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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.45,0:00:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings, and welcome to Earthling\NCinema. I am your host, Garyx Wormuloid. This
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.37,0:00:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,week’s artifact is Toy Story 3, brought\Nto you by corporate powerhouse Disney, which,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.09,0:00:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as you all know, survived its planet of origin\Nand now owns a 51% share of the known universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.45,0:00:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toy Story 3 is a story about toys, a race\Nof living, breathing creatures that were enslaved
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.41,0:00:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the humans for their own amusement. In\NEarth’s heyday, toys such as Woody, Female
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.98,0:00:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woody, Buzz Aldrin, and all these different\Nhorses were considered second class citizens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.32,0:00:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a materialistic society that judged beings\Nbased only on their pragmatic usefulness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.26,0:00:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the film begins, the toys are owned by\NAndy, a ruthless overlord who labels them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.04,0:00:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his name, effectively smothering their\Nindividual will. He keeps his subjects suspended
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.72,0:00:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a perpetual state of oppression, ignoring them to heed the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.75,0:01:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beck and call of his master: the cell phone.\NA Samsung Galaxy Note from the looks of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.78,0:01:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andy must further cement control over his\Ndominion by going to college, and since his
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.01,0:01:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toys don’t have the test scores to go with\Nhim, he sentences them to the attic. The toys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.15,0:01:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undergo an existential crisis, uncertain about\Nthe sort of “afterlife” that awaits them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.75,0:01:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up there. And their anxiety is justified.\NThree words: spi-der- webs. That’s why I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.10,0:01:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always make my wife get the Galaxmas decorations.\NWoody, ever the die-hard loyalist, preaches
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eternal devotion to Andy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.08,0:01:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A classic case of Sher-lockholm Syndrome. But it’s no use.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.66,0:01:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other toys escape to a daycare\Nfacility called Sunnyside, a name that makes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.79,0:01:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sense if you remember that Earth had only\None sun. Sunnyside seems nice at first, but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.69,0:01:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turns out to be a socialist nightmare. Here\Nthe toys are no longer private property.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.76,0:02:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lots-O-Huggin’ Bear takes it upon himself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.38,0:02:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to rule this socialist utopia with a fuzzy\Nfist, for as he says, the toys are “without
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.48,0:02:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,owners”. But he is a malevolent dictator,\Nsubjecting his citizens to torture at the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.09,0:02:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hands of ruthless toddlers in order to crush\Ntheir spirits. He maintains power with a secret
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.75,0:02:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,police force brainwashing, and a monkey who\Nis clearly on meth. Lotso’s walking stick
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.98,0:02:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doubles as a gavel, a symbol of order, and\Nhis strawberry scent strikes fear into the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.43,0:02:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,batteries of all who cross him.\NThe toys try to sneak out unnoticed, but when
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.42,0:02:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lotso confronts them, they figure why not\Nstage a libertarian coup. It works, and the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.58,0:02:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big baby throws Lotso in the trash-- the very\Nplace he said toys were destined to go. He
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.86,0:02:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drops his gavel-walking stick, suggesting\Nhis reign of tyranny is over.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.47,0:02:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that ending would be too easy, so Lotso\Ndrags everyone else into the trash with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.04,0:03:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they are hauled off to a volcano. Here\Nsalvation comes in the form of a giant claw,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.99,0:03:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,operated by a trio of racist caricatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.08,0:03:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what’s known as “deus ex\Nmachina,” an Ancient Greek term for a machine
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.58,0:03:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that descends from the sky to put Gods on\Nthe stage, and I don’t just mean god of
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.58,0:03:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stage Neil Patrick Harris. In 21st century\Nparlance, the expression was used to indicate
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.98,0:03:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a plot device that immediately and conveniently\Nsolves an unsolvable problem. Toy Story 3’s
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.92,0:03:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deus ex machina is both a literal machine\Ndescending from the sky and a plot device
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.11,0:03:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that conveniently saves the day. Despite being\Ncritically and commercially successful, the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.46,0:03:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boys at Pixar could always find time for obscure\Ninside jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.36,0:03:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the end of the film, Ken and Barbie usher\Nin a “groovy” utopia, perhaps indicating
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.62,0:03:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that a time will come when the toy race will\Nno longer be oppressed, and can exist in harmony
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.40,0:03:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all the Earth’s creatures. In the meantime,\NWoody and his friends are content to live
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.42,0:03:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,under Bonnie’s benevolent rule. That is,\Nuntil she goes to college too and they have
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.13,0:04:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do the whole thing over again.\NFor Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx Wormuloid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.91,0:04:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey folks, thank you for watching Earthling\NCinema, I'm Mark Schroeder, aka Garyx Wormuloid.
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Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.18,0:04:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you want a recommendation, Creativity,\NInc. By Ed Catmull. He's the president of
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