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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.44,0:00:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And welcome back to another episode of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.84,0:00:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I Dare You".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.45,0:00:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not what we're filming.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.60,0:00:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dear Ryan" is what I meant to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.12,0:00:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we get into the "Dear Ryan"s though
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.63,0:00:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to do a quick shout out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.89,0:00:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thank you to every single person that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.57,0:00:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,downloaded the Tee Hee app.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.71,0:00:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know I didn't say much about it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.83,0:00:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.89,0:00:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But on HigaTV I released a video
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.90,0:00:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,announcing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.53,0:00:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we got over 100,000 downloads\Nin one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.14,0:00:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like #10 in the App Store for iPhone\Nusers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for Androids it was #3 or something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.28,0:00:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crazy like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.97,0:00:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I just wanted to thank you all so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.99,0:00:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still posting daily.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.76,0:00:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for all you who haven't gotten\Nthe app yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.69,0:00:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure you check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.66,0:00:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put the link for iPhone and Android
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.99,0:00:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the description box below.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.22,0:00:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But with that being said, here's another\N"I Dare", here's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.04,0:00:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dammit, why do I keep saying that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.36,0:00:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's another "Dear Ryan", here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.81,0:00:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dear Ryan. Show us how you would confess\Nto someone you like".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.41,0:00:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna be completely honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The last time I think I literally \Ntold somebody that I like them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.47,0:00:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was probably in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.06,0:00:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm really embarassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.65,0:00:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it over AIM.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.90,0:00:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys don't know what that means,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.41,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's an instant messenger, \Nkinda like MSN messenger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that you guys would know what that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.09,0:00:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Facebook messenger,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.40,0:00:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was for AOL.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.30,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys don't know what AOL is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.42,0:00:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.26,0:00:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.72,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it over the Internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.33,0:01:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause you should say something like that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.52,0:01:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in person to someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.48,0:01:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinda like how I would do it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.61,0:01:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So something like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey could I talk to you about something?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.82,0:01:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.98,0:01:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is uh, this is awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know we've been friends and just friends
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.97,0:01:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a really long time now but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.88,0:01:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't, I just can't hold it back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.82,0:01:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore. I think it's time you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.56,0:01:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.99,0:01:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(double tap Instagram photo)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.58,0:01:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(leans in for kiss)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.61,0:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text kissy faces)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan, can you parody\Nthe Big Bang Theory!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.59,0:01:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, lemme first say that I actually
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.04,0:01:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really really like this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.96,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it first came out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.20,0:01:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I absolutely loved the first two seasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.71,0:01:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I started to notice how much
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.08,0:01:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they use the laugh track.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.18,0:01:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ever do get around to watching that show
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.76,0:01:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or if you already do, then try to count
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.58,0:01:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how many times they use the laugh track
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.27,0:01:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.10,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What irritates me the most is that they
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do it on parts that are not even intended
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.22,0:01:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be funny. But yet you still laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you hear other people laughing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.82,0:01:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan sifts in chair)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.70,0:01:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.70,0:01:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(continues to sift)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.32,0:01:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(continuous laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.59,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh Sheldon. What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.14,0:02:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to find my spot. \NIt feels different for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.46,0:02:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you change it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.33,0:02:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.24,0:02:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheldon it's a couch. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.50,0:02:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not gonna change.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.27,0:02:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.40,0:02:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's just not true at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a chemical compound can change
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.31,0:02:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then surely a physical sitting device
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.60,0:02:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can go through a physical change as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.85,0:02:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.55,0:02:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that's not what I'm talking\Nabout Sheldon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.74,0:02:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.46,0:02:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never know what you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.72,0:02:19.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.61,0:02:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's just rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.92,0:02:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.56,0:02:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.20,0:02:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.83,0:02:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.15,0:02:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Loser says what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.89,0:02:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.58,0:02:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.37,0:02:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track. Clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.07,0:02:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.78,0:02:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just hate when shows put in laugh tracks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.09,0:02:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make it feel like you should \Nbe laughing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.89,0:02:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even though nothing funny happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.97,0:02:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.04,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did all the intelligent comedy go?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.92,0:02:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is, what is with all this immature
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.40,0:02:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forced comedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.18,0:02:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh like you can do better?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.47,0:02:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yah. As a matter of fact I probably could.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.51,0:02:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.49,0:02:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Uhm. The Big Bang Theory?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.86,0:02:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More like The Big Fart Theory!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.52,0:02:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crickets chirp)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.07,0:02:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.84,0:02:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Fart Theory? Cuz the show stinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know. That's what I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.73,0:02:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crickets)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.66,0:02:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.60,0:02:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crickets)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.22,0:02:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahaha.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.85,0:03:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Fart Theory. I get it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.24,0:03:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan, Can you use Internet Explorer?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.100,0:03:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yah sure. Let me just get my time machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.96,0:03:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.76,0:03:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahahahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.25,0:03:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan, Can you do a Higa Bros episode
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.09,0:03:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please, Only Ryan and Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.60,0:03:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For those of you who don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyle is my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.34,0:03:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People are always like, \Nshocked that I have a brother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.42,0:03:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuz they never see him in videos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.73,0:03:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, like, it's not that I don't want him \Nto be in them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.46,0:03:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brother just never has wanted to be
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.17,0:03:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in videos with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.98,0:03:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even when we were growing up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.95,0:03:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I would be like filming stuff,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.12,0:03:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he would always be more into video games.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.85,0:03:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even when he would be \Nplaying video games,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.70,0:03:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be like, "Hey can I play \Nwith you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.40,0:03:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd usually say no because I wasn't good\Nenough.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.86,0:03:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it didn't matter what game it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.32,0:03:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, whether it was Counter Strike
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.51,0:03:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Star Craft, or Street Fighter, or
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.68,0:03:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just playing cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.45,0:03:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to play a game \Nwith my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.04,0:03:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any game.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.80,0:03:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I never could.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.32,0:03:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪(Intro: Do You Want To Build A Snowman)♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.10,0:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.51,0:03:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Knocks)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.71,0:04:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Kyle): Go away Ryan!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.01,0:04:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cow barks)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.40,0:04:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. See? My childhood wasn't easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.49,0:04:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tough streets of Hilo Hawaii.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.09,0:04:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Took a lot out of you when the Nintendo\Nwas only meant
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.73,0:04:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.12,0:04:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ryan? Wanna get something to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.68,0:04:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you see I'm filming right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.07,0:04:46.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GO AWAY KYLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.35,0:04:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan, Can you be Anna or Elsa from Frozen?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.66,0:04:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who? From what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.57,0:04:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan, \NCan you teach us some life hacks?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.55,0:04:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I made a video about extremely\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.73,0:04:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lazy people and how those people
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.38,0:04:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are actually the smartest people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.77,0:05:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they come up with solutions\Nto solve problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.61,0:05:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's exactly what life hacks are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.77,0:05:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So basically, I just took \Na bunch of things
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.48,0:05:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I can relate to the most,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.39,0:05:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I came up with solutions \Nin the same way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.49,0:05:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here are some of the my life hacks that\NI can relate to.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.72,0:05:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you guys do as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.88,0:05:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Diet Life Hack.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.48,0:05:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you one of those people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.46,0:05:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that likes to start diets
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.26,0:05:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but always ends up giving up on them?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.24,0:05:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this life hack is really easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.81,0:05:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.45,0:05:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buy a bunch of mirrors
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.42,0:05:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and attach it to all your unhealthy food
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.88,0:05:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a little note that saw "ewww"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.73,0:05:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you'll probably never\Nbreak your diet again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.67,0:05:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Phone Finder.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.52,0:05:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now if you're like me and you're always
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.60,0:05:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,losing your phone, \Nthis one's perfect for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.13,0:05:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you gotta do is attach a chord \Nto your phone,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.02,0:05:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make that chord attached to some kind \Nof base,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.69,0:05:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put that base on a wall
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.64,0:05:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there you have it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.39,0:05:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never lose it again unless \Nyou lose your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.66,0:05:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.05,0:05:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.90,0:05:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fart Filter.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.67,0:05:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I know this one doesn't \Njust relate to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.15,0:05:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever had one of those days,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.04,0:05:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where your farts are just rancid?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.36,0:05:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm talking like really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.75,0:05:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like when they come out \Nand they're super hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.46,0:05:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I made this motion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.64,0:05:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.43,0:05:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My right hand is a fart.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.50,0:05:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those farts that like in a cartoon
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.04,0:05:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if a character were to smell them
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.17,0:05:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd have X over their eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.28,0:05:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan farts)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.01,0:05:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh dude this is gonna be bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.48,0:05:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.48,0:05:57.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(faints)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.91,0:05:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well no more smelly farts
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.98,0:06:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to my life hack I call the \NFart Filter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.09,0:06:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is take \Na fabric softener,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.36,0:06:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tape it to your underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.35,0:06:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right about where your you-know-what is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.18,0:06:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the next time you fart, \Nit'll smell like fresh laundry
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.68,0:06:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a summer's eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.53,0:06:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan farts)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.31,0:06:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ding)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.95,0:06:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. I've been free-styling \Nthis whole video.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.64,0:06:14.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes no sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.65,0:06:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then again, when does \Nmy videos make sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.25,0:06:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When do my videos make sense
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.61,0:06:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is what I meant to saaaaay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.17,0:06:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay in all seriousness.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.29,0:06:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that you guys \Nwanted real life hacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.65,0:06:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I actually do have one real life hack
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.93,0:06:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know you guys have already probably\Nheard of this
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.60,0:06:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've been seeing posts about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.42,0:06:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I've been doing this middle school
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.34,0:06:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the internet even {\i1}existed{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.22,0:06:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true. It {\i1}existed{\i0}.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.78,0:06:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was slow.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.93,0:06:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I had dial-up then.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.33,0:06:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there was no post about this \Nat the time
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.97,0:06:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I invented this life hack.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.53,0:06:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.34,0:06:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I learned it from my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.32,0:06:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She probably learned it from other people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.35,0:06:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, it's called
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.62,0:06:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Shower Steam Ironing Thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.75,0:06:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why. It's not even that hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.28,0:06:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I hate doing it. I hate \Nironing my clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.72,0:06:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you ever see me in public,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.76,0:06:53.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a 50 percent chance \Nthat my clothes are wrinkled,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.55,0:06:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I used this life hack.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.71,0:06:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And basically, all you gotta do is
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.77,0:06:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take a hot shower, and bring whatever
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.19,0:06:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clothes it is with you
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.70,0:06:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the shower with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.89,0:07:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just gotta hang it somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.99,0:07:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where the steam is hitting it,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.95,0:07:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.72,0:07:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once you're done with your shower,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.63,0:07:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the steam should have gotten rid
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.76,0:07:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all your wrinkles.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.72,0:07:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if not you can use my backup life hack
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.27,0:07:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get all the wrinkles out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.49,0:07:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is shout
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.62,0:07:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MOM. Can you iron this?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.30,0:07:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Clapping and laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.18,0:07:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.00,0:07:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop the laugh track.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.93,0:07:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That wasn't even funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.94,0:07:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sick of these stupid, poorly made,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.23,0:07:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,immature jokes that take \Nno thought at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.03,0:07:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just, "Oh let's put a laugh track \Ncuz we think it's funny".
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.76,0:07:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.69,0:07:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just makes me so mad that sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.20,0:07:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanna. I just wanna. I just
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.74,0:07:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(farts).
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.92,0:07:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahahaha. \N(Laugh track)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.38,0:07:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that is comedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.49,0:07:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.17,0:07:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a smart joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.96,0:07:38.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey thanks man.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.62,0:07:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you put your fart filter on, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.22,0:07:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My what?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.08,0:07:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Everyone collapses)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.73,0:07:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha. Okay. That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.40,0:07:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laugh Tracks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.58,0:07:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even once...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.06,0:07:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TEE
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.40,0:07:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I said not even once.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.91,0:07:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So leave your questions in the\Ncomments below
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.77,0:07:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you could be responsible for the next video.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.05,0:08:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha. Your hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.97,0:08:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MOOM.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.69,0:08:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEEEEEELP.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.13,0:08:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAahahaha.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.01,0:08:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woaaahhh. Oh I almost fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.22,0:08:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guy: Oh dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.91,0:08:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.11,0:08:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan falls)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.83,0:08:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rubs thigh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.82,0:08:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh that thigh hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.86,0:08:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rubs thigh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.44,0:08:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I do this fast enough it's not \Ngonna hurt)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.18,0:08:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hurts. It hurtsss!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.25,0:08:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you guys again \Nso much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see bloopers \Nand behind the scene
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.70,0:08:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the one on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.60,0:08:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see the previous video
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.44,0:08:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the one on the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.26,0:08:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also just a quick announcment
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.34,0:08:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To all my lamps in Beijing
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.35,0:08:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually gonna be there on May 28th
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.37,0:08:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the Lenovo tech world event
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.24,0:08:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said they're gonna be showcasing \N
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.24,0:08:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only just my life hacks that I just did.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.61,0:08:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I think, are still the best life hacks I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.02,0:08:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But also some of your life hacks as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.28,0:08:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you gotta do is hashtag IHackedLife
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.38,0:08:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Twitter or Instagram \Nand they might pull yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.83,0:08:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're going to be showcasing \Nall the best ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.59,0:08:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you don't want to do that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.48,0:08:52.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can just continue to singing along \Nto this song with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.100,0:08:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ra ta ta. Ra ta ta.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.65,0:08:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not the right song.