still after us. This way, this way, hurry. I'm your friend. Up here, quickly!

1:11:34.570,1:11:40.535
I'll help ya! Good, good, straight ahead. [br]Hurry! You're doing great.

1:11:40.535,1:11:41.779
Tock: Yeow!

1:11:41.779,1:11:44.070
(<i>Loud Crash on Ground</i>)

1:11:44.070,1:11:47.053
Insincerity: Mwhahaha! Trapped ya, didn't I?

1:11:47.053,1:11:54.778
I'm the long-nosed, green-eyed, curly haired, wide-mouthed, bowlegged, big-footed monster.

1:11:54.778,1:12:03.195
And if I do say so myself, I'm one of the most dreaded fiends in the whole wide wilderness! Bwhahaha!

1:12:03.195,1:12:05.522
Humbug: It sounds like we're doomed.

1:12:05.522,1:12:09.955
Milo: "Sounds" is right.[br]If there's one thing I've learned around here,

1:12:09.955,1:12:12.657
it's that people aren't always what they say they are.

1:12:12.657,1:12:17.715
Insincerity: With awful hideous me here, [br]you wouldn't dare try to escape. Bwhahaha!

1:12:17.715,1:12:22.451
Why I'll tear anyone apart that tries to get out of there.

1:12:22.451,1:12:27.749
For I'm the long-nosed, green-eyed, curly-haired,[br]wide-mouthed, thick-necked, broad-shouldered,

1:12:27.749,1:12:35.475
roundbodied, short-armed, bowlegged, big-footed monster. One false move and I'll...(looks at Milo)

1:12:35.475,1:12:43.988
I"ll..I- I'll, I'll chew up the lot of ya. I'll rip ya to ribbons. [br]I'll turn ya to hamburger, I'll- I'll,

1:12:43.988,1:12:48.303
(<i>Milo Taps Fingers and Whistles</i>) [br](<i>Discouraged</i>) Actually, I'm the Demon of Insincerity.

1:12:48.303,1:12:54.480
I don't mean what I say. I don't mean what I do. [br]I- I'm just mean, I guess.

1:12:54.480,1:12:59.132
Now you had to go and spoil everything! [br]

1:12:59.132,1:13:02.716
(<i>Insincerity Cries Loudly</i>)

1:13:02.716,1:13:08.702
Humbug: Well, if he's typical of the monsters around here, we have nothing to worry about. [br]

1:13:08.702,1:13:12.826
(<i>Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

1:13:12.826,1:13:16.119
Tock: It's the Gelatinous Giant![br]

1:13:16.119,1:13:24.863
Gelatinous Giant (<i>Booming Voice</i>): And what have we here? Aha! I see! Breakfast.

1:13:24.863,1:13:27.062
Milo: Wait! I have a better idea.

1:13:27.062,1:13:34.172
Gelatinous Giant: An Idea? Ahh. [br]If there is one thing I can't swallow, it's an idea.

1:13:34.172,1:13:38.804
Milo: Well, it just so happens that I have a bag full [br]of all the ideas in the world right here.

1:13:38.804,1:13:46.121
Gelatinous Giant: No. No, no, no! Don't open it! [br]Leave well enough alone.

1:13:46.121,1:13:50.862
Don't take chances. [br]Keep things as they are.

1:13:50.862,1:14:05.334
(<i>Voice Slows Down/Fades While Melting</i>) [br]Changes are so... frightening. No...new...ideas.

1:14:07.488,1:14:11.158
Milo: Tock, Humbug, look! [br]

1:14:11.158,1:14:12.751
(<i>Magical Music Plays</i>)

1:14:12.751,1:14:16.790
Milo: The Castle in the Air. [br]At last, we've made it! We've made it!

1:14:16.790,1:14:20.853
Humbug: Yahaha! Vic-tory! [br]Haha! Victory at last.

1:14:20.853,1:14:23.848
Tock: We've done it! [br]Humbug: Perseverance Prevailed!

1:14:23.848,1:14:26.606
Milo: No problems, clear sailing![br]

1:14:26.606,1:14:32.856
(<i>Monsters Growl in Background,[br]Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

1:14:35.548,1:14:39.346
(<i>Milo Screeches to a Halt)[br](Demons Breathe Heavily)</i>

1:14:39.346,1:14:41.308
Tock: The Demons of Ignorance.

1:14:41.308,1:14:46.814
Demons: Down with the enemies of ignorance! [br]There they are, get 'em!

1:14:46.814,1:14:52.584
Tock: There's a Horrible Hopping Hindsight. [br]And the Gorgons of Hate and Malice.

1:14:52.584,1:14:55.897
There's the Threadbare Excuse. [br]

1:14:55.897,1:14:59.901
Humbug: (<i>laughing nervously</i>) [br]Wha- Wha- What are we going to do now?

1:14:59.901,1:15:04.156
Milo: Do? Why we're going to make a stand right here.

1:15:04.156,1:15:09.950
(<i>Menacing Music Plays)</i>

1:15:09.950,1:15:12.528
Humbug: I think jumping might be safer.

1:15:12.528,1:15:18.837
Milo: King Azaz and the Mathemagician said there's nothing I can't do if I use words and numbers right.

1:15:18.837,1:15:25.438
And I have a hunch if I use 'em together, [br]that I can do anything. Now, who's first?

1:15:25.438,1:15:27.866
Tock: There's the Hideous Two-Faced Hypocrite.

1:15:27.866,1:15:32.567
Milo: Two-Faced Hypocrite. Hmm, let's see.

1:15:32.567,1:15:36.053
V for victory over a Two-Faced Hypocrite.

1:15:36.053,1:15:41.865
Now, if you take away the two faces, that leaves V/(h).

1:15:41.865,1:15:44.387
(<i>Bag Jingles</i>)

1:15:44.726,1:15:47.970
Forthright. This should be the answer.

1:15:47.970,1:15:50.598
All we need is a 4.

1:15:50.598,1:15:54.843
(<i>4 Stretches, Dramatic, Fast-Paced Music Plays</i>) [br]

1:15:54.843,1:15:57.229
(<i>Loud Crash</i>)

1:16:00.660,1:16:07.475
Humbug: Well done, my boy. Well done. [br]If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a hypocrite.

1:16:07.475,1:16:10.781
Tock: Milo, quick! [br]It's the Overbearing Know-it-all.

1:16:10.781,1:16:13.585
Overbearing Know-it-all: You should have stayed home [br]and minded your own business.

1:16:13.585,1:16:17.054
You'll never listen to your betters.[br]I tried to tell you, but oh no.

1:16:17.054,1:16:21.041
(<i>Snarles</i>). Heh-heh, [br]I'm always right about these things.

1:16:21.041,1:16:27.036
Milo: I think I know just the word for him. Humility. [br]This should do the job nicely.

1:16:27.036,1:16:30.038
(<i>4 Stretches, Whizzing Noise</i>)

1:16:30.038,1:16:31.521
Overbearing Know-it-all: i told you! I told you!

1:16:31.521,1:16:33.325
(<i>Boom</i>)

1:16:34.248,1:16:37.448
(<i>Air Releases From Overbearing Know-it-all</i>)

1:16:37.448,1:16:39.772
(<i>Explosion</i>)

1:16:39.772,1:16:44.796
Terrible Trivium: There are so many things to take away, [br]and things to bring back.

1:16:44.796,1:16:51.719
So many holes to dig, so many doodles to doodle, [br]so many useless things yet to do.

1:16:51.719,1:16:58.181
<i>(Frightening, Fast-Paced Music Plays)</i>

1:16:58.181,1:17:01.392
(<i>Cannon Sounds</i>) [br]

1:17:02.422,1:17:03.666
Terrible Trivium: Oh no.

1:17:03.666,1:17:04.878
(<i>Loud Bang</i>)

1:17:07.431,1:17:11.378
(<i>Daunting Music Plays)</i>

1:17:12.515,1:17:17.401
<i>(Thunder Roars, Dramatic Music Continues)</i>

1:17:23.693,1:17:26.164
Tock: Run everybody, run!

1:17:26.164,1:17:29.865
(<i>Dramatic Music Continues,[br]Demon(s) Growl</i>)

1:17:36.082,1:17:38.583
(<i>Zap from Tail</i>)

1:17:46.002,1:17:50.981
(<i>Tock Barks Loudly,[br]Dramatic Music Continues</i>)

1:17:50.981,1:17:57.256
<i>(Demon(s) Claw Slams On Ground)</i>

1:17:57.256,1:18:00.507
(<i>Bag Rustling</i>)

1:18:01.737,1:18:05.483
(<i>Demon(s) Growl)</i>

1:18:05.483,1:18:10.211
<i>(Weapon Whirring)</i>

1:18:10.211,1:18:15.324
<i>(Dramatic Music)</i>

1:18:15.324,1:18:23.222
Demon(s): Nooo! Nooo!

1:18:26.836,1:18:34.064
Milo: Tock, Tock. Are you alright? [br]Please, say something Tock.

1:18:34.064,1:18:36.784
Please tick or something.

1:18:38.215,1:18:44.060
He's not ticking! [br]Oh Humbug, his main spring's broken.

1:18:44.060,1:18:50.136
He stopped ticking. You'll have to watch him now. [br]I've to get Rhyme and Reason.

1:18:50.136,1:18:53.219
Humbug: Hurry, Milo. Hurry!

1:18:54.496,1:18:58.839
(<i>Fancy Music Plays</i>)

1:19:24.340,1:19:27.592
Reason: Welcome, Milo, to the Castle in the Air.

1:19:27.592,1:19:32.855
Milo: But- but how do you know who I am? [br]And I mean, are you the princesses?

1:19:32.855,1:19:38.387
Reason: Yes, my dear. [br]This is my sister, the Princess of Sweet Rhyme.

1:19:38.387,1:19:41.812
And I am called the Princess of Pure Reason.

1:19:41.812,1:19:46.286
Rhyme: And as for knowing who you are, [br]why- we sent for you.

1:19:46.286,1:19:48.311
Milo: Se- Sent for me?

1:19:48.311,1:19:53.361
Rhyme: Yes. You see Milo, we had to find a boy [br]who was so bored

1:19:53.361,1:20:00.506
he would go anywhere and do almost anything to get away from it all. Only such a boy could rescue us.

1:20:00.506,1:20:09.277
Reason: But he also had to have courage. And curiosity. [br]And kindness. That's why we chose you.

1:20:09.277,1:20:14.622
Milo: But you don't know! I've made so many mistakes! [br]I've messed up the whole sky and I've-

1:20:14.622,1:20:17.235
Rhyme: Never feel badly about making mistakes.

1:20:17.235,1:20:21.394
Reason: Because often you'll learn more by being wrong for the right reasons-

1:20:21.394,1:20:24.568
Rhyme: than you do by being right [br]for the wrong reasons.

1:20:24.568,1:20:31.779
Milo: What about Tock? He's broken! Or dead, or rundown. Or whatever watchdogs do.

1:20:31.779,1:20:33.798
We've gotta help him!

1:20:33.798,1:20:36.569
Reason: We can help everyone now, Milo.

1:20:36.569,1:20:40.730
Milo: You mean now that King Azaz and the Mathemagician have agreed to disagree-

1:20:40.730,1:20:47.763
Rhyme: Yes, Milo. Now that you have helped them to understand how foolish they were to disagree at all.

1:20:47.763,1:20:51.568
Milo: But how can we get down? [br]The stairway is gone!

1:20:51.568,1:20:55.431
Rhyme: I think you mean, "whether" we can get down, [br]don't you, Milo?

1:20:55.431,1:21:00.666
Because, unless I'm mistaken, [br]here comes your old friend the Whether Man.

1:21:00.666,1:21:05.995
Whether Man: Well now, well now, well now, if it isn't the little boy who got lost trying to find his way.

1:21:05.995,1:21:12.193
Expect everything I always say, and the unexpected never happens. Eh, but never mind that.

1:21:12.193,1:21:18.977
What you really need now is a "how," isn't it? [br]And perhaps a- a "here" to go with it.

1:21:18.977,1:21:22.713
With a "here's how," you can do anything!

1:21:22.713,1:21:26.819
Oh, and it's also an excellent way of [br]getting from one place to another.

1:21:26.819,1:21:29.388
(<i>Upbeat Music Plays</i>)

1:21:29.388,1:21:34.203
Milo: Here's how. [br](<i>Floating. Magic Music Plays</i>)

1:21:48.084,1:21:53.996
(<i>Tock Begins Ticking)</i>[br]

1:21:53.996,1:21:57.754
<i>(Tock's Alarm Sounds)</i>

1:21:57.754,1:22:02.655
Milo: Tock, oh Tock! (<i>Laughing</i>) You're alright![br]

1:22:02.655,1:22:04.141
(<i>Tock Licks Milo</i>)

1:22:04.141,1:22:07.798
Humbug: Heh! Egad! [br]I'm gorgeous!

1:22:07.798,1:22:12.380
Whether Man: Come along, come along, come along! [br]We don't want to miss the great celebration!

1:22:21.750,1:22:27.969
<i>(Tock's Alarm Sounds, Tock Turns it Off)</i>[br]<i>(Time is a Gift Plays Double Tempo In Background)</i>

1:22:27.969,1:22:34.475
Tock: I really thought I busted my mainspring that time. [br]Are you alright, lad?

1:22:34.475,1:22:40.502
Milo: Oh yes! And look Tock. Rhyme and Reason are straightening out the mess I made of the sky.

1:22:40.502,1:22:43.626
(<i>Dramatic Music Plays</i>)

1:22:43.626,1:22:48.410
(<i>Chroma Snoring Lightly</i>)

1:22:48.410,1:22:52.545
Chroma: Oh. 5:23. Right on time.

1:22:52.545,1:22:57.223
(<i>Dramatic Music Continues</i>)

1:23:05.172,1:23:11.581
<i>Choir Singing: Henceforth, and forthwith, [br]Let it be known by all men,</i>

1:23:11.581,1:23:18.193
<i>That Rhyme and Reason [br]reign once more!</i>[br]

1:23:18.193,1:23:24.789
<i>Time is made the most of now![br](Tock Joins Choir): Even seconds count!</i>

1:23:24.789,1:23:31.755
<i>Time we save, we boast of now[br]As our savings mount.</i>

1:23:31.755,1:23:38.585
<i>(Shrift Joins Singing) Henceforth, and forthwith,[br]Let it be known by all...</i>

1:23:38.585,1:23:41.960
Shrift: Everyone's innocent until proven guilty. [br](<i>Siren Begins</i>)

1:23:41.960,1:23:45.797
Shrift: Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent! (<i>Shrift's voice fades)</i>

1:23:45.797,1:23:52.292
<i>Choir: Rhyme and Reason Reign Once More![br]Dodecahedron: Rhyme and Reason Reign Once More!</i>

1:23:52.292,1:23:58.784
<i>Choir/Humbug: Herewith and Therewith, [br]Let everyone take note now,</i>

1:23:58.784,1:24:05.401
(Whether Man Joins Singing with Humbug/Choir):[br]That sense and sanity prevail!*

1:24:05.401,1:24:08.600
Chroma: When we look, we see again.

1:24:08.600,1:24:18.751
<i>KAD: Listen and we hear! (Horn Honks)[br]Melody flows free again, Dischords disappear.</i>

1:24:18.751,1:24:25.760
<i>Which/Choir: Herewith and Therewith,[br]Let it be known by all,</i>

1:24:25.760,1:24:30.129
Bee: A-L-L. All!

1:24:30.129,1:24:39.777
<i>Choir: Sense and sanity prevail![br]Choir/Which: Sense and sanity prevail!</i>

1:24:39.777,1:24:47.181
<i>Choir: Henceforth and forthwith,[br]Let it be known by each man,</i>

1:24:47.181,1:24:54.196
<i>That Rhyme and Reason reign once more...[br](Choir Fades)</i>

1:24:54.196,1:24:58.286
Azaz: Numbers all add up again.[br](<i>Choir: Numbers all add up again.)</i>

1:24:58.286,1:25:01.898
Mathemagician: Words are for the wise. [br](<i>Choir: Words are for the wise.)</i>

1:25:01.898,1:25:05.867
<i>Soldiers (in union): Hark! We're one with cup again!</i>[br]Soldier Five: Cheers!

1:25:05.867,1:25:08.962
<i>Azaz/Mathemagician: Reason's on the rise!</i>

1:25:08.962,1:25:18.069
<i>Cast/Choir: Henceforth and forthwith,[br]Let it be known by all...</i>

1:25:18.069,1:25:25.460
<i>Choir: Rhyme and Reason reign once more,</i>[br]<i>Sense and sanity prevail...</i>

1:25:25.460,1:25:38.887
<i>Choir: Rhyme and Reason reign once more</i>[br](<i>Rhyme and Reason reign once more....</i>)

1:25:38.887,1:25:41.953
(<i>Music Concludes Dramatically)</i>

1:25:41.953,1:25:47.733
(<i>Traveling/Spinning Music</i>)

1:25:49.472,1:25:50.941
(<i>Crash</i>)

1:25:50.941,1:25:55.609
(<i>Spinning Music Plays</i>)

1:25:56.901,1:26:00.125
(<i>Tollbooth Horn Honks Loudly)</i>

1:26:00.125,1:26:10.277
(<i>Tollbooth Makes Bubbling Noises [br]As It Disappears</i>)

1:26:10.277,1:26:18.398
(<i>Mysterious Music Plays</i>)

1:26:28.906,1:26:32.725
Ralph: Where are you Milo? Milo!

1:26:32.725,1:26:35.160
Milo: Ralph? Are you still there?!

1:26:35.160,1:26:37.414
Ralph: Where have you been for the last five minutes?

1:26:37.414,1:26:42.236
Milo: Where've I been the last five minutes? [br]Five minutes?! Ralph, are you crazy?

1:26:42.236,1:26:46.106
Ralph: Well I was waiting![br]Milo: Just listen, can't ya understand, I've just come

1:26:46.106,1:26:53.430
Milo: back from the most wonderful place in the world. [br]And Ralph, guess what? I messed up a sunrise.

1:26:53.430,1:26:56.484
Ralph: That's silly! How do you mess up a sunrise?

1:26:56.484,1:27:03.988
Milo: Well somebody has to conduct it. How else would you get the reds and the oranges and the yellows?

1:27:03.988,1:27:08.637
Ralph? Are you listenin'? [br]Ralph, are you there?

1:27:08.637,1:27:12.863
Ralph: I can't talk to you now. [br]There's something funny in my bedroom.

1:27:12.863,1:27:15.391
Milo: Something funny in your bedroom?

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Ralph: Yeah! [br]It's a big box.

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Milo: A big box?

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(<i>Climatic Music Plays</i>)

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Milo: Oh boy.

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Female Choir: <i>Time is a gift, precious and rare,[br]take it and make of it all you can, use all you-</i>

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<i>Male Choir: Eyes are a gift, given to you, [br]Given to give you the world to see-</i>

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<i>Female Choir: Life is a gift, given to you, [br]Given to give you the time you need.</i>

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<i>Choir: No hope is too high, Milo.</i>

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(<i>Hopeful Music</i>)

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(<i>Milo, Open Your Eyes [br]Music Begins)</i>

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<i>Choir: No hope is too high, Milo. [br]No dream too big to dream.</i>

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<i>You can climb a clould,[br]to a sunshine beat.</i>[br]

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<i>Polish up your silver spoon, [br]say the word and call the tune.</i>

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<i>All the world's your great balloon,[br]Come and catch the moon...</i>

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<i>Milo, open your eyes.</i>

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<i>Look around you and see,[br]See how wonderful life can be...</i>

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<i>Milo...[br]Milo...</i>

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<i>1969 MGM Theme Plays</i>