1 00:00:00,740 --> 00:00:03,860 (sarcastically) I love when they start playing Christmas music in October. 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:05,210 Shut up! 3 00:00:07,487 --> 00:00:11,087 Man, it's been great having such a nice and peaceful Christmas this year. 4 00:00:11,087 --> 00:00:14,238 Yep, totally uneventful. 5 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:16,139 Yeah. 6 00:00:17,169 --> 00:00:19,237 - Yeah. - Yeah. 7 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:25,247 (sighs) I mean, I guess I miss our crazy adventures a little bit. 8 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,925 Yeah, they could have done with a little bit more violence. 9 00:00:27,925 --> 00:00:29,505 Yeah, maybe a little bit more nudity. 10 00:00:29,505 --> 00:00:30,785 Yeah, I should take my pants off. 11 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:32,748 No, dude! What's- why- what's wrong with you?! 12 00:00:32,748 --> 00:00:34,051 Keep those on! 13 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:35,501 Okay, I'm sorry. 14 00:00:35,501 --> 00:00:39,051 It's just that this year's Christmas has just been so boring. 15 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:41,956 (sighs) Yeah. 16 00:00:42,056 --> 00:00:44,691 If only today were more like an animated Christmas special 17 00:00:44,691 --> 00:00:48,456 or something, then we'd have a crazy awesome adventure for sure! 18 00:00:48,628 --> 00:00:52,998 Yeah... You know what? That sounds like a job for our... 19 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:57,998 (Together) Imaginations! 20 00:00:58,284 --> 00:01:01,134 Holy Betty White's ballsack! It worked! 21 00:01:01,134 --> 00:01:04,561 Aw yeah! Now that we're animated, anything goes! 22 00:01:04,561 --> 00:01:06,710 Check it out, I can fly! 23 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,139 - (thump) - (Anthony groans) 24 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:13,240 (muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how it works in this animation. 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,177 It's all good, man. 26 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:17,624 I'm sure something crazy exciting is about to happen, any second now. 27 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:18,993 (knocking) 28 00:01:18,993 --> 00:01:20,343 Aha! See! 29 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,083 Told you, somebody knocked on the door. 30 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,933 That's f**king exciting. Let's run to it! 31 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,973 (panting, laughter) 32 00:01:25,973 --> 00:01:28,363 Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom with no clothes on! 33 00:01:28,466 --> 00:01:30,726 Hey guys, Merry Christmas! 34 00:01:31,144 --> 00:01:34,014 (Ian) Eeh, no... 35 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:37,084 Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously? 36 00:01:37,084 --> 00:01:40,544 (Stevie) Guys, you know I saw you, and can still hear you, right? 37 00:01:40,704 --> 00:01:42,114 Come on, let me in! 38 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:44,834 I'm freezing my holly jolly butthole out here! 39 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,544 Shut the hell up, Stevie! 40 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,296 Wait a second... 41 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:50,519 Did you see the size of that big-ass present? 42 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:51,583 Yeah, you think it was for us? 43 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,813 I mean obviously it's for us. He doesn't have any other friends. 44 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:57,013 Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't even get him anything. 45 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:59,245 Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend that he doesn't even exist. 46 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:00,623 - Yeah, just like your herpes. - What? 47 00:02:00,623 --> 00:02:04,453 (Stevie) Guys, seriously? I can still hear you! 48 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:08,055 If we want that gift, I guess we're going to have to get him a gift too. 49 00:02:08,363 --> 00:02:10,043 We need to get Stevie a present! 50 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:13,183 Yeah, but dude, it's Christmas Day. All the stores are closed. 51 00:02:13,183 --> 00:02:15,253 F**cking lazy-ass union workers! 52 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:17,873 I know, get back to your job, idiots! 53 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:19,957 If we wanna get whatever's inside Stevie's box, 54 00:02:19,957 --> 00:02:21,223 we're gonna need a Christmas miracle. 55 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:23,921 That sounds really wrong, but I'm gonna try something. 56 00:02:23,975 --> 00:02:27,303 Oh great scary, omniscient Gods of the holiday season, 57 00:02:27,303 --> 00:02:28,861 we implore you! 58 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:31,330 Please bring us a present to give to Stevie 59 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:35,729 so that we may avoid the social awkwardness and embarrassment! 60 00:02:37,569 --> 00:02:39,250 Raaar! 61 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,554 I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish! 62 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:45,424 Ahh! Big-ass furry naked thing covered in fur! 63 00:02:45,424 --> 00:02:46,864 Kill it, kill it! 64 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:48,891 Dude, no! He's here to help us! 65 00:02:48,891 --> 00:02:52,781 Right you are. Here, give this gift to your pal, Stacey. 66 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,831 (muffled) My name is Stevie! 67 00:02:55,334 --> 00:02:58,124 Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur! 68 00:02:58,124 --> 00:03:01,764 Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing! 69 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,891 Raaar! I am a yeti! 70 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:06,456 Now our house looks like a pride parade. 71 00:03:06,456 --> 00:03:10,200 Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't make our floor look like Kesha's butthole. 72 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,790 Dude, don't freak out. That's why we got the Roomba. 73 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,530 It works perfectly fine! 74 00:03:14,706 --> 00:03:16,626 (crashing) 75 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:18,816 Raaar! Not this stuff! 76 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:20,495 It's the kind of glittery confetti 77 00:03:20,495 --> 00:03:23,174 that really gets stuck good and deep into the rug! 78 00:03:23,174 --> 00:03:25,775 You'll be finding little pieces of it in there for weeks! 79 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:27,085 Ra-aar! 80 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:29,535 (sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great. 81 00:03:29,535 --> 00:03:31,165 (sarcastically) Super. 82 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,570 Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling 83 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:37,600 in my hands, feet, and testicles. 84 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:40,040 Sh-Should I be worried? 85 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,980 Raaar. Why don't you let your pal Stanley in, 86 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:44,170 and give him his present? 87 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,200 Hell yeah! He's gonna love this! 88 00:03:47,497 --> 00:03:48,487 Thanks guys! 89 00:03:48,487 --> 00:03:50,963 I was always totally 70 percent sure 90 00:03:50,963 --> 00:03:54,119 you wouldn't let me die of hypothermia out there! (Laughs) 91 00:03:54,119 --> 00:03:56,465 Of course not, Stevie! Now here's your gift. 92 00:03:56,465 --> 00:04:00,405 Which we put tons of thought and care into and purchased way in advance. 93 00:04:00,661 --> 00:04:02,431 A present for me?! 94 00:04:02,431 --> 00:04:04,101 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 95 00:04:04,101 --> 00:04:04,911 (rumbling) 96 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,691 (laughing) 97 00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:06,361 Ahh! 98 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:08,820 What the fudge-covered Jesus is that thing?! 99 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,130 Oh my gosh, he's adorable! 100 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:14,183 I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive! 101 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:16,825 Get your f**king hands off me, fatty! 102 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:18,675 Death to all! 103 00:04:18,815 --> 00:04:19,555 (glass shatters) 104 00:04:19,555 --> 00:04:23,475 May the blood of the living rain down for eons to come! 105 00:04:23,475 --> 00:04:26,905 You know there's something about that gingerbread man I just don't like. 106 00:04:26,905 --> 00:04:30,645 Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living raining down for eons to come. 107 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,625 I mean, he didn't even get my name right. It's Ian, not Eon! 108 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,565 And why does he want me to come? 109 00:04:35,565 --> 00:04:38,275 I've got a very bad feeling about this... 110 00:04:38,893 --> 00:04:40,153 It's okay, guys! 111 00:04:40,153 --> 00:04:42,573 I'm just happy you got me a present this year! 112 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:45,013 (gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades? 113 00:04:45,213 --> 00:04:46,883 (car alarm, laughing) 114 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:49,067 (laughing) 115 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:51,007 Dude, seriously! What the hell is your deal? 116 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:53,767 Raaar! You dumbasses! 117 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:57,767 Didn't you know you should never trust a yeti at Christmas! 118 00:04:57,929 --> 00:05:00,649 We can't stand all the joyfulness and cheers! 119 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:02,309 Ho-ho-hold on. 120 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,422 Don't you dare knock on Cheers! 121 00:05:04,422 --> 00:05:06,085 Ted Danson is the sh*t! 122 00:05:06,085 --> 00:05:08,453 Oh god, what's that thing doing now? 123 00:05:08,543 --> 00:05:09,951 (flames crackle) 124 00:05:11,371 --> 00:05:13,369 He's infecting all the other cookies! 125 00:05:13,369 --> 00:05:15,179 They're gonna kill us all! 126 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:17,220 But they're so cute! 127 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,631 Yeah, you are all totally boned. 128 00:05:19,811 --> 00:05:23,121 Mind if I ride out this wave of gingerbread zombies on your couch? 129 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:24,930 (sighs) 130 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:28,893 (channel changing) Nope, nope, seen it, nope. 131 00:05:29,173 --> 00:05:32,534 (Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys subscribe to all the channels! 132 00:05:32,534 --> 00:05:34,435 - (porn star) Mmm. You get dat, girl. - (woman moans) 133 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:35,377 Seen it. 134 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,887 Alright! Here we go! 135 00:05:36,897 --> 00:05:38,883 When picnics go wrong! 136 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:40,293 This show's my jam. 137 00:05:40,655 --> 00:05:44,445 (maniacal laughing, car alarms) 138 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,665 Merry Christmas, bitches! 139 00:05:47,665 --> 00:05:49,285 Die slowly! 140 00:05:49,285 --> 00:05:53,005 You know, I feel partially responsible for this. 141 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:55,375 And I'm starting to think that yeti is a total d-bag. 142 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:58,115 (TV) I say Judy, these sandwiches are delicious. 143 00:05:58,115 --> 00:06:01,175 - (monster roaring) - Ahh! He's eating my face! 144 00:06:01,175 --> 00:06:02,575 (laughing) 145 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:07,815 It's funny, because they're all hideously disfigured! Hahaha! 146 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:09,605 - Anthony, what the hell are we going to do? - (sirens outside) 147 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:12,175 I don't know, but we've gotta act fast. 148 00:06:12,175 --> 00:06:14,855 It's not like we've got a whole week to think of a plan. 149 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:22,070 ♪ (Christmas music) ♪ 150 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,165 Oh my god, a cliffhanger! 151 00:06:24,165 --> 00:06:25,895 While you're waiting for part 2, 152 00:06:25,895 --> 00:06:28,745 click the video on the right to watch another animation by the same people 153 00:06:28,745 --> 00:06:31,305 that helped make this episode. It's called Alfred and Poe 154 00:06:31,305 --> 00:06:33,385 and it's hilarious, I promise, click it. 155 00:06:33,385 --> 00:06:36,145 My weapon of choice is the crossbow. Choose yours! 156 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:39,295 - (screaming) - Whoops, oh god.. 157 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:42,065 And click the video on the left to see behind-the-scenes from this episode, 158 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:45,219 and watch us tell you our top five Christmas movies. 159 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:48,089 And we try to sing some Christmas carols. 160 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:50,400 And we're really, really, really good at it. 161 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:53,170 ♪ Up on the rooftop, click, click, click ♪ 162 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:56,029 ♪ Down with Santa, suck your d**ck ♪ 163 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:56,753 Oh. 164 00:06:56,753 --> 00:07:01,323 Click subscribe if you don't want me to freeze my holly jolly butthole off!