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Hey guys.

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And welcome back to another episode of

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"I Dare You".

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That's not what we're filming.

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"Dear Ryan" is what I meant to say.

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Before we get into the "Dear Ryan"s though

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I just wanted to do a quick shout out

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and thank you to every single person that

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downloaded the Tee Hee app.

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And I know I didn't say much about it

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on this channel.

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But on HigaTV I released a video

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announcing it.

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And we got over 100,000 downloads[br]in one day.

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It was like #10 in the App Store for iPhone[br]users.

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And for Androids it was #3 or something

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crazy like that.

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So I just wanted to thank you all so much.

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I'm still posting daily.

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So for all you who haven't gotten[br]the app yet,

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make sure you check it out.

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I'll put the link for iPhone and Android

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in the description box below.

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But with that being said, here's another[br]"I Dare", here's

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dammit, why do I keep saying that?

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Here's another "Dear Ryan", here we go.

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"Dear Ryan. Show us how you would confess[br]to someone you like".

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I'm just gonna be completely honest.

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The last time I think I literally [br]told somebody that I like them

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was probably in high school.

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And I'm really embarassed.

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But it's in the past.

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I did it over AIM.

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If you guys don't know what that means,

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it's an instant messenger, [br]kinda like MSN messenger.

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Not that you guys would know what that is.

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It's like Facebook messenger,

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but it was for AOL.

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You guys don't know what AOL is.

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What am I talking about?

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Anyways.

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I did it over the Internet.

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And I'm kind of embarrassed about it.

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Cause you should say something like that

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in person to someone.

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Kinda like how I would do it now.

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So something like this.

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Hey could I talk to you about something?

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Sure.

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This is uh, this is awkward.

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I know we've been friends and just friends

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for a really long time now but

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I just can't, I just can't hold it back

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anymore. I think it's time you know.

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Well, I

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(double tap Instagram photo)

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(leans in for kiss)

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(text kissy faces)

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Dear Ryan, can you parody[br]the Big Bang Theory!?

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Okay, lemme first say that I actually

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really really like this show.

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When it first came out.

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I absolutely loved the first two seasons.

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But then I started to notice how much

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they use the laugh track.

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If you ever do get around to watching that show

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Or if you already do, then try to count

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how many times they use the laugh track

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every episode.

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What irritates me the most is that they

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do it on parts that are not even intended

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to be funny. But yet you still laugh

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because you hear other people laughing.

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(Ryan sifts in chair)

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(Laugh track)

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(continues to sift)

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(continuous laughing)

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Uh Sheldon. What are you doing?

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(Laugh track)

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I'm trying to find my spot. [br]It feels different for some reason.

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Did you change it?

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(Laugh track)

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Sheldon it's a couch. [br]

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It's not gonna change.

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(Laugh track)

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Well that's just not true at all.

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If a chemical compound can change

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then surely a physical sitting device

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can go through a physical change as well.

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(Laugh track)

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You know that's not what I'm talking[br]about Sheldon.

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(Laugh track)

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I never know what you're talking about.

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(Laugh track)

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Well that's just rude.

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(Laugh track)

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Is it?

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(Laugh track)

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Yes.[br]

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Loser says what?

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(Laugh track)

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What? [br]

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(Laugh track. Clapping)

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See what I mean?

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I just hate when shows put in laugh tracks

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to make it feel like you should [br]be laughing

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even though nothing funny happens.

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It's like, come on.

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Where did all the intelligent comedy go?

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What is, what is with all this immature

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forced comedy?

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Oh like you can do better?

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Yah. As a matter of fact I probably could.

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Then go ahead.

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Okay. Uhm. The Big Bang Theory?

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More like The Big Fart Theory!

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(crickets chirp)

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Get it?

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Big Fart Theory? Cuz the show stinks.

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You know. That's what I was.

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(crickets)

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uhm.

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(crickets)

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Ahaha.

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Big Fart Theory. I get it now.

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Dear Ryan, Can you use Internet Explorer?

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Yah sure. Let me just get my time machine.

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(Laugh track)

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Hahahahahaha!

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Dear Ryan, Can you do a Higa Bros episode

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please, Only Ryan and Kyle!

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For those of you who don't know

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Kyle is my brother.

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People are always like, [br]shocked that I have a brother

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Cuz they never see him in videos.

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But, like, it's not that I don't want him [br]to be in them.

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My brother just never has wanted to be

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in videos with me.

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Even when we were growing up

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and I would be like filming stuff,

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he would always be more into video games.

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And even when he would be [br]playing video games,

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I would be like, "Hey can I play [br]with you?"

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He'd usually say no because I wasn't good[br]enough.

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And it didn't matter what game it was.

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Like, whether it was Counter Strike

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or Star Craft, or Street Fighter, or

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just playing cards.

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I just wanted to play a game [br]with my brother.

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Any game.

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and I never could.

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♪(Intro: Do You Want To Build A Snowman)♪

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Kyle?

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(Knocks)

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(Kyle): Go away Ryan!

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(cow barks)

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Yeah. See? My childhood wasn't easy.

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Tough streets of Hilo Hawaii.

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Took a lot out of you when the Nintendo[br]was only meant

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(knocking)

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Ryan? Wanna get something to eat?

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Can't you see I'm filming right now?

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GO AWAY KYLE!

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Dear Ryan, Can you be Anna or Elsa from Frozen?

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Who? From what?

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Dear Ryan, [br]Can you teach us some life hacks?

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So I made a video about extremely[br]

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lazy people and how those people

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are actually the smartest people.

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Because they come up with solutions[br]to solve problems.

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Well that's exactly what life hacks are.

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So basically, I just took [br]a bunch of things

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that I can relate to the most,

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and I came up with solutions [br]in the same way.

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Here are some of the my life hacks that[br]I can relate to.

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I hope you guys do as well.

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The Diet Life Hack.

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Are you one of those people

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that likes to start diets

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but always ends up giving up on them?

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Well, this life hack is really easy.

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All you have to do is

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buy a bunch of mirrors

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and attach it to all your unhealthy food

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with a little note that saw "ewww"

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and you'll probably never[br]break your diet again.

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The Phone Finder.

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Now if you're like me and you're always

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losing your phone, [br]this one's perfect for you.

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All you gotta do is attach a chord [br]to your phone,

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and make that chord attached to some kind [br]of base,

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and put that base on a wall

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and there you have it!

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You'll never lose it again unless [br]you lose your house.

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(Laugh track)

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Shut up.

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The Fart Filter.

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Now I know this one doesn't [br]just relate to me.

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Have you ever had one of those days,

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where your farts are just rancid?

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And I'm talking like really bad.

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Like when they come out [br]and they're super hot.

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I don't know why I made this motion.

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That is disgusting.

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My right hand is a fart.

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Those farts that like in a cartoon

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if a character were to smell them

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they'd have X over their eyes.

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(Ryan farts)

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Oh dude this is gonna be bad.

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Oh my.

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(faints)

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Well no more smelly farts

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thanks to my life hack I call the [br]Fart Filter.

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All you have to do is take [br]a fabric softener,

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tape it to your underwear.

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Right about where your you-know-what is.

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And the next time you fart, [br]it'll smell like fresh laundry

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on a summer's eve.

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(Ryan farts)

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(ding)

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I'm sorry. I've been free-styling [br]this whole video.

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It makes no sense.

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Then again, when does [br]my videos make sense?

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When do my videos make sense

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is what I meant to saaaaay.

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Okay in all seriousness.

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I know that you guys [br]wanted real life hacks.

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And I actually do have one real life hack

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And I know you guys have already probably[br]heard of this

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because I've been seeing posts about it.

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But I've been doing this middle school

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before the internet even <i>existed</i>.

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That's not true. It <i>existed</i>.[br]

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But it was slow.

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And I had dial-up then.

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And there was no post about this [br]at the time

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so I invented this life hack.

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That's not true.

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I learned it from my mom.

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She probably learned it from other people.

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Basically, it's called

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The Shower Steam Ironing Thing.

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I don't know why. It's not even that hard.

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But I hate doing it. I hate [br]ironing my clothes.

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So if you ever see me in public,

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there's a 50 percent chance [br]that my clothes are wrinkled,

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Or I used this life hack.

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And basically, all you gotta do is

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take a hot shower, and bring whatever

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clothes it is with you

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into the shower with you.

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You just gotta hang it somewhere

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where the steam is hitting it,

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but not the water.

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And once you're done with your shower,

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all the steam should have gotten rid

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of all your wrinkles.

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And if not you can use my backup life hack

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to get all the wrinkles out.

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All you have to do is shout

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"MOM. Can you iron this?"

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(Clapping and laugh track)

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Shut up!

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Stop the laugh track.

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That wasn't even funny.

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I'm so sick of these stupid, poorly made,

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immature jokes that take [br]no thought at all.

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It's just, "Oh let's put a laugh track [br]cuz we think it's funny".

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It's not funny!

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It just makes me so mad that sometimes

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I just wanna. I just wanna. I just

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(farts).

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Hahahaha. [br](Laugh track)

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Now that is comedy.

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Totally.

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That's a smart joke.

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Hey thanks man.

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I hope you put your fart filter on, right?

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My what?

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(Everyone collapses)

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Hahaha. Okay. That's enough.

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Laugh Tracks.

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Not even once...

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TEE

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- I said not even once.

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So leave your questions in the[br]comments below

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and you could be responsible for the next video.

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Haha. Your hat.

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MOOM.

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HEEEEEELP.

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HAahahaha.

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Woaaahhh. Oh I almost fell.

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Guy: Oh dude.

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Hahaha.

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(Ryan falls)

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(rubs thigh)

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Ooh that thigh hurts.

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(Rubs thigh)

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If I do this fast enough it's not [br]gonna hurt)

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It hurts. It hurtsss!

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So thank you guys again [br]so much for watching.

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If you want to see bloopers [br]and behind the scene

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click the one on the left.

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If you want to see the previous video

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click the one on the right.

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And also just a quick announcment

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To all my lamps in Beijing

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I'm actually gonna be there on May 28th

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For the Lenovo tech world event

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They said they're gonna be showcasing [br]

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not only just my life hacks that I just did.

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Which I think, are still the best life hacks I've ever seen.

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But also some of your life hacks as well.

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All you gotta do is hashtag IHackedLife

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on Twitter or Instagram [br]and they might pull yours.

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And we're going to be showcasing [br]all the best ones.

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And if you don't want to do that

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you can just continue to singing along [br]to this song with me.

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Ra ta ta. Ra ta ta.

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That's not the right song.