WEBVTT 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:03.900 He’s living in grand style 00:00:04.059 --> 00:00:05.819 Big boss from Bosporus 00:00:06.280 --> 00:00:10.300 A showy place with a thousand rooms, built without permit in a nature preserve 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:13.160 Press freedom gives him a swollen neck 00:00:13.779 --> 00:00:15.759 That’s why he needs all those scarves 00:00:20.239 --> 00:00:22.239 When a journalist writes a piece 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:24.879 That Erdogan doesn’t like 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:27.600 He quickly ends up in jail 00:00:29.699 --> 00:00:31.699 Newspaper offices closed down 00:00:31.699 --> 00:00:33.399 He doesn’t think twice 00:00:33.780 --> 00:00:37.780 With tear gas and water cannons he is riding through the night 00:00:38.219 --> 00:00:40.219 Be nice to him 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:42.520 Since he’s holding all the cards 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:46.820 Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.500 The time is ripe 00:00:50.020 --> 00:00:52.020 For his Great Ottoman Empire 00:00:52.219 --> 00:00:56.219 Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan 00:00:58.259 --> 00:01:00.259 Equal rights for women 00:01:00.859 --> 00:01:02.859 Beaten up equally 00:01:02.859 --> 00:01:07.280 Istanbul police has dispersed an International Women's Day demonstration by force 00:01:07.739 --> 00:01:09.739 If the election results are off 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:12.560 He’ll shake them into place 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:18.920 He loathes the Kurds 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:21.280 And much rather bombs them 00:01:21.459 --> 00:01:24.599 Than his brothers in faith over at ISIL 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.200 Hand him your money 00:01:27.659 --> 00:01:29.659 He’ll build you a refugee tent 00:01:30.060 --> 00:01:33.820 Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:36.680 His country is ripe 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:38.120 For EU membership 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.060 He doesn’t care for democracy 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:42.760 Erdogan says goodbye 00:01:43.980 --> 00:01:48.719 And rides off into the sunset