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你好，再見。噢不不不，噢不，我的天!

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[大笑]

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如果不是的話我會很生氣

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難道這就是我想要拿的工具嗎

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我還以為我會得到鋸刀

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太感謝你了，電鑽先生

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嘿

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[唱歌和大笑]

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這好太多了

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好吧，走出Markiplier的統治

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然後.....開始吧

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他活該！

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誰活該？

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Markiplier [笑]

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那為什麼會是個問題
我也不知道[笑]

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[怪聲]

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我的天

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喔噢，他是外星人嗎?

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發生什麼事了？

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聽起來就像.....你確定這下面沒有外星人嗎？

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[聲音] 幹什麼？

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[大笑]

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我說了，如果我是個叛徒我會忘掉背叛行為，
然後我們就能....

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對不起
一起工作

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像失敗者似的亂丟紙箱

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像失敗者似的漫無目的地四處遊盪

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像失敗者似的拿起物件

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像失敗似的迷惘地四處看來看去

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[大笑]

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我要打碎你了

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馬克，你在哪？

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我已經死了

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你死了？

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我死了，Minx殺了我！

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我沒有啊！

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她殺了我！

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Minx！

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[大笑]

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追她！

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[大笑]

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[大叫和大笑]

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Minx沒有真的殺我，但天啊你們當真去追她了

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[怪聲]

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你在做什麼?[怪聲]

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你認真的嗎?

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[怪聲]

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我不能動! 殺了我YAMI! 殺了我! 殺了我!

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[聲音]

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別再亂動你的手了，看起來很恐佈

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拿開你的手!

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對不起，快停!

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嘩，老兄，嘩

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嘿！聽我說！

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我要為你動手術了

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我不管你的反駁

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我要開始了

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來吧

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來吧小狗

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又是鋼管舞！

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[大笑]

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好啊

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看牠，看那隻狗狗

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嘿狗狗，你在那邊做什麼？

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好吧，我在這看守吧　如果我看到任何人就發出老鷹的叫聲

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老鷹是怎麼叫的？

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[聲音]

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看到他們了嗎？

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不那只是個老鷹叫聲的測試
你沒有看到他們就別用老鷹的叫聲

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[大叫]

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不，我不想進去，我就留在這裡
來吧來吧

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我不進！我就是不進去！
來吧來吧

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來吧，Yami來吧！　
不！

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來吧YAMI
幹！好吧我進來吧！

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好吧，我們走嚕！

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快跑！

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你最近怎樣？

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是她！她在這下面！她去哪兒了？

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哪裡？

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她從這裡下去了！

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[尖叫]

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我的天

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[怪聲和大笑]

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我準備好了！我準備好了！寶貝我準備好了！

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3.2.1

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[大笑]

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不，等一等，等等，我數3.2.1

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不，不，不，3.2.1

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[大叫]我的天

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嘩！

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嘩！天啊！

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我喜歡最後多出來的幾滴

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[大笑]

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[大叫]這真的太好玩了，Wade在....

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你在哪裡？

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這太棒了！

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閉嘴！

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馬克！我在這！我能看到你....繞圈圈跑

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你是不是在這間房間裡？你在這裡面！

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[大笑]我不在這間房裡！

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我向天發誓你在這裡！

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不.....[大笑]

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在哪？
它在沙裡！

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嘩[尖叫和大笑]

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發生什麼了？

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鴕鳥能飛！

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鴕鳥小知識！
為什麼？發生什麼了？

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[尖叫和大叫]

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喪屍傳送了Wade
我的天！Bob看上面！

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媽啊！[大笑]

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我的天

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進去小雞雞裡面！

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我想你知道在這裡面很不舒服

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[大笑]

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做得好！對！

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對，非常好！

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等一下，什麼？

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那 我們開始吧

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[大笑]

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噢

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它沒動！

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[大笑]

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我的天啊

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[大笑]

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我只希望這場手術順利、平常

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[不尋常外星人聲音][音樂]

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用火滅了它！

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這些都是Markiplier的精華片段，謝謝觀看

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如果你喜歡這影片而且想看更多，請按讚好讓我知道

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所有影片的連結都放在簡介裡所以去看一下吧

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如果你有喜歡的影片想要加入以後的精華片段，留言告訴我

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再一次謝謝你們觀看，一如往常，我們在下一支影片再見

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掰掰！