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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.76,0:00:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[musical interlude]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.09,0:00:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[door opens]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.20,0:00:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Pewds?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clicks mouse] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote a book!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.16,0:00:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you're gonna love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.92,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was inspired by you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.37,0:00:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This has already been written.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.01,0:00:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[feigns surprise] What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.78,0:00:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it'll be different.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.38,0:00:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a graphic gay porno.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.95,0:00:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you telling me the other {\i1}Twilight{\i0} is the same?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.99,0:00:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty much the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.46,0:00:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.99,0:00:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with all the duck references though?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.64,0:00:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[creepy music starts up] What do you mean, "duck references?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.08,0:00:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a duck. Quack, quack. Stupid Pewds doesn't suspect a thing."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.07,0:00:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you get that idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.32,0:00:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in menacing tone] Why are you sweating?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.33,0:00:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, sweating?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.20,0:01:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haters gonna hate; ducks gonna duck. Quack.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.69,0:01:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.30,0:01:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[crash] [punch] [PewDiePie groans in pain]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.12,0:01:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.28,0:01:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[paper rustling]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.60,0:01:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.13,0:01:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.08,0:01:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you write this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.02,0:01:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhh...yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.77,0:01:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[soft rock music starts playing] {\i1}It's been the longest winter without you...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.43,0:01:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I didn't know where to turn to{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.37,0:01:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}See somehow I can't forget you{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}after all that we've been-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.32,0:01:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phonograph screeches to a halt]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.33,0:01:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a duck when I see one, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.02,0:01:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chainsaw growls]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.23,0:01:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I'm mother fuckin' stuck...in this duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.29,0:02:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me want to quack, like, "What the fuck is that?!"