Kid: Moooooom
Watermelondrea: I can't fall asleep sing me a Christmas carol bla bla bla
joy to the hoes
Kid: one you sang that shit to me last year
two Those aren't the fucking lyrics!
Watermelondrea: I'm not playing these games with you today little boy I'm not
Kid: bitch that's what she paid you to do
you think that she paid you to ignore me while she twerking in the club for Santa tonight
I want a Christmas carol and I want it now
Watermelondrea: I saw mommie fucking Santa clause
Kid: drea
Watermelondrea: all I want is to get blowed more than you will ever know don't need no molly is all I want fo Christmas is weed
Kid: drea
Watermelondrea: Rudolph the rachet reindeer had a really shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say that shit glows
all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor Rudolph join in any rachet ass games
then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say
Rudolph with yo shit so bright won't you light this blunt tonight
Kid: drea!
Watermelondrea: what what!!
Kid: why are you so ghetto
Watermelondrea: it's a way of life my nigga
Kid: I'm going to give you one last chance to sing a normal motherfucking Christmas carol
or I call the police to have you escorted back to the hood
Kid: now!!!
Watermelondrea: on the twelfth day of Christmas my nigga gave to me
twelve lace fronts
eleven child support checks
ten a-m pictures
nine pimps a pimpin
eight fucked up pookies
seven parking tickets
six boot legged movies
five STDs
four bags of weed
three hot wings
two tinter lings
and a Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme
Kid: yes there's a rachet ass bitch in my home
Watermelondrea: good night