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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by @Palabrsky
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.77,0:00:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.44,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff your muffins and slam your\Nscones, zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.81,0:00:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a\Nbunch of Brunch Crunch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.06,0:00:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brunchables. Brunch up your brunch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.11,0:01:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our top story: Crunch went Brian D's underdog dreams,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.71,0:01:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.07,0:01:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.73,0:01:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peep this replay of him going "eggs Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.63,0:01:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of\Npizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.84,0:01:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already told you, it was just a coincidence!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.17,0:01:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't she amazing, dude?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.44,0:01:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are great together.\NYou would never betray one another.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.51,0:01:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man, I suck. You're still beaten up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.57,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah. Laughs. I'm over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.34,0:01:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.41,0:02:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carpe Diem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.66,0:02:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carpe Diem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.50,0:02:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get to class.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That last pun felt a little half baked, shot bot. But one thing's for sure:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.54,0:02:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.88,0:02:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.23,0:02:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.44,0:03:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I helped my parents design this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.76,0:03:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.82,0:03:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.31,0:03:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You already made me quite the Brian D. [Laughter.]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.72,0:03:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.03,0:03:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Oooh! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.24,0:03:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't even listen to him, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.61,0:03:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted, please, I don't even.know what that means.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.52,0:03:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn that was --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.67,0:03:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted? Ted!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.19,0:03:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.47,0:03:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.97,0:03:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fine. I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.34,0:03:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've seen them haven't you, Theodore?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.68,0:03:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Drift King.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.86,0:03:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The visions. What are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.17,0:04:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merely a side effect...of drift fever!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.32,0:04:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got the blood, Ted! You can't escape this now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.40,0:04:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.32,0:04:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.56,0:04:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.98,0:04:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future away on this dying sport?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.07,0:04:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me in the eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.34,0:04:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.06,0:04:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.92,0:04:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The churning in your chest as you hear those three magical words:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.45,0:04:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEW LAP RECORD!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.34,0:04:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got .. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class. Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.31,0:04:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's on thursday.\NI don't care. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.13,0:04:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.94,0:05:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.33,0:05:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.59,0:05:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.28,0:05:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you? [Shrieks]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.52,0:05:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there, champ. How are you holding up?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.98,0:05:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, great, yeah totally great.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.57,0:05:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school. Those guys really knew how to haze.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.62,0:05:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.71,0:06:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! [Fakes a laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.91,0:06:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...you good?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.21,0:06:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.66,0:06:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.19,0:06:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm by myself, but that's great. [Chuckles] Yeah, no, everything is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.47,0:06:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. I have to go set up for practice. But...I'm glad that you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.66,0:06:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...doing great! Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.73,0:06:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll catch you later, babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.86,0:06:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really am d.. Aah! Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.16,0:06:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brian D! My office! Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.10,0:06:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The school took a risk on you, Brian.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.74,0:07:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.21,0:07:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage. But I figure with try-outs still right around the corner --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.28,0:07:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.05,0:07:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're one point away from expulsion.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.29,0:07:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Administration doesn't like those odds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.70,0:07:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.61,0:07:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying you're circling the drain.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.13,0:07:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.54,0:07:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.01,0:07:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.93,0:07:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to leave VGHS.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.66,0:07:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.91,0:08:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tough day, Brian?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.71,0:08:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hey, Games! What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.78,0:08:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wondering if you dropped this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.91,0:08:36.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you get that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.90,0:08:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's a funny story.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.62,0:08:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.73,0:08:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my favorite game!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.04,0:08:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No baby. That's our favorite game.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.43,0:08:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great. Well, enjoy the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.40,0:09:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.76,0:09:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mimicking in a weak voice] "Oh, I like you, but I don't have the balls to say so" note. Or per chance, the Law will succumb to your...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.26,0:09:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..."Don Juan-tay" marksmanship.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.83,0:09:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.30,0:09:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is ridiculous!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.15,0:09:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my time in the spotlight, Brian! And you're standing in my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.47,0:09:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Game's time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.97,0:09:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa-hoa-hoa! [Laughs] It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. [Laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.53,0:09:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, Games? You want the spotlight?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.34,0:09:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.18,0:09:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we're going to throw it down. I'm gonna stomp your face.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.07,0:09:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.60,0:09:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.92,0:09:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.87,0:09:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured you'd say something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.65,0:09:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assault rifles?\NAhh, let's get an SMG in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.01,0:10:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You funeral. Best of three?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.14,0:10:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First to five!\NGame's on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.31,0:10:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hoa, hoa, hoa. See ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.94,0:11:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm destroying you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.78,0:11:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here?\NSaving your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.28,0:11:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, it's a little late for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.14,0:11:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit, Brian! What the Hell are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.17,0:11:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm leaving on my own accord.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.58,0:11:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.49,0:11:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you can blame me. You can blame the whole damn school.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.14,0:12:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But right here, right now, it is all on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.42,0:12:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.42,0:13:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...but it was Games' time!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.80,0:13:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't over Brian D. Cronies, let's roll.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.70,0:13:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for the assist.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.04,0:13:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.78,0:13:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.57,0:14:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.50,0:14:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, good luck with that captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.98,0:14:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.46,0:14:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.