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He’s living in grand style

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Big boss from Bosporus

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A showy place with a thousand rooms, built without permit in a nature preserve

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Press freedom gives him a swollen neck

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That’s why he needs all those scarves

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When a journalist writes a piece

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That Erdogan doesn’t like

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He quickly ends up in jail

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Newspaper offices closed down

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He doesn’t think twice

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With tear gas and water cannons he is riding through the night

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Be nice to him

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Since he’s holding all the cards

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Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan

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The time is ripe

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For his Great Ottoman Empire

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Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan

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Equal rights for women

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Beaten up equally

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Istanbul police has dispersed an International Women's Day demonstration by force

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If the election results are off

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He’ll shake them into place

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He loathes the Kurds

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And much rather bombs them

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Than his brothers in faith over at ISIL

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Hand him your money

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He’ll build you a refugee tent

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Erdo-how, Erdo-where, Erdogan

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His country is ripe

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For EU membership

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He doesn’t care for democracy

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Erdogan says goodbye

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And rides off into the sunset