1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,047 Subtitles by @Palabrsky 2 00:00:12,769 --> 00:00:46,445 ♪ 3 00:00:46,445 --> 00:00:50,730 Stuff your muffins and slam your scones, zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break. 4 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:53,813 Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal. 5 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:57,059 Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch! 6 00:00:57,059 --> 00:00:59,108 Brunchables. Brunch up your brunch! 7 00:00:59,108 --> 00:01:02,712 Our top story: Crunch went Brian D's underdog dreams, 8 00:01:02,712 --> 00:01:07,066 as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated 9 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,731 in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law. 10 00:01:09,731 --> 00:01:15,306 Peep this replay of him going "eggs Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix. 11 00:01:30,629 --> 00:01:36,837 Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche". 12 00:01:36,837 --> 00:01:39,168 I already told you, it was just a coincidence! 13 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:41,439 Isn't she amazing, dude? 14 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:46,506 You guys are great together. You would never betray one another. 15 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:51,568 Oh, man, I suck. You're still beaten up over that Jenny Matrix thing? 16 00:01:51,568 --> 00:01:54,325 Nah. Laughs. I'm over it. 17 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:58,468 That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem. 18 00:02:00,406 --> 00:02:02,631 Carpe Diem. 19 00:02:03,662 --> 00:02:05,681 Carpe Diem. 20 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,215 Let's get to class. 21 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:21,543 That last pun felt a little half baked, shot bot. But one thing's for sure: 22 00:02:21,543 --> 00:02:27,878 Any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy. 23 00:02:27,878 --> 00:02:31,862 I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drunk. 24 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:52,142 Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo 25 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,192 I helped my parents design this game. 26 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:01,818 Let's play again. 27 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:04,308 No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough. 28 00:03:04,308 --> 00:03:07,848 You already made me quite the Brian D. [Laughter.] 29 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:12,931 Let's play again. 30 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:23,243 Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Oooh! Yeah! 31 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:25,607 Don't even listen to him, dude. 32 00:03:25,607 --> 00:03:29,523 Ted, please, I don't even.know what that means. 33 00:03:29,523 --> 00:03:34,236 Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn that was -- 34 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:43,187 Ted? Ted! 35 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:44,470 What happened? 36 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,966 You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes! 37 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:50,337 I'm fine. I just... 38 00:03:50,337 --> 00:03:52,662 You've seen them haven't you, Theodore? 39 00:03:52,677 --> 00:03:54,865 Hi Drift King. 40 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,169 The visions. What are they? 41 00:03:57,169 --> 00:04:02,318 Merely a side effect...of drift fever! 42 00:04:02,318 --> 00:04:05,400 You've got the blood, Ted! You can't escape this now! 43 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:11,316 Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny! 44 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:14,565 Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred. 45 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,982 I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me! 46 00:04:16,982 --> 00:04:22,071 Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future away on this dying sport? 47 00:04:22,071 --> 00:04:24,342 Look at me in the eye. 48 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:32,121 Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn? 49 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:37,922 The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag. 50 00:04:37,922 --> 00:04:43,451 The churning in your chest as you hear those three magical words: 51 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:48,417 NEW LAP RECORD! 52 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:54,309 Got .. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class. Let's go! 53 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:57,117 That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go. 54 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,945 Okay! 55 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:05,165 Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever! 56 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:09,588 Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh. 57 00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:15,279 Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions. 58 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,908 Who are you? [Shrieks] 59 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,977 Hey there, champ. How are you holding up? 60 00:05:46,977 --> 00:05:50,566 Great, great, yeah totally great. 61 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:54,617 Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school. Those guys really knew how to haze. 62 00:05:54,617 --> 00:05:59,713 Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then. 63 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:03,372 JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! [Fakes a laugh] 64 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:07,209 So...you good? 65 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:12,662 Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great. 66 00:06:12,662 --> 00:06:16,190 You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way. 67 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:22,425 I'm by myself, but that's great. [Chuckles] Yeah, no, everything is great. 68 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:28,660 Good. I have to go set up for practice. But...I'm glad that you're... 69 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:31,150 ...doing great! Okay. 70 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:36,710 I'll catch you later, babe. 71 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,197 I really am d.. Aah! Ooh! 72 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,391 Brian D! My office! Now! 73 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:55,741 The school took a risk on you, Brian. 74 00:06:55,741 --> 00:07:00,470 You let us down. Have a seat, kid. 75 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:08,263 Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage. But I figure with try-outs still right around the corner -- 76 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:12,049 VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world. 77 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:14,294 And you're one point away from expulsion. 78 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:16,981 Administration doesn't like those odds. 79 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,614 So what are you saying? 80 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,128 I'm saying you're circling the drain. 81 00:07:23,128 --> 00:07:26,536 We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation. 82 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:31,856 That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord. 83 00:07:34,012 --> 00:07:39,898 We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you... 84 00:07:39,929 --> 00:07:42,230 to leave VGHS. 85 00:07:52,659 --> 00:07:54,740 Hey! Kick back the hover ball! 86 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:27,882 Tough day, Brian? 87 00:08:28,711 --> 00:08:31,776 Oh hey, Games! What do you want? 88 00:08:31,776 --> 00:08:34,911 Just wondering if you dropped this. 89 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:36,870 How did you get that? 90 00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:38,604 Well it's a funny story. 91 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:43,728 I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch. 92 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:46,042 That's my favorite game! 93 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:50,442 No baby. That's our favorite game. 94 00:08:55,427 --> 00:08:57,395 Great. Well, enjoy the game. 95 00:08:57,395 --> 00:09:00,761 Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little: 96 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:06,261 [Mimicking in a weak voice] "Oh, I like you, but I don't have the balls to say so" note. Or per chance, the Law will succumb to your... 97 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:09,104 ..."Don Juan-tay" marksmanship. 98 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,302 Are you kidding me? 99 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,151 This place is ridiculous! 100 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:18,473 It's my time in the spotlight, Brian! And you're standing in my way. 101 00:09:18,473 --> 00:09:19,968 It's Game's time. 102 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:27,465 Whoa-hoa-hoa! [Laughs] It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. [Laughs] 103 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,337 You know what, Games? You want the spotlight? 104 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,175 You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do. 105 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:36,074 Alright, we're going to throw it down. I'm gonna stomp your face. 106 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:41,580 I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know. 107 00:09:41,596 --> 00:09:45,673 You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion. 108 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,873 And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs. 109 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:52,737 I figured you'd say something like that. 110 00:09:55,648 --> 00:09:59,011 Assault rifles? Ahh, let's get an SMG in there. 111 00:09:59,011 --> 00:10:01,144 You funeral. Best of three? 112 00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:03,551 First to five! Game's on. 113 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,429 Oh, hoa, hoa, hoa. See ya! 114 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:04,427 I'm destroying you! 115 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:22,833 What are you doing here? Saving your ass. 116 00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:32,463 Yeah, well, it's a little late for that. 117 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:49,172 Dammit, Brian! What the Hell are you doing? 118 00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,575 I'm leaving on my own accord. 119 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:55,492 Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up. 120 00:11:55,492 --> 00:11:58,139 So you can blame me. You can blame the whole damn school. 121 00:11:58,139 --> 00:12:04,994 But right here, right now, it is all on you. 122 00:12:11,425 --> 00:12:13,283 Let's dance. 123 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:28,805 But...but it was Games' time! 124 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:33,500 This isn't over Brian D. Cronies, let's roll. 125 00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:42,037 Thanks for the assist. 126 00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:48,986 Um, yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often. 127 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:56,570 See you at sign-ups tomorrow. 128 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:01,481 You can kiss your high scores, good bye! 129 00:14:01,496 --> 00:14:05,224 Yeah, good luck with that captain. 130 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:09,464 Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot. 131 00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:15,534 And no matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.