[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning, good morning, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.11,0:00:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you know that today is gonna\Nbe a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.81,0:00:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.08,0:00:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because every day is a great day!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.83,0:00:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Pollen man, pollen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Good morning, good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.94,0:00:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.14,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. That's not how it goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: It's good morning, good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.12,0:00:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.47,0:00:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How're you doing this morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.14,0:00:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.57,0:00:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: We stole this game from the internet\Ncalled "egg roulette" and, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.27,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're just gonna take it\Nand make it our own.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.84,0:00:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ding]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.07,0:00:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna choose a card and the loser\Nof which the competition is gets to get
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.89,0:00:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an egg blown on their head.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.83,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's 10 eggs here,\N8 of them which are hard-boiled,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 of which are
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: soft, gooey, mushy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.50,0:00:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look, you can't look at them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.96,0:00:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you dropped one, you dropped one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.97,0:00:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: I'll choose that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.86,0:00:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.43,0:00:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Movie actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.22,0:00:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I'm gonna say a movie and then he\Nhas to say an actor in that same movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.89,0:00:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I have say, a movie again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.68,0:00:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: A movie that that actor has\Nbeen in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.30,0:01:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you bounce back and forth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.91,0:01:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Cool. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.34,0:01:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Jennifer Lawrence.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.18,0:01:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Hunger Games.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.53,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Why is that so hard?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: You've got this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.47,0:01:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: On the map!\NOh my gosh, duh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.100,0:01:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Woodie Harrelson.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.78,0:01:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Uhm, Kingpin!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.15,0:01:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Kingpin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.41,0:01:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Oh, I got you on that on! I got,\Nhim, on, that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.31,0:01:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: I don't- Oh! Did we watch that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.34,0:01:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: It's a really old, like,\Nbowling movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.23,0:01:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: I don't know, I don't know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.40,0:01:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Ooh! Them I'm gon' pick an egg\Nfor yo' ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.28,0:01:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I got one, I got one.\NHere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.25,0:01:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Hopefully it's-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.96,0:01:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's hard-boiled! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.94,0:01:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Aww! Okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.81,0:01:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: It's intense, it's an intense\Nmoment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.90,0:01:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: We had to Google how to cook\Na hard-boiled egg today, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.46,0:01:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: He had to, I had to, I just helped\Nhim.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.28,0:01:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I was, like, I know how to put that-\Nwhatever, moving on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.24,0:01:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best Bonnaroo groove.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.94,0:02:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.59,0:02:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Depending on the song, that's\Nprobably what I'm gonna go with, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.30,0:02:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Did you have a song in mind\Nthat you were dancing to?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.30,0:02:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I didn't, I had no song in mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.63,0:02:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.57,0:02:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mark laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.27,0:02:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Do you just wanna both grab an egg\Nand do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.94,0:02:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: [Laughs] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.88,0:02:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Okay, because we both just suck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.10,0:02:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3, 2, 1, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.63,0:02:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both exclaim]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.26,0:02:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.33,0:02:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Oh yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.62,0:02:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.53,0:02:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: No no no no no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.60,0:02:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about yourself in your\Nchoices and everything about your life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.71,0:02:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.46,0:02:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I feel pretty tiny right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.34,0:02:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: It's okay, don't feel small.\NJust eat some raw egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.42,0:02:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Don't put egg on me!\NI'm gonna get the salmonella!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.72,0:02:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.26,0:02:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I so badly wanna just wipe it off my head\Nbut, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.40,0:02:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: You can't, you can't touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.83,0:02:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I know. Alright
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.60,0:03:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Basic bitch impression.\N[Laughing] That is the category.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.64,0:03:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: [Valley girl accent] I want\Nsome Starbucks. It's just like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.09,0:03:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want a caramel macchiato.\NWait, where are my Ray-Bans?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.13,0:03:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, where are my Ray-Bans?\NDo you have my Ray-Bans?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.96,0:03:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: [Nasal voice] Oh, my god!\NI am, like, just covered in egg right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.70,0:03:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, like, it's dripping, but, like, I'm\Njust gonna be okay about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.48,0:03:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Normal voice] That got weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.06,0:03:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: That got real weird really quick.\NI'm just gonna sit in silence for a couple
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.19,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.98,0:03:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Makes noise] I don't know why that noise\Nis happening, but it's happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.08,0:03:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Longest hand stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.47,0:03:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right there, stop right there.\NGo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.44,0:03:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Ah, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.85,0:03:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Aww.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.83,0:03:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Ay, baby!\NIs it still on there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.47,0:04:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you- get that off of there!\NOh, you silly boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.06,0:04:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Robert Shambo.\NAlso known as:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.24,0:04:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Rock, paper, scissors.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.58,0:04:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!\NRock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.83,0:04:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.69,0:04:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Ah, you [bleep]!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.16,0:04:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow. You don't have to push it\Nthat hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.42,0:04:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Sorry, yeah. I do kinda, like,\Nreally just slam it on there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.94,0:04:26.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Because if it is, like, an actual\Negg and like,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.71,0:04:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: It's gonna go everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.82,0:04:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: It's gonna need less muscle.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.30,0:04:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.100,0:04:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rules? What rules? This is our game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.67,0:04:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: We don't, uh, we ran out of cards\Nto pull, so we're just gonna go back and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.89,0:04:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forth on eggs. And then, um, yay.\N[Both Laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.10,0:04:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Egg cam.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.20,0:04:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: This is true, just, egg roulette.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.21,0:04:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Alright ready, 3, 2, 1, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.31,0:04:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.47,0:04:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Is it bad again?\NIs it really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.88,0:04:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Aw yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.14,0:04:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: [Bleep]\NYou stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.84,0:05:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Ow! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.83,0:05:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I win, so that's what this game looks\Nlike.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.04,0:05:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: It's not my day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.26,0:05:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: It looks like it was Ethan's day!\N100 percent!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.17,0:05:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan exclaims]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.75,0:05:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a surprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.34,0:05:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.25,0:05:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Yeah, can you gel that for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.74,0:05:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Nice hair gel. Yeah, I'm just gonna\Nspike it right up for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.31,0:05:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some texture in there.\NReally some deep in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.76,0:05:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Thanks babe.\NOkay guys, thank you so much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.76,0:05:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will see you in a couple days.\NWe'll be at [city] in a couple of days.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.28,0:05:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty excited about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.19,0:05:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.62,0:05:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: Get your ears and eyes ready\Nto see that kind of stuff because,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.22,0:05:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's gonna be hard to, like, edit\Nand post videos there, but I'm gonna do my
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.44,0:05:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,best to do it because, it's gonna be fun\Nand exciting and I want you guys to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.87,0:05:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,experience it as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.27,0:05:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much for watching!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.98,0:05:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: Love ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.66,0:05:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: [Sings] See ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.28,0:05:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Byeee!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Outro music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.62,0:05:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARK: I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.93,0:06:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: It's okay. It was just- it was\Nslightly- it wasn't even that cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.99,0:06:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mark coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.63,0:06:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ETHAN: [Laughs] That's what you get!\NWhat happened there?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.53,0:06:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mark laughs]