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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.93,0:00:04.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hey there. BYE. OH no no no. Oh no. Oh god
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.00,0:00:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.25,0:00:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If i'ts not I'm gonna be pissed...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.94,0:00:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH! Oh is that what I wanted to grab?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.11,0:00:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH! Here I thought I wanted the saw!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.52,0:00:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, thank YOU Mr. Drill!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.59,0:00:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.27,0:00:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SINGING AND LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.68,0:00:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.18,0:00:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! Coming out of Markiplier's demise
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And ACTION!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.88,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He deserved it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.88,0:00:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHO did?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.82,0:00:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Markiplier! [LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.60,0:00:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was that even a question? - I don't know! [LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.31,0:00:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[WEIRD NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.73,0:00:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.64,0:00:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh oh, is he an alien?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.97,0:00:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What HAPPENED?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.65,0:00:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds like... - Are you sure we don't have an alien down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.14,0:00:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISE] - WHAT THE HELL?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.05,0:00:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.95,0:01:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you that if I was the traitor I would, I would forgo traitorous activities so we could all...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.65,0:01:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry! -Work together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.16,0:01:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tossing around the file boxes like loser...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.02,0:01:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wandering around aimlessly like a loser...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.78,0:01:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holding up objects like loser...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.94,0:01:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looking around confused like a loser...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.99,0:01:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna break you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.06,0:01:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're DEAD?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.50,0:01:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm DEAD! Minx KILLED me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.71,0:01:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DIDN'T DO IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.60,0:01:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She killed me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.47,0:01:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MINX!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.93,0:01:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.88,0:01:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHASE HER!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.43,0:01:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.78,0:01:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[YELLING AND LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.60,0:01:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Minx didn't actually kill me, but god you guys went for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.68,0:01:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[WEIRD NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing? [WEIRD NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.29,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.51,0:01:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[WEIRD NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.63,0:02:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't move! Kill me Yami! Kill me! KILL ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.40,0:02:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop moving your hands it's very creepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.91,0:02:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get...get your hands outta there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.69,0:02:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh! Aah! Sorry...stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.93,0:02:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah, buddy! WOAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.74,0:02:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! You listen to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.24,0:02:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna perform surgery on YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.09,0:02:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care what you say in return!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.88,0:02:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.77,0:02:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's get to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.02,0:02:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here puppy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.14,0:02:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S POLE DANCING AGAIN!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.50,0:02:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.62,0:02:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.09,0:02:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him! Look at the doggy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.46,0:02:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey doggy! Whatcha doin over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.72,0:02:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. I'll keep a lookout over here! I'll make the eagle sound if I see anyone again!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.89,0:02:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the eagle sound sound like?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.32,0:02:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.90,0:02:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See them?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.32,0:02:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that was just a test of the eagle system. -Don't use the eagle sound if you don't see them!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.89,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[YELLING]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.15,0:02:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't wanna go in there! I'm staying..... -Come on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.22,0:02:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not doing it! I'm NOT doing it! -Come on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.77,0:02:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Come on Yami! -No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.28,0:02:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Yami! -Fuck it! Fine I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.86,0:02:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, come on. Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.49,0:02:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh, oh, oh..AAAAAHH! RUUUUUUN!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.39,0:02:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How ya doin?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.84,0:03:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAAH it's her! AAAH she's down here! Where'd she go?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.24,0:03:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.75,0:03:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She went down here!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.74,0:03:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.80,0:03:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.86,0:03:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[WEIRD NOISES AND LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.66,0:03:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I..I'm ready. I'm ready! I'm ready baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.41,0:03:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 3..2..1
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.59,0:03:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.48,0:03:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No wait, wait, wait, wait! In 3..2..1...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.69,0:03:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no. In 3..2...1
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.42,0:03:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[YELLINGI] Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.32,0:03:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHOA!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.39,0:03:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! -God! [LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.20,0:03:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the extra drip at the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.02,0:03:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.93,0:03:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[YELLING] This is..this is really fun! Wade is....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.30,0:03:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHERE ARE YOU?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.15,0:03:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is awsome!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.21,0:03:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.73,0:03:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm right here, Mark! I can see you. Running around in circles....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.38,0:03:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaah you're in this room, aren't you? You're in this room!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.68,0:03:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING] I'm not in this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.12,0:03:43.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear to god you're in this room!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.42,0:03:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No..... [LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.31,0:03:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where? -It was in the sands.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.57,0:03:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa... [SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.47,0:03:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.95,0:03:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ostriches can fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.34,0:03:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaah ostrich facts! -WHY? What is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.85,0:03:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zombie ported Wade... OH MY GOD! BOB LOOK UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.59,0:04:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit! [LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.39,0:04:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.40,0:04:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, get in the penis!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.00,0:04:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will have you know it's very uncomfortable in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.38,0:04:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.85,0:04:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go! -Oh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.39,0:04:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! -It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.80,0:04:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.48,0:04:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.15,0:04:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm still surr.....OH it's TNT now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.16,0:04:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.30,0:04:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.41,0:04:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.52,0:04:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.36,0:04:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! Oooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.08,0:04:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHING]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.58,0:04:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want this to be a nice, normal operation with...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.98,0:04:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[UNNATURAL ALIEN SOUNDS] [MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.10,0:04:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.75,0:04:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been Markiplier Highlights. Thanks for watching!
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Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.83,0:05:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks again for watching and as always I will SEE YOU in the next video!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.81,0:05:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BYE BYE!