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哦，嘿！再见！哦不不不！哦不！哦天哪！！

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[笑]

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如果不是的话我可要生气了...

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噢！！噢这是我想抓的吗？

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噢！在这里我觉得我需要锯子啊！

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哇谢啦！钻头先生！！

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嘿！

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[边唱边笑]

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这样好多了。

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好了！这是“Markiplier的死亡之事”

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和“ACTION”！

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他应该死的！

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谁该死了？（马克讲错台词了...）

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Markiplier！[笑]

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为什么会有这个问题？- 我不知道！[笑]

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[怪声]

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我的天哪！

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呃哦，他是外星人吗？

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发生了什么事？

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这听起来...
-你确定下面没有外星人吗？

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（砰）[怪声] -搞什么？！

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[笑]

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我早跟你们说过如果我是叛徒，我会忘记我该做什么所以我们...

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对不起！
- 可以一起工作...

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乱丢文件盒的像个输~~家

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没目标到处走的像个输~~~家

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拿着东西的像个输~~家

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迷惑地到处看着像个输~~~家

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[笑]

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我要打碎你！

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马克，你在哪里？

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我死了！

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你死了？！

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我死了！Minx杀了我！

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我没有！！！

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她杀了我！

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MINX！

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[笑]

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追她！！

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[笑]

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啊啊啊啊啊！！$#@#%!!

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Minx其实没杀我，可是.. 天哪，你们刚才真的去追杀她。

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（“马克之橱”被卡住了）

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你在干什么？

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你是- 你是认真的吗？！

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（出不来...)

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我动不了了...杀了我吧Yami...杀了我吧！杀了我吧！！

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（卦了...）

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别再动你的手了，这很恐怖啊！

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让... 让开你的手！

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呃！啊！抱歉...让开吧。

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哈。哇，伙伴！哇！

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嘿！你听着！

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我现在要对你施行手术！

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我不管你之前说了什么！

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我现在要做了！

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所以让我们开始吧！

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来吧小狗！

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又是钢管舞！

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[笑]

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哦耶！

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你看他！你看这只狗狗！

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嘿狗狗~你在干什么？

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好了，我会在这一直看着！如果我再看到东西，我会用老鹰声来做讯号。

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老鹰的叫声是怎样的？

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[怪声]

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看到他们了吗？

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不是，我只是试音。
-如果没看到就别用老鹰声！

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[自相残杀]

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不要，我不想去那里！我留在这.....
-来吧，来吧。

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我不要！我不要去！
-来吧，来吧。

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来吧！来吧Yami！
-不要！

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来吧Yami！
-我操！好啦我去！

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好的，来吧。我们来了！

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哦，哦，哦，哦.. 啊哈哈！！！跑啊！！！

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你在干什么？

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啊啊！是她！啊啊啊！她在这里！她去哪了？

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哪里？

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她跑去那里了！

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啊！呃... [卦了]

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噢我的天哪！

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[怪声与笑声]

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我...我准备好了，我准备好了！我准备好了宝贝！

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在 3...2...1

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[笑]

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不，等等等等！在 3...2...1...

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不不不，在 3...2...1

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哇哇哇！！
-我的天哪！

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哇噢！

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哇！
-天哪！[笑]

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我喜欢最后漏着剩下的。

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[笑翻]

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你在哪？！！
- 这..这真的是很好玩！Wade这是....

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你在哪里？！

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这棒极了！

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住口！

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我在这，马克！我可以看到你。跑着圈子....

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啊啊啊！你在这房里面，是吧？你在这房间里！

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哈哈哈哈哈
-我不在这房间里。

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我向天发誓你在这里！

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不是......[笑]

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在哪？
-刚才在沙子里。

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哇...哇！！
-[狂笑]

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发生什么事？

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鸵鸟可以飞耶！

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啊啊鸵鸟奇事啊！
-为什么？！到底怎么回事？

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啊啊啊啊！！

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Zombie瞬间移动了Wade... 噢我的天哪！Bob你看！

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哇靠！[笑] 搞什么？

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我的天哪！

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好的，走进这东西里面！（男性器官）

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我会让你知道在里面是觉得很不自在的。

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[笑]

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好了！
-哦，好！

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好！
-真美丽。

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什么？

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已经好了！

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但我还是被围.....哦！变成炸弹了！

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[笑]

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噢噢。

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他没动！

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[笑]

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哦天哪！噢噢噢。

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[笑翻天]
-耶耶耶耶耶....

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我只是想和你做个好的，正常的手...

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外星人的器官：“你好，很高兴认识你。谢谢你放我出来。你真好！你真帅，又可爱~噢，我的爱人！嫁给我吧！！”

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“嫁给我吧！嫁给我吧！！”

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把它给烧了！！

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这就是Markiplier Highlights. 感谢您观看！

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如果你很享受观看着视频和想看更多的话，请在下面按个赞，好让我知道！

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这些所有完整的视频网址都在内容里，你可以点去观看。

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还有，如果你找到你觉得最好的好玩时刻，请留言让我知道吧！

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再次感谢您的观看。还有往常的，我会在下个视频看到你！

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拜拜！