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噢嗨

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我的天!不!!

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不要!!我的天!

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ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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如果不是的話我可要生氣了

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那是我想要抓住的嗎!?

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(」゜ロ゜)」

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我還以為我想要那鋸子呢!

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謝了,電鑽先生!

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(音樂來了~)

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ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ

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這樣好多了 :D

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└(^o^)┐

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現在說一說Markiplier的滅亡

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開始吧!

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這是他他應得的!

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誰做的 (??)

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Markiplier

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(･∀･)

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為甚麼要那樣問(」・ω・)」

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我不知道!

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(奇怪聲音)

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我的天!

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他要做外星人嗎?

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發生甚麼事了?

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-聽起來像是-
-要變成外星人了-

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(`з´).っ︻デ═一

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甚麼!!??

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(≧∇≦)

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我跟你說過如果我是叛徒我就不會殺你們來讓我們...

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--我太抱歉了~--
--...聚在一起...--

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像一個輸~家~那樣把文件盒丟來丟去

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像一個輸~家~那樣漫無目的地四處遊蕩

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像一個輸~家~那樣把東西拿起

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像一個輸~家~那樣困惑地東張西望

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>:D

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我要把你毀滅

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--Mark,我的朋友,你在那兒?--
--我已經死了!--

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你已經死了!?

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--甚麼??--
--我已經死了! Minx把我給殺了!--

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--我才沒有這樣做!!!!--
--她殺了我呀!--

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Minx! 妳給我回來!!

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叛徒!!

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天呀

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喔 不!

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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

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幹!

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༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽

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Minx其實沒有殺我,但老天呀!你們還是照樣做了

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(又是怪聲)

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你在幹甚麼??

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你來真的嗎!!?

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ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ

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我動不了,殺了我吧,Yami

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殺了我,殺了我呀!!!

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✖‿✖

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不要動你的手

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會令人感到毛骨悚然的

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把你的手從那裏拿開

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對不起，請停止

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喔, 朋友, 喔

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ఠ_ఠ

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哎，你聽我說,我要給你做手術

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我不在乎你會對我說甚麼,我還是會做的

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所以讓我們開始吧

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過來這裡，小狗

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牠又在跳鋼管舞了!

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(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

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看看他!

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嘿 小狗，你在這裡做什麼?

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好吧，我會在這邊把風.


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如果我再看見任何人我就會發出鷹的叫聲

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鷹的叫聲是怎樣的?

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(°<°)

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你看見他了嗎!!???

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--沒有,那只是鷹叫系統的測試--
--如果你沒有看見他的話就別用鷹叫--

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有人叫我這樣做的!

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--你知道嗎，我不想去那裡,我要留下..-
--你準備好了嗎? 來吧--

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--我不要那樣做--
--來吧--

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來吧

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來吧Yami

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好吧,我他媽的來了

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好了，我們開始吧

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ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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跑呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀

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你好嗎

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跑出來了!!去那兒了!?

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那兒?

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剛剛跑出來了

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(✖╭╮✖)

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我的天

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XD

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我準備好了

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好的

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--寶貝我準備好了--
--三、二、一--

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等等、現在起三、二、一

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不是不是現在起三、二、一

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老天爺!

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（・□・；）

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我喜歡在最後那額外的滴出

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（　´∀｀）

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Wade, 這真的很好玩

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你在那兒??

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這真的很棒

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給我住口

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Mark, 我就在這裡! 我可以看到你在找得團團轉

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你就是在這房間裏,是吧
你就在這房間裏

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我發誓你就在這房間裏

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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

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不是嗎?

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在那兒?

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它就在沙子裏面!

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發生什麼事了!!!??

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鴕鳥會飛!!!!

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≧(⊙▽⊙)≦

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鴕鳥小知識 :D

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為神馬

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發生什麼事了!?

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(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))

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Zombie 把Wade 給瞬移到--

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我的天!!!

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Bob!!往上看!

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天吶!!

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｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

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我的天

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好了,進去那個「大炮」吧

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我要告訴你 裏頭一點也不舒服

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這樣就好了

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太美麗了

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等等,甚麼?

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我們來吧

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但我還在...噢它現在是炸葯了!

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ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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他沒有動過!

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（・∀・）

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

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我只希望這將是一次不錯的、正常的手術--

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(☉_☉)

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給我用火燒了它!!!!!!!!!!

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這就是Markiplier Highlights了

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謝謝觀看!

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如果你喜歡這影片而又想看多一點兒,
那就請留下一個讚來讓我知道

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下面有所有在這出現過的影片連結,
所以就去看一看吧!

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還有,如果你想我把某段影片包括在往後的highlights裏,

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就在下面留言吧

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再次謝謝觀看,而像平時的,

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我會在下一段影片與你再次見面!

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