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4 Reasons Women Should NEVER Breastfeed in Public.

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No.1. It's offensive and inappropriate.

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We don't live in a society where it's okay to just show part of breasts or cleavage in public.

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If I'm breastfeeding in public and somebody walks by, and they see me,

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I could have offended them with my boobs.

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I wouldn't wanna offend someone by breastfeeding in front of them.

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By breastfeeding in public, we are spreading the line that breasts are a purpose other than just to turn someone on.

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That's kinda like totally screw kids up.

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No.2. Even if we use one of those breastfeeding covers, it's not guaranteed that the baby won't like push it off.

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And then what?

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Your breasts could be exposed for like a second or two seconds.

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Seriously, babies who push the cover off are just spoiled brats.

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I don't see what's so uncomfortable about eating with a cover on your head.

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It's not sweaty or hot or dark or claustrophobic at all.

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No.3. Women who breastfeed in public aren't doing it because the babies are actually hungry.

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No~~~

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They're just trying to seduce your husbands with their milk filled, leaking and gorged breasts.

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And if men are staring at a breastfeeding mom's obvious sluttiness,

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that's totally normal.

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It's like what are they suppose to do?

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notice your breastfeeding and then look away?

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Weird!

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No.4. We're moms.

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I mean we don't need to go out in public.

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We gave up that right when we started popping out babies.

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We don't need to go shopping, or eat out, or have a social life.

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Nowadays everybody delivers.

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Just Amazon some private.

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Even if for some crazy reasons like an emergency, we have to leave the house.

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There are plenty of places to hide for breastfeeding.

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There is no common sense reason why we need to traumatize the public by breastfeeding in front of them.

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Sometimes I seriously ask myself: these breastfeeding moms even want t have children?

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Or did they just have them so they could ruin everybody's day with their exhibitionism?

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Put your boobs away ladies.